Chapter 405: The Four Heavenly Kings of Alcoholics
Mondstadt's most famous specialty is its variety of wines, which are as beautiful as a fluffy cloud or as fragrant as a breeze flowing from the ground to the ground.
This unique specialty has made Mondstadt famous among the Six Kingdoms, and many people have traveled thousands of miles to Mondstadt just to taste the wonderful wine.
Mondstadt people who do business and travel abroad are often proud of it.
However, the prevalence of such specialties inevitably produces some strange by-products, and the taverns at night are always bustling, and drunkards with big tongues say things that they don't know whether they are true or false.
The drunk drunkard staggered out of the tavern, there is a high probability that he will find a random place to sleep, if he is lucky, he meets a kind acquaintance, and he can also enjoy the warmth of the bed and the chatter of his family.
But......
Anyone who thinks that the prevalence of alcohol will only produce ordinary drunkards is very wrong.
Alcoholics are also divided into three, six, nine and so on.
Leaving aside the lowest, the amount of alcohol required generally hovers in the range of a bottle of dandelion wine, which belongs to the magnificent example of being a vegetable and a lover of drinking, and there is nothing to troubadour.
Either the wine is not good, the body is not healthy enough, and when they are drunk, they always do some strange things, or they have a dizzy head and a convulsive stomach that makes them not want to touch the wine for four or five days.
The medium ones are interesting, they drink at least three times as much as the low-class ones, and they don't need side dishes to fill their stomachs when they drink on weekdays, and they pay attention to the fact that the drinks are both drinks and side dishes.
Drinking this glass of wine not only satisfies your heart's love, but also fills your stomach and prevents the drink from hurting your stomach.
Under the influence of alcohol, this kind of person has developed a steely body, drunk at night to the point of unconscious, and can get up soberly the next day.
They will regard the dizzy head and the regurgitated stomach as a necessary experience, and they will never have the slightest fear of alcohol because of it.
One of the most famous heroes was Cyrus, the president of the Mondstadt Adventurers' Guild, who was once seen flooding himself unconscious for a month before recruiting adventurers the next morning.
Someone tried to break the legend of Cyrus and communicated with him the next day many times, only to be surprised to find that the president could not only speak clearly, but even recognize him as the onlookers last night.
The man was immediately impressed by the talent of Cyrus, who was rarely rivaled, and a great admiration rose in his heart, and he became his faithful drinking friend.
There are too many competitors in the middle second place, and no one can impress the other competitors with absolute strength, and the battle is quite fierce.
But there is no one with the highest voice than Ning Lu.
Unlike the others, this competitor was able to fall in love at a young age, and was able to stand on a high ground and despise some of the people in the tavern.
At the same time, he rarely had a fierce confrontation with those competitors, because every time he appeared, he was so short-lived, and under his unruly hair were haughty eyes.
Nimloch would drink a bottle of dandelion in a very short period of time, and then push the door open and walk out of the tavern as if nothing had happened.
If there is only this level, it is naturally impossible to be convincing, after all, such a level abounds among the average people, and the rude way of drinking it can even arouse the disdain of those who taste wine.
The reason why Nimlu was able to arouse such a loud cry was that he had done so many times in the course of a day, and had drunk far more dandelion than a moderate person sitting in a tavern at night.
Even if you don't want to give up even a short five minutes, how enthusiastic is it that you are so enthusiastic about the drink?
The steady footsteps of each step out of the tavern proved his sobriety, and he also had a legendary experience of evading his wife's explorations many times...... This is a skill that many people cannot match.
The middle people are full of all kinds of powerful powers, and they show the strength of their strength with their actions, but at the same time, they also show how heavy the oppression brought by the higher people is.
You must know that Cyrus, Nimlu and the like cannot be ranked high, and they don't even dare to climb the slightest bit about it, which is enough to show the power of the high-level people.
