Wandering the waters around Liyue, the Jewel Boat has its own criteria for selecting guests, and those who can come in a small boat are elegant guests.

At least for the first half of the year, the atmosphere has always been extremely congenial, with few quarrels.

However, this year, this month, and today, a very violent quarrel broke out, and his voice even overshadowed the horns of singing on the stage for a while, making many people look at him angrily.

"How dare you?! How dare you?! In just one month, the people of Liyue have already appeared as clowns who wantonly fabricate the emperor's affairs in an attempt to sensationalize the public! This is human beings, and the gods they worship are just tools. ”

"Blood spews people, foul language, this ancient book is reasonable, reasonable, how can it be made up? If you can't tell you why, Mr. Zhongli is here, and I will drive you away. ”

"Huh? If it is really bold, how can the absurd words recorded in this book be justified? Tell me about it, just like the hilichurls! ”

"Wait for me......"

His body trembled with anger, and the scholar refused to argue with this fool who only thought he knew Xin Jun after hearing some rumors.

But this is the result of his hard work after he has been looking for immortals for a long time to get a gift from immortals, and he absolutely cannot tolerate slander from others.

The scholar cautiously escaped from his bosom a brocade box, and slowly opened it, revealing a broken talisman on top of the delicate red satin, on which a blue glow shimmered.

He raised his head and said proudly: "Ancient books and talismans are gifts from immortals, do you think immortals will make them up on the pages?" ”

Zhishui's eyebrows frowned, his palm was hidden under the table, the blue light on the talisman gradually faded, and he smiled: "You are fake, you met the immortal is also fake, the talisman is useless at all." ”

Hell, why don't I remember giving him my talisman?

Could it be that it was easy to get it and then didn't remember it?

No, I'm going to swear by all the imperial figurines in my collection that this book is indeed the first time I've heard of it, and it's definitely not my own.

"That immortal made it himself, how could it be fake? It's just your unrepentant nonsense. ”

"What I say is fake is fake..."

"Less ...... here"

"Can you two let me say a word?"

Zhongli suddenly said aloud: "If you quarrel like this, you can't tell the truth from the false, and you still need to practice to find out the truth." ”

"Mr. Zhongli, how can such a precious object be used so easily just because of a quarrel? A fool is not worth it. ”

"I have heard that the immortal family talisman is blessed by the power of the immortal family, water and fire are not invaded, and there is ready-made tea on this table, and you can distinguish the real from the fake with a simple action."

"Mr. Zhongli."

After knowing each other for a long time, the scholar naturally knew that what Zhong Li said was genuine, looked at Zhishui proudly, took out the brocade box, and put it on the table.

He picked up his teacup: "You have a good look, wait for the facts to come out, and apologize to me immediately." ”

He grabbed the traveler who wanted to escape, sent her back to her seat, and took a sip of the cooled tea.

"You pour."

"Humph!"

The teacup tilted slowly, the fragrant tea slowly flowed out, patting on the target directly below, and the scholar's smile gradually solidified with the tea.

"Since this is fake, I don't need you to apologize, this book can be given to me, and the book of confusion should be destroyed."

The tattered yellow rune paper was wet with tea and stuck tightly to the mahogany tabletop, and Zhishui picked up the ancient book, turned to the last page, and found the slanted clay pot pattern.

"Sure enough, I didn't expect that there would be any remnants of the salt god believers, and they would pretend to be immortals, so they were really bold......"

But where did you get the talisman?

There are only a few people and places in Liyue, Xingqiu, Chongyun and Qingyunding.

Zhongli reminded: "Return to the original." ”

"My house was burglarized?"

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"Paimon wants to stay there and continue to have refreshments."

"I want to continue listening to the drama over there, too."

"It's impossible, if you stay there, you will definitely sneak to the second half, and the emperor won't stop it."

