Chapter 35: Wendy: Gee, half a bottle is fine
"Apple Stuffed ~ Apple Stuffed ~ Apple Stuffed ~"
The drunken bard burped with a bite of the iron lid of the bottle, leaving only a little alcohol in his throat, and the drunken bard burped, and the flush on the sides of his cheeks became a little heavier.
Diluc's tone was cold: "Has there been a new tavern in Mondstadt recently?" β
"I'm just an ordinary bard, what do you ask me to do?"
Wendy blinked, looking at Diluc with the same eyes as a normal drunkard, and her voice was slightly confused.
"You bards are more knowledgeable."
"Is that so?"
Wendy tilted her head, grabbed the bottle and took a sip of 'tons and tons', and when she put it down again, the apple brew was already more than halfway gone.
He seemed to think for a moment, "It seems that the drinkers have been going to the east of Mondstadt lately. β
"No sign of the Fatui playing tricks?"
"I don't know! I'm just a bard, not a god. β
Wendy slapped the table, with a voice of condemnation.
"How can I touch the brow of those Fatui!"
"Hmm...... Thanks a lot. β
Watching Diluc get up and leave, Wendy suddenly grabbed his sleeve with a flutter, squirmed and lifted one foot, and seemed to be a little embarrassed to cover his face with his hands.
"I see that you always look at my legs, why don't you add me a bottle of dandelion wine, and I will touch it for you?"
"Nope! How! Whatever! Shape! β
Diluc was skeptical that there was something wrong with the account of the Anemo gender in the Church of Favonius.
Fengshen is a girl wearing stockings is more reasonable!
The person who recorded it at the beginning was definitely a pervert who changed the gender of the wind god in order to satisfy his own wishes!
The only man in Mondstadt in front of him wearing stockings, with no skin and no face, how could he be the god of wind!
"Oops, half a bottle is okay~"
"Get out!"
β
A new sea slug tavern opened in a small alley to the east of Mondstadt, and when it opened, it erected the slogan "The dragon of the east wind has been oppressed by the god of wind, and now it is angry that it is uprising, we should help each other for the sake of justice".
With the tavern's unique wines, in just one month, most of the Mondstadt drunkards were thrown under the banner of Dvalin.
They didn't feel that it violated the belief of the wind god......
The dragon of the east wind is the family of the god of wind, and they believe in the dragon of the east wind, which means that they still believe in the god of wind.
What's more, the free wind god will definitely not care about their beliefs, maybe one of the drunkards who accompany them to drink is Lord Fengshen!
The free people are free forever......
However, this tavern has strange rules, such as "three people can't walk down an alley, otherwise six legs will go in and two legs will come out."
Listen to the mysterious boss that this is what Ms. Alice told him.
The drunken reception of the drinkers, and the fact that Lady Alice's magic was well-known in Mondstadt, quickly made sense of the rule.
The mysterious figure in the big black robe walked through the dim alley, pushed open the door of the brightly lit tavern, and looked around.
His gaze lingered for a moment on the free nun who believed in the god of wind while working at the counter and the dragon of the East when drinking.
Today's tavern is Inazuma's sake, and the unique and fresh taste quickly arouses the excitement of alcoholics.
The black-robed man came to the door behind the counter, looked at the ice spreading through the crack underneath, and knocked.
The wooden door was opened a small crack, and a biting chill came out, and the young man with dull hair hid inside and looked at it before he opened the door completely.
The black-robed man flashed in and closed the door again.
"Jean, what's the matter with coming over at night?"
"Of course there is......
The blonde girl who took off her black robe looked at the current situation in the room with some hesitation, except for the sofa and the light novels and manuscripts of the other party next to her, the rest were full of ice cubes that could refract the light.
The ice edges on the ceiling are really moving.
In the corner, Chongyun's face was now red, and there was a rolling heat wave around him, holding an ice cube of equal height, and Xingqiu kept rolling his eyes in the ice.
"Ah, when I demonstrated the talisman to Chongyun, something happened."
Zhishui shook his wrist, "I forgot that I still have an Ice God Eye on my body, and the immortal power mobilized is a bit large, so it became like this." β
"It seems that Xingqiu's luck is not very good, obviously the sofa and light novels have not been frozen."
"No, it's because you want to protect the light novel that Xingqiu will be frozen!"
What a ruthless speech......
Shouldn't the normal plot be that the master endured heartache and gave up the light novel in order to protect his apprentice?
"But a normal master doesn't look down on novels!"
Zhishui seemed to know what Qin was thinking, and politely explained to her.
Qin's face was red, like cinnabar glued to the white-glazed porcelain surface.
"Alright, let's get down to business. Jean, what are you looking for me this time?
"Is it because of my slogan? I will never change this, even if you follow me!
"Down with the tyranny of the Anemo God, victory belongs to Dvalin!"
Jean smiled, her eyes more tolerant than that of a doting mother.
"Although Mr. Stop Water is a bit of a fool, it is a good way to ease the tension in Mondstadt right now, at least now most of the people know that every time Dvalin enters the city, he just uses the wind to blow up some items."
Qin took out a book from his arms, and the super bold cover made the cinnabar on the face of the acting head of the regiment who only fantasized about ignorant youth love a little deeper.
"Let's talk about Mr. Shisui's new work that was released not long ago."
"Well, Jean, are you still a fan of mine?"
Zhishui leaned forward in surprise, "Well, it's normal, girls will also be curious about those three or two things." β
"Lisa brought it to me!"
The words of the piano are round and round, and his fingers point to the cover of the book.
"Now let's talk about the background setting of this book."
"What's wrong with the setting? I seem to be painting pure love|humiliation, right? Do you want to see the Minotaurs? β
"Mr. Zhishui,I mainly want to ask why the identity of the heroine of this book is set to be the deputy head and acting leader of a city's main management organization.,I'm a super serious workaholic on weekdays.,In my spare time, I blush when I look at romance novels.γ
"What else do you need to say?"
Shisui seemed to be looking at Jean with the eyes of looking at himself in the mirror, "Are you stupid?" Of course, this character is borrowed from you! β
"But this ......"
"How does the heroine look?"
"Short black hair, red glasses, hip-wrapping skirts, and suspenders, it was super consistent with the male protagonist when I met ......"
The words stopped abruptly, Qin opened her mouth blankly, covered her face with her hands, and slid off the sofa with a 'bang'.
She squatted with her legs hugged like this, "I'm just just watching the plot, Mr. Zhishui, do you believe it or not?" β
"What plot can I come up with?"
Shisui fell into self-doubt.
Isn't he just a book painter who starts rough when he doesn't agree with a word.γFor that and that?
Shisui also slid off the sofa and put his hands on Jean's shoulders.
"Jean, do you think I'll look smarter if I wear a pair of glasses?"
"Mr. Stop Water doesn't look stupid."
"And what about me in essence..."
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Zhishui sneered, stood up and looked condescendingly at the blonde girl with her hands on her knees: "So what kind of plot can I conceive just because I don't look stupid?" β
"Jean, admit it! It's just to satisfy your own astringent thoughts.,Just go to see the astringent book! β