"I want to sleep......

"Just go to sleep!"

"Don't drink anymore, I'm so dizzy..."

The pink-haired fox was half-drunk and half-awake, the tip of its tail swayed weakly, its pink flesh pads opened, and its tongue was on the side of its mouth, revealing its belly in an indecent gesture.

Kindly handed her a cup of sobering wine, which made her fall into a complete stupor, stopped drinking the bland and tasteless water in the cup, opened a bottle of her treasured immortal wine, and took out some food.

After all, drinking on an empty stomach hurts your stomach, although you don't need to worry about these little problems......

"It seems that there are still a few pieces missing, so I swallowed them when I was drunk, right? This is really bad news, and I will have to rely on this evidence to bring down Yae in the future. ”

After sobering up, Sasayuri sighed softly, picked up a few pieces of paper that were still intact with her fingers and stuffed them into her mouth, tearing them into pieces with sharp canine tooth friction, and then spilling them around Yae Miko.

He lowered his head and looked at it carefully, but he felt that the flaw was too big, and it was inevitable that one or two pieces of paper would be swallowed by someone like this, but Yae Miko's mouth was clean.

Sasayuri was naturally reluctant to break open the mouth of the pink-haired fox and stuff it into the piece of paper, and the piece of paper was stained with saliva, even the monster paid attention to the difference between men and women.

He pulled one out of the hill-like bottle next to him and poured out the remaining liquor, and the other one that Sasayuri had patience shook twice.

"This bottle doesn't have a ...... There are still ...... in this bottle There's a little bit left on top of it...... What kind of pill is this? Hangover Cure ...... What does Yae carry this kind of thing with him? ”

Sasayuri shook her head and sighed, took out the match she was carrying in her belt, rubbed the pestle against the wall, and threw it into a liquid that was strong enough to disinfect industrial alcohol.

The flames quickly spread along the liquid, burning around the pink-haired fox, and a few pinches of pink-white hair were burned until they were browned.

Sasayuri picked up the teapot again and thoughtfully sprinkled some yellowed liquid around Yae Miko's fox's tail.

"Playing with fire and peeing, it makes sense..."

He nodded, took a few photos of the pink-haired fox destroying the evidence, and shook it vigorously despite the hot fingers touching the surface of the photos, and then relaxed.

The big tengu unceremoniously poured himself a glass of wine, letting the cool liquor soothe his aching heart.

"It's all to blame for the Fox Palace, who brought me to a simple and honest tengu, and in order to correct the Yae Miko who was also led to the evil path by her, she used such a bad method."

Sasayuri looked at the pink-haired fox with a gentle expression, and the reliable elder patted his chest.

"But my dear junior! You can rest assured that although the method of fighting poison with poison is a little more intense, you will definitely become a well-behaved and obedient little fox in the future! Swear by the love of the Fox Palace...... It's a bit ridiculous to swear by something she doesn't have, so just use her name. ”

"You pay attention, just have a drink, if something goes wrong again this time, I'm afraid that the evidence in your hand that can't be used as evidence will also be lost, what will you take to give you Lezhai an account at that time?"

"Of course I'll pay attention, so you can hold the photo for me this time, and if I get drunk again, no matter what, don't give me the photo."

Sasayuri handed over the photo with great confidence.

As long as it is something specially told, Zhishui is still quite reliable, and he can control himself not to deliberately do some unscrupulous behavior, if he can have such control over his words before, it would be great.

Fortunately, it is sealed now......

"Oh."

Zhishui nodded in response.

It seems that Sasayuri and Yurakusai directly made a contract, otherwise he would not attach so much importance to the nominal evidence, after all, whoever makes a fool of himself is a fool, and there are Baichen foxes on both sides.

If you talk about their identities, both of them are big monsters, although Yae Miko is the current shrine priest, but Arikusai is her elder, and they are still equal to each other.

"Sasayuri, the time for the night walk of the hundred ghosts is not tonight, it's tomorrow, right?"

