“…… Syllable. ”

At this time, the back of Ji Xiu's head was suddenly lightly patted by a slender little hand, and a voice sounded: "Hey! What do you think? ”

Ling Chen put his hands behind his back and leaned over to look at Ji Xiu.

Tsk, looking at her like this, she seems to be in a good mood, I think it's what my aunt said, but this eldest lady is deeply liked by my aunt.

Ji Xiu knew from her appearance that this was the main character.

There's no way, the second personality won't show such a playful and arrogant side.

I won't be rude to pat myself on the back of the head.

"What did my aunt say to you?" Ji Xiu smiled slightly, grabbed Ling Chen's little hand, and naturally pulled it in his arms and sat on his lap.

[To tell the truth, I've been chasing more with reading books recently, switching sources, and reading aloud with more timbre,.. Both Android and Apple are available. 】

Ling Chen didn't resist, glanced at Ji Xiu, raised his chin, and snorted softly: "Secret, don't tell you." ”

Smiling, Ji Xiu didn't ask, and after a little groaning, Ji Xiu looked at Ling Chen and said, "Ask you a question, you have to answer truthfully." ”

"It depends." Ling Chen said a little tsundere.

Ji Xiu nodded, organized his language, and said, "Well, if, I mean, if I walk ahead of you in the future, how about you?" ”

"Why do you suddenly ask this?" Ling Chen looked at Ji Xiu's serious face curiously.

"Mortal life is short, if I were to go away and leave you in the world, wouldn't I be alone? I can't say hello in advance? Ji Xiu said, tightening his waist in the early morning: "I'm afraid that you won't be able to think about martyrdom......"

“…… Die for love? When Bai Yi heard this, he pursed his lips and said, "If you are less smelly and beautiful, I will not be martyred!" I, ah, I'll send you away, and I'll go back to Cihang'an and continue my practice. My wish is to break through the realm of a bodhisattva, and then become a Buddha and live forever. ”

"How can I be trapped by the love of my children?" As she spoke, she clenched her fists with a resolute expression.

Looking at her appearance, Ji Xiu was stunned, I didn't expect her to think so, well, I still think that I can't rest assured that this daughter-in-law can't be relieved? Good guy, with her like this, you have already thought about what will happen after my death in advance?

"Long, immortal, good ambition." Ji Xiu held Ling Chen's waist with one hand and gave a thumbs up with the other.

"Hmph, that's!" Ling Chen raised it, then looked down at Ji Xiu, and said, "Don't worry, when I send you away, I won't remarry, let alone cuckold you." ”

Heh, hehe, then shouldn't I praise you? The corners of Ji Xiu's mouth twitched, indicating that he didn't want to speak.

Said that she was okay, she had already figured out everything that would happen after sending me away, saying that she had no heart and lungs, and that she was still thinking about not wearing a hat for me.

"Hmph, hum, hum..." At this time, Ling Chen suddenly thought of something, turned his head, and looked at Ji Xiu with a smile: "Maybe, when you are reincarnated, you will have to bow down when you see me." ”

She seemed to have seen herself become a bodhisattva, after the Buddha, the reincarnation of Ji Xiu kneeling in front of her.

For a while, he was leaning back and closing with his mouth covered and smiling.

Even if you become a bodhisattva and a Buddha, you have to kneel in front of me. "I don't think there will be that day." Ji Xiu was a little speechless.

“…… Why can't that day be? Ling Chen said dissatisfiedly: "Although you don't believe in Buddhism, you are not a disciple of Buddhism, and there is no reincarnation to pass on the world, but my master has a saying that says......"

She snapped her fingers and said, "His old man said that there are three identical flowers in this world, one in the past, one in the present, and one in the future. ”

"Hmph." She snorted lightly, pointed at Ji Xiu's head with her green and white fingers, and said, "It wasn't easy to find you at that time?" ”

Silly daughter-in-law, I won't die. Ji Xiu shook his head and didn't speak.

