"Brother, your joke isn't funny at all."

Solsder was stunned for a long time, his pale face was flushed, he suddenly raised his head and laughed, patted his shoulder boldly, and gave a thumbs up in his right hand.

"But I agree with your sense of humor, and I can't think of a solution that you've been trying to come up with for so long, in the first few minutes after knowing I'm from Fontaine? The hair is dyed so perfectly, as if it is pure natural and pure ecology, it is estimated that it will take a lot of effort...... Speaking of which, was I in a coma for days? ”

"Oops~ I knew that I must have been in a coma for several days, and as soon as I woke up, I heard that you had investigated the cause and effect, the Fatui have always been cautious, and the reproduction of the guy who dragged his feet is still very rare, where can it be found out in a few days?"

Salsed clapped his hands, asked himself questions, propped himself up, jumped out of bed, lifted the curtains and looked at the rain outside, and the sound of water droplets falling on the window made him look happy.

"Fontaine, as the country of the god of water, has always had a lot of water, I almost grew up in water, I have been away from my hometown for so many days, and I have rarely seen such a heavy rain, and the whole person can't help but relax a little."

"Luckily for Mr. Solste, it's rare for it to rain in Mondstadt, and the hazy drizzle of Liyue is a rare sight of the year, as it often rains heavily, as if to replenish water all at once."

The arms gently wrapped around the neck of the water-stopping water, and looked at the back of Solsder, who had just made delusional remarks, the tip of the delicate nose pushed against the smooth hair bound by the red rope, and the white teeth fell on the side of the neck of the water-stopping and bit gently, and the fingertips hooked the red rope he tied to his wrist.

With a slight shake of his hand, the peel that drooped down was cut off, his throat was not free, and he whispered: "Itchy......"

Satisfied, Jean loosened his mouth, leaving a hint of orange-flavored sweetness on his neck with lip balm, and his jade-like fingertips hooked hard, and the cold Eye of God fell into the palm of his hand.

"Itchy? What itching? ”

Solsd turned his head in confusion, and his pupils, which had been searching, suddenly fluttered, and a lot of saliva protruded out of thin air from his dry mouth, passing through his throat and falling into his abdomen.

"I didn't expect to be lucky enough to see the third one with this hair color today, I don't know if you are the brother or brother of the brother just now, I feel like an older brother."

He had just heard in his heart that he didn't feel the slightest itch when he changed species regardless of gender, let alone such strange behavior as changing the size of the place.

So the man in front of him is definitely not the brother who just joked with him!

Qin slowly tied the red rope smoothly, the bright red embellished Haoyu's wrist, after leaving the master, the divine eye that should have been gloomy was miraculously blooming at this moment, reflecting the blue-green luster on his body.

Zhishui looked at Solsder wordlessly, as if something was about to erupt in his mouth.

"It seems that I guessed wrong, it turns out that I am still a brother in front of me! I didn't expect you to learn the legendary Bone Shrinking Technique in Liyue, and I've heard that learning this thing is quite hard, so why don't you need to make any potions? ”

With his thumb up, his index finger stretched out, and his two hands shook gently in front of him, Solsed frowned: "But I have to admit that your joke surpasses me, and the head of the piano can find such a strange person, and the relationship is very close!" ”

"Now it's just ordinary friends."

Gently covering Shisui's mouth, stopping him from speaking, Jean smiled.

"I understand~ I understand!"

Solsed made a look of belief on the surface, did not doubt Jean's statement, and secretly quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

Sure enough, it was a false alarm, and in the news left by his trend-setting defeated ancestor, he said that the heir of the god would not have the slightest sense of love, and sincere friendship was just friendship no matter how much it fermented.

None of the dozen or so people she knew succeeded in turning their love into reality, or they couldn't even find a starting point.

Thinking about it, the love between the short-lived species and the long-lived species will only usher in a tragic ending, and the rational immortal species will definitely try their best to avoid this future from happening.

Captain Jean and this brother don't seem to be ordinary friends, maybe they are in a quiet underground romance, and this Captain Qin doesn't show any characteristics of immortals, and Gunnhilde is a prestigious human knight family.

"It seems that your barren brain only makes you think of avoiding tragedy, but you don't think of any way out of this room, when did your brain IQ be pulled to the ground by your strange sense of humor?"

After all, Zhishui still couldn't resist the instinct that he had carved into his bones early, broke free from the shackles of the qin, and subconsciously said:

"But you don't need to be discouraged, your sense of humor, which can be classified as an abyss, at least gives you a very cheerful character, and makes it easy for you to convince yourself to ignore the tragedy you are about to face."

"A joke that has been seen through is not a joke at all......"

"Do you think I can be amused by something like this?" Eight generations of the Salsed family have not only inherited a sense of humor that has only one merit, but also inherited the reason for escaping reality, so why can't you have an innovation? ”

"Haha-"

The words are vicious, the white hair as white as snow plus the blue highlights, and the pupils that look strange and not like humans, are the objects of my previous nonsense, yes, I haven't seen my father, and I have conflicts with my mother...... Solsder's face was grim.

Why?

This is Mondstadt!

How did the dignified Liyue Immortals end up at the headquarters of the Knights of Mondstadt......

Come to think of it, my old ancestor who led the trend said in the words he left behind that the Gunnhild family had always been in his pocket.

"I didn't expect that my Solsed family was defeated by the Gunnhild family after all, and also, how can eight generations compare to the passage of two thousand years?"

Solsder's face was solemn: "Captain Qin, he will be handed over to you to take care of in the future, please ......"

"It's bad humor, but it's very Salsder, and your sense of humor is less likely to be boosted than aphrodisiacs are to work on people with impotence."

"Mr. Zhishui, don't say any more."

"I listen to you, Jean. But I think Sauls must have heard a lot of things about his sense of humor in his daily life, and my remarks didn't make a difference to him. ”

Kneeling heavily on the ground, holding the ground with one hand, Thorsed clutched his aching heart, "Captain Qin, I feel that I am in good shape now, and I don't need to bother the alchemists of the Knights to help check it. ”

"Indeed, even the most subtle potion cannot give such a sense of humor, perhaps the Great Mercy Tree King might."

Qin hurriedly grabbed the wrist of the water stop and tied the red rope again.

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Salsed finally declined the Knights' offer of compensation, enjoying the cold rain falling from the sky, and arrived at the door of the Angel's Gift with an umbrella.

He raised his head and stared blankly, the feeling of homesickness churning in his chest.

Whether it's Mondstadt or Liyue, it's all sad places, so it's better to apply to your superiors for a transfer as soon as possible!

Perhaps you can ask Master Diluc to help me talk about it.

Shaking his head and sighing softly, Solsed pushed open the door to the tavern.

"Haha! My dear old ancestor of the defeated dog will leave the last wish to me! Damn ruthless scum Kaeya, and obediently tied up! ”

"Damn, I'm not going to just lie down like this and make you see it immediately! Your defeated dog ancestor didn't take me, you guy with a strange sense of humor still dare to make such fantasies? ”

"Hmph~ keep calling, the prey's struggle before death will only make me more pleasant, Tartaglia, don't hurry up and help me take this fang!"

"Look at my medical alcohol!"

There were three drunken guys dancing in the seemingly warm tavern, and the bartender behind the counter ignored the drunk, looked down at the book in his hand, and the rows of shiny wine glasses next to him did not see a trace of dust, and he looked up at him when he heard the door open.

"Mr. Solsted?"

"You've mistaken someone."

Solsed slammed the door shut.

The bard seemed to be wearing an Eye of the Wind God, the owner of which he was said to be able to discern the messages contained in the wind.

Hehe......