"Probably...... The remaining youkai in Inazuma are still very enthusiastic, and they have helped provide a lot of demon power to maintain the remnants of many youkai, and I don't know how long I can last it. ”

Sasayuri suddenly proposed, "Open the window a little, I don't seem to have seen the sky of Inazuma yet." ”

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One foot stepped on the door and window hard, and there were a few cracks in the hard wood, and his right hand was placed in front of his eyebrow, blocking the sun near noon, and the water stopped looking into the distance.

The vague figure flying made him couldn't help but worry in his heart, "Sasayuri, you don't have too much demonic power, aren't you afraid that your wings will suddenly dissipate and fall down?" ”

"I'm afraid..."

Seeing that the heel of Zhishui's left foot stepped on the window, but his right foot was completely volleyed out, Sasayuri stood in the room and nodded seriously.

He swallowed: "Then you come down first, okay?" ”

Zhishui is now able to stabilize his body completely by virtue of the physical fitness of the immortals, but the body of a drunk person is the most swaying, and he may fall down in the next second.

"You're still skilled in flying, and it seems that the washing of the leylines hasn't made you lose control of your flight."

A clear answer echoed strangely in his ears, Zhishui reached out and grabbed his hair, pulled the red rope with his fingertips, and his already confused gaze appeared a chaotic color after a few seconds.

He lowered his head and looked at the object in his hand, and suddenly sighed softly, "Generally speaking, a human palm can only grasp one object, here are two pictures, a red rope, I have to abandon one to make a choice." ”

"Stop the water, some humans are born with three arms, I don't think you need to make a choice."

"Sasayuri, if you suddenly fall from the sky, your possessed body will turn into three limbs, and I'm not stupid enough to think that a human with three arms is normal."

Zhishui looked at the falcon flying in the distance with disdain, "Has your intellect been washed away?" Although you don't usually need to use your brain, you can't let your intellect dissipate! ”

“……”

"I think you're confused about the object of intellectual dissipation."

Sasayuri rubbed her forehead silently.

He didn't want to pay attention to not letting himself get drunk, but unfortunately a certain immortal got drunk faster, obviously not using immortal power to fight alcohol.

Since you, a pure water elf, are easily infected by alcohol, why did you always survive half an hour when the Fox Palace gave you anesthetic medicine in the past?

"I'm not confused, the emperor also helped me keep a little bit, otherwise how could he rest assured that I would come out to play? You are, who have been brushed by the earth pulse for hundreds of years, and you can't even forget whether you are a man or a woman? ”

"I'm a man."

"You're a fool now, I don't believe your words."

"I'm not stupid."

With the falcon away, Zhishui looked left and right to look around, but in a daze, he stumbled into a real person by mistake, and he stretched out an index finger.

"Then you answer me, what is this?"

"1. Fingers, index fingers, fingernails, ......"

"Wrong! It's four. ”

Zhishui opened five fingers and broke the other four respectively, and did not forget to patiently explain: "You see I opened five fingers, and then broke them one by one, so that there is only one finger left, and five minus one is not equal to four?" ”

Stupid is like this.

"Where did you learn ......?"

"As the elders of the clan told me, he had just finished exchanging memories with other water elves, and his dominant consciousness was a little confused, but it didn't matter at all."

"And that elder of yours?"

"How can there be immortals in war? As soon as these eyes are closed and blinked, how many other contemporaries can be found in this clan? ”

"I'm sorry."

"It's okay."

Zhishui chuckled and waved his hand, "But you reminded me that when I go to Fontaine in the future, I want to talk to that elder, I still miss it after I haven't seen him for hundreds of years." ”

“……”

"Stop the water, why don't you get down from the window first, and we'll talk."

"Well, it's a bit inappropriate to stand on the window and talk after all, but I have to divide the things in my hand now, I can only hold one in one hand, and I can't lose the photos you told me, in fact, I measure it left and right, and it's obvious what I can lose."

As soon as the palm of his hand was loosened, looking at the brightly colored red rope fluttering in the wind, a sense of relaxation inexplicably appeared in Zhishui's heart, as if he had returned to his true self.

"Sasayuri, let's talk about whether you are a man or a woman again."