Chapter 273: Shadow's Dream - The collapse of the country when I was a child was quite easy to deceive
"Northland smoked chicken, sweet and sweet stuffed chicken...... A lot of Mondstadt dishes here are made with poultry as ingredients, and this brand is ......"
Looking at the specially marked signboard that reads, "Mondstadt dishes made with authentic Mondstadt materials - animal meat comes from Qingquan Town, and poultry meat comes from Timmy, a new pigeon breeder, all free-range", Zhishui blinked in surprise.
In the country of the wind, there are a large number of free-range animals, this child is really bold, is he really not afraid of going bankrupt overnight?
Shisui shook his head with emotion, as the free Mondstadt pigeons often enter the bellies of certain travelers or strangers for reasons of freedom, and even hilichurls can use fire-throwing slimes to hunt pigeons that have landed.
It can be said that as long as the pigeon has two handfuls of strength in his hand, he can sprinkle two handfuls of rice on the ground to attract the deceitful pigeons to come and eat, and he can beat one or two to eat, because the simple catch has always been very popular.
"Besides, this young lady, it's been past the time when you sandwiched that sweet flower stuffed chicken with a pillar of incense, no matter how hard you struggle, you can decide whether to use it, right?" Reaching out and patting the shoulder of the blonde girl in front of him, Zhishui reminded in a low voice.
"Huh?! Well...... Doesn't it turn out that this is a peppercorn tender chicken? ”
Ying was startled by the sudden touch, and as soon as the clamp in her hand was loosened, she almost fell, and when she regained her body, she took the sweet stuffed chicken in her mouth because of her instinctive reaction.
Blushing slightly, she swallowed the chicken in her mouth, the delicious sauce spread all over her mouth, and Ying was stunned for a while before she spoke, "Sorry, I was a little absent-minded just now." ”
"No, I almost scared you, didn't I? I should have noticed that you didn't look right earlier. ”
"You're absolutely right!"
After all, the personality carved in the bones still couldn't hold back the eruption, Ying subconsciously grabbed the wrist of the water stop, his eyes lit up, and said loudly:
"It's because of you that I'm absent-minded! Originally, I didn't think I would like boys, but I didn't expect to meet you here, my mind was hooked by you, and you are responsible! ”
"This ......" Zhishui looked at the people who were dressed in disguise and had an unkind face.
For the sake of his safety as a stranger, he felt that it would be better for him to interrupt the young lady's dangerous speech, "I'm sorry, I've ...... Not? ”
Strongly gagged by the girl's delicate palm, it seemed that there were three elements of wind, rock and thunder entangled around him, and the pupils of the water stop that had encountered such a situation for the first time were dilated.
As a military general, he was not good at diplomacy, and only needed to follow the emperor's footsteps to fight, but later he did not come into contact with any affairs in Yuehai Pavilion, and his diplomacy with Mondstadt was quite smooth.
Later, when Inazuma was robbed, contact with the outside world was greatly reduced, and the probability of being offended when going out occasionally made the following Okushi extinguished from the root.
It can be said that for the first time in his thousands of years of life, he has encountered hooligan measures to block his speech with his hands...
In the past, there were indeed demon gods who would talk trash when they were fighting, but no demon god had ever acted like this!
If this had happened, he would have dissipated in the Demon God War long ago.
"Do you know what you almost caused?"
Ying didn't notice that two seemingly ordinary passers-by were quietly approaching, looked directly into Zhishui's eyes, and said righteously: "If the sweet flower stuffed chicken hadn't been in my mouth when I was scared by you just now, the sauce on it would definitely let it slip out, right?" ”
“……”
Seeing that the gagged Zhishui expressed his words of approval, Ying continued: "Then the sweet and sweet stuffed chicken will definitely be accidentally stepped on if it slips down, will it fall if you step on it?" When you fall, your hand will be unconsciously waving, and waving it will definitely pull others. ”
Guobang, who was wandering around, found out about the situation and pulled off his veil with a gloomy face.
"The person who was pulled will definitely fall if he is unstable, and he will definitely wave his hands when he falls, so he will fall into a cycle, because this is a newly opened store, and the unique operation model has attracted a lot of customers."
