Chapter 265: Hataki Itto: Fox Woman, You Have Hemorrhoids!

"Bang ——!!"

"Horn ——!!"

The fried tofu was precisely pasted on the face of Arataki Itto, who pushed the door in, and the laughter that came from before he could enter the door came to an abrupt end, and his strong body collapsed with a bang, and the juice provided by the store when he entered the door rolled out.

Lying face down, stretching out his index finger with his left hand to point at the juice, Arataki Kazuto raised his head tremblingly and wanted to take the juice and rinse off the soy products on his face, but no matter how many times he tried, his fingertips would always tremble and miss a penny.

"It's a pity for my fried tofu, if it weren't for this idiot who yelled and exposed his intentions before he pushed the door, how could he be like this now?"

The pink tongue was entangled around licking the sauce left on the clean chopsticks, and Yae Miko looked at the ruined fried tofu regretfully, and slowly picked up a tissue to wipe her lips.

The fox's ears twitched twice, and the pink-fured fox picked up a piece of freshly baked pineapple pizza and asked himself, "Which bad-hearted guy stuffed this idiot into my side?" ”

"I think you should answer me more now why you have expired fried tofu on your body, it stands to reason that with the degree of your liking for fried tofu, there should be no expired ones."

"Little guy, you have to know that the little witches in the shrine are not peaceful guys, I worry about their livelihood every day, but they don't learn well, and send expired fried tofu to my dear Miyaji-sama."

Yae Miko lamented and lamented, wiped away the non-existent tears from the corners of her eyes, and cried sadly: "Didn't I secretly take away their clothes and sprinkle some wine into the hot spring when I organized the hot spring?" ”

She pretended to choke up twice, "The wine was dispersed into a mist by the hot springs for them to inhale, and I accidentally took the wrong clothes, mistaking them for mine, after all, the shrine maidens are exactly the same costumes."

"I've made a mistake from the beginning to the end, so what's wrong with the rest? They didn't remember that the palace master had worked hard to create the hard-working Yaedo in order to make their lives better, and they remembered all this little thing clearly. ”

"I remember that the hot spring inn had a cabinet for everyone to put their clothes separately, right?"

Paimon swallowed the food in his mouth, blinked cutely, and suddenly took a few steps back, hid behind the water stop, and said vigilantly, "Then what happened to your previous proposal to go to the hot spring after eating?" ”

"Alas~ Could it be that Paimon thinks that every action I take is full of deep meaning? I don't have a detailed plan for tonight's trip to the hot springs, so how can you think of Miko-sama as a bad fox who likes to make trouble? ”

Yae Miko's face was even more surprised than Paimon's, and he covered his mouth in shame, as if he had suffered some kind of terrible slander, and he could not prove his innocence with his head.

Shisui put his finger against Yae Miko's forehead, causing her to extinguish the desire to get Paimon over and get rid of other thoughts, grabbing Arataki Itto's outstretched left hand and dragging him around the room, closing the sliding door.

Lifting the ghost up, he carefully observed it for a while, and after confirming that there was still a possibility of rescue, he lifted his finger to release a cloud of clear water and rinse off the fried tofu on Arataki Itto's face.

"What are you trying to do in such a hurry?"

"Quack, quack—"

Unconsciously spit out inexplicable words, Arataki Itto didn't react to the inquiry, his eyes stared ahead in confusion, probably not because of this incident.

Zhishui frowned, but it was rare to be a little at a loss.

He hasn't dealt with the ghost clan's allergy to beans, Chiyo flowers look like the moon, especially the moon in the sky, the petals under the moonlight are beautiful and easy to crumple, and the fox palace has always been reluctant to give Chiyo beans, so that she has an allergic reaction.

"I remember that Chiyo used to do this with people who were allergic......"

The palm of his hand pressed on the belly of Arataki Itto, and while recalling the water, he pressed down with a little force, and the palm of his hand suddenly pressed down.

"Whew-"

Arataki Kazuto arched his body like a boiled shrimp and let out a whimpering scream, his eyes rolled upward, and a mouthful of white foam overflowed from the closed corners of his mouth.

