Chapter 362: The lonely old crane who covets the appetite of the mouth is not worth mentioning
Speaking of Liyue in ancient times, there were immortals who did a lot of evil, harming innocent immortals, and even though the Emperor of the Rock personally suppressed them, they ended up in a crushing defeat.
The immortals were deeply disturbed and miserable, only the goddess of charity, Hargentus, was worried about the worries of the immortals, and the suffering of the immortals, and was willing to sacrifice herself to face the immortals.
Fortunately, with the passage of time, one of the evils was suppressed, the majesty in the mouth was not there, and when there were few critical hits, the other evil was troubled by the red dust and miscellaneous thoughts, and it was closed in the mountains for a long time, and the immortals were pure.
The former is not mentioned today, so the latter...
Legend has it that in the distant Peerless Immortal, there is a mountain called "Okuzo", and a pair of masters and apprentices live on the mountain.
One of them is a white-haired goddess, with red rope tied hair, a graceful figure that is difficult to hide under the auspicious cloud skirt robe, eyes like glass cold crystals, often feeding on fairy grass in the mountains, and there is a fierce and murderous aura hidden in the temperament of the world.
The other is greedy for the appetite of the mouth, and prefers the greasy things of the world, which is not worth mentioning......
"Put this part on, and the new generation of automatic rice cooking machine will be ready, and the research on this aspect will stop at the 521st generation!"
The lonely old crane put down the food sent to the mountain by the believers of the Stove God yesterday, and the automatic rice cooking machine succeeded in another experiment, coupled with the fact that she had just solved the last ordinary person's food for a week, she felt that she had never been so wonderful.
Pick up the paper prepared by the believers of the Stove God to wipe off the oil stains on the parts, throw them behind him, and Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun to install the parts intently.
After completely completing the assembly, she picked up the automatic rice cooking machine and shook it vigorously twice, and only then breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that it would not suddenly fall apart.
Not to mention whether she could successfully make a meal, at least this time she didn't forget to add some more stable devices to the machine to avoid sudden explosions when she was designing the first time.
If you've been playing with Klee's kid for a long time, the design mechanism will accidentally get along.
Fortunately, the influence is mutual, and Klee's child is also deeply influenced by her, and has already had the idea of combining tricks and bombs, and intends to make a fully automatic bomb dropper.
The fleeing Sun reluctantly gave up the joy of throwing bombs with his own hands, just to be able to buy scarce time to blow up more fish when he sneaked out of the city.
Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun to put the discarded materials into a bag, looked at his decadent face in the mirror, picked up the comb and combed it twice, and changed back to the appearance of the crane.
The human form is still dressed every day, do those humans know how much time they waste foraging or on the way to feed?
Unforgivable......
Walking out of the cave, almost in an indifferent posture, he swung the automatic rice cooking machine to the ground, and Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun to look at Shenhe, who was meditating on his knees, and stretched his wings.
"Uh-huh..."
"Uh-huh, cough-cough-cough......"
"Master, do you need me to find some herbs for you?"
Quietly avoiding the feathers that almost hit his face, Shenhe pondered for a moment: "It just so happens that Chongyun and Xingqiu have not returned from the mountain to hunt game for a long time, and I can bring them back by the way." ”
"When did they get out?"
"Last night, I thought I went to the edge of the clouds again."
"Hmph~ I haven't come back for so long, I really need Shenhe to go down the mountain......"
Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun and said unintentionally:
"That's it, you can go to Qingyunding to have a look at it then, ask when the moon and Lishui will be able to tidy up that place, if you are tired, you can come to Aozang Mountain for a light meal."
"But master, Chongyun and Xingqiu originally knew that you were making a machine again, and they went down in order to hide from you, so it is conservatively estimated that I may not be able to successfully catch them in the afternoon, and I will wait until I go to Qingyunding to inform me again, I am afraid that the sky is already bright and the moon is high."
Shenhe was blunt.
"Then you go and inform the Moon and Lishui first, and then take the two of them to arrest people, the idle labor force is not in vain, and those two boys are originally responsible for taking care of the moon, and he still owes favors."