Did you know that many guests have been attracted to your words because of you? …… Probably relieved from the shock, the water-stopping fingers moved slightly to disperse the three elements around him.
Droplets of water abruptly appeared on the plate beside him, and his hair swayed gently and shimmered with a shimmering light.
On the other side, Kamisato Ayato, who was also hanging out, remembered the identity of his own society and also came over.
Ying, who was about to be in danger, didn't know at all, patted her chest, and swore and said:
"If I hadn't stabilized my body just now and grabbed the sweet stuffed chicken with my instinctive reaction, the collective fall in the restaurant would have been inevitable. And all this just because you patted me on the shoulder.
"If you think about it now, I must be rewarded for stopping such a bad thing, and you will definitely be punished for almost showing your mistake, so that the two can be hedged, and I only need to take you as my reward."
Shikanoin Heizou thought about it for a long time, and then he remembered that he seemed to have a tenacious identity, and it was definitely impossible to stand by in the face of the scene of a despicable foreigner bullying the general's wife.
Besides, I haven't heard anything here, and the next time Ichito is caught in prison by the hated Arataki Ichito to reflect, what will the general's wife do if she doesn't take him?
I can only see two good brothers stepping out of the railing, don't want that kind of scene!
Shikanoin Heizou joins the track.
Zhishui silently took Ying's hand, and groaned in his heart for a moment, and then said: "Remember that when the time comes, all this is just a mouthful, and Ying may be able to spare your life." ”
"Huh?"
Before Ying could recover from the easy breaking of her elemental blockade, she suddenly felt a hot pain in her back, and her body couldn't stop leaning forward and fell to the ground.
A paralyzing arc of electricity flickered on the surface of his body, and some of the skin was wiped off from his wrist that had hit the floor tiles, and blood was imprinted on the floor tiles.
Ying turned her head to look, and saw that the little girl wearing the veil had a bad face, and her cobalt blue eyes flashed with a gloomy light, and she said in a deep voice:
"What do you mean outlander want to do to my father? Although I don't like that old woman, I remember that they have a thousand years of affection......"
Zhishui reluctantly reminded: "Guobang, be polite to your mother's address." ”
"That old lady who has never shown maternal love and always usurped her father's love, at least my blood mother, I can't let you break them up! rua~”
The obedient one of the national collapses was replaced by a polite salutation.
"Father? Mother? ”
The pupils couldn't help but dilate, Ying gasped, and looked at Zhishui in surprise: "It turns out that the husband's temperament on your body is genuine?" I thought it was an ice conflict, and why do you look so young?! ”
"It's just a matter of being proficient in some maintenance techniques......"
Zhishui looked at the child with wandering eyes, "Don't you and I have a father-son relationship?" ”
"Very! rua~”
"Speak normally."
Receiving the affirmation, Zhishui confidently raised the Vision on his wrist, "As for this Vision, how could I get it because of that kind of boring contradiction?" It's still when the country collapsed when it was small, and I needed to choose him and Ying to get it. ”
Blinking, he said hesitantly, "Well, the reason sounds boring, doesn't it?" What's more, Guobang suddenly grew up and got used to sleeping alone in the room, and when I was only three or four years old, I decided to spend more time with him. ”
"Father, didn't you choose that old lady at that time? rua~”
Guo Bang asked in surprise: "At that time, you were still very ashamed to meet me, but you just wrote a letter to inform me of the result, the handwriting on the letter must be yours, and I specially took out the calligraphy you once wrote to compare!" rua~”
"Huh? I have no interest in writing calligraphy, and I don't have any calligraphy works at home. ”
Zhishui touched his silly child, "Ying was obsessed with calligraphy for a while at the beginning of her pregnancy. ”
“…… But at the end of those calligraphy works are your name written on them, and I specially turned them out of the place where the old ladies hid their things. rua~”
The cobalt blue eyes lost the aura of the past, and the corners of the eyes squeezed out crystal clear tears, and the country collapsed and muttered to himself: "At that time, I still laughed at the old lady for losing things and not knowing how to find them, is it me who is stupid?" rua……”
"Brother Guobang is tired of talking."
"yes."
The two late players shook their heads in pity.