Chapter 396: Mondstadt is a simple drinker
"You seven and I three, this is my last stubbornness!"
In fact, as Wendy said, he played the harp in Kaeya's sight, allowing the wind to carry his breath a little farther and more easily to his friends.
The result was also obvious, after a long time, no friends followed the breath to find it, only a lucky snow fox was blown into the cave by a blizzard.
Trembling, Kaeya finally gave up her self-esteem, bowed her head to Wendy, and decided to break the jar and bow her head to her brother when she returned.
Even if he rolls around and is touched by Diluc's hair, he will make Wendy unable to buy any alcohol in half a year!
When the time comes, the offense and defense will be easy to shape, and the advantage will be mine.
Venti understands that you can't be forced too much, Kaeya is not someone to be convinced so easily, and she must have a plan to fight back in her heart, so she can't start with his favorite things.
What we have to do now is to give him meticulous care and make him dispel this thought......
"Kaeya, now that the advantage is mine, you should understand that I could have made an inch and proposed the allocation of you two and eight to eight, but thinking of the love between you and me as drinking friends, I decided to give you this opportunity."
Wendy's face was a color of compassion and pity, and a breeze swirled around her side, and a gentle breeze dispelled the cold in Kaeya's body, "But who made me a good man with a good heart?" You-"
The green bard's voice rang out, his arms outstretched, as if to surprise Kaeya with the greatest surprise in the world.
"Will get and the great wind god Basbah...... Barbatos will be a hero to the gods and together they will write a story that will be included in the Church books thousands of years ago! ”
"How much?"
The cold left suddenly, and Kaeya suddenly felt that her waist was no longer sore, her back was not bent, and it seemed that she could still be on a bar with Wendy for two days.
However, he understood that all this was just a false illusion, and that strength at this time was not really powerful.
He would be invincible to Mondstadt when he had stolen the wine he had stolen from Diluc's cellar in one hand and stepped on the counter that Diluc had just wiped clean to greet Wendy's flattering colors.
"Do you think that those mundane Mora can compare to co-authoring stories with the god of wind?"
In the face of Kaeya's inquiry, Wendy's eyes widened in surprise, and the breeze on her side came to a standstill, and she asked bitterly, "Do you know that if you are heard by the people of the church, you will definitely be regarded as a heretical?" ”
"Free Mondstadt is able to tolerate ungodly people and nuns who call the wrong name of the god, and I think you are more likely to be judged as a heretic, and they will not accept the fact that their god is a drunkard."
Kaeya gritted her teeth, "But what you say does make sense, as a Mondstadt, I really shouldn't be obsessed with mortal things like Mora. ”
You're still ruthless enough, Wendy!
I'm really not afraid that my fish will die...
"Well, it's teachable."
Wendy nodded in satisfaction.
See, Kaeya willingly endured this...... Sweetness.
"Let the Flowing Wind find the way for us now."
With the fingertips on the strings and gently plucked, the melodious sound of the music drifted around with the flowing wind, finding a deep entrance and the smell of wine hidden in the blizzard.
"My dear friend, he must be drinking, yes!"
The strings trembled violently, breaking the melodiousness of the music and letting the drifting breeze dissipate, and Wendy twitched her nose vigorously, her expression gradually falling into intoxication.
"This is the aroma of fruit wine, a bit like Ah Ping's craftsmanship, using absolutely the best raspberries and pinchfruits, only the fruits there can have such a natural aroma......
With a gloomy face, Kaeya grabbed Wendy, who was suddenly floating in the air and was about to fly away, and shook his shoulders vigorously, pulling him out of his intoxicated consciousness.
"Do you remember what we were here for?"
"Are we here to get down to business?"
Wendy asked curiously.
Kaeya was silent for a moment, then asked in disbelief, "Do you think our blackmail of Diluc is not serious?" Think about how much wine you can get if you succeed! ”
“……”
"That's right, how can I be seduced by this scent now?"
Wendy slapped her forehead hard, and shook Kaeya's hand excitedly, "Thank you, good brother, you saved a teenager who had fallen astray." ”
"No thanks, we are good brothers in the united front."
