Chapter 106: Eat Me, Move the Sky
"The morning dew is perfect for making tea."
Paimon sucks the noodles, sweet and sour juice leaving on the corners of his mouth.
"Zhongli, since I met you, you seem to have drunk a lot of tea, huh? But why haven't I seen you go to the toilet once? ”
"Ahem...... Yaoyao, eat slowly, the egg yolk will be a little choking. ”
"Sister Ganyu, am I not eating fast?"
"Generally theoretically, maybe it's because I move around a lot on weekdays."
Naturally, his rock-solid mind would not be shaken by a question, and Zhongli put down the teacup in his hand and thought seriously for a while before he said perfunctorily to Paimon.
"Where are the travelers?"
"In the kitchen, what did she say about finding a wife...... Ah, the traveler is out! ”
Paimon doesn't understand Ying's pursuit, just as the others don't understand why her stomach holds so much food.
She knew, however, that if the traveler came out a little later, the soup would cool down, and that she would have an excuse to eat another one.
"It's a pity......"
"yes, that's a pity."
Ying languished on the table, weakly stretched out her hand to grab the chopsticks, put the dough into the warm soup and stirred, and said regretfully:
"If I had believed Paimon's nose at the time, I would have caught the gentle and virtuous Snail Girl, and hehe...... Miss Ganyu, is there really no snail in your family? ”
Ganyu sucked the noodles one by one, as if this would reduce the calories she was ingesting, and she blinked innocently when she heard Ying's question.
"The reason why I want to find it is because the kitchen is equipped with an automatic cooking machine produced by Liuyun Borrowing Wind Zhenjun, and there is really no snail girl that the traveler said."
Ying didn't want to believe this answer, and continued to ask, "Is there any other living creature in the whole house besides us?" ”
Glancing at the tea bowls placed on the table, Ganyu said: "It's that Yaoyao and Qiqi raised a group of sparrows together, but they took turns to bring them home, and now that group of sparrows should be in Yuhengxing's house." ”
The living creatures in this room...... Well, it's all here.
"That's a very cute little tuft, Qiqi and I both like it." Yaoyao raised her hand to introduce.
"So my wife can't get it..."
With a chopstick knocking out Paimon's outstretched hand, Ying finally accepted the cruel truth, peeled off the salty tea eggs, and swallowed them.
"Zhongli, what do we need to prepare today?"
"Today's goal is to clean the dust bell, and it may take a little more time."
"Far away?"
"No, it's in Yujingtai, in the hands of an old man."
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There are a lot of glazed lilies and neon flowers planted in the flower beds of Yujingtai, perhaps because they are well cared for, even in the harsh winter, they still stand upright and exude a fragrance.
There were three cups of hot mist tea on the stone table, and the old man who could vaguely find the peerless appearance of his youth from the wrinkles was smiling kindly.
"Three young people, what's the matter with finding an old woman?"
Known as "Grandma Ping", the old man whose real name and age are unknown smiled and took Zhongli's hand, and babbled:
"It's been a long time since we've seen each other, how are we doing? Look at your current age, it's time to prepare for marriage, the old woman enjoys the flowers on this Yujing platform, and has seen a few children who can run a family, and you are quite a match. ”
"Hmm~ Is this a marriage urging from the old man?"
Paimon warmed his hands with a cup of tea, and looked curiously between Grandma Ping and Zhongli, and suddenly realized, "Zhongli must be Grandma Ping's grandson!" ”
"This kid looks smart."
Grandma Ping didn't deny it, but she didn't explain it, she just praised Paimon.
Ying always felt that something was not right.
There seemed to be a familiar sense of dissonance between the two of them.
"Grandma Ping, we came this time to borrow the dust cleaning bell to use it in the ceremony of sending immortals."
Zhongli finally understood why he felt that something was missing when he invited Liuyun to borrow Feng Zhenjun and them to help out in the Hall of Death.
There's also an idling immortal in Liyue Harbor.
After borrowing the dust cleaning bell, throw the song dust over to help.
"That's not ...... Is it something that the old woman hasn't used in a long time? ”
Grandma Ping smiled and glanced at the tea bowl in Zhongli's hand, and very naturally changed the following words, shaking her head and sighing while standing on crutches.
"Could it be because the dust cleaning bell was lost?"
