Chapter 828: Don't think about Bai Scoop without a book

When Zhao Chuanxin went to see Yao Bing, Yao Bing was making a post-war summary.

"Ma Budai, I let you go to you, but I hesitated, I will not spare you next time......"

"Kurd, if you hit your head with an iron hook, at most you will make a red mark, and next time you will smash it with something else......"

"Arsu, what are you crying about? You see that my face also made him swollen, so I didn't cry. Okay, okay, this is the box cannon that my master gave me, and I've sent it to you......"

Of course, the box cannon is carved out of wood.

He has rewards and punishments, and a group of children call him a messenger plainly.

Zhao Chuanxin coughed.

Yao Bing turned his head and said in surprise: "Master, I want to report to you, you have to reward the three armies!" ”

Zhao Chuanxin saw that his cheeks were red and swollen, and he was obviously beaten not lightly, but he didn't cry at all.

couldn't help laughing: "Okay, good, how do you want to reward?" Let's talk about it. ”

A snot baby shouted: "I want a wooden gun......"

He looked at the snot baby who had been assigned a wooden mirror box, and his eyes were hot.

There are also shouts: "Manchurian foreigners' canned milk is delicious, sweet and ......tight."

The canned milk he said was actually condensed canned milk.

In the sixties of the last century, it spread from Switzerland to Tsarist Russia, and at first doctors fed babies without breast milk with condensed milk.

Later, it gradually became popular, and in the eighties it was applied to the army as canned food.

Because the largest condensed milk factory for milk was closed, and canned condensed milk from Tsarist Russia had to be imported, the price was high.

A bunch of snotty babies.

Yao Bing pinched his waist and shouted: "Stop! To reward the three armies, it is natural to set up a banquet. Master, we're going to have a feast! ”

Zhao Chuanxin bared his teeth: "Okay, well, I will personally cook for the division and set up a banquet for the little generals." ”

When Zhao Chuanxin went to the kitchen, Rebecca Levi consulted with him: "Let's match two police officers for the bean bag?" Please. ”

Her tone is delicate, her face is red and beautiful, but she is tall and plump.

Zhao Chuanxin turned the spoon, and the braised potatoes made with tomato sauce are generally loved by children.

He said lightly: "It's not worthy, whoever touches him will die, but you can't use him to blackmail me." ”

"And what if something like this happens again?"

"I said, whoever touches him will die."

"But if Doubao is injured, it will even ...... Even if the enemy is dead, he can't be saved. ”

"The enemy is good for the whole family to die, up to the eighty-year-old dying old man, down to the baby in swaddling clothes, not a single one wants to live."

"You ......"

"Okay, get out of the way, don't get in the way here, I'm going to reward the three armies."

"You ......"

"What you, me, go." Zhao Chuanxin stared at the horse spoon and pushed her.

But it was pushed on the softness.

Ahem......

Not intentionally.

Vinegared cabbage, braised potatoes, stewed roe deer meat, wild boar, deer tendon, fried finches, chopped pepper fish head pot, fried chicken, fried lamb with green onions, fried river prawns, sweet and sour pork ribs, tofu soup, chocolate, condensed milk, biscuits, cakes.

Zhao Chuanxin made sixteen dishes, and set up a big table full of them.

Because there are too many children.

Even the dining table was freshly made, and Zhao Chuanxin used the old god crucible brand to cast a turntable, with built-in bearings and balls, and a thick fused silica glass turntable surface on it.

Not to mention those children, even Yao Jia, Zhang Shouzeng, Rebecca Levy, Che and Za all came to see the excitement.

"Tsk, this table is wonderful, no matter how many dishes you have."

"Harm, my lord, will you make one for us too?"

"This group of rabbits is really a blessing......"

At first, everyone thought that Zhao Chuanxin was teasing and teasing children, but they didn't expect a serious "reward for the three armies".

A group of snot babies were excited and anxious, and they wanted to grab it, but Yao Bing knocked on the back of his hand with chopsticks: "It's really unorthodox, sit down with me!" ”

He climbed onto the bench first, and all the snotty babies followed suit.

