"Kawaja"

As the most famous scholar of the Intellectuals, and at the same time a loyal supporter of the Great Sage Azar, he was in a very solemn mood at the moment.

His hands were folded on his chin, his eyes were slightly lowered so that he could not see the sparkle in them, his abdomen and chest were violently agitated, and the roar of them was accompanied by the solemn atmosphere at the moment.

After a long time, he raised his head slightly and looked at the three people who were fellow sages with him: "Have you thought of a way?" Now the situation is urgent......"

"Kawaja, don't put on such a posture, everything is your own doing, don't you understand the situation in the Akademiya? Even those new students who have just joined the Akademiya understand the truth, but you don't even know? ”

Azar waved the scholar's sleeve robe on his body, and the virtuous wife took a step back, and said in disgust: "Those fools of the Biotheory School will never be able to understand our painstaking efforts, the last time they took the medicine to boost their spirits, it has made many people stay away from the cafeteria, and this time they have taken the medicine for constipation, I thought it was their useless move, but you still solved lunch in the cafeteria?!" ”

As if hearing some big joke, Azar snorted coldly: "It seems that the void has deprived you of the ability to think, and made you become a biologically and causalistic school that does not know how to think when there is no void. ”

"How did I know that my personal guards would be too lazy to go to the cafeteria to get lunch? Why didn't you find out that he was so lazy before? Sooner or later, you have to settle accounts with him, and you dare not take the safety of the sage to heart. ”

With a blushing face and a sharp pain that made it difficult for Kawaja to speak, he almost gritted his teeth and squeezed the words out little by little with the tip of his tongue.

"Damn the vitalists...... I don't even know how these two schools know that their sages have been replaced, even though they are so well disguised? ”

"It can only show that these two old things have been planning for a long time, and I am afraid that there is a separate set of contact information secretly, and we don't know."

"If it weren't for the permission to install the Pure Good Palace in Azar, I'm afraid that cowardly god would have ...... long ago Kawaja! Please, can you plug the hole with your fat ass? The smell is wafting out! ”

The sage of the Miao Theory School said in a chapter: "If you can't block it well, I will use bricks to build you inside, if you are not worried that you will not be killed by the white-eyed wolf after you are alone, who will arrange a simple public toilet for you in the conference room?" ”

"It's not my taste!"

"Why do you say it's not your taste?"

"Because I stink!"

Kawaja tearfully complained, "Maybe there is another person besides me who also eats the food in the cafeteria, don't you notice that there is a guy who hasn't spoken?" ”

Azar and the Mystic Sage stared at each other, looking suspiciously at the Sage of the Multany Sect, who had never spoken, and his gaze moved slightly downward, landing on the ass that he had quietly lifted to release the waste gas.

"I didn't eat from the cafeteria." The sage of the Sulun School said heavily.

"So what do you do?"

"I'm old, my stomach is not good, I'm an old man like me who is almost past the expiration date, I'm afraid I will have to retire from the position of a sage in a few years."

"Dear old fellow, it's too early for you to say this, and when we get rid of the thugs out there and the filth in the world books, we'll restore the glory of the Akademiya, and you won't mention the expiration date."

"That's right, Eden Hazard, you are a little older than us, you have long passed the expiration date, and now you are still in the position of a sage, why is your stomach so good?"

"The Minglun sect didn't learn any elements."

The sage of the Sulun School said enviously: "Maybe it's really because I was exposed to elementalism too much when I was young, and as a result, I didn't have moderation, so I didn't have anything to study the leyline...... Or you who look up at the stars every day......"

"It's also very tiring to look at the starry sky, at least when I just learned this knowledge, I couldn't understand why this star could be mixed with fate."

"Isn't that how all learning is first learned?"

"We're really old now......"

"But that doesn't stop us from doing heroic things, does it? Thinking of the disappearance of the Dead Domain, I felt that the blood in my body that had been cooling for many years was boiling. ”

"Yes......"

"Enough! Have you figured out a solution? ”

Kawaja roared loudly.

"And those guys who go to find paper, isn't it possible that there are so many toilets in this huge factory, and there is not even a single piece of paper? I don't want to be slimy to win! ”

"Kawaja, I really can't find someone to flush you."

"You can't let us rip off your clothes and wipe you, can you?"

"I'll feel like I'm going to feel like that."

"I'll go outside again and urge and urge."

The sage of the Mystic Theory Sect stood up, looked at the Sage of the Sulun School who was sitting on the side, and asked abruptly, "Speaking of which, do you want to go on a trip as well, this old fellow?" ”

"I'm just having a bad stomach, not constipation."

"Is there any difference between the two?"

"The former is just waste gas, and the latter is a solid state!"

"It's disgusting."

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My name is Alhaithham, and I am a scribe from the intellectual school, which would have been an easy job, just to record the words of the sages in meetings.

The rest of the time allows me to read the books I want to read, or try to remember where the second key in my pocket came from.

It's a pity that since the man named Dotore appeared, I've been forced to get involved in a lot of trouble, and to work on things that I didn't have to do before.

It's troublesome, but for the sake of peace in the future, it has to be so troublesome.

But I now have a difficult choice......

Walking out of the last toilet, Alhaitham looked down at the book in his hand, his falling gray hair obscuring the expression on his face, making it difficult to see.

He really didn't expect that he would have to find toilet paper for the sages of his school, and the most important thing was that when the group of Fatui evacuated, they actually took all the toilet paper with them.

If you take away the paper that records the research materials, it's fine, but why do you take toilet paper with you?

Could it be that you think that your executive is doomed to fail and fall from the throne that has just been assumed, and you will also issue your wanted warrant because of the new ruler of Sumeru, so as not to be left without paper when you fall outside...

This argument is absurd.

- Although the occasional stupidity of humans does make this conjecture possible.

But Kavaja said that if there is really no toilet paper, it is okay to tear up two books that are not unique.

None of the labs found any books, except for the fact that he would occasionally keep some books in the eye of the needle for viewing in his free time.

The bad thing is that Kawaja knows his habit.

With his fingers tapping lightly on the cover, all the structures in the factory were displayed in his mind, and Alhaitham looked thoughtfully to the southeast.

He remembered that there was a small botanical garden over there, a research project of a certain Dotore, and that he would pile up a lot of useless plants in the corner and let the Fatui who were in charge of cleaning them take them away within the allotted time.

Today they were evacuated just before the allotted time.

The paper problem has been well solved, and it will be up to his dear sage to have his luck.

The plants in the botanical garden were all mutated plants that had not appeared in the rainforest, and he was not very proficient in this aspect of botany, but he had read more books and could use them.

Perhaps some of these leaves have toxins attached to their surfaces, and even skin contact can allow the toxins to invade, triggering a series of chain of terrifying reactions.

But what does it matter?

The last time Kaveh went to the toilet and ran out of paper, he didn't do anything to his books, he waited from morning to night, and when he got home and called for help, where did Kavaja get the guts?

Feeling out the gloves and putting them on, Alhaithham's face was as cold as ever, and he didn't see the slightest thought of communiqué personal vendetta.

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"Hazard, or you might as well help bring Alhaitham back, I remember that he had a collection of ancient Liyue books in his last volume, which was one of those silk scrolls...... Speaking of which, do you feel cold? ”

"The temperature underground is inevitably a little low, and you have been so uncivilized for a long time, it feels normal for the temperature to change."

The sages present did not feel that there was anything wrong with damaging the books, after all, these things that recorded knowledge on paper were backward things in the Akademiya, and few scholars would waste time looking through them.

The Void is the most advanced, and the retrieval of knowledge requires only one thought.