What is it like to walk and suddenly pick up a wanted criminal who has escaped?

Hoffman didn't know how to describe it, Klee was taken care of, she was a good friend of Captain Jean, and there was no need to worry.

I thought I would need to spend more time in Liyue until I could find the most wanted criminals again, but I didn't expect to be smashed by a drunken bard falling from the sky in the early morning.

"Hiccup - what is Gechen so grumpy for? Didn't she just drink a little bit of the wine she brewed herself? ”

Turning over in a daze, revealing the Favoniur Knight who was pressed below, Wendy's eyes were half-open, her face was covered with a drunken flush, and she said hello with a smile: "Good morning......

"I'm not good!"

Hoffman stood up with the knight's sword, and this time he took out the iron chain he had purchased from his bosom, grabbed Wendy's collar, lifted it up, and began to tie it up.

"You're tying it up the wrong way...... Oh, don't touch my bottom ...... It's a little tight, it's loose...... It feels like I'm panicking with another layer of pants on the outside......"

Wendy muttered, letting Hoffman do his hand at him, and at this moment, he didn't want to float back to Mondstadt, and he felt that it would be good to be dragged back by the Favonius Knight.

"Hey, can you help put a plank when you drag me?"

"I'm not called Hey, I have my own name, I'm Hoffman, the Knight of Favonius!"

He replied in a stiff tone, but considering that he didn't want to find herbs to apply to this guy halfway, he still picked up a discarded plank, because the surface of the plank was soaked with snowflakes because it had been left outside overnight.

"My ass feels a little cold, but I don't want to ask for that much, I'll definitely dry it in the sun after a while anyway."

The planks were tightly bound to the skin of his body with iron chains, and Wendy was about to perform a limit to sleep, only to find that the knight in front of him suddenly took out a medicine bag from his arms.

"I've confiscated your vision, but I still can't figure out how you managed to escape? To be on the safe side......"

As if to comfort his lost chivalric principles, Hoffman broke Wendy's mouth open and poured all the powder into it.

"It's so caring, I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep, this medicine is a bit fierce......"

Without resisting the effects of the medicine in his body, Di's consciousness gradually became obsessed, and at the last moment of consciousness, he said forcefully:

"I don't know if you still have Mora on you? But let me tell you, Liyue has long ago stipulated that drugs like sleeping pills need to be certified by a doctor, and if you buy them casually, you can report them to the General Affairs Department and there will be a reward, so there will be no shortage of travel expenses...... Whew~"

With her head tilted back, her breathing calmed down, and Wendy fell asleep.

However, as close as he is, as the most empathetic god of wind in Mondstadt, in order to prevent the Knight of Favonius from running out of expenses on the road, he will be brought with him into the wilderness to survive.

Before falling asleep, he also came up with an idea helpfully.

"Redeem the "Sky Lyre", the accommodation and food expenses for these two days, as well as the iron chain and medicine money, it seems that there is indeed no Mora on the body..."

He was chased by the head of the regiment when he was on patrol, and if he hadn't planned to entertain his colleagues that night, the number of Mora on his body would have been reduced by at least half.

I'm afraid that when I first enter the city, I will be wandering the streets.

Hoffman grabbed the chain in his hand, looked at it from a distance, and muttered to himself, "I remember that the shop seems to be called 'Bu Bu Lu', right?" It's not that I want a reward, it's mainly that the Knights of Favonius can't turn a blind eye to illegal acts! ”

Last night, he had just teamed up with Liyue Celestial Power to plant the trouble that Klee had caused on the Fatui, and now Hoffman doesn't think it's a big deal, let alone fighting evil.

With a decision in his mind, Hoffman dragged Wendy, the wooden planks rubbed against the floor tiles, and under the shocked eyes of the surrounding passers-by, he walked into the gate of the General Affairs Department after being searched by several teams of Millelith on the way.

"I'm going to report it! The inconvertent doctor of Atractylodes casually sold me the drug......"

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The interrogation room of the General Services Division was closed on all sides, and the light was somewhat dim, but it was maintained within the visible range, and the sound insulation effect was good to block out the outside sound.

