Chapter 498: Worthy of being a new star of the Discipline Officer
The little mascot led the people to a remote alley, and with the blessing of the world's wisdom, he turned around several alleys according to the route in memory, and then took out the blueprints provided by Ulloins for Paimon's friendship.
"Hmm~ Paimon got lost here, so he should go this way next!"
With his hands on his hips and his eyes retracted, the mascot floated for a moment according to the drawing, and finally found his destination in an alleyway.
She excitedly pushed the door open, ignoring the sword facing her, and snorted, "Guess who I brought here?" Traveler ......"
Sori frowned, moving his chair into the corner and ducking.
"There is also a little lady with bright eyes and good eyes, peach and shame!"
With a fox tail in her hand, she couldn't hide the excitement on her face, and reached out to pull Paimon aside, and slammed her foot on the door frame, causing some dust to fall.
She didn't care about this, her teeth bit the soft flesh of her cheeks, and her seemingly white palm pulled hard.
A fake fox with fluttering pink ears began to be forced to go into business.
"Oops~~ I didn't expect there to be such a lively party in Sumeru City, the little guy can always encounter quite interesting things, it was like this in Inazuma at the beginning, and it was also like this in Sumeru, and the next time I go back to Fontaine, you shouldn't be going to participate in the uprising again, right? After all, you're in the ranks with a senior who can't cut ties with Fontaine. β
The fan in his right hand gently tapped on the palm of his left hand, and when it came to fun, the 'Yae Miko' even spread the fan to cover the lower half of his face, revealing only a pair of smiling fox eyes.
"Do you need me to go to Fontaine to help you later?" But it seems a bit self-inflicted to think so. β
"Ahemββ!
Paimon, who had nibbled on an apple from the table, suddenly coughed violently twice, his small hands clenched into fists and pounded his chest, hammering out the clogging bits of flesh in his throat.
Ying smiled.
"Don't bother you to care, and my answer doesn't matter, whether you refuse or not, as long as there is excitement, you will definitely go."
Patting off the hair on her hands, and using the wind element to blow the fallen hair out of the house, Ying stepped forward and patted Paimon's back with concern, and introduced to everyone in the house: "This is Yae Miko, the palace secretary of Inazuma Narukami Taisha Shrine, and the editor-in-chief and owner of Yaedo, I happened to meet him on the street, so I asked for help." β
"Oh~ you're the name used by the Mondstadt envoy to curse?"
Ulloins was a little surprised, "It feels quite as expected, after all, this is the only way to be regarded as an abusive term, right?" β
"That little ghost of Arataki Ichito, who always relied on his height and strength, bullied me as a poor and petite weak woman, and now insults my reputation in front of outsiders...... What a great injustice! β
Grabbing the sleeve of the shrine maiden's costume and wiping the tears from the corners of her eyes, Yae Miko sobbed in a low voice with an angry expression on her face.
"Ahemββ!
Paimon, who had already eaten the grapes after eating the apples, choked on the grape seeds again, and this time she slammed her chest quite skillfully, spitting the grape seeds on the floor tiles and wiping the water stains from the corners of her mouth.
Ayato, I didn't expect you to be able to play Miko vividly......
Aren't you really a fox cultivator?
"I always feel that there is something wrong with this person, is it my delusion..."
Solri was hiding in the corner and whispered to Kaveh, who was also hiding.
Kaveh looked at her vaguely, "We haven't crossed paths with her, and we're not familiar with her person, how did you find out?" β
"Intuition ......"
"Dear Miss Sorey, is your instinct starting to shine again? Would you like to guess who the other guest is? β
Appearing from behind her like a ghost, Ying Qiao smiled and put her hands on Sorey's shoulders, "But he should have been following behind, why hasn't he come here yet." Cyno, can you help me go out and have a look? β
Cyno, who closed his eyes to replenish his energy, raised his head and said flatly: "When you turn the words that doubt why he didn't come over into an affirmative sentence, I have already roughly guessed the reason, that person must have been exposed to fire before he came." Is Kaveh going with me? β
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Sori rolled his eyes and gasped, subconsciously trying to escape from the room.