There was a drink on the table, which had been seized from Maozi in Manchuria, called the Special Citero.

This lemonade was also used in Yao Bing's feast.

He raised his glass: "Come, my master said, the three armies can take their commandery, but the horseman can't take their will, drink!" ”

A group of adults outside: "......"

Eat a cup of food.

The snot baby with open teeth and teeth grinned and poured oil from the black hole.

A group of adults outside salivated.

Zhao Chuanxin began to rush people: "Go and go, Yang Sangda will go to Manchuria-Chau to find a cook, take everyone to have a good meal, and go back to the accounting office for reimbursement." ”

Che and Za said with a smile: "If adults can concoct such a table, there is no need for a chef in Manchuria." ”

"What do you want to do? Get out! ”

In this battle, Hu Da became famous, Hu Er became famous, and Yao Bing also became famous.

George Lynch joined the Grey Axe Cavalry Regiment and the Patrol at the feast.

Drinking with this group of men who were born and raised in bitter cold places was undoubtedly asking for hardship, and he endured his drunkenness and recorded in detail the war they boasted of drunkenly.

After hearing Zhao Chuanxin summon the Russian army to thunder and fight, he shook his head with a red face and a big tongue: "Impossible, absolutely impossible, is he God?" ”

"Don't believe me? If you don't believe me, go to the prison and ask the prisoners. ”

In any case, George Lynch wrote in his notebook: here there is savage blood in the human body, even a child under the age of ten can kill the enemy, and the Tsarist commanders I have seen have paid a terrible price for their arrogance......

……

The appearance of the spy Sanjie made Zhao Chuanxin even more careful.

Running back and forth for nearly half a month made him physically and mentally exhausted, and he emptied his mind when he stir-fried the snot babies, he didn't eat, and he didn't participate in the excitement.

When he returned to the cabin, he saw the otter lying on the stairs looking up at him.

Zhao Chuanxin was puzzled: "Are you swimming too far to return to the shore?" ”

Otters don't understand.

Zhao Chuanxin bypassed it and entered the starry sky hut with a glass dome, and fell asleep after lying on the bed and looking at the stars for about thirty seconds.

The next morning, Zhao Chuanxin got up and went out to fill a bag of water with pocket technology, and came back and put it in the bathtub to heat up and wash.

Lying in the bathtub, he didn't eat, and opened the Old God Codex.

[Without financial worries, we still need electric lighting in the morning to eat in the restaurant, but the table with a brocade pattern is pleasing to the eye, so people can't help but reach out and rub it twice. 】

[The craftsman said: This is a product of the mirage, it is very valuable, and there is no such tree anywhere else. 】

[I was just about to ask where the mirage was, but I was attracted by the conversation of the people at the table next to me. 】

[They are also discussing Rune City and the Mirage.] 】

[A thin man said: I think that the control of the mysteries of the universe in the Sea Realm is far greater than that of the Rune City, and even this gap is at least two hundred years. 】

[The round-faced man at the same table slapped the table with hatred when he heard this: What do you mean by that? I think you're a traitor to Runeterra. His Majesty the Emperor has already mastered at least four runes, and besides, the City of Runes is thousands of years old, so what is the Sea Market? Does it deserve to be compared to us? 】

[The thin man looked embarrassed: Man, don't get excited, I'm just talking about things.] 】

[The round-faced man Huo Ran got up: Just talk about things? I think you're a traitor. 】

[The thin man shrugged: I'm not a traitor, I just want to tell the truth, isn't it allowed to tell the truth?] The Rune City and the Rune City take two different routes, our Rune City makes the best use of the development agency news due to the lack of materials, and the Sea City explores the mysteries of the universe and discovers various axiomatic rules, and the strength of those who master an axiom is not weaker than having a rune, there are many strong people there, and I am right, right? 】

Zhao Chuanxin grinned and watched.

