My name is Lan Xiaofang, and I am a child who no one cares about.

My favorite thing to do is to steal chickens and dogs, and to peek at widows taking baths.

I'm a great expert at peeking at widows bathing. And for the evaluation of these widows, I am a well-known professional.

Let's put it this way,

Nearby,

The top of the list is the Horse Widow,

The husband of the horse widow, when he was serving in forced labor, met the Houjin people and lost his life.

Since then, the horse widow has lived alone.

If you want me to say, the reason why the horse widow can be ranked at the top of the list is not for nothing.

According to my more than thirty observations,

I can responsibly tell you that the scale of the horse widow is really comparable to Shou Tao!

Shou Tao has seen it, right?

It's white, it's big, and the key is very soft......

Of course, I don't know if it's soft or not.

I am a responsible evaluator and I am responsible for my profession.

I know

You have always been unconvinced, why can the little widow of the Shen family only be second,

Obviously, the little widow of the Shen family is also plump, fair-skinned, and her personality is obviously much more cheerful.

Today, I will tell you the truth.

The little widow of the Shen family, I have also observed dozens of times,

In fact, when I first came out, who was the first and who was the second, I also thought about it for a long time.

In the end, I decided to follow the views of my predecessors.

After all, the dense forest is everywhere, and the white tiger is difficult to find.

Which is better or worse, what do you think?

Lan Xiaofang said this, and his voice stopped abruptly.

Immediately afterward, there were bursts of applause from all around.

"Good! Xiao Fang Gongzi deserves to be a professional, and today's review, we think it is very professional! ”

"That's right, I didn't expect Xiao Fang Gongzi to be so young, he actually has such knowledge, he is really a model for my generation!"

Hearing everyone's praise, Lan Xiaofang was obviously extremely useful. Because he has always been treated as useless waste by his parents.

But now, who of these people here dares to say a word of nonsense?

Just as Lan Xiaofang was immersed in this sense of satisfaction, suddenly a gloomy voice sounded in his ears.

"Okay, you rabbit cub is really good!"

"The old man taught you how to write a script, and let you use it in this kind of place?"

Hearing this familiar voice, Lan Xiaofang's face instantly turned pale.

He originally wanted to run away, but he had only been evaluating for a long time, and the money had not been recovered.

Of course, the silver doesn't matter now, after all, with your own ability, it doesn't take much effort to earn back this silver.

But there's only one life!

With the old stubborn thinking of the old thing, he definitely can't accept what he does.

In this case, there is only one way to go, and that is to slip away.

Lan Xiaofang wanted to run, but he was still a step too slow.

Because Xiaoxiaosheng had already taken the lead and tied him up.

In the face of such a terrible old father, Lan Xiaofang could only choose to admit it temporarily.

"Father, my dear father, what are you doing?"

"Do you still have the face to ask the old man?"

Xiaoxiao was angry and laughed back, with strong disdain and disappointment in his eyes.

"At your current level, what qualifications do you think you have to evaluate this and that?"

"You haven't even touched it, will people believe the evaluation you say?"

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of the onlookers couldn't help but light up.

What this old-timer said makes sense, this kid seems to have one set of reviews after another, but he hasn't touched it, how can he know that Widow Shen can't do it?

In case Widow Shen is a famous weapon, what does Widow Ma compare with others? Proper ranking number one!

So, Lan Xiaofang just watched like this, those who originally touted themselves, looked at themselves from admiration to questioning, and finally their eyes even flashed with disdain unabashedly.

The conscience of heaven and earth, Lao Tzu worked hard to evaluate the widow for you, this is how you treat Lao Tzu?

At this moment, Lan Xiaofang's heart was about to collapse.

Xiaoxiaosheng stood aside and saw this, but said with a faint smile:

"Okay, it's because you're not skilled in the first place, what else do you want?"

"The audience is not stupid, they are just blinded by you for a while. Even if you can temporarily reap the praise of others and the dispensable silver. But so what? ”

"If you think about it, it won't be long before people find out that you're just a liar!"

"I'm not a liar, I'm a professional evaluator!"

Lan Xiaofang stiffened his neck, and did not choose to temporarily forbear because he was his father in front of him.

"Okay, you said you're a professional evaluator, so I'll ask you a few questions."

Xiaoxiaosheng saw that his son was like a stubborn donkey, and in desperation, he had to use his professional ability to make this kid understand what it means to be outside the world.

"As long as you can answer my three questions, from now on, I will personally admit how professional you are as an evaluator?"

Hearing this, Lan Xiaofang, who was still making trouble unreasonably, instantly lit up his eyes.

He didn't make a fuss anymore, but said with a serious face:

"Three questions, let's start now."

"Okay."

Xiaoxiaosheng nodded, and slowly spoke:

"First question, do you know what kind of man Widow Ma likes?"

As soon as these words came out, the expression on Lan Xiaofang's face couldn't help but stiffen.

What kind of man does the horse widow like...... Where did he know about it?

He didn't even talk to anyone!

But for the sake of his own honor, and for the old thing to recognize his strength, he still showed a firm look and said:

"What Widow Ma likes, naturally, is the kind of big hero who sweeps the world, just like the hero of her late husband."

As soon as these words came out, Xiaoxiaosheng's whole person was amused.

God's special heroes!

Xiaoxiaosheng coughed lightly and said slowly:

"You're wrong, and more than one."

"How is this possible!"

Lan Xiaofang's eyes widened, with disbelief in his eyes.

"Old thing, you don't know who Widow Ma is, how do you know her preferences?"

"Who told you that the old man didn't know the horse widow? To tell you the truth, the old man of the horse widow not only knows each other, but also makes close friends. ”

Speaking of this, Xiaoxiaosheng's face showed a hint of pride.

"You kid don't know, this widow's first husband is actually a man in the army, because he makes a good dish, so he attracted the widow of the horse, so the two came together."

"Xiao Fang, now the old man asks you, does Widow Ma like the hero in your mouth?"

"I don't like ......"

Lan Xiaofang was a little distracted, and subconsciously spoke.