"rua~little ghost~hand over what you have on me~rua~"

The menacing tanuki has three marks on each side of its face with white paint, a large red cloak tied around its neck that can barely be found, and the red cloth that has been blown by the breeze looms, showing the fox pattern formed by the cut down fur on its back.

Guo Bang, who changed back to the hat, clasped his hands to his chest, looked at the strange tanuki waving a branch in front of him, and said with a sneer: "Since your head was kicked stupidly by the fox, don't go out and walk around." ”

With the iron pot on his head, the remaining oil and water wet the fluff and glued it into wisps, secretly complaining in his heart that the unspoken rules of human beings are really strange, and when Wubaizang heard the words of the collapse of the country, he couldn't help but shout loudly:

"Just those stupid foxes~ How can you kick my head stupidly~ Don't talk nonsense, rua~ Hand over what you have~ Let's not fight and don't know each other~"

"Huh? It turned out that his brain was taken away by a dead fox, and now he came out and sprinkled and rolled, which is really idiotic enough. ”

I shouldn't be a good boy!

Expose your true nature...... Guo Bang's eyes narrowed, his momentum tightened, and he sneered: "It's stupid to be sold and help count the money than the floating spirit, that creature at least knows how to fly high to avoid being hit." ”

Five hundred treasures immediately retorted, "How can I not be compared to the floating spirit? Don't talk nonsense. ”

"Oh~ Then let's take a test."

"Come on, come! I am not afraid of you. ”

Hearing the promise of the five hundred Tibetans, Guo Bang guided him to a slope, pointed at it casually, and lied without changing his face: "The creature of the floating spirit can't get stuck on the slope and roll, if you can do it, it proves that you are smarter than the floating spirit." ”

"Of course I'm smarter than the Floating Spirit."

Wubaizang shook his head, threw off his cloak and iron rod, and told Guoban to pack two things uneasily, and then jumped into the air with his legs bent and knees.

With his two hands down, he effortlessly arched himself into a spherical object, and the five hundred treasures shouted mightily...

Guobang looked at the big tanuki stuck on the slope and kept rolling, disdainfully threw the cloak and iron pot aside, glanced around, stared in front of a bush for a moment, and turned around without mercy.

"It's so ruthless!"

The pink-haired fox walked out of the bushes with graceful cat steps, shook off the leaves stuck in his ears, and came to the front of Wubaizang, standing up with his hands on his hips with a little triumph.

"Stupid big civet cat, I'm not the little fox I used to be, I'm very knowledgeable, but I know that floating spirits rolling on the slope is stupid, it's really an unqualified big monster senior, and I don't know as much as I do. I'll never call you an adult again! ”

Catching a glimpse of the smug appearance of the monster's junior in the rotating perspective, and hearing her disdainful taunt and the final firm oath, Gokuzo stopped in a trance.

"What did you say?"

"I said stupid big tanuki, it's stupid to roll on the slope with a floating spirit stuck on the slope, and don't want me to be called an adult!"

"Am I being deceived? How could I have been deceived... Stupid foxes have said that my IQ is rare in the world. ”

"It's pretty rare."

Yae Miko muttered, then rolled her eyes and continued, "Stupid tanuki, you don't know yet, do you? Rare means rare, it doesn't mean out of print, and there are many people with higher IQ than you. ”

"So I've really been tricked?"

"Hmm~" The pink-haired fox nodded repeatedly.

"Damn! Dare to play the big monster 500 Tibet, you must make him pay the price. ”

Wubaizang patted his soft stomach angrily, shook off the clods of dirt and grass clippings on his body, sniffed the smell with his nose, and chased after him with two legs.

Yae Miko yawned lazily, the fox's ears twitched twice, and the corners of her mouth hooked up with an unscrupulous smile.

She didn't choose to chase after her, but looked at the masked witch who was shivering behind the tree in the distance: "Yo~ There is even a little witch I don't know, what kind of monster are you?" ”

"Mask Monster ......"

Kazari watched as the short, pink-haired fox strode towards her, and her body couldn't help but fall backwards.

Is this a replica of Tsuzainomiya-sama?

