"Don't be restrained, sit."

As the elder sits on the high seat, the Traveler, who was pinned down by Paimon, sits in the first position with a sad face, the sharp tip of the sword slicing through the solid wood legs, leaving a series of notches on them.

Because of the intrusion of foreign objects, there was a ripple on the surface of the flower tea, and a few drops of water over the rim of the cup turned back wonderfully, naturally blending into the water surface without setting off a single wave.

Zhishui flicked the lid of the cup lightly, "I'm just a little older, and I don't have a deeper intersection in Sumeru, you don't need to be so restrained, just treat me as an ordinary person, I look at the traveler is already a little impatient." ”

Sori shook his head helplessly: "Who would have thought that the girl who looks so pure and lively is actually a person who is bigger than Mr. Zhishui?" ”

"Years in a world with immortality are no longer an important criterion for measuring a person's age, what we really have to look at is the heart, I have a lively and beautiful sixteen-year-old girl living in my heart, so how can you treat me as an old monster?"

Ying indignantly denounced: "By dividing seats by age, you are discriminating against those who are younger, even in free Mondstadt, do you have a good conscience?" ”

"Even so, you have to save a little face for the traveler, such as putting a sign in front of the seat."

He took out a few cardboard folded signs and handed them out, Paimon echoed the Traveler's words in agreement, "What if you don't write down your age and put it on the line, what if outsiders see the Traveler sitting first and despise her because of her appearance?" ”

Her hands landed on her faces as expected, and Paimon continued vaguely, "As the main family, can't you even think about this?" You've really disappointed Paimon, why don't you write about your age? ”

"Paimon!"

"Travelers are Paimon's companions, so you don't have to get excited, and you don't have to act beyond the bounds of excitement."

Paimon said earnestly, "Just give me all your savings." ”

"Paimon has done me such a great favor, of course I don't mind, but before that, I need to strip you of all your clothes, let you borrow food for three days, and pray sincerely to the gods, so that you can be eligible to inherit all my savings."

His face was kneaded harder and harder, and Paimon snorted twice and said in disgust, "Are you still daydreaming here?" If you take a closer look, you have the same blond hair, but you don't have the surname Gunnhilde! ”

The mascot said eloquently: "Now that the blonde hair is the symbol of the defeated dog, and the purple hair is the victorious one, the era of the blonde has long since left, why are you, the prodigal son who has been left behind, not want to chase the departing ship?" ”

Ying snorted disdainfully: "Everything is to speak with strength, and a spiritual victory method like Ying is not advisable!" I'm definitely not going to sit in the first position anyway. ”

"You don't even have the qualifications to use the Spiritual Victory Method! The Son of God was struck by lightning several times before agreeing to this matter, what do you use to hack him? ”

"Then I'll let you little Paimon try it out in advance!"

Naturally, Paimon got into an awkward argument and left his seat, and before leaving, Ying didn't forget to take out a pen and write "16" on a piece of paper, expressing her dissatisfaction with a strong attitude.

The natives of Teyvat are so superficial that they know that age is not at all understood by the importance of the soul, and that poor outsiders like me can only survive here.

"How old am I? My sister is a little older than me, forget it, it's still younger, three thousand...... Since the traveler does not want to sit in the first place, then it is better to follow the rules of Baluojasuna. ”

"But our rule is that the respected elders sit on top of the meeting and set an example to the youngsters...... However, the rules are dead, people are alive, in fact, they can also be changed. ”

Seeing the 'highly respected' traveler shamelessly bullying little Paimon, the patriarch of Baluojiashuna, Ter, coughed twice and said, "In that case, then please sit in the first place with the True Monarch of Stopping Water and Dispelling Evil." ”

"The next thing is for you Sumeru people to do, not me, the Liyue Immortal Family, I'll just sit here and take a look. By the way, don't forget the aftermath of the reward, after more than 50 years of careful cultivation, the plant is indeed beautiful. ”

Of course, this is the flower that I will think about burying on the grave in the future, and it is clear that Balu Kashu did not lose anything too valuable this time, but why do I feel distressed?