The quiet, dimly lit environment can often put a lot of pressure on the prisoner.

"Crunch—"

The sound of the door opening was unusually harsh, and the cat-headed girl who walked in carried a glass bottle containing a white snake, followed by an assistant, and the two of them came to the table in front of Baizhu and sat down.

"Baizhu confesses! Changsheng has already explained everything, including the things that you usually cost to foreign merchants at a high price. ”

"Lord Yuhengxing, you have to tell me why if you make me confess? I'm the most honest person, you ask my fellow Sumeru, who doesn't know that I'm kind and peaceful? ”

Ke Qing looked serious, opened a code in the corner of the table, and after finding the corresponding regulations, asked the assistant to send it over, and said:

"1,800 years ago, Liyue had a rudimentary control over drugs, such as sleeping pills and rodenticides, which could cause death.

"Yesterday afternoon, you provided sleeping pills without checking the purchaser's doctor or the certificate of the General Affairs Department, which is a serious violation of law and discipline."

"Liyue still has such a rule? Sumeru's gilded brigades are all bought wholesale......" Baizhu looked at the white paper and black letters, and a trace of surprise flashed in his snake-like eyes.

The laws of the seven nations of Teyvat were largely the same, and although he had read them when he first came to Liyue, he still remembered them even more.

Even if you don't follow it sometimes......

However, it is true that the laws of Sumeru do not mention the control of drugs, and the big people of the Akademiya are more concerned with knowledge.

If a multiple-choice question is placed in front of them, whether to catch the person who insults the little auspicious grass king, or the person who circulates canned knowledge, I am afraid that those big people will choose the latter without saying a word.

They can't say that they are the former......

And even if it is managed, it is useless, there are so many poisonous mushrooms growing in the wild, just pick a brightly colored, beautiful appearance, and grind it into powder after drying it is poison.

One of the main duties of Sumeru's rangers is to eat foreigners by mistake, and natives who challenge themselves and firmly believe that mushrooms are not poisonous.

"You can confess your guilt in Baizhu, anyway, it's useless if the pharmacy is open, who will come to you for medical treatment except foreigners? You won't find many exotic patients to study. ”

Reminiscing about the delicious little tufts before, Changsheng lazily lay in the glass jar and spit out the snake apricot: "The cell of the General Affairs Department tastes good, and it just so happens that you stay there in winter, so I rarely hibernate once." ”

"Illegal research, the crime is added to the first degree."

Keqing turned his head and instructed the assistant next to him.

Changsheng pressed the snake's head against the glass, shook his little white tail, and asked with interest, "Can he be locked up until after next winter?" ”

The assistant patiently replied: "You can't run away in four or five years, and you still have to wait for the trial for the specific time, and of course, you still have the right to hire a lawyer." ”

"Then you help me tell the judge that if the time to get out of prison is winter, then extend it a little bit."

The official lawyer hired by the General Affairs Department has had a person's name on the list since hundreds of years ago, and most history will not choose to touch the mold when it comes to the legendary smoke of the industry, unless the price is really too big to bear.

Changsheng did not hold out the hope of commuting his sentence, and instead began to pick the time to be released from prison: "But the spring sun is beautiful, and I feel that it is possible to be lazy, so how about extending it to summer?"

"It's still not good, it's easiest to doze off in summer, it's easy to doze off in autumn, and you have to hibernate in winter......"

The assistant persuaded: "Mr. Changsheng, no judge will extend the sentence. ”

"Then hire a lawyer!"

"I'm afraid no lawyer would choose to take on this kind of matter."

“…… Baizhu, why don't you attack the judge in court? Changsheng spit out the snake apricot.

A few green tendons erupted on his forehead, and the monocle on the bridge of his nose seemed to be about to shatter, and Baizhu took a deep breath.

The assistant lady thought for a moment, and suddenly said:

"Recently, there is a rookie lawyer who has fought two lawsuits, and his first defendant has changed from indefinite to suspended death, and the second defendant has changed from indemnity to indefinite, and now he has become a feared legend in the industry."

"Then choose this lawyer!"

The immortal snake's tail shook happily: "I think it's necessary to give encouragement to newcomers. ”