Chapter 156: Xingqiu, you understand so well
Lying on the bed, Kun Jun's hands were exposed outside the quilt, crossed on his abdomen, his breathing was smooth and gentle, his wheat-colored face was full of serenity, and the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked, as if he was dreaming.
Zhongli sat at the table, holding the hot tea and exhaling softly, the hot mist containing the fragrance of tea slowly rose, and his platinum golden eyes looked at the two immortals sitting in front of him.
"I'm just a mortal now, and it's inconvenient to use divine power, so if the soul that Tuo separates really contains evil thoughts?"
"That's true, Emperor, this matter has been investigated back and forth by me and the other two, it is an indisputable fact, and the top priority should be to get rid of Ruotuo's evil thoughts."
The crane who was sitting in a very strange position did not blush and his heart was not beating, his tone was steady and did not tremble at all, and his wings pressed the table to avoid being overly nervous and shaking his legs.
Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun and said with a smile: "Emperor, you can ask Zhishui, this kid has always been ready to answer questions and will not lie." ”
"Right...... Yes, that's right! The stool that hit the back of Ruotuo's head didn't burn it! My red rope didn't untie ...... either."
"Bang-"
"I'm afraid this kid's intellectuality has lost a lot again, and now he can't even talk nonsense, it seems that I will find a time to take him to Aozang Mountain and use immortal magic to stabilize his intellectuality."
The surface of the thick and hard table was slightly sunken downward, and a wisp of green smoke slowly floated upward, and Liuyun caressed the back of the head with his wings like a protective touch of the wind Zhenjun.
Poked through the window paper, and the faces of the people who were crowded outside to watch secretly couldn't bear it, Ying simply stood up directly, pushed open the door in three or two steps and walked in.
"Liuyun borrows the wind Zhenjun, how can stopping the water be considered nonsense? He is clearly telling the truth, don't believe you look at the stool I fished out of the kitchen stove. ”
The tone of his mouth was righteous and awe-inspiring, but the words he said were as cold as nails in the sky, and the traveler came to Zhishui and gently picked up his head.
Stuffing the broken mahogany stool into his hand, Ying smiled and said, "Let's go, let's reenact the scene again, and tell Zhongli that you didn't talk nonsense just now." ”
“……”
Zhi Shui, who was about to pretend to be unconscious, had a stiff expression, held Ying's delicate and smooth little hand, and his eyes were full of tears: "I really thank you!" ”
"No thanks."
Holding it back fiercely, Ying said word by word, and her enthusiastic smile showed her happiness at the moment.
With the bitter smell of tea spreading in his mouth, Zhongli put down the teacup and said quietly: "It seems that Ruotuo does have some evil thoughts that have not been abandoned. ”
That's it, they've all been knocked out anyway, and the matter is irreparable, so let's follow the two of them......
However, Zhishui is obviously not the culprit who wants to lie and hide the past, the mastermind is not surprised to stay in the clouds, next time find a time to give a little punishment!
"Divine power cannot be used lightly, the removal of evil thoughts will be left to you, thinking that this matter will take a long time, so I will not stay here for a long time."
As soon as the tea was drunk, Zhongli stood up leisurely, and glanced at Liuyun borrowing the wind and stopping the water meaningfully, "Don't make too big of it to clear the traces of evil thoughts." ”
"Got it, Emperor."
Liuyun borrowed the wind and instantly frowned and made a sad face.
The subtext of this sentence is not that you should make a little disguise and pretend, don't lie out and deceive people, that is too insulting to IQ.
But how do you show signs of clearing away evil thoughts?
Without watching Zhongli leave, Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun to scan the scenery of the room, and saw the upside-down teacup on the table, and suddenly had an idea.
There was a time when I went down the mountain to forage for food...... Phew, visit Ganyu, have you ever seen humans use a cup-like tool to remove any moisture?
I forgot the specifics, but Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun deeply remembered that after the cup was taken off, there would be a circle of red marks on it, and the traces were quite obvious, didn't this meet the conditions put forward by the emperor?
But who should do it?
Liuyun looked at Zhishui, who was secretly struggling with the traveler.
In addition to immortal arts and fate, this kid seems to be involved in other fields, right?
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The lit candle was close to the surface of the skin, and the transparent glass cover suddenly closed, and the melted candle tears were blocked by the cover, staying in that small area, gradually solidifying.
