"Xiao Dongzi, give me my ears and listen, if I don't serve Your Majesty well today......

"Your life is not guaranteed!"

"Did you hear me?"

In the deep palace with red walls and green tiles, Yang Dong looked at the old eunuch Su Gonggong who was chattering towards him with a confused expression......

Consciousness gradually returned.

But in his heart, he was muttering: "Filming? Damn, it can't be that I crossed over, right? ”

Although he was a social animal in his previous life, he was at least a complete man, how did he travel to the Great Zhou Dynasty where this bird didn't poop, and he became a eunuch himself?

Don't play like this!

It's good to subconsciously touch the crotch of your pants, huh? It was just a knife and gun in storage, and it was not disarmed......

And it seems that the capital is stronger than its original strength!

A blessing in misfortune!

Yang Dong sorted out his memories at this time, the predecessor of this body was the Nine Emperors of Great Qin, who was born handsome and playful, but was beaten as a wild seed and driven out of the Qin Palace.

was even hunted down by the three princes......

Fortunately, the old slave who served him was still loyal, and took advantage of the civil strife in the neighboring Great Zhou a few years ago to send Yang Dong to the royal family of the Great Zhou!

While hiding and chasing, he changed his face and became a fake eunuch......

Who would have thought that this unlucky prince escaped the pursuit of the Qin army, but he couldn't escape the soul piercing social animal Yang Dong to snatch the house and pick up the leak!

"Hurry, don't hurry up and go in......"

Father-in-law Su pushed him, and Yang Dong suddenly stumbled into the Shangqing Palace, and in the huge palace, only behind the gauze tent could see a figure......

Is this the Great Zhou Emperor!

Actually let yourself serve a man to take a bath? Yang Dong couldn't wait to pick on the spot......

But Father-in-law Su's vicious eyes made him shudder!

The old eunuch stared at himself, hey, people have to bow their heads under the eaves......

Bite the bullet close to the emperor's bath tub.

"Your Majesty, today Xiao Dongzi will serve you to bathe, and the minister will retire ......"

Yang Dong turned his head in surprise, but saw Father-in-law Su with an evil smile on his face, and he actually covered his mouth and nose and left.

When he looked at the smoke curling from the copper stove on the side, and realized that something was wrong, this strange fragrance had already been inhaled by him!

Suddenly made his face flush and his eyes became confused.

"Hiss~ not good!"

Yang Dongqiang bit the tip of his tongue to dispel the sluggish consciousness, but the next second......

In the bathtub, two slender jade arms slowly stretched out, and the 'Emperor Majesty' of the Great Zhou Dynasty actually sighed at this moment and pulled him into the bathtub......

Puff~

He didn't expect this person in the bathtub to take the initiative to pick up his clothes so much!

The fragrant fragrance was around his nose, and the warm fragrance of nephrite was only then he realized that it was a woman in this bathtub!

Until, the woman touched something she shouldn't have touched......

He seemed to regain consciousness briefly, and said in a slimy voice like a dream: "You are not a eunuch? ”

However......

The empress's sobriety lasted only a moment.

In the next second, he rushed towards Yang Dong without an inch, with willow eyebrows and apricot eyes, a nose and a jade mouth, and long hair pouring out like a waterfall......

The figure is even more proud, with a slender waist and tall and white jade legs, it is like a work of art!

It's just that at this moment, there is a touch of pink on her pretty face, and there is a layer of flushing on her blown-out skin......

Depend on~

Yang Dong's eyes widened, wait, Lao Tzu is a fake eunuch, the emperor of the Great Zhou, and he is actually a woman pretending?

Me and her, who is the liar?

The aphrodisiac incense makes the atmosphere charming, and the beauty is in his arms, Yang Dong's consciousness is still lost after all.

"It's over, I've been guarding my chastity for more than 20 years, it's gone!"

This was Yang Dong's last thought before he was knocked down, and then, the two of them gradually became distracted in the aphrodisiac fragrance that filled the room!

The garden is full of spring.

And the piece of pre-Qin Baoyu on Yang Dong's chest, which had been with him for more than ten years, when the two blended with each other, the painting had a pale green glow, which disappeared into Yang Dong's mind!

……

A few hours later,

Somewhere outside the deep palace.

When the head of the court, Lin Chunqiu, stood with his hands behind his back, the wind blew his robes and hunting, and behind him, Gonggong Su smiled evilly: "I did as you ordered!" ”

"A few hours ago, your people led away the personal palace maid beside His Majesty, I have to do it......"

"For Your Majesty, it is the most poisonous aphrodisiac incense in the Red Powder Building, and it is smoked and dyed an hour in advance, and the medicinal effect, the Jiupin Martial Arts Master can't bear it......"

"Xiao Dongzi is already handsome, he went in to serve the emperor, and he didn't come out for two hours!"

"Your Majesty hasn't stepped into the harem for several years, and now this news is released that Your Majesty has a habit of prostitution, I'm afraid that no one will believe it......"

"It's just Lord Shoufu, so calculating Your Majesty, General Yang Yan has returned, I'm afraid that this matter can't help but be investigated......"

Father-in-law Su's little abacus crackled, this time he will definitely extort a sum of money, and then leave Kyoto to return to his hometown!

He is old, and he has lived in the deep palace for a long time, and this last payment, only by taking high risks, can he have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of his life!

"Well done! Father-in-law, rest assured, the benefits are indispensable to you! Just ......"

"I want you to go down there first, and I'll burn it to you!"

Hearing this, Gonggong Su's complexion changed suddenly, and it was too late to escape.

In the next second, a black shadow suddenly appeared behind him, and he cut his throat neatly, and he didn't even have time to let out a wail!

