Chapter 471: I'm the Man Who Wants to Be the Head of Fighting Insects!

A handful of spicy spices were sprinkled on top of the roasted dun dun peaches, masking the light fruity aroma of the flames, and red flickering in the godless pupils.

Paimon stared blankly at the breakfast made by the stupid red ghost in front of her, tears of grief and indignation left in the corners of her eyes, she let the crystal clear tears slide across her face, and choked up, "You were in charge of yesterday's dinner, Paimon can use it as a part of clearing his stomach before the Flower God's birthday, why are you also responsible for today's breakfast?" ”

The soft little belly let out a miserable protest, complaining bitterly about the ruthlessness of fate, and the sound of 'gurgling~' was endless in this small kitchen.

Holding two bamboo sticks in his hands, Arataki Ichito shouted angrily: "If that man hadn't asked me to take care of you, who would have given you this flying violet gourd roasted dun dun peach early in the morning?" Did you know that I'm going to hold a bug fighting contest today? ”

"Come on, stupid red ghost, even if you hold it, you won't be able to win! You might as well explain why you roast fruit early in the morning, and don't forget that you are now carrying the identity of a Mondstadt Emissary. ”

"Of course I haven't forgotten, but according to the tradition of our Arataki faction, we must eat a roasted violet before the bean fighting competition to show our determination to die!"

With his arms clasped in front of his chest, Arataki raised his head proudly and glanced at him disdainfully, "Take every bean fighting competition seriously, this is the trick I can use to become the head of the fighting insects, you dwarf violet with a dull brain will definitely not understand, but now there is no violet, so I can only find something else instead." ”

Paimon also glanced at him with contempt, laughed twice, and ruthlessly revealed the facts: "It's true that you are quite death-oriented, have you won in Sumeru for so many days?" ”

"That's because the locals of Sumeru are too unreasonable! What the fighting insects need is enthusiasm and shouting, they just want to take the data, I am a newcomer to the countryside, it is normal to be caught off guard for a while! ”

Stepping on the bench under his feet, Arataki Ichito laughed wildly and said confidently: "But the failure of so many days has not dealt me a heavy blow, and I have even been concentrating on gathering intelligence, and I have figured out the weakness of the intelligence flow.

"They don't have a love for Zerg warriors, they firmly believe that data defeats everything, and they will abandon the poor, data-weak Zerg warriors, and I want to use this to cultivate the warriors who are abandoned by them, so that they can use the anger in their hearts to defeat those who once looked down on them!"

The more Arataki Kazuto talked, the more he felt that what he was thinking made sense, and the dawn of victory was in front of him, and the surprised looks of those data flow opponents would adorn his champion.

"Flying violet, you can't miss the moment when I reached the top! I've got the flowers ready, and the cheers will be handed over to you! Come and witness your passion! ”

"Stupid red ghost, you just said stupid things that you believe in, why did you throw Dundun Tao into the fire? The stall outside hasn't been set up yet, and this is my temporary filling! ”

"You don't understand, a well-hydrated fruit like this has to be roasted over a scorching flame to make it lose its last drop of moisture, so that it tastes dry and crisp."

Hearing Paimon's words of condemnation, Arataki Itto blinked blankly, looked down at the dun dun peach in the fire, and then opened his hands and shook them in front of him twice, and then showed a smile that everything was under control.

He said calmly: "This is my newly researched way of eating, even Ah Ren and Yuan Tai have not tried it, as my first taster, you are secretly happy in your heart." ”

The mascot gritted his teeth: "Paimon is a stupid person with a higher IQ than you, not a stupid person who is a lower one, what do you say about these fools?" Just such a small fire and drying water? This must not wait until the Year of the Monkey and the Month of the Horse. ”

"With this kung fu, the stalls outside have already been set up, and Paimon has already eaten a round belly, don't use your low-level IQ to touch the high-level IQ!"

Paimon is still very gentle, at least at the end of the words he kindly reminds him, intending to give Arataki a little more clear self-awareness.