There are only a few people who have stepped into the ranks of the highs, and they are known as the Four Heavenly Kings of Alcoholics-
"The Holy Nun Who Doesn't Get Drunk - Rosaria"
"Voracious Bard - Wendy"
"Eternal Sober Cavalry Captain - Kaeya"
"The Wave Knight Who Doesn't Forget Etiquette - Eula"
Unless the noble prince at the top intervenes, there will be no one in this great city of Mondstadt who will be able to hold them down.
“……”
"You understand, don't you?"
Elegantly putting down her harp, Wendy bit off the cork of a bottle of dandelion wine with her teeth, and smothered it down in one gulp, with a bit of confusion in her eyes.
I didn't expect that after so many years of not seeing him, Kage turned out to be a good person, and sent his shogunate generals from afar to give him wine money, which was really surprising.
"I see, Mr. Wendy belongs to the higher ones."
Watching blankly as Charles walked into the counter with two empty boxes of wine bottles and put them away, Kujou Sara silently looked at the eyes, "It's really a good amount of wine." ”
It turns out that not all gods in this world are reliable, especially gods who handle official duties day after day like the Shogun.
"That's why it's the right choice for me to worship the General!"
Is this what the book calls contrasting? I've learned!
Kujou Sara believes that he has gradually grasped the essence of the book, and is getting closer and closer to his goal of becoming a qualified dependent.
Wendy looked at Kujou Sara strangely, turned her head and asked, "Did you become her teacher?" This look is the same as the old you. ”
"Isn't this something that a qualified family member naturally understands?"
Zhishui retorted confidently: "Only you will see this as a strange behavior. ”
"That's so sad what you're saying."
Wendy pursed her lips, "Then the shogunate general who came from afar, what is your goal this time?" Shadow probably didn't want to go through old accounts...... Right? ”
"The General asked me to come on vacation to relax, but I wasn't really relaxed."
"Need me to play a song? I promise to be able to solve problems for my dear general! After all, I can't drink your wine for nothing. ”
Kujou Sara sighed and shook his head, "This matter is not something that can be solved by a piece of music, and the reason why I was able to travel was purely because there were people in the shogunate who carried the weight for me!" ”
Admiral Tengu burst into tears: "Yae Miyaji's casual wandering on weekdays is enough to be inappropriate, and now that he is imprisoned in the shogunate, I am afraid that he can only seek pleasure every day, and my colleagues are now in dire straits......"
"You don't have to worry about this, they have already planned to send Yae Miko to the castle tower, I think the probability of success of this plan is quite high, maybe now Yae has successfully stepped into the castle tower."
“……”
Kujou Sara opened his mouth wordlessly.
"Oh~ that little fox! Bai Chen's kung fu to toss people is indeed quite powerful. ”
Venti asked, confused, "Are you sure your colleague will be able to send this little fox in before it gets spoiled?" ”
"The general is now entangled by foxes and monsters who are not the sons of man, but I am here for a vacation......
The result of the answer to the question made the bard dry another bottle of dandelion wine in a depressed manner, and asked again: "Are you sure you really didn't teach?" ”
"I really didn't mention it to him about the family, but I made up some books in the past, and I remember that it was very popular in Inazuma at that time, and it was the most popular thing for youkai to take those books to crusade against Kitsune Palace."
Shisui groaned: "Not long ago, Inazuma's leyline leaked, and many monster remnants appeared, perhaps Kujo got one by chance. ”
"Oh, that makes sense."
Wendy intimately pulled out a wooden cork and put it in front of Zhishui: "It's not fun to drink alone, drink two glasses with me, I'm in for a treat today, you don't have to worry about Mora's problem." ”
Zhishui advised: "Wendy, you pay attention, Shadow please ask me to take care of Kujo, so that she has the funds for the return trip at the end of her vacation, so that she will not be empty-handed." ”
"Who does Shadow think of me Wendy? I know. ”
Wendy nodded earnestly, and at the same time took the drink and stuffed it into the water's mouth.
Glancing at the empty tabletop, Zhishui stood up: "I'll go get some side dishes to drink, just drinking wine is not good for the stomach." ”
"It's got to be you!"