"Boss, serve two more bowls of noodles to our table, still the same as before, add more spicy and meat, but they are heavy spicy and slightly spicy."

In the noodle shop on the side of Liyue Street, a voice with a childish girl sounded, and Paimon sat down on the raised chair with a serious face, looking at the brother and sister who were bowing their heads and chattering opposite, and said with a serious face:

"After this meal today, it's time for us to discuss the next tourist location."

"Can't you go no?" Sora picked up the tea bowl and flushed the spicy taste in his mouth, cautiously raised his eyes to look at the guardian opposite, and muttered vaguely.

Paimon's eyes widened, his little hand slapped the table, and he shouted a rebuke:

"Not leaving?! This painstaking trip is just to take you two brothers and sisters out of the waste wood to see for a long time, I can't do housework every day, I like to add slime slime to cooking, and the monthly food fee is still hundreds of thousands, can you tell me that you can do this?! ”

Compared to his brother, who often acts alone, he often gets along with Paimon a little more confidently, and raises his green chest with his head held high: "We are also doing commissioned tasks every day to earn Mora." ”

"All the Mora you've earned has gone into your stomachs! If I hadn't taken the time to go out to work every day, how would you have to solve the problem of spending more than food? ”

Hating iron and steel, he slapped the table hard, and Paimon's strong little hand waved, and he snorted twice:

"This matter is settled anyway, I'll leave in the afternoon, I've already found a ship, Liyue Harbor's famous Death Omen, that Ningguang eldest sister is a headache for Tianquanxing, and I promise not to encounter any shipwrecks along the way."

"Paimon is tough."

"Why don't you ask our opinion..."

The brother and sister protested weakly.

"Do you have any comments?"

"If Paimon will adopt it, I do have an opinion." Ying pursed her lips, understanding the routine of this very disdainful guardian very well.

"Hmph~ Since you understand that it's useless for you to bring it up, give me an honest answer to the next arrangement, now I've only traveled to two countries, I don't believe that after all seven countries have traveled, you will still be the current waste."

"We don't waste ......"

"Sora, you dare to talk back now! You give half of your noodles to Ying! ”

"Don't!"

"Paimon can't go back on what he said, stupid brother, you're going to be hungry next!"

"If I had to divide it, I'd rather give it to the dog than to the foolish sister!"

Sora shouted resolutely, and when the boss brought the noodles up, he immediately picked up his own bowl, pulled over the empty bowl in front of Paimon, and poured half of it in.

Before he could look for a possible dog, Paimon lifted his stool and knocked it down without feeling distressed, scolding angrily, "Could it be that in your eyes, your guardian is a dog?" Dazzling! ”

"Yes."

The blonde girl replied excitedly and loudly, saying that she had snatched the two bowls that the stupid brother was protecting on his chest, poured them all into her own bowl, and asked the store for some chili peppers to become heavy and spicy again.

"I didn't mean that......"

Dizzy and trembling stretched out his hand, and watched the foolish sister pick up a large piece of noodles and suck it into his mouth, the great stimulation made him can't help but roll his eyes.

"Dear sister, leave a little for my brother!"

"No, my dear brother just took his sister for a fool, how could he leave it to you? Be hungry! ”

Ying gently handed the bowl over and let him smell the fragrance, then quickly put it back, raising her eyebrows proudly, "Who told you to talk but brains?" Is it fragrant? Half of it was yours! ”

"Uhhhh

"Ying, hurry up and finish eating, let's go back to the inn and pack our luggage."

Ignoring the empty space that was rolling on the green tiles, Paimon put the chair back in place as if nothing had happened, and the four chair legs happened to be facing the four green bricks.

"Uh-huh~"

"I heard that there is a Rongcai festival on Inazuma's side, but I don't know if I can meet it by chance at this time."