Zhishui withdrew his hand with a flat expression, but Arataki Ichito, who had no sobriety at all, pondered for a moment before suddenly saying: "This is really used by those ghost clans who eat beans!" I thought Chiyo was tricking me into playing, but it turns out that there are really oni who eat beans. ”

Yae Miko smiled politely, "Probably because those ghost clans made a bet with someone, or they accidentally bumped into beans, thinking that they would be allergic anyway, so let's taste the beans first." ”

It is rumored that the leader of the Hanamizaka Arataki faction had ten allergies, and five times a pink fox woman innocently passed by.

Probably a coincidence......

After all, what bad intentions could such a wise and beautiful fox woman have, she was at most interested in having some fun.

She's certainly not a bad woman, because she's not going to turn you into a good dog, sticking out her pink grape-like toes for you to hold onto.

Kamisato Ayaka felt a little unbearable and interjected: "Water Stop Immortal, in fact, you just need to put Arataki Ichito aside for a while, and wait for him to ease up." ”

I still remember hearing Yoimiya say that after winning the fox ramen eating competition, Arataki Itto just lay at home for several days and slept quietly.

"Well, so be it."

Re-araki looked like he had entered the door, and thoughtfully placed the juice a little away from his fingertips, and Shisui had already begun to think about where to send the next bill.

Yae has just been beaten by the shadow, and he still temporarily dismissed the Narujin Shrine option, but the recent bill is always sent to the castle tower, and it's not good to have too many times.

"Thoma, I think this sausage pizza tastes good."

"This is supposed to be an authentic Mondstadt sausage, full of wind."

"Aha

No one cares when Arataki Kazuto woke up, because he managed to cover up something more shocking than what he had woken up.

Probably because Ying thoughtfully cut off the intimate fluff on the mat, Yae Miko was finally aware of this......

Of course, the main reason is that when Arataki Ichito woke up, he accidentally dragged Yae Miko's chair to his side.

The fox woman who still maintains a sitting posture without the support of a chair reminds Arataki Itto of the moment when Motota was embarrassed.

Yae Miko's face froze.

Paimon looked down in surprise and said in surprise, "Miko, have you been walking all the time?" I thought you'd been sitting all the time, and I wanted to find someone to compliment you when no one was around. ”

Paimon, who was fully immersed in food, had always thought that Yae Miko was the kind of fox woman who didn't change her face in the face of pain, which made her take a second to eat and marvel for a while!

Zhishui was slightly confused, "Just half a pillar of incense?" The bloodline of the Arataki Ichito Ghost Clan is pure, and it shouldn't have awakened in such a short period of time. ”

"What the hell is Uncle Ben? It's just a mere bean, and I've been used to it for a long time! If you can't even overcome this difficulty, how can Uncle Ben become the leader of the Arataki faction?! ”

Arataki Itto held his hands on the smug waist of the stand and laughed, and then kindly said to Yae Miko: "Fox woman, I have a trick here to deal with hemorrhoids, and Yuan Tai can sleep at ease!" ”

Yae Miko pretended to be casual and stood up, gritted his teeth and said, "I don't have hemorrhoids......"

"I know, I know, fox woman, you definitely won't tell the truth for the sake of face. That's Uncle Ben can't help but wrestle with Kujo Tengu! ”

"What does it matter to me that little tengu wrestling with you?"

"Of course, it's because I beat you that I'm qualified to wrestle with her!"

Arataki Itto said as a matter of course, and showed his unique skills without hesitation: "As long as you grind it with sandpaper, even if you have stubborn hemorrhoids, you will be willing to bow down!" ”

Paimon covered his ass in horror, "Is Genta really sleeping peacefully?" ”

"Paimon, be careful, you have to know that hemorrhoids only get if you eat too much."

"Huh?! Don't scare me, traveler! ”

"How could I possibly scare the cute little Paimon? If you think about the stubborn characteristics of hemorrhoids, isn't it because you go to the toilet too much and are honed? ”