"Huh, how's it going? Nothing to say, right? Say, "When you saw me at that time, did you want to pay a salute?" Ask for a gold list title, give birth to a noble son or something? Wouldn't it be reasonable for you not to give me a knock at that time? ”

Seeing that Ji Xiu was persuaded by himself, Ling Chen was proud.

Looking at her smug look, the corners of Ji Xiu's mouth rose slightly, and said, "You want me to kneel?" Simple, how about I kneel for you now? ”

"Are you really here?" Hearing that Ji Xiu was going to kneel for himself, Ling Chen's eyes suddenly lit up, and his heart was moved.

Well, this guy's consciousness is quite high, so he began to talk to me, the future Bodhisattva, in advance? I knelt in front of him every time in the past two nights, and today it was finally his turn to kneel me!

"Humph! Nature is true! Ji Xiu snorted, got up reluctantly, hugged him horizontally in an exclamation in the early morning, and said:

"But kneeling behind you......"

Seeing the evil smile on Ji Xiu's face, Ling Chen suddenly reacted, knowing that this bad guy was going to play tricks on himself, his head immediately shook like a rattle, and said, "No, no need......"

“… This, I suddenly felt that it was unreasonable for a husband to kneel to his wife... Ah, Ji Xiu, you bastard! You're even daylight, ......"

"Evil guy!"

“……”

An hour later.

A flash of orange sunlight shone through the window, hitting the pretty face of the sweaty early morning.

"Hey, why did you suddenly ask about the future?" In the early morning, Ji Xiu was weakly hammered.

Ji Xiu glanced at her who was tired and weak, and said, "It's nothing, I thought of a script plot, and suddenly I wanted to ask." ”

Well, at this time, it would be nice to have a cigarette.

……

……

For a few days, Ji Xiu commanded the four major bookstores to start frantically looking for guns, and began to create positive martial arts books on a large scale, while starting to write a sadistic story every day, well, they are all small stories that mobilize public emotions such as readers, negative men, infatuated women, etc.

Stories such as "Du Shi Niang's Angry Sinking Treasure Chest", "Quanmei Eucalyptus", "Yutang Chun", "Jin Yu Slave Stick Beating Bo Qinglang", "Wang Jiaoluan's Hundred Years of Long Hatred" and other stories have all been changed to reading people doing evil.

Of course, there is also Xing Ye's "Jiupin Sesame Official" has also been changed to the story of Chang Wei, a reader, who killed someone else's family. Like "The Story of the Female Mr. Bai Jie of the Academy and the Dean Gao Yi" and "The Young Confucian Genius A He", these masterpieces have been revised, and they are all close to Confucianism.

Of course, like the three little emperor books in the back, Ji Xiu naturally will not end up in person, but will take them to the black market to copy.

Well, coupled with the crazy rhythm of Taoism and Buddhism, the public is forced to the three Confucian and Taoist holy places.

Chang Wei? Well, it just so happens that there is such a number one person in Guozijian, and the family background of the good immortal is not small.

Mr. Bai Jie? There is a one named Bai Jie in Shangru Academy, which is improvised, and can be used! Bai Jie must have changed his name!

After that, the names of the other two also found a counterpart.

In short, with the help of well-intentioned people, Confucianism has been hacked out of 'Xiang' in just a few days.

Some Confucian disciples in white clothes and green shirts and books in the past have become synonymous with hypocrites in the eyes of everyone.

And Li Qingshan, Ouyang Lunshu and Kong Zhuang finally understood at this moment what kind of monster they had provoked!

Especially Li Qingshan, his face was pale.

His hunch came true, Ji Xiu's skills in the script were not general!

"Let's talk about it, you broke into the disaster, tell me what to do!" In a small room, Li Qingshan glanced at Ouyang Lunshu.

When Kong Zhuang on the side heard this, he immediately followed: "Let's talk about it." ”

“……”