Te Er coughed again and again: "No matter where you sit, it will not affect us to discuss things, but we must show respect to you, if you hadn't migrated our ancestors, you would have saved many desert people......"

"The contract is made and cannot be violated. As a dependant of the God of Contract, I will not break any of the rules of the Contract, which is the result of Ahmar. Besides, even without my presence, the Great Mercy Tree King will not let you go, I am just sharing some of her pressure by the way. ”

"I can also help you share some of the pressure, whether it's the energy of taking care of the plants every day, or the anxiety in your heart. ”

"Can the True Monarch take out the token of the Great Mercy Tree King?"

"There were, but not anymore."

Zhishui said sincerely: "There is only one one who has the effect of a token, but I threw it to your ancestor back then, that is, the one who is staying in your desert ancestral land now." ”

"Oh, then I don't know what Zhenjun is talking about?"

"Of course, it makes me happy, for example, the tea in your hand has changed, and after drinking it, you will feel that losing your own plants is not a big deal."

"Forget it then,"

Thinking that he shouldn't forget the pain of his beloved thing leaving so quickly, he decisively rejected the proposal to stop the water, "Since Zhenjun is unwilling to sit in the first place, the veteran has no choice but to see it." ”

"You're from Sumeru, so you shouldn't care about me, the Liyue Immortal."

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"Do you know what you're doing? You're offending the fox oracle, why don't you change your age quickly! ”

"Editor-in-Chief Yae, it's not that we don't want to change it, it's mainly that the age you mentioned is really a bit inconsistent with your appearance, how can a sixteen-year-old girl look like this?"

The head of the Yaetorido Sumeru branch looked at Yae Miko in front of him, who was in the Sumeru realm, drinking Mondstadt wine and eating Liyue side dishes, and rubbed his hands together.

"Besides, we are hindered from acting here because of the existence of the Void, and we don't know many Akademiya scholars who can accept bribes, handle things properly, and have a strong sense of secrecy, and the wind discipline officer here will not even give the face of a sage under the leadership of the Great Wind Discipliner!"

The person in charge said helplessly: "That is, now that the discipline officer has disappeared a lot, this has caused many scholars to flow out of greedy thoughts, but they are all novices and are not reliable." ”

"Tsk~ Then didn't you also make friends with a few honest corrupt scholars?"

"The point is that those guys are old foxes...... God did it. ”

The person in charge wittily changed his title, "They think that there must be a reason for things to go wrong, and now they have converged a lot, and the already strict threshold has been raised a lot, and outsiders like us have to have three locals to guarantee it."

"But you also know where the locals who will find a corrupt scholar will be a good guy, and they will not have time to protect themselves."

Yae Miko said as a matter of course, "Then tie them up." ”

"Editor-in-chief Yae, it's not like we can't do it, after all, it's not a good person, but the key is that Sumeru is not Inazuma, and it's a few sages from the Akademiya who are in charge here, and even the gods don't have room to interfere."

The person in charge persuaded bitterly: "We are a regular store that sells books, not a criminal organization!" It's just a matter of secretly selling a little bit of books that the Akademiya doesn't agree to sell.,After all, some books can't attract Fengjing and a group of thirty people.,They also have a lot of people to read.,But there's not a lot of kidnapping.。 ”

"Alas~ Then what do you think my age should be?"

The person in charge analyzed rationally: "The eyes of the editor-in-chief of Yae are full of a kind of simple wisdom, if it is the youth of the twenties, I am afraid that some people will doubt it, maybe they can use the beauty of the face as an excuse, fifty or sixty is almost ......."

Yae Miko froze slightly, "I remember that you are a little related to Kuroda, right?" ”

"For some unknown reason, I've formed a co-suffering brother with Editor Kuroda, and my name is Yoshida."