"Master, with all due respect, the last time I sorted out the explosion crater in Aozang Mountain, the two uncles of Xue Yue and Lishui came to help, and what you said at that time was that you owed a favor."
Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun lowered his head and looked at the sharp bird claws playing with the grass on the ground, and asked in confusion, "So what?" ”
"So taking care of Chongyun and Xingqiu this time is originally your ...... to return the favor"
"Shenhe, you are young and ignorant, when that guy sent these two boys over, did you mention favors? He didn't mention it! This time it can't be considered a favor at all. ”
Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun as if he was shaking his head and sighing for the naivety of his apprentice, and said seriously and confidently:
"The current situation is that he and I each owe each each a favor, and as soon as the two of us cancel it out, it means that we don't owe a favor to each other."
Qingjun's crane raised his head, "And then I kindly helped him take care of the two boys, isn't this that he owes me a favor?" ”
Shenhe was quite confused, "But isn't this favor offset?" ”
"This is offset and not offset, the state of this favor is difficult to determine, so it can be divided into two parts, do you understand?"
"Understood, the master is making trouble unreasonably."
"Ahem......"
"After the master found out that he couldn't make trouble unreasonably, he coughed out in embarrassment."
"The reason for being a teacher is that the bad guys have poisoned the air."
"The master is starting to make absurd excuses."
"Well, just now the phlegm that was purely for the teacher stuck in my throat, didn't I want you to know that I coughed for such an embarrassing reason?"
"The master began to ......"
"Shenhe!"
Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun and said angrily: "Help me invite your two uncles over for a meal, and then catch those two boys back when you stop by, what do children always look like outside?" ”
Shenhe nodded, "In order to take care of the master's face, I will agree." ”
"This sentence has not been marked to be said in the book given to you by the teacher, so take a closer look when you have time!"
"Okay."
Flipping through a notebook from behind him, and after turning to the corresponding number of pages and finding that this was indeed the case, Shenhe nodded suddenly, glanced at Liuyun who took the bird's wings behind him, and walked back to the cave with a swing, and reminded him empathetically:
"Master, the corners of your eyes have not been wiped clean, and there is chili oil on the beak of the bird, remember to look in the mirror carefully next time."
“……”
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"Emperor, this is the little bird I picked up on the road, look at this handsome look! Take-out is guaranteed to have a face than a thrush. ”
"Woo-"
The bird that was grabbed by the water and carried by the wings made a strange call, Zhongli looked at it with a strange face, and said, "I don't think it's suitable to take it out." ”
"That's a pity, why don't you send it over to the bronze finch as a companion, this bird's flower color is quite similar, if it doesn't look stupid, and the wisdom is not opened, I thought it would be a yaksha with his clan."
Zhishui regretfully put the bird on the table, peeled off a melon seed and threw it next to him to tease it.
Zhongli took a sip of tea and began to think about the possibility of the loss of the copper sparrow's intellect.
In order to avoid being caught by the water stop and pretending to be stupid, but because of this, he sent more unspeakable troubles, which is not a smart choice in terms of general reason.
Could it be because he was in Yu Hengxing's mansion when he was caught by Zhishui, and he didn't want Yu Hengxing to know?
It seems that after the bronze finch was picked up by Qiqi, there were some things that were more shameful than sending more troubles to Zhishui.
"Stop the water, I think this bird may have been washed by the elemental power, and there were some minor problems, so it will behave so stupidly, it is better to send it to the bronze finch and let him teach him carefully."
Zhongli's calm persuasion made the bronze sparrow's eyes hot.
An emperor is an emperor!
Saving people in fire and water like this, Tongque can't wait to kowtow on the spot.
"The bronze finch doesn't know how the soul is conceived now, maybe it is at a critical time, and it is not appropriate to add trouble to him."
"Yes."
Zhongli nodded.
The bronze sparrow looked stunned.
Emperor, you gave up so easily?
Don't work harder?
As your dependent, as long as you insist on it, it is impossible to refuse!
"Strange to say, the letter you sent to the Absolute Cloud Realm should have been received by the Moon Cutting Moon, why haven't anyone descended the mountain yet?"
"I don't know, maybe there was some accident on the way."
"It should be so."