The tumbling empty head kept hitting the table legs, and the voice became more and more tragic and tragic, noticing that the eyes of the people around him were gradually dissatisfied, Paimon still had no choice but to order a new one, and sighed:

"Actually, you and I don't have to worry, girl, as long as I spend some time trying to deceive a few wronged people...... Find a few men who are worthy of trust, take you to show you, if there is something you like, then don't worry. But there is no boy, you can't help but be strict with him......"

Ying swore and patted her chest, "Paimon, there's no way I'm going to like a boy!" And I don't want to get married. ”

"Oh, then let Kong continue to raise it in the future, and the requirements for him are at the next level."

Sora rubbed the redness on his forehead and shouted, "Paimon, that's not fair!" ”

"Is it possible that you still want your sister to raise you?"

"Ying is an angel, she will definitely not care about her brother!"

"I care!!"

Paimon, who was carrying two stupid kids, covered his forehead weakly.

These two children will definitely not be able to marry in the future, and I am really derelict as a guardian! Obviously, from the moment I picked up the two of them on the beach, I was determined to take responsibility...

Let's try to find a wronged leader......

"The Absolute Cloud Pepper is supposed to be a Peerless Pepper, and only a natural place like Liyue today can grow such pure Absolute Cloud Pepper Pepper, and with a strong octopus, it has a unique flavor."

"Mr. Zhongli seems to know how to eat, I did go to pick it on purpose, and I almost collided with the immortal family at that time."

The mighty fleet pushed away the oncoming waves, and the fishy smell of the sea breeze blew onto the deck, colliding with the hot and spicy smell rolling up.

Paimon looked at the man who was acting calmly on the other side, and vouched for the rich eyesight he had over the years, this was definitely a good match, I am afraid that he would have already gone to sea and lost his scales.

But......

Looking back at Ying, who had already tied up his brother with more blood than water because of the scramble for food, and hung on the edge of the boat, Paimon felt that he should not think so unrealistically.

First of all, the two of them definitely can't look at each other, after all, Mr. Zhongli's gender is a big obstacle, and besides, Mr. Zhongli doesn't look like a wronged boss who is easy to fool.

"What happened to Mr. Zhongli's trip to Inazuma this time?"

"Visiting relatives, my junior married an Inazuma woman many years ago, and that woman has a special status that makes her unable to live in Liyue for long, so she can only settle down there."

"Junior? Mr. Zhongli's appearance doesn't look big. ”

"It's just that it looks, I'm proficient in some ways to maintain my appearance, and I've been lucky enough to maintain it for a while, maybe one day it's possible for me to suddenly age."

Zhongli looked at the sea with emotion, and the bitter tea in his mouth swept away the spicy taste, "This is the case with a friend of mine, aging and transformation are always caught off guard. ”

Paimon nodded with the same emotion, "yes, I don't have the momentum of my youth when I'm older, and I'm scared of the ups and downs, so I hope that the two siblings can die a natural death in peace, and let me happily send them off." ”

"I'm still proficient in the art of face-to-face, and the age of these siblings may not end until tens of thousands of years, or maybe they will never reach the end, but Paimon doesn't need to worry."

"Huh? I see. ”

Paimon smiled and didn't refute.

According to historical records, the oldest Demon God is Morax of Liyue, and at the age of 6,000 years, he is the largest of the elders on the surface.

Although Yinghe Kong can drive the elements without the need for a divine vision, and the lifespan may be different from ordinary people as Mr. Zhongli said, but it is far from being measured in ten thousand.

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Reality.

The youkai who occupied Goro's body dissipated the glimmer in his hand and looked at the outline of the castle tower and groced his chin.

"So after so many years, are you still so gutsless? Tsk~ Fortunately, I borrowed some demon power from 500 treasures before I came, otherwise this dream magic would not be able to be used! But the appearance of the Fox Palace is quite fun. ”

"It's done, right? Do you know it's rude to disturb a girl's sleep? And let me risk my risk to help. ”

"Is this dangerous?"

"Of course it's dangerous! Shadow doesn't know who provoked her recently, so she has started to use force......"

"Then you walked inconveniently and your butt was swollen? I thought I had hemorrhoids. ”