"It's good, it's good~ it's just great!"
Ulloins tugged at his mouth, showed a stiff smile, and applauded: "What Lord Cyno means is that he compared this person to a three-phase being, withered after touching the fire, and now needs the grass element and the thunder element to help revive and intensify, what an esoteric joke!" β
"Wow~ Ulloins, so you can still do this." Paimon exclaimed.
One of the discipline officials present echoed: "That's right, Ulloins is like this, always running faster than our brains, and we realized the laughter when we were still receiving the words, and we deserve to be the new star of the wind judge!" β
"Ulloins deserves such a title!"
Another matriarch pushed his back in the direction of Lord Cyno, and at the same time asked in confusion, "Sorey, I didn't expect your laughter to be so high, and such esoteric jokes can't impress you, unlike us who laugh too low." β
"Sasis, what nonsense are you talking about? My laughter is very low, but this time in the desert, I was broken in my brain, I haven't reacted yet, and I need to recuperate for a while. β
Sori was puzzled by his colleague's words.
Looking at the scene just now, Kaveh showed a strange look.
I didn't expect you Cyno to get along like this with the Disciplinary Officer, no wonder you always say that your jokes are very welcome and have a wide audience, so it turns out that you are all spoiled by this group of guys.
And these guys usually look so serious that they are dead, and their faces are even more solemn when they deal with cases, but they can have such a big conscience in private......
"Kaveh, are you going with me?"
When it comes to his talent for jokes, Cyno is always unable to make a correct judgment on the facts, and is a little shy in the face of the enthusiastic praise of his colleagues, and his back is off the wall.
Choosing between Cyno and the Traveler, Kaveh quickly stood up and patted the Vision on his body impatiently, "If you want me to go." β
The two walked together and walked out the door, faintly hearing a few words of conversation.
"Cyno, the joke you just said is really funny, I think Alhaitham and Tighnari will quite like this joke, their Vision attribute is also mixed here, maybe the sense of substitution will be even higher!"
"Well, then at the next meeting, I'm going to find a natural time to tell them, and I'm going to have Tighnari bring Collet, who is also the Eye of the Grass God."
"Then I'm looking forward to the next meeting......"
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After a while, Rahman, who was carried back by Cyno and Kaveh, seemed to be really beaten and intensified the moment he saw everyone present, and said loudly: "Please let me join your plan to rescue the little auspicious grass king!" β
"In the past, I was so inhuman, I actually slandered Lord Dacishu and Lord Little Auspicious Grass King like that, although I can't love the jade feet of Lord Little Auspicious Grass King like you people of the rainforest, I will definitely believe in Lord Little Auspicious Grass King in the future within the scope of politeness!"
Rahman, who made a heroic declaration, was greeted with a strange and unkind gaze almost in the next second.
Sorey's body leaned back a bit, "Are you hypnotized or brainwashed?" I remember when we left, he wasn't like that. β
"What hypnotic brainwashing? If I had this ability, I would still be enjoying the paradise on earth in the dust song pot! β
Ying snorted dissatisfiedly, "I just took him to the ruins of the Red King and watched the video left by the last High Priest of the Red King, where the truth of the past is hidden. β
"The Great Mercy Tree King contributed his strength to the relief of the desert?"
Cyno crossed his arms over his chest: "The Akademiya has always recorded this history, but the people of the desert have always believed that this is a false history forged by the Akademiya, and even in their remarks, even the rainforest was created by the Red King. β
"Yes...... Now that I think about it, I was such an idiot before, Lord Scarlet is the god who rules the desert, and has nothing to do with the rainforest, why did I believe such rumors before? β
"It's a good thing to change when you know your mistakes, if you're sincere, we don't recommend you join the plan, but can you explain what you say about the little auspicious grass king?" β