Chapter Twenty-Six: Senior Brother Morning
"Bunny, what's the show?"
Yi Qu was happy on his face, Yang Yi only felt the cool breeze blowing, the coolness on his body was long, and when he touched his body, he found that he was not wearing a wisp again, so he hurriedly squatted down, covered the vital point, and looked at Yi Qu and the two with an embarrassed face.
"Do you know how shy you are? Grown up! ”
Yi Qu said with a meaningful smile on his face.
"Old immortal, do you deliberately look at me as a joke?"
Yang Yi looked at Yi Take, and suddenly remembered what happened after eating the unicorn meat when he worshiped Yi Tak as a teacher, and trampled on thousands of wild horses in his heart, and he only saw that Yi Take, an unreliable cheap master, was only two sides, and he was so "honest" every time!
Looking at Chen who was standing behind Yi Take, he only felt so familiar, and after thinking about it for a long time, he finally couldn't remember when he met such a handsome monk.
"Wow. Wear it! ”
Yi took another piece of red cloth on his hand and threw it towards Yang Yi, and faintly, Yang Yi seemed to have touched a familiar touch!
"Old immortal, you're too obscene, aren't you? This can't be the old lady skin of Li Jingxuan, I was almost killed by you last time. I don't want this thing to kill this time! ”
Yang Yi was indignant, and smashed the red belly pocket in his hand towards Yi Xuan, and Li Jingxuan's almost fatal palm was still fresh in his memory.
"This is the Heavenly Silk! Do you love it or not? Let me tell you again, this is not the Li Fairy, it is another Li Fairy, and the Li Fairy is the master of the Li Fairy you said! ...... year"
Yi Tu stroked his beard, muttered in a low voice, and suddenly remembered something: "How do you know her name?" Even if you invite the Moon Palace, not many people know her name, right? ”
"The old immortal... I! ........." Yang Yi listened to Yi Take's low muttering, interrupted Yi Take's words, and finally couldn't find any words to answer Yi Take's obscene and tangled story, and said, "Don't mention your obscene ...... back then."
Yang Yi hated and hated, and he didn't hide much about Su Yue's affairs.
"The body of the moon god wow! Now it's exciting! Tsk, since your little wife is the body of the moon god, it is indeed the most suitable place to invite the Moon Palace. Since the ancestor of the Moon Palace, there is no moon god's body appearing, since your little wife has entered the Moon Palace, the Moon Palace will naturally support and cultivate it with all its might, so you don't have to worry about it. But after entering the Inviting Moon Palace, if you want to marry a daughter-in-law, hehe, it's difficult! ”
Yi took a smack of his lips, and heard Yang Yi in a fog: "Old immortal, what do you mean?!" ”
"The door rules of the Moon Palace are really wonderful, it all depends on the face. Tsk, but don't say it, the disciples in that sect are really good! Moreover, the Inviting Moon Palace exercise is extremely suitable for double cultivation! The power of the Inviting Moon Palace, even if it is a first-class force even if it looks at the cultivation world, but few people dare to fight the Inviting Moon Palace. Do you know why? ”
Yi Yu satisfied Yang Yi's appetite, and then continued: "Cultivators, who doesn't want to marry a disciple of the Moon Palace. However, even if it is an ordinary disciple, if he can marry one, it is also a big event in the cultivation world! After so many years, all the sons-in-law of the Moon Palace are all strong people, whoever wants to move the Moon Palace, the sons-in-law of the Moon Palace are not easy to send! ”
"Marriage! That Invite Moon Palace has taken an alternative path! ”
Yang Yi shook his head, his heart and eyes were active, and he already understood.
Yi Yue opened the conversation, and then said, "As for the core disciples, after so many years, I have been married, and I know only that, this matter has always been regarded as a top secret by the Moon Palace, and there are few people who know about it, and now they are all dead." As for your little wife, it turned out to be the body of the moon god, and she was the head disciple of the sect. Tsk, if you marry one, it will be wonderful! ”
"Apprentice, this is the heavenly silk, do you want it?"
Yi Yue looked at Yang Yi, the smile on his face was even worse at this time, he looked back at Chen again, and said with a smile.
"Amitabha!"
As soon as he heard the Buddha horn, he looked at the red belly pocket in Yi Yuan's hand, hurriedly closed his eyes, and a bad premonition suddenly rose in his heart.
Before, I just watched this cheap master's words and deeds be grotesque, but since the little senior brother woke up, the fairy watched the conversation between the two, how it sounded wrong, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was wrong!
"In vain? Old immortal, you hurt people again?! ”
Yang Yi listened to Yi Yi's words, his face was puzzled, and he said casually.
Yang Yi didn't pay attention, his words came out, and he was easy to take his face, and his depressed anger gradually emerged...
"I'm harmful?! Who did I hurt! You little rabbit cub, the old man has worked hard for hundreds of years, and he has cheapened you little bastard, and he will harm me...... I hurt people......"
Yi took a few falls, while beating Yang Yi wildly, slapping Yang Yi's naked ass and greeting, and suddenly punched Yang Yi in the left eye, and suddenly punched in the right eye, suddenly slapped on the left face, and suddenly slapped the right cheek.
"Ah...... Old Immortal ...... I! …… You! …… Tap! …… That's enough! ……”
The screams came, and Liao Chen stood beside Yi Yi, watching Yi Yi beat Yang Yi wildly, listening to Yang Yi's screams, he only felt a burst of pain in his body, and involuntarily took a few steps back.