At least for now, a united front......
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"It's weird..."
The light wine flowed through his throat, and he put away his mind to pay attention to the outside of the cave, and rubbed his fingers against the edge of the wine glass with a complicated face.
Although I chose a lighter drink because of the time, no matter how bland the aroma is, it can't escape Wendy's nose, even if it's a snowstorm outside.
According to common sense, Basbato should have come to the outside of the dust song pot at this time, holding the dust song pot and shaking it to plead.
"It's so weird, could it be that Basbato was affected by the Nail of the Cold Sky on the top of the Dragon's Back Snow Mountain? Doesn't this thing only purify the forces of the ominous and the outside world? ”
Maybe Basbato's pursuit of wine on weekdays is indeed a bit embarrassing, but no matter how much you think about it, this thing is not a desire to be out of the world, and Zhishui is puzzled.
He asked euphemistically, "Miss Wave Knight, have there been any recent changes in the Dawn Winery?" ”
"You're Yanfei's elder, just call me Eula."
A layer of frost formed on the rim of the glass, and Eula swallowed the cold beef salad in her mouth, retracting her gaze from the dark competition between Ying and Kujou Sara, "I haven't heard of any changes, and it didn't take long for me to come out again after I led the guerrilla team back to Mondstadt. ”
"The kind of changes I'm talking about can be heard in the Dragon's Back Snow Mountain, such as the sudden capture of the Dawn Winery by the cavalry captain, and the bard who gave advice was richly rewarded."
"How could such a thing happen......
Eula said amusedly, "The bard you're talking about should be Wendy, who often hangs out with Kaeya, right?" He is really good at drinking, and he is obviously drunk when he looks at it, but he always can't fall down. ”
Offending Diluc is also a good hand, and often goes without alcohol after a while.
"Hmm."
Things got even stranger, and Zhishui couldn't figure out what else could attract Bartobas's attention besides this, could it be that they were planning an attack on Dawn Winery at this time, and they were at a critical moment in the matter?
Zhishui took out a better quality Fengshen trap bait.
Eula couldn't help but admire: "What a strong wine." ”
"This was also brought by Ah Yuan, and I was worried that your alcohol would not be good, so I didn't take it out."
"Drinking at night is against the rules of the shogunate, so I won't drink this bottle of wine." Kujou Sara stared warily at the traveler's hands and decisively refused.
Eula also vetoed: "There is still a battle tomorrow, it is okay to drink two glasses, and now we can't drink as much as the night before we went out to garrison, and the Grand Master poured us two glasses of dandelion wine, but it is easy to drink too much." ”
"I remember Miss Eula had five drinks, right?"
"Ah, Liyue's wine glass has a small capacity, and it will take five more glasses to reach the required bottom line."
"Mondstadt is really a simple drinker."
Kujou Sara was silent.
Ying stretched out his hand and grabbed it: "I'll drink, after all, I don't have to worry about tomorrow." ”
"Even so, drink less." Zhishui whispered.
This bottle is not an ordinary collection, although it tastes and smells about the same as a regular drink, but the beauty of this bottle of alcohol is hidden in the mouthfeel.
Bartobas had drunk it before, and he could tell the difference, so he just had to be patient, and there shouldn't be a problem.
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"This is the entrance you chose?"
With his arms folded over his chest, Kaeya was expressionless and his head was down, allowing himself to fall in the pitch-black pipe.
"Hey~"
With a knock on the small hand clenched into a fist, Wendy stuck out her tongue innocently, "I was accidentally attracted by the aroma of the wine before, so I didn't investigate it more closely...... Ha, is that kind of wine? ”
The bard looked intoxicated, but still barely sane.
"Don't worry, Kaeya, I won't abandon you."
"Hopefully."
Kaeya reached out and grabbed Wendy's braids, which he didn't think was worth believing.
As he expected, Wendy, whose throat was rolling, suddenly turned hideous, struggling and about to fly upwards.
"What kind of guy trampled on good stuff and dried up the wine in one gulp? Why isn't that person me? ”