It's not the most pitiful thing to live in this world as a stupid person, but the poor thing is that you don't know it as a stupid person, and when the time comes, you will be deceived so much that you don't even have the hair to cover your shame.

"Hmph~ I don't refute the flying dwarf violet gourd you don't admit, look at me here, I have a set of IQ test equipment here, if you have the guts, you can try it with me!"

"Try it, don't think I'm afraid of you."

The big and small fools stared at each other fiercely, and a shocking thunder mixed with ferocious flames burst out from their eyes so clear that there was no trace of any trace of pollution, and a menacing grunt was squeezed out between their teeth.

"Shhhh

"Whoa—"

Using the stove as a makeshift table, Arataki Kazuto confidently sets up his IQ test gear and dismissively expresses her priority to Paimon.

Paimon thinks that he can win even if he doesn't have the advantage of being the first to strike, and he is very generous in letting Arataki Itto take the lead and strictly stating that he doesn't need to be grateful, and that it is a moral thing to help the fool.

Arataki Itto also thinks that the advantage lies in me, and still sticks to his original concept.

The eyes of the two who were humble to each other narrowed.

- It's a battle, too!

- But I won't fail, and I'll make you admit that you're inferior first.

"Hmm."

Kamisato Ayato, who kindly bought breakfast for the two stupid people, looked at the appearance of the two people in the kitchen, looked down at each other's appearance, pondered for a moment, and decided to work harder on his own, and then find two people who hadn't eaten breakfast yet, or let some bastard fairy solve it.

This guy didn't eat breakfast this morning, and went out early, and it just so happened that his appetite has always been very good, and two servings can't support him.

As for Paimon and Arataki Itto......

Looking at their posture, I'm afraid that it will take a long time for the attention to shift outside.

"The appearance needs to be changed a little, and now there should be enough time, and the official time of the Flower God Festival is close to noon, maybe an emotional expression device can be added."

In the room behind the Adventurers' Guild, the Void terminal glowed with a gentle turquoise light, and Catherine took out the emergency mechanism parts and improvised a bionic doll.

Although there are some small defects because the parts are not so sufficient, it doesn't matter, it is good to be able to move normally......

"So why hasn't the adventurer completed the commission to help buy a wheelchair yet?"

Looking at the girl who was missing her legs on the bed, Catherine said, "The current situation is like human beings who have lost the ability to go to the toilet, and the inability to experience comfort is only one of the most insignificant things lost. ”

Piece together a droid from scratch and make sure it works properly, the mechanics are complete, and the parts that need to be consumed are not the ones that emergency mechanism parts can do.

Catherine wasn't in this room when she was repairing on weekdays.

If you use the appearance of a little girl to piece it together and reduce some details, you can indeed make a complete bionic doll, but the Adventurers' Guild does not accept children.

Most adventurers must be of adulthood, and a few are minors because they have very special abilities, such as visions, but that must also be from the age of fourteen or above.

It's impossible for a child of seven or eight years old to think about it, and even if a child of this age has a vision, he will only play with it.

Moreover, the Adventurers' Guild is a formal organization recognized by all countries, not a non-governmental, entertainment organization, and they do not do such illegal things.

Otherwise, it will definitely be resisted by the six countries, and the only one that will not resist is the Solstice, where the headquarters of the guild is located, and the creator of Catherine's bionic puppet technology is also there.

Fortunately, ordinary low-level adventurers do not need special skills to complete low-level entrusted tasks, most of them help run errands, as long as they can move normally, she can also disguise herself as a disabled girl.

The personality is best to be lively and enthusiastic, such a person likes to chat the most, she has seen some scenes of the owner of the Vulcan Eye chatting, and she can learn some from it when disguised.

"Fortunately, don't worry about the certificate, you can apply for a real adventurer's certificate with Catherine's identity, but what is the identity and name? The adventurer he asked for was better not a native of Sumeru, and it had been a long time since he had seen anyone from Nata......"