Chapter 286: Sasa Lily: My friend can't attend my funeral, so the wedding must be arranged!
"Woo woo wow wow-"
A UFO was lying on his head and grabbed his hair, crystal clear tears crossed his face, the white hair was soaked, and the salty taste contained in the tears was easily captured by the pure water elf.
Picking up a banana, the sticky texture and slightly sweet taste spread in the mouth, Zhishui counted the fragrant kitchen yellow paper and other supplies in front of him, and did not move the mascot lying on top of his head and crying.
"Uhhhhhh
Paimon sobbed twice, the corners of her eyes slightly reddened like freshly ripe sunset fruit, and her mouth widened when she realized that no one had reacted to her cries, feeling even more aggrieved.
"You ...... Ahhh
Shadow flipped to look at the light in his hand, often occasionally raised his head to glance, in order to avoid his small movements being discovered, the gaze often stayed only between breaths.
In such a short period of time, she was naturally very stingy, and she was reluctant to give a trace to Paimon.
Sasayuri is reluctant to bother to stop the water to do the tiring act of crossing the sea, and at the moment she is looking through the list of shops in charge of the funeral industry in Inazuma Castle and the publicity.
It's hard to die and come back to life.,Take advantage of such a few days.,Anyway, I also have to experience the activities that can only be experienced by dead monsters.,There's no such a good opportunity in the future.。
Besides, if you don't invite a good friend to your wedding, then the funeral must not be missed......
Ying counted the day's life, inhaled only 67 rough stones into her body, and after recovering a trace of strength, she did not have the slightest sense of the culprit.
She cracked open a banana and bit down with her mouth open, chewing loudly on purpose, smirking at Paimon.
"Stop the water, tell me about her!"
Paimon grabbed her hair and began to roll over, screaming loudly, perhaps accidentally rubbing her bulging belly, and she quickly stopped moving.
Holding her mouth and her eyes angrily staring at the traveler, she whispered, "It's all because of her, Paimon is only ...... now Yes! ”
"You refused to use medicine, you also ate dragon fruit and bananas, drank two glasses of milk, and now the only useful method is this."
Zhishui picked up an incense candle on the ground and handed it to Paimon, saying in a flat tone without feeling the slightest shame.
Paimon hurriedly shook his head and said in a neat and loud veto, "Impossible, no matter how you think about it, it's impossible to get in, right?!" And with this, after the alliance, it must be eaten at the top, and it will flow at the bottom..."
As expected, Zhishui put the incense candle back again, put the banana peel into the bag on the side, and said helplessly: "Then I can't help it, besides, who told you to eat so much every day, but go to the toilet so little." ”
"But if you go to the toilet often, you'll definitely get hemorrhoids from rubbing, and Paimon won't want to lie on his stomach when he sleeps!"
"Who told you you had hemorrhoids for this reason?"
Looking down at Zhishui's confused expression, Paimon was slightly stunned, then quickly reacted, and hurriedly kicked his two little feet on Zhishui's shoulders, like a big goose walking and swaying, and pounced towards Ying.
"Traveler! Paimon will never die with you today! ”
"I'm not lying to you, the cause of hemorrhoids has not been definitively determined, there are all kinds of conjectures, I just tell you about the conjectures I agree with."
The head was short and dodged Paimon's hungry tiger pounce, and Ying's hands and feet quickly hid behind the water, pinching the corners of his clothes with his fingertips, and poking his head out in a righteous defense:
"Besides, if you are blinded by your irregular eating habits and frequent overeating, you will definitely get infected sooner or later, I am just traveling as a travel companion, so I will tell you in advance."
"Ahhhh
Now that his stomach is bulging, and some of them are uncomfortable, the mascot naturally refuses to spare Ying, while covering his ears, he charges with his head stuffy, and the two of them start King Qin's circle of the pillar.
"Sasayuri, how did you choose?"
"Hmm... I feel that the leaflets of these companies are not very lively, and there is no choice of joy and mourning. ”
"That's a bit difficult, otherwise I'd better go and find Hu Tao, she has a quirky personality, and she will definitely be able to do it."