[The round-faced man brushed his sleeves away.] 】

[I thought this matter was over, however, not long after the round-faced man went out, he came in with two sand soldiers, pointed at the thin man and said: It's him, he's a traitor, and he's been talking about how beautiful and powerful the sea market is. 】

[The sand soldiers came to the thin men who were stunned, they were wrapped in veils, revealing only a pair of weathered eyes: Come with us, we need to investigate you. 】

[The thin man innocently waved his hand and said: It's just a casual conversation after dinner, I'm not a traitor, he's a false accusation.] 】

[The sand soldier's tone is cold: Every resident of Tucheng has the right to report traitors, you better come with us, don't make the scene embarrassing.] 】

[The thin man had no choice but to get up and follow them away. When he was about to leave the restaurant, he sneered at the round-faced man: The power to report traitors is not for people like you to do whatever they want, and you will not end well. 】

[This time it was the turn of the round-faced man to shrug his shoulders.] 】

[I asked the craftsman in a low voice: Are the rules of Rune City so strict?] 】

[The craftsman whispered to me: Maybe, let's not talk casually, otherwise it will be bad to be labeled as a spy.] 】

[I said: By the way, you can show me the booklet about Rune City again, and then we will go to see the mysterious bloody and sweaty cave together.] 】

[The craftsman handed me the booklet.] 】

[I was about to check by the light of the oil lamp hanging on the wall when a sand soldier and a puppet soldier walked in. 】

[There was silence in the restaurant. 】

[As a result, the sand soldiers and the puppet soldiers walked straight towards us, and the sand soldiers said: The emperor has a decree to summon the fearless vanguard from Middle-earth into the palace. 】

[It is not surprising that the Desert Emperor knows the name of my Dreadnought, after all, the two continents are navigable, and I have the badge of the Dreadnought on my chest, and it is a felony to pretend to be a Dreadnought in Middle-earth. 】

[We wiped our mouths together and prepared to get up.] 】

[But the sand soldiers said: His Majesty the Emperor only summons one dreadnought vanguard, and the rest do not have to follow. 】

[I winked at the crowd and whispered: It looks like we're going to make a big deal.] 】

[Brother and sister, elven scouts, and craftsmen smile heartily.] Yesterday we were selling glass on the street, and one of the pieces was taken away by the emperor from the buyer. 】

[The mourning spirit whispered in my ear: Don't forget to ask for the old sacred altar, this is the purpose of our visit. 】

[I nodded quietly: You are with me.] 】

Zhao Chuanxin remembered that one of the people at the table next to him was taken away after the quarrel, and felt that something was not quite right.

But until you're sure something bad is going to happen, it's best not to anger the emperor with eyes all over the city.

But the purpose of the group to curse the desert is the old sacred altar, and the palace is imperative.

[Outside the palace, the sand soldiers stopped, and only the puppet soldiers led the way. 】

[I looked closely behind and saw that the puppet soldiers had no necks, and their heads could only turn from side to side, but they could turn three hundred and sixty degrees. They walk with a balanced and stable stance, and each step is almost the same distance. They are not tall and do not look strong. Their knives have gems and rune shards embedded in the hilts, apparently possessing some special ability. 】

Zhao Chuanxin suddenly wrote:

[I ran up to the puppet soldier and asked: Can I go to the toilet?] Urgency to urinate. 】

[Puppet soldiers obviously do not have the senses of hearing, smelling, smelling, touching, etc., and cannot speak.] But it has a pair of eyes that can see the shape of my mouth. 】

[It first points in a certain direction, and then leads the way in front.] 】

[When I got to the toilet, I found that it was full of dust, and there were no traces of use, which made me very puzzled. 】

Zhao Chuanxin took advantage of the gap between the puppet soldiers outside and hurriedly teleported the equipment over and asked "me" to dress neatly.

Be prepared.