Puff~

Blood splattered ......

On the ground, there was one more corpse!

Lin Chunqiu turned around slowly, wiped the blood splashed on his robe with a white handkerchief, and his eyes were cold: "Dead people, the best way to keep secrets!" ”

Immediately, Shousuke looked up at the room and said casually: "Man'er, your method is ruthless enough!" ”

Half a day.

The daughter of Shoufu, when the queen Lin Man'er was full of manners, slowly walked out of the house......

Zhu lips lightly opened: "Since I entered the palace, he has never touched me, I have long suspected it!" ”

"I'm afraid that the brothers and sisters of the Ji family who were welcomed into Kyoto by the general back then changed the tanuki for the prince, and now it is not the prince Ji Chen who is sitting in the court, but Ji Ziyue who is pretending to be him!"

"No man can stand to be slandered as a child prostitute, and the Emperor is no exception, unless she is a woman!"

"If she is the crown prince Ji Chen, she must want to break the rumors of child prostitution, then she must prove her innocence in the harem, if I am pregnant with the dragon seed, my mother will be ......precious to my son."

"But if she is an imposter Ji Ziyue, she knows that she has to grit her teeth and resist at this moment, so we have nothing to lose!"

"Anyway, a eunuch can't have any facts with her, and he can use this to disgust her, why not?"

"When the emperor has a habit of prostitution, if he doesn't explain, the king's heart will be lost, the more chaotic the better, the general Yang Yan can't control it even if he has ten hands!"

"Dad, at that time, you will take advantage of the chaos to support my brother to take the position, and it will be ......a matter of course."

"The rivers and mountains of this Great Zhou will be surnamed Lin from now on!"

The father and daughter looked at each other and smiled, as if they had seen the day of the great victory.

However, they calculated nine moves correctly, but missed one mistake, that is, Yang Dong, who was the most inconspicuous in this game, was actually a fake eunuch......

And at this moment, in the Shangqing Palace.

Yang Dong was shocked!

The piece of Qin Wangyu on his chest was gone, only a simple lanyard remained, and a turbulent wave was set off in his mind, and his originally weak body had undergone a great transformation!

Originally, he was just an ordinary person, but now, his strength is equivalent to that of a seventh-rank martial artist!

"Goldfinger, plug-in? Woo woo, it's okay, it's late, but it's ......."

However, before he could finish his excitement.

Airplanes~

An autumn water long sword directly hit Yang Dong's throat!

At this moment, His Majesty the Emperor, who was wrapped in a corset chest and changed into a man's robe, and his face was full of heroism, was glaring at him angrily......

"Xiao Dongzi, you turned out to be a fake eunuch! What a deep scheming, I don't care what you are hiding in this palace, give me a reason to spare your life! ”

disguised for several years, but let a eunuch know the fact that he was the empress!

Ji Ziyue was extremely angry at the moment......

What's even more infuriating is that a fake eunuch actually mixed in with the palace and 'defiled' himself!

Although I knew that it was the effect of aphrodisiac incense, if there was no Yang Dong, I was only afraid that the end would be even worse, but my body was dirty after all......

If you don't kill him, it's hard to solve the hatred in your heart!

Yang Dong was even more wronged......

His Majesty the Emperor, whose face is like frost at this moment, how can he have the appearance when he hung on himself like an octopus before, enchanting and eroding his bones, shouting 'don't'......

Hey, hey, hey, it's you who take the initiative, okay?

I have back pain and weak legs at this time, obviously Lao Tzu is the victim!

Although at this moment, Yang Dong also very much wants to be like some works he has seen in his previous life......

Forced the empress into a corner and said, "You don't want to be known about being a woman by the Manchu Dynasty, right?" ”

But......

This world is respected by martial arts, and martial arts cultivation is divided into martial artists, martial artists, great martial artists, martial arts, martial gods, and martial saints.

Each level is divided into one to nine grades.

The golden finger has just been activated, and she is barely a seventh-grade martial artist, just getting started, and the empress is already a nine-rank martial artist, and now that the medicinal effect has passed, her strength has recovered.

I dare to talk about flowers, and I will become the soul of her sword every minute......

Ji Ziyue Jianfeng picked: "Can't you tell the reason?" Then don't blame me for being ruthless! ”

Airplanes~

Yang Dong's frightened eyelids jumped wildly.

Hurriedly said: "Wait, I can help Your Majesty stabilize the throne!" And figure out who harmed you! ”

"Joke, I have the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty, you are a eunuch, and you are not ashamed to speak ......"

"The Manchu Dynasty has its own tricks, Your Majesty seems to be above 10,000 people, but now there is no one around!"

"Otherwise, how dare they blatantly use aphrodisiac incense for His Majesty!"

"And Your Majesty has a handle on me, and I will not tell Your Majesty's secrets, so I am even more worthy of Your Majesty's trust than others......"

Yang Dong's brain is running rapidly at the moment.

Although I want to add, 'Silly woman, how could I betray you after a few hours of fish and water?' But after glancing at the sword in the empress's hand, he still put away his banter.

Obviously, the empress has been a little moved by what Yang Dong said at the moment!

But the sword was still against Yang Dong's neck......

After a while, Yang Dong struck while the iron was hot: "Your Majesty, my life is not worth mentioning at all, but if you kill people in anger, you will be in their arms!" ”

"What they want to see is the defeat of His Majesty's face! Murder and heart, murder and heart......"

The empress pondered for a long time, and finally slowly put away her sword because of his last words.

looked at Yang Dong and spit out a few words......

"Who is the mastermind of today's events? Tell me your speculation! ”