Zhishui withdrew his hand with a groan, and asked tentatively, "Or else?" Anyway, they all left red marks, and the emperor shouldn't care about what shape it is. ”
"Aren't you going to know a lot? Why is it collapsing here? ”
The bird's claw uncovered the solidified candle tears, looking at the dense red marks on the back, and it was not good to ask for anything too much by staying in the clouds and borrowing the wind.
Zhishui said as a matter of course: "The emperor doesn't have this requirement, of course I haven't learned." ”
He casually took the quilt and covered it, suddenly remembered something, and asked, "Although the traces are already obvious, but the next time the emperor comes, he can't let Ruotuo take off his clothes, right?" ”
"It's not easy, wouldn't it be okay to make an opening in the back of his clothes?"
Liuyun, who occasionally works part-time as a fashion designer, gave a disdainful glance at Feng Zhenjun, and at the same time did not forget to complain: "I remember that I designed a dress for you before, and I took it and said it was good, but I didn't wear it once." ”
"Uncle Liuyun, the dress you gave is a little, um......"
Zhishui didn't know how to describe the style of that dress, anyway, it was very unsuitable for his current gender, and he could wear it if he changed it, but it was a little tight.
"What's wrong with that dress? Close-fitting and comfortable, warm in winter and cool in summer, the pattern on the fabric is designed by me personally, do you dare to say that it is not beautiful? ”
"But just a little bit of fabric, Uncle Liuyun, I can give you some coins, use more when designing clothes next time, remember just meeting my junior sister, what do you see she is wearing? Fortunately, Senior Sister Ganyu and I sent her some. ”
The smile on Ying's face, who was watching from the side, suddenly turned cold, and he quietly glanced at Shenhe's tightly wrapped cyan dress, and asked silently:
"What did your clothes look like before?"
"I remember the belly button was exposed, and then the chest was covered with a cloth ......"
Without waiting for Shenhe to finish speaking, Yingbian flew viciously and threw himself on the back of Zhishui, opened his mouth and bit it hard, a ball of clear water was poured into his stomach, and he complained loudly: "You deserve to die!" ”
"Is this an onset?"
The illusory figure dodged Ying's attack, and Zhishui patted his golden hair lovingly, "Then I'll go find a pair of scissors, with the protection of Ruotuo's power, I don't have to worry about this human body getting sick." ”
"No..."
Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun shook his head and stopped the action of stopping the water.
"Uncle Shi, you want to make clothes yourself?"
"No, I've designed a few other sets for you before, but I thought you wouldn't wear them, so I kept them with me, and now I can use them."
The methods of the immortal family are very imaginable, and with a slight wipe of the feathers on the wings on the chest, a few clothes hanging on the hanger quietly appeared, and Zhishui turned his head slightly, quietly revealing a disgusted gaze.
Ying didn't care about the appearance of the style, just looked at the one-piece black clothes in a daze, lowered her head and bit a ball of clear water.
The hand grasped the fist and thumped weakly: "Why are you meddling......"
"Oh~ Do travelers like the clothes I design? I recently had a new idea, if you don't mind, I can design one for you. ”
Ying decisively refused: "No, I can't afford it, thank you." ”
"Uncle Liuyun, you have to consider the traveler's figure, you can't support the clothes you designed."
"This is indeed a problem, and I suddenly found that the two children, Ganyu and Shenhe, are very good-looking, and they only eat some Qingxin glass bags every day."
“…… Do herbs still have this effect? ”
Muttering blankly, Ying reached out and patted the neck of the water, and grinded her white and neat teeth, "Don't turn me into water this time, I'm going to be angry!" ”
"Give me a light bite!"
"Chongyun, how much money do you think Hu Tao will pay for this news?"
"I don't think I care about this with Hu Tao's big personality."
The two little ones came together and whispered, and Chongyun, who didn't understand people's hearts, was looked at with contempt by Xingqiu.
"You don't understand, I once sorted out the account book, and found that there are a few things that are always the most stable for sale, and a businessman used to spread rumors with Dundun peaches, saying that he could enlarge his breasts, and that businessman could be said to have made a lot of money, although in the end he went in because of false information."
"Xingqiu, you know so much~"
"I just heard it by chance."