The refreshing aroma came with the strong erosion of the breeze, and the girl's casual answer when she avoided Paimon was filled with papaya-flavored greenness.
After all, Ying Ke is an existence that can proudly raise his head in front of Hu Tao...
"Don't bother, when I asked for a leaflet, I asked the Okuja people to pick up a few wedding shops as well, you know that Inazuma's wedding customs are white and clean, which happens to correspond to the color of your Liyue funeral customs."
"You're an Inazuma youkai, or it's better to follow the customs here."
"Stop the water, in fact, it doesn't matter, our gods have all cast ......"
Sasayuri's voice gradually weakened, and she looked vaguely at the shadow who seemed to be reading carefully, covered her mouth and coughed twice, and said loudly to change the subject:
"And I said that I want to make this funeral as lively as a wedding, since I can't find a suitable funeral shop, it's better to choose the wedding directly, just change some rules."
"Everything is as you wish."
In the past, funerals could be agreed upon by other people, such as a certain executive officer who turned into ashes, but now that the party is standing in front of him, it is naturally up to him to decide how to hold it.
He stretched out his hand to stop the traveler and Paimon King Qin's behavior around the pillar, "Then it's settled, I'll help you sweep the tomb tomorrow, and ...... the day after tomorrow."
Sasariyuri's voice was flat, "After sweeping the tomb, help me dig up the bones." ”
“???”
"Sasayuri, what did you just say?"
The shadow pupils, who seemed to be fully focused on lightness, couldn't help but dilute a circle, raised his head in surprise, and asked loudly in surprise: "Did this guy you possess suddenly resist just now?" I'll cut off his consciousness right now. ”
"Leave such a delicate operation to me! Just cut off Goro's fate line. ”
The transparent water curtain covered with stars was immediately revealed, and Sasayuri hurriedly waved his hand to break it up, and said as a matter of course: "To hold a funeral, don't you have to have a hero." ”
"It's not like you just lie in it yourself......"
"Stop the water, what you said, it's common to lie in a coffin and hold a funeral for yourself in advance, but standing outside and watching your bones being carried in the coffin, this kind of thing is not common."
Shaking her head funny, Sasayuri straightened the water that couldn't help but fall backwards, "Isn't this kind of grave digging your forte?" ”
"The corpses of those hostile demon gods after their deaths are exposed, and I am just disemboweling, acting like a butcher, and I am kind enough to help bury the remaining residues."
"What about the Wolf King of the North Wind?"
"Andreus's incident was purely my collector's habit, after all, there are very few demon god bones related to the wind, and by the way, I want to see if there are any signs of wolf bite on his bones."
"Ahh
Hearing this, Zhishui nodded thoughtfully, and suddenly raised his eyes to look at the shadow.
Shadow blinked, "I'll immediately ask the Okujo people to inform Kujou Sara about the establishment of the temple, and if half of Miko's room is smashed, the space of the Narukami Shrine can also be vacated for Chiyo." ”
Sasayuri shouted, "Wait! How did you get to build a temple? ”
"Didn't you say to follow our Liyue rules? When I just came out of the seal, I specially transferred a fund from the General Affairs Department to repair the temple of the Xian family. ”
Strongly suppressed Sasayuri, who wanted to refute, Shisui and Kage discussed: "If you only smash Yae's room, then the child will definitely have an opinion, and this matter must be planned carefully." ”
"That's true."
Shadow nodded approvingly, and looked down for a moment, "I remember you Liyue had a house-demolition effect, right?" Otherwise, I directly told Miko that I would tear down the Narukami Shrine? ”
"No, Yae is not interested in the position of the palace secretary, and I can't say that I will agree to this proposal, so you might as well target the shrine maiden's room."
"Sometimes you can't solve things simply and rudely, you have to follow the character of the goal. ”
"I see!"
Shadow Clapped His Hands, "I know what to do next, let's go now." ”
Just let them ......