Zhishui snorted coldly: "I heard that Yu Hengxing has been very dissatisfied with the second half of Zhu Tianfang recently, and plans to raid it, I don't want to go to the prison to catch you at that time." ”

"Then I don't want to leave the port, it's far from the original place, even if it is blessed by the wind element, it will take several days to walk."

Ever since losing economic power in Liyue, Ying has felt that she doesn't want to do anything, she doesn't want to go out, she just wants to mess around.

"We're flying this time."

"Paimon can't take you two with me!"

Stepping back, Paimon crossed his hands and puffed out his mouth as he looked at Shisui, "So don't think about Paimon's idea!" ”

Ying turned her head to look back, and blinked: "I can't fly now, Wind Wings are just gliding, how are we going to fly?" Ride a slime hot air balloon, or ride you? ”

“……”

"Wow, ahhhh

Sitting on the body of a water crane, Paimon tentatively opened his mouth to bite the clouds, and the indifference in his mouth made her understand that no matter how similar she was, it was not after all.

Ying looked at Paimon's strange appearance and smiled disdainfully, because at this moment, the world was turned upside down in her hands, and no matter how high Paimon Fei was, was she trampled under her feet?

But there's one problem......

"Stop the water, you let a lady fly upside down, do you have a heart?!"

"Didn't you find a black cloak for you? Besides, you're dressed so tightly, what's so nice to look at. ”

"Speaking of which, the Traveler now feels like a big bat."

Paimon ......

Glowing glared angrily, reached out and pulled out a sunset fruit in her arms, and threw it in Paimon's direction.

"Eat!"

Paimon's eyes lit up, and she jumped up and caught the sunset fruit with her arms, and the sweet flesh ate into her mouth, making her smile and squint, "Paimon doesn't say that you are like a traveler again...... Yes! ”

As she fell, there was no jelly-like sensation from her feet, so Paimon tentatively touched it to the side, and the sudden weightlessness made her scream.

"After all, the water crane is just a conjured creature, and it won't wait when she jumps."

Seeing Paimon fall into the river below, the Pure Water Spirit was speechless and complained at the same time, "Did you say that she fell into the sea and was picked up by you because she grabbed food with the seagulls?" ”

"I don't agree with this speculation, there is a good chance that Paimon jumped out of the sea to hunt for every fish."

Ying has a different view.

With a deep sigh, Shisui fell from the sky at great speed, plunged headlong into the endless river, and took off the fish that wanted to eat and carried Paimon out of the water.

"Paimon's Sunset Fruit, robbed by the abominable fish..."

He muttered unconsciously to himself, but Paimon quickly pulled himself together and reached into his clothes to find a fish, "But Paimon has experience and brought something good this time!" ”

"Fry fry, let's release it."

"No, it's Paimon's trophy."

"Then why can't you pick a bigger fish?"

"The older Paimon can't resist it, don't get me wrong, it's just that he's a little weak because he's not familiar with the environment, it's not that he can't beat him, after all, Paimon is also a person with one-fifth of the boar combat power."

Throwing the drenched Paimon back on Suzuru's body, he flicked another piece of rune paper to dry, and nodded perfunctorily, indicating that he believed Paima's words.

"You don't believe the big bad guy when you see it, just wait! Paimon will have to prove it to you sooner or later, and it will definitely convince you. ”

Ying asked curiously, "Paimon, when are you going to prove it to us?" ”

"Wait for Paimon to eat a little stronger, as the saying goes, don't be rash and reckless, even if it's a simple thing, you have to plan everything."

Paimon was not shy in clasping his hands to his chest and talking, "And how can something as sacred as a duel be decided at will, we should have to wait for the omen of heaven...... Hey, did Paimon have a fish in his clothes? ”

Finding the fish that was hiding very deep, making sure it was smaller than before, Paimon pouted in frustration and tossed it away.

The lucky fry were abandoned in the direction of Ying, and the traveler was hoisted upside down, which meant that ......

"Stop the water, send me down! Come on! ”