"Why are the little witches afraid to do something? Why don't you come to Miko-sama's side, and let me observe the survival state of the wild shrine maiden, if I behave well...... Hmph, pretend for an hour, and enjoy it for a lifetime. ”

"Don't..."

"I can't say no, the little witch can't refute Miko-sama's request."

In the dark forest of the town guard, Yae Miko's two fox eyes flashed strangely, and he walked towards Kazari with a smile on his face, and the fox's tail couldn't stop swaying excitedly.

This shy little witch is simply the best teasing!

The old fritters in the shrine are all gone.,Resistance has increased too much.,Cute and inexperienced little shinobi refuses to come back and continue to be a shrine maiden.。

It's rare to find a wild shrine maiden, so you must have a lot of fun!

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"I'm just going to wash the dishes, why did the pot disappear?"

Bending down and not finding the fragments of the iron pot from the jumping tongue of fire, he first ruled out the possibility that Shadow himself was cooking, and looked around, and suddenly his face sank.

"I kind of understand what's going on..."

Shadow blinked, swallowed the dessert in his mouth casually, put down the empty plate, and picked up another one.

She apologized perfunctorily: "It was my negligence that allowed the Divine Son to contact the five hundred treasures, and I will find the two of them back in a moment." ”

"Ugh..."

Sighing helplessly, he took out a new iron pot and put it on it, stopped the water and identified the two spatulas on the stove, and picked out the one that was not touched by the shadow.

"Speaking of which, where did Traveler and Paimon go?"

"That white flying creature seems to have eaten some amazing mushroom, and the traveler carried her to induce vomiting, now ...... No, I'm back. ”

As far as she looked, she reached out and grabbed one of Paimon's feet and carried it upside down, her eyes rolling in circles, her throat rolling.

Disgusted, he scooped up a handful of water and washed the corners of Paimon's mouth, casually placed his hand on the stove, carefully washed his hands, and pulled back the strands of hair that had fallen from his bowed head, and the crystal clear water droplets fell on his neck.

A few strands of hair stained with moisture stuck wetly.

Taking out a towel to wipe his palms, and wiping the water from the corner of Paimon's mouth indiscriminately, Ying Chang sighed, "Why does she eat everything?" Poisonous mushrooms can't be pickled. ”

"Quack~"

Paimon held out his hand tremblingly, a grunt of unknown meaning squeezing out of his throat.

Ying stretched out her hand to smooth her chest, took out a ghost lamp mushroom and stuffed it into her mouth, and told her uneasily: "Remember to be careful next time, don't eat raw mushrooms." ”

"Traveler, you're not convincing at all, are you?"

Zhishui shook his head and said softly, "Paimon, if you find any mushrooms next time, you can bring them to me and help you deal with them, they will only taste good when they are cooked, won't they?" ”

"Goo~" Paimon, who had been pinpointed at his weakness, nodded.

Ying puffed out her face and said angrily, "Why didn't you react at all when I said it?" Is it difficult to achieve because I don't cook the meals, I don't wash the dishes and clothes, and I don't take care of the housework of the dust song pot? ”

Paimon glanced at her, and after finally relieving herself, she cautiously asked, "Traveler, do you remember what to do with Sweet Flower Stuffed Chicken?" ”

"Of course I do! Put the insulated pepper pepper ...... first"

"That's the method of fragrant pepper pepper chicken!" Paimon let out a shout.

"What if I forget? I didn't dislike it at all to induce vomiting for you just now, could it be that you can't remember such a little good? ”

Yingxin pouted, "Besides, do I still have a stop water?" You can't starve to death. ”

"But I've seen the journey from getting up every morning to fold the quilt to trying to separate and spread out the quilt every night!"

"Am I lazy..."

"Do you need to tidy up your quilt again?"

"Well, I've been a little uncomfortable sleeping lately."

"Click~"

Expressionlessly spit out the fragments of the porcelain plate, looking at the atmosphere and appearance of this family of three, Ying picked up a few plates of dessert snacks and wrapped them, looked up at the sky, and decided to go to Guobang now.

Isn't it just a small white flying object, comparable to the collapse of the country?

When I pinched him, I specially borrowed the characteristics and personality of the water stop!

Miss Ying picked up her package and embarked on a lonely journey to find her son......