[I followed the puppet soldiers upstairs, and I don't know how many stairs I climbed, and finally stopped in a dimly lit and empty hall. 】

[The main hall is surrounded by sand walls on three sides, and the walls are painted with reliefs of the desert emperors of the past dynasties fighting in all directions. The other side is black and white, like a puppet soldier-like wall, black and white forms a mysterious pattern, which makes people look a little dizzy. 】

[My eyes avoided the black and white walls, and I just wanted to ask the puppet soldier where the emperor was, but the puppet soldier left without saying a word. 】

[At this time, a dull voice came from nowhere: Fearless vanguard from Middle-earth, you have the honor to serve the Emperor of the Desert. 】

[The voice echoes in the main hall and rings in my ears.] 】

[The heavy wooden door behind me is closing, shutting as the puppet soldier closes. 】

[I was inexplicably a little nervous, and I didn't know how to answer. 】

At this time, Zhao Chuanxin had already had a premonition that the desert emperor had bad intentions.

Without saying a word, he opened the Holy Light Channel, and substituted it in.

Sure enough, the black and white wall made people a little dizzy to look at.

Perhaps seeing that he didn't speak, the voice sounded again: "Dreadnought, I need your glass, a lot of glass. You know, there may be many people in the Cursed Desert who haven't surrendered to me, but that's because of the Mirage. I need to sweep away these minions of the Mirage, and I find that your shield made of glass is fully resistant to dragon's breath. ”

Fused silica glass is stable and resistant to corrosion.

Zhao Chuanxin bared his teeth: "Your Majesty the Great Emperor, glass can be had, given that you need a lot of glass, I can give you a nine-percent discount." ”

Buying and selling can be done.

However, there was silence in the hall for a long time, and then the metal-like voice sounded again: "Fearless Pioneer, this is your honor, you will be protected by me, and in the celebration of the Fusion Festival in five days, I will let the puppet soldiers carry you through the streets in a sedan chair, this is the supreme honor, and the entire inhabitants of Rune City will know that you have made great contributions to Rune City and me." ”

Scald!

Want to prostitute for nothing?

What kind of temper is Zhao Chuanxin?

Spicy coins, even if this is a business without capital, you don't want to prostitute for nothing.

His smile was not diminished: "Your Majesty, in view of the fact that I will receive such an honor, I am willing to give you an unprecedented six percent discount, which is already the cost price, and I will also take the freight." ”

Desert Emperor: "......"

Can't understand people, do you?

He let out a piercing sneer that made people's scalps tingle when they heard it.

After laughing, he said sadly: "Very good, sure enough, you are a fearless pioneer from Middle-earth, you are really fearless." ”

Zhao Chuanxin sneered: "If Your Majesty only wants one or two pieces of glass, it is nothing to give them to Your Majesty." But there are too many of them, and I also have to eat and stay, but I can't give it for nothing, so let's lose money and give you a 50% discount! ”

The Desert Emperor said, "I can make you a nobleman." ”

"What kind of nobleman is a nobleman who has no money? There is only a fiefdom, I can't eat sand every day, right? Otherwise, what treasure does Your Majesty have? I've heard that Your Majesty owns the old sacred altar, so why don't you trade it for it. ”

After beating around the bush, this is the purpose of Zhao Chuanxin.

"Hahaha......" The Desert Emperor smiled with anger in his face, "I don't know who told you that I own the old sacred altar." Very well, since you don't know how to lift, don't think about walking out of this hall today. ”

I don't know if he was angry that Zhao Chuanxin didn't know how to lift, or if he was angry that Zhao Chuanxin actually spied on his hole card secret.

Zhao Chuanxin's figure exploded.

Because the smart gyroscope gives an early warning.

A flash of red light flashed, and a flat cut appeared where he had just stood.

Zhao Chuanxin didn't see clearly what kind of weapon it was, but if he was cut, he was afraid that it would be more than lucky.

When he reached the door, the elven carving knife made a circle and drilled out of the circle.

As soon as he went out, a red light struck, and the gate was cut in two.

Zhao Chuanxin's heart jumped violently, and when he looked back, he saw that a piece of the black and white wall suddenly protruded, and then a black and white figure appeared.