"Study hard with your junior brother! Look at how obedient people are, quietly! ”
"Unlucky things that don't care about it, I don't know the goods!"
Yi Duo finally stopped, took the red belly pocket into his arms, and threw a tattered beggar outfit towards Yang Yi. One sentence made Chen almost spurt out a mouthful of old blood, and he just wanted to leave this place quickly, leaving this obscene old man, thinking that he had worshiped such a master, and he only felt bitter, sour, and astringent in his heart.
I only felt a hot pain in my buttocks, rubbed the corners of my eyes, Yang Yi imagined his appearance at this moment, gritted his teeth and took the tattered clothes that were easy to take and throw over, smelling the faint smell of sandalwood on the tattered clothes, Yang Yi's heart suddenly became pure, although this clothes were tattered, they were not ordinary!
"Senior brother, senior brother is polite! Have we seen it somewhere? How do I feel as if my junior brother is familiar? ”
Calming down, as if forgetting the pain, Yang Yi asked Xiang Chen.
"Little monk in the morning, I've seen my senior brother!"
Li Chen looked at the ill-fitting ragged clothes on Yang Yi's body, looked at the huge dark circles on Yang Yi's pig-like face, and folded his hands.
"Morning? Are you that monk? How did you become so pretty? I'm younger, too! ”
Yang Yi looked at Chen, and tried his best to merge the burly monk with the yellow-faced monk in his head with the Chen in front of him, and his words made Chen almost spit out another mouthful of old blood, and the state of mind that he had cultivated for decades was torn clean by this master and senior brother in a moment.
"Amitabha! Senior brother laughed! ”
He clasped his hands together in the morning, and finally calmed down and said.
Speechless for a while, Yang Yi felt empty in his belly, turned around and quickly plucked the goshawk on the ground, did not clean it, found some firewood, pulled out some unknown weeds, set up a fire, put the goshawk on the fire, and squeezed out the juice of those unknown weeds, and rubbed it on the body of the eagle meat.
"Senior brother, are you hungry? Why don't you have a piece? Yang Yi tore off an eagle wing, and as soon as the words came out, he seemed to suddenly remember something, and then said: "Oh, I forgot that my junior brother is a disciple of Buddhism............"
"Thank you, senior brother......"
Before Yang Yi finished speaking, Chen had already taken the eagle wing in Yang Yi's hand, leaving Yang Yi stunned to watch Chen put the eagle wing in his mouth and gnaw it shapelessly.
"Senior brother, doesn't Buddhism abstain from meat?"
Yang Yi looked at the morning feast in amazement and was shocked.
"Wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha sits in the heart, these vulgar precepts are just dogmas."
While gnawing on the eagle's wings, Liao Chen said vaguely, but in Yang Yi's ears, he was even more shocked.
"Good! It is worthy of my easy apprentice, how many monks in this realm can not understand it in their lifetime, no wonder Buddhism has fallen to this, Changda Buddhism depends on you! I was worried that you wouldn't be able to understand it, but since you have already understood it, the master won't let you suffer, come, eat this! ”
Yi Yue watched the morning feast, and didn't know where to take out a piece of meat, a flame rose in his hand, and the strong aroma of meat quickly came out!
"Thank you, master!"
When he smelled the smell of meat in the morning, he didn't look like a monk, so he took it from Yi Take's hand, thanked him, and gnawed it!
Yang Yi looked at Chen, the familiar smell of meat, hurriedly wanted to remind, vaguely saw the smile on Yi Take's face, hurriedly stopped his mouth, recalled the memorable scene, turned his face away, and only mourned silently for Chen in his heart!
"Whew"
In a moment, a flame ignited on Liao Chen's body unexpectedly, burning the clothes all over his body. The body that was as bright as jade was glowing with a faint treasure light, the Buddha's light was faint, and there were bursts of sandalwood, and in a trance, Yang Yi seemed to hear a muffled sound in Chen's body, and the breath on his body suddenly rose, and he actually directly broke through a small realm.
"Thank you, Master!"
After a while, Chen finally opened his eyes, knowing that he had finally broken through another realm, as if he had forgotten that the monk's robe on his body had been burned clean by the steaming heat.
Only then did he kneel, and Chen found out that something was wrong, and he was anxious, covering his body in embarrassment, and standing aside.
"Hmmm! Good! I've seen it all, it's all treasures! ”
Yi Duo glanced at Yang Yi pointedly, then looked at Chen, then took out a set of tattered monk's robes and robes, and threw them to Chen.
Li Chen didn't care about the quality of this monk's robe, and hurriedly put it on his body.
"Old pervert!"
Yang Yi groaned, looked at Yi Duo staring at him, and hurriedly turned his head away, his eyes wandering.
"Boom!"
The familiar voice came into Yang Yi's ears, and he saw Yi Yu suddenly knock on Chen's bald head, and with a muffled sound, Chen Chen had already closed his eyes and fainted on the ground.
Yang Yi looked at the faintly bulging red envelope on Chenguang's head, and smiled for no reason.
"What are you laughing at? You have hair, don't you? ”
Yi Yi's faint laughter drifted into Yang Yi's ears.
"Well, it's ......"
As soon as Yang Yi's involuntary words came out, he immediately felt that something was wrong, and a muffled sound had already been imprinted on his head, only to feel dizzy, bitter in his heart, and a miserable scream.