Paimon remembers that when she and the Traveler helped Lisa retrieve the book, a fairy tale book was stolen by the Abyss Mage, as if she was hiding some great secret.
Although it was not revealed in the end.
The dust cleaning bell should be more precious than that fairy tale, and someone will definitely think about it.
"Is it the Abyss Order's troublemaker? Don't worry, Paimon and the Traveler will be able to help you find it, old woman. ”
"That's not what I'm worried about."
Grandma Ping sighed: "The dust cleaning bell may have been placed by me in a place that I haven't been to for a long time, and it may have become dirty.
"It seems that you need to find it yourself this time, I don't know if you can help the old woman clean it up by the way."
Ying leaned back and cautiously asked, "Then you shouldn't have put any potions bottles with strange things, right?" ”
"Just some cobwebs, and maybe some slimes."
"That's no problem, where's the address?"
"Far away, close at hand."
Madame Ping smiled narrowly, and the teapot placed in the center of the table suddenly shone out, and a strange suction force grabbed the traveler and Paimon.
"Huh?!"
"This can't be stuffed! This hole is smaller than Paimon's! ”
Seeing that the two of us didn't know each other, Grandma Ping knocked on the ground with her cane, and a fairy power spread out with the stone table as the center, casting a layer of illusion on the eyes of passers-by.
"Ah Ping, just talk about the price."
The water flowed on the stone bench and gathered into a human form, and Zhishui watched Grandma Ping return to its original state, and suddenly felt a little bad, and turned his eyes for help to Zhongli, who was drinking tea on the side.
"Emperor, she was so presumptuous before, don't you punish her?"
"I'm just used to it."
During the time when Gechen Langshi Zhenjun had just become Grandma Ping, even if Zhongli didn't pass by Yujingtai and avoided walking, he could always meet her on a coincidental route.
Even if you change your shape, you can't do it.
There was a rumor during that time, what happened?
[Did you know?] That Grandma Ping from Yujingtai has more than 50 grandchildren in Liyue, and she is simply a representative of the prosperity of her descendants! ]
"It's nothing, it's just that I suddenly want to have a drink or two."
Each immortal's immortal name has its own special meaning, which represents the character and style of the immortal to a certain extent.
Therefore, the world of song dust is ......
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"The peach blossoms have become brewed, and the acquaintance will eventually become empty...... I shouldn't have known you, Gechen Langshi, from now on, this Liyue will have you without me, with me without you. ”
"Stop the water, you're drunk."
"Emperor, I'm not drunk, I'm a pure water elf, as long as I make a noise, I can clean the wine, how can I be drunk?"
"That's what you said when you were drunk with song dust before."
"It does seem a little uncomfortable, isn't it...... It's very uncomfortable, ah~ Uncle Shifting Heaven Guiding Heaven, quarreled with the master again? Hmm~ Why is your hair dyed red? ”
Lying on the ground with a stone bench in his arms, Zhishui looked at a mountain-like cloud in the sky, opened his mouth and gnawed on the stool, relying on the special physique of the immortal, he bit down a piece and chewed it into his stomach.
"It seems that I am indeed drunk, otherwise I would not be able to sit still and lie in the sky and watch the earth, and I would have to go down."
The drunken immortal didn't care about the weight of the stone bench at all, and was about to fly into the sky as it floated, but after gaining some distance, the sound of an iron chain colliding sounded.
"Thankfully, I had the foresight to lock his foot."
Ah Ping stepped on the chain under her feet, and the brush in her hand gave the last stroke to the painting, and then she couldn't wait to pull out another piece of paper: "This posture is not bad, draw it, draw it, and wait for the next party to show it to Liuyun and them." ”
"That's why Zhishui won't drink with you."
Zhongli also drank two glasses, he looked at the boundless sky from afar, and sighed, "Solid as gold." ”
The hard barrier blocked the stone bench that fell from the sky, and the water stopped falling to the ground, picked it up and floated up again.
"Eat me again, and the sky will move everything!"
"Ahh
The elongated tail note, the pompous performance, and the emotionless lines can only deceive the only drunk fool present.
"Oh, the demon, you dare to pretend to be the emperor. But a mere illusion can't deceive my state of mind that has been tortured by Balzebu. ”
"Damn, it's been recognized."
It's a bit hard to deal with such a child!