The dog is really cunning, it turns out that the other party is wearing a black and white armor, which just fits the texture of the wall, and the naked eye can't detect the existence of the other party at all.

This should be the Emperor of the Desert.

Seeing that he waved his hand, it seemed that he was about to release red light again, Zhao Chuanxin remembered a possibility, and while dodging, he took out a glass bottle, and the water in it "buzzed" into mist.

Laugh at......

When the red light pierced through the mist and finally sliced against the sand wall, only a shallow trace remained.

Sure enough, clouds, rain, and particles in the air can diminish the power of light.

Isn't this a laser? Or something like that.

The Desert Emperor's movements obviously paused, and he didn't seem to expect this to happen.

After all, it rarely rains in the desert, and there is no fog at all.

Zhao Chuanxin condensed the fog, shrunk into a wall of fog in front of him, and took out the Lugang M1907 and shot at the other party.

Bang bang bang......

As he opened fire, he asked the mourner, "Do you have a way to deal with him?" ”

The mourning spirit who followed in the shadows said, "That blade of light can also do damage to me. ”

The bullet hit the body of the Desert Emperor, hitting his black and white armor without even a single spark, all of them were bounced off.

Zhao Chuanxin's scalp is numb, this is a material that is more resistant than the fire armor and the fortitude armor.

He turned around and ran.

At this moment, there was the sound of thumping footsteps in the hallway.

A squad of puppet soldiers came in a rage.

They pulled out their sabers, and the surface of the saber glowed with a faint red glow.

There is a desert emperor in the back, and a puppet soldier in front, so what?

Zhao Chuanxin took out his war bow and burst arrows and shot them at the puppet soldiers.

Rumble......

Zhao Chuanxin didn't look at the result, and rushed forward on the ethereal traveler.

At the same time, he took out the invincible elven carving knife, and used the fire of the explosion to block the puppet soldiers' eyes from rushing into their array.

When the elf carving knife slashed, Zhao Chuanxin heard a very subtle "ding" sound.

He chuckled in his heart.

The two-meter-long elf carving knife was extended, and the invincible elf carving knife was actually broken by one meter at this moment......

How strong is the shell of a puppet soldier?

Zhao Chuanxin's heart ached for a moment, and then an idea came out that should not have appeared at this time: Fortunately, the elf carving knife is not really invincible to all things in the world, otherwise how can someone use it against him in the future?

Immediately enraged, he pulled out a Goldberg M1907 and shot at a puppet soldier at close range.

Bang bang bang, bang......

Although it couldn't be penetrated, it blocked their footsteps and rushed through the line of puppet soldiers.

Before escaping, Zhao Chuanxin found that when the bullet hit the puppet soldier's eye, the layer of true vision crystal shattered, and the puppet soldier who lost his eye brandished a light knife and cut off the arm of another puppet soldier.

There are three points worth noting, one is that when the True Vision Crystals are broken, they become waste; The second is the shell of the puppet soldier and the armor of the Desert Emperor, which cannot be cut by the elven carving knife, but the light knife in their hand can; Third, the puppet soldier's severed arm is densely entangled with insect silk......

It turns out that their power comes from insect silk.

Zhao Chuanxin had no time to think about it, so he fled immediately.

However, the palace was densely packed with True Vision Crystals, and no matter where he fled, there were puppet soldiers to intercept him.

It seems that the Desert Emperor can remotely control these puppet soldiers.

When Zhao Chuanxin shoots again, the puppet soldier will use his arm to cover his eyes to prevent being shot.

They even turn their heads a hundred and eighty degrees, with their eyes facing back, and still move forward steadily, because they are extremely familiar with the terrain of the palace.

Zhao Chuanxin looked up, saw the true vision crystal in the corner, and raised the gun to shoot.

Bang!

Crash......

The True Vision Crystal shattered to the ground.

He picked up the pieces.

Whenever he sees the Crystal of Truth, he will shatter it.

(End of chapter)