Mondstadt's Secret Exchange

"Lord Legmond, it's been a long time! You're here to buy something related to the god of wind again, right? Hey, it's a coincidence that you're here, and my brother and I just found it in the ruins yesterday. ”

The flattering merchant confronted the rich man and took out a small iron cage with a wind slime on top of it, as well as a wooden chest.

When the wooden box was opened, the bottle made 11985 seconds ago was placed in perfect condition, and cotton was padded in the gap between the bottle and the wooden board.

"I'm telling you, this thing is absolutely real, let's take a look if you don't believe it."

The merchant picked up the bottle and approached the iron cage, only to see the originally quiet wind slime inside suddenly jump up and down, hitting the iron cage and crunching.

"Look, this is the breath of the wind god!"

Diluc knew the ditch and ditch in it, and he also knew that most of the so-called things that were tainted with the breath of the wind god here were fakes, but as long as there was a possibility of the real thing in it, it was worth buying.

It's not a lot of money anyway.

And there is a windfall from this visit today.

Compared to humans, do monsters feel the breath of God more?

"How much Mora is this slime?"

"What's wrong with this?"

The merchant waved his hand: "Lord Lykenfender is my big customer here, I will see you today, this slime is given to you for free." ”

You can't be too greedy, that won't end well.

The money that Lykenfand bought just now was enough for the adventurer to catch ten more, after all, the cage was small, and it was not a slime with a large size and danger that could be locked in.

And this bottle is a random mud he picked up from the wild, that shape, set it on fire and it is finished, at most add something that slimes hate.

It's almost an empty glove white wolf.

In this way, he still earned it.

"Thank you."

Diluc didn't feel like Lawrence's idiots that such an act of giving it was an insult to their nobility.

The merchant rubbed his hands together, as if thinking of something, and suddenly called out to Diluc.

"Lord Lykenfind, I've sent it anyway, I'll give you one more thing today! I can't sell this thing, and when I go home and my wife sees it, I may have to make some family conflicts. ”

I saw the merchant take out a wooden clip and hold his nose, bend down and flip it underneath, and then stand up straight with two fingers pinching a pair of white stockings with a look of disgust.

He spoke a little arrogantly: "This is what I picked up, and I don't know which little couple was found and didn't have time to clean up, seeing that the slime had a little reaction, I took it." ”

I don't know which peer is so careless about making things with the breath of the god of wind, even if you get a bottle of wine and say that the god of wind is a drunkard, it is more reliable than this!

Diluc picked up the slime and got a little closer, seeing that its reaction was not fake, and his face that looked like a facial paralysis finally had a wonderful look.

According to an unknown immortal who is a pure water elf and has an eye of ice attribute exclusively revealed that the god of wind wears stockings!

And those who fake it will never think of this, that is......

Barbatos was stripped of his pants!

Where are the warriors so fierce?

"I bought it."

Taking out all the Mora he was carrying, Diluc took the stockings and stuffed them into his pocket without hesitation under the merchant's amazed gaze.

"I see."

Kaeya poked out his head against Charles's head, and watched the operation of his brother-in-law in the distance, and suddenly realized.

"Ming Xiu bottle, dark stockings, Diluc is really a good strategy! Charles, did you bring those stockings the last time I wore them? ”

"Young Master Kaeya, what do you want to do?"

Charles pulled out a small cloth bag and handed it to Kaeya.

"Seduce him!"

Kaeya pulled a clear line out of her body, and a deep light gleamed in one of her eyes.

Diluc is amazing!

His brother-in-law, owner of Dawn Winery, became the richest man in Mondstadt, the patriarch of House Lykenfend, and the hero of the night who protected the inhabitants of Mondstadt......

With the cover of these identities and the cover of such identities, who would have believed that he was a big pervert who loved to collect stockings, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes today?

I'm sorry, brother, but in order for your deviant hobby to disappear, I'll ...... younger brother

In the alley, where the sky was still bright, Diluc, who had just come out of the secret exchange, watched a stocking lying quietly in the center, and his excellent vision allowed him to see the fishing line tied to the stocking.

He took a deep breath and was undecided......

"Kaeya! Get the hell out of here! ”

In order to conceal his identity, Diluc just took out his ordinary Zephyr greatsword, and the wide sword body erupted with fierce black-red flames.

"Papapa~"

There was applause at the entrance of the alley, and Kaeya really walked out obediently: "Sure enough, it's Diluc, and the superficial tricks you think of can't hide from you." ”

No, if anything strange happens in Mondstadt, except for the Fatui, it's you, Kaeya.

I'll just deceive.

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"It's bad luck."

After hiding in the empty barrel and making sure that no one would chase after her, Wendy breathed a sigh of relief.

"Everything really didn't go well today, obviously I just wanted to get the Sky Lyre back."

"If you go in a god's costume, you won't be treated like this."

A dark voice came from behind her, and Wendy stood up from the barrel, turned around calmly, and raised her hand to give a hug.

"Aha, when did the Water Stoppers come to Mondstadt? How is the old man doing? I happen to have a few moralas in my hand, let's go, I'll take you to drink. ”

"Mora earned selling stockings?"

Shisui looked down at Wendy's bare legs, "I think you should be more concerned about stealing the Sky Lyre than drinking." ”

"Isn't the former more important?"

Wendy blinked, and suddenly glanced up at the sky.

"Hey, isn't that the True Monarch of the Moon Cutting and Zhuyang?"

"Tobasba, I haven't diminished my intellect to the point where I even believe this kind of lie, Master and Uncle Lishui have been ashamed to meet me for the past two years, you should ......"

Wendy waved her hand: "Old man, long time no see, do you want to go drinking together?" ”

The divine power belonging to the rock god slowly appeared behind him, and Zhishui hurriedly turned around.

"Emperor, noon ......"

The empty street blew the corner of the contract with the word "Morax" written on it, as if mocking the intelligence of a certain immortal, and Zhishui clenched his fist.

“…… That's it, as long as you stay near the West Wind Church, you will always be able to catch it again, so let's go back and see the two children in Xingqiu first, and I don't know if they have eaten well, have you been crazy in the past two days. ”

The contract on the ground was frozen into ice cubes and completely shattered, and Zhishui stayed in front of the cat's tail tavern for a long time without being angry at all, looking at the lively and active cats inside.

"I don't know how the wine is in this tavern, but it should be nice to have that blessed child."

"The cats are also very well raised, with soft fur and a lot of them...... Oops, all of them are really cute, but it's a pity that the hair is too thick, so it's not good. ”

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"Figure"