Chapter 20: Diona

"Hmph, watch me Diona make you the worst drink."

Diona didn't give Ruo Ban any good look, picked up her flask and added some ingredients to it and began to shake wildly.

"Well, Diona, if I'm not mistaken, you added a frog leg to your mixo, right?"

"Yes, what's the problem, I just thought of the bartending recipe these days, hehe, I'll let you try it."

As she spoke, Diona added half of the lizard's tail to the glass, and looked at the various ingredients that were constantly added to the cocktail, and swallowed deeply.

He had a hunch that now he needed Hu Tao's Afterlife Hall set meal more than when he was pulled by Xiangling to taste slime cuisine, and he, an employee of the Afterlife Hall Mondstadt Branch, was afraid that he would be able to enjoy the employee benefits immediately.

The pale yellow cider was added to the mixor, and Diona shook it vigorously, and after Diona said that it was ready to taste, the wine in the glass was poured into the glass in front of Ruoban.

The light red liquor glowed with an eerie color in the sunlight, the tail of the lizard of some unknown species sank quietly at the bottom of the glass, the wings of half a butterfly danced a rhythmic waltz in the glass, and a frog's leg floated on the surface of the wine as if to warn the world not to drink the wine.

I don't think I have a grudge against this little guy Diona, why did this little guy make a glass of wine that seemed to want to poison me, since there was no grievance against him.

Looking at the glass of wine in front of him that exuded the smell of death, Ruo Ban had to admit that he was cowardly, which made him even more uncomfortable than the slime gel dish that Xiangling had researched.

Although the few ingredients that Diona used to mix wine were not poisonous, Ruo Ban didn't want his mouth to touch Hua Hua's greasy frog legs, this was really disgusting, this thing was too disgusting for the rock dragon lizard to drink, and Ruo Ban pushed the cup out slightly.

"I suddenly don't want to drink anymore, I think juice is better, Diona, can you bring me a glass of apple juice."

"Hey, big man, don't you like to drink?"

Hearing that Ruo Ban didn't like to drink, Diona's eyes lit up and she threw herself directly on the table in front of Ruo Ban, her shining eyes and constantly twitching little ears made Ruo Ban almost tell the truth, but fortunately, at this last moment, one of the few senses made Ruo Ban nod with a clear conscience.

"Great, I've finally found an adult who doesn't like to drink, big man, let's join forces to destroy Mondstadt."

"Destroy Mondstadt Liquor, why is that?"

Ruo Ban asked with some confusion, Mondstadt's liquor industry is a large part of Mondstadt's tax revenue, and if the liquor industry is destroyed, the Knights of Favonius will probably enter a situation where they will not be able to make ends meet.

"It's not because the drunk adults are always going crazy, if the Mondstadt Liquor was destroyed, they wouldn't be running around, and Daddy would have time with me...

Diona's voice became smaller and smaller, and when it came to the back, Ruo Ban had to use fairy power to enhance his hearing, and it seemed that he was also a little girl with an unreliable father.

Ruo Ban gently touched Diona's head, this little guy wanted her father to spend more time with her, guessing that it was a good idea to destroy Mondstadt Liquor.

"Okay, I promise you, in the future, Diona if you need any help, just tell me, I will definitely help you."

"Really, really, great, big man, you're the first one willing to help me, I've got this juice!"

Diona proudly took out a large glass of apple juice from under the counter and handed it to Ruoban, seeing Diona's happy look, Ruoban smiled unconsciously.

"Little Diona, my name is Ruo Ban from Liyue, and I really have some ideas when it comes to making wine unpalatable."

"I have a friend in Liyue, most of his medicines are extremely bitter soups, and I have a recipe he gave me, this recipe can nourish the skin, nourish the kidneys, and strengthen the essence, you can add some of this medicine to the next bartending."

Ruo Ban took out a prescription and handed it to Diona, which was given to him by Bai Shu, who was trapped on a cliff after he rescued him in the wild, according to the description of Baizhu, this prescription has a very good effect, but children can't drink it.

If this is forbidden, there is no need to worry about this, Mondstadt has a rule that minors are not allowed to drink, and taverns are not allowed to sell alcohol to minors, and the diluted medicine may not be effective for one in ten, and it is not a big problem for children to accidentally eat it, just drink more water.

Diona carefully folded the prescription into a small pocket in her clothes, an important method she used to destroy Mondstadt's liquor industry, and it was not to be lost.

What neither Ruoban nor Diona expected was that since Diona used this method, the guests who patronized the Cattail Tavern later discovered that the wine in the Cattail Tavern had the effect of tonifying the kidneys.

Soon the whole of Mondstadt knew about these guests, and the Cattail Tavern was directly full, which also made Diona's workload not only not decrease but increased, and every day a bunch of people came to the Cattail Tavern to ask for this kind of wine by name.

During that time, the popularity of the cat's tail tavern reached, with this kind of wine, the angel's gift turnover dropped by thirteen percent, Diluc specially asked Charles to buy him a glass to try it himself, and finally he felt that the decline in turnover was not unjust.

According to a blindfolded black-skinned insider, the Night Hero was exceptionally dedicated that night, not only cleaning up the monsters around Mondstadt, but even reaching the foot of the Dragonspine Snow Mountain, and saying that if the Night Hero continued, he would request that the patrol route be changed from Mondstadt to the Dragonspine Snow Mountain.

In the end, if it weren't for the fact that Diona strongly protested that the owner Margaret had ordered this kind of wine, which only sold twenty glasses a day, Diona's arm would not have been able to withstand the heat of the Mondstadt, even the mechanical arm of the Ruin Guard, and Diona would have been depressed for a long time, of course, this is another story.

"Big man, did you come to Mondstadt for business? Now that the dragon plague is so severe, I haven't seen a stranger in a long time. ”

"Well, it's not like I'm here to do business, it's just that I have some things to deal with, by the way, Diona, do you know a family called Lawrence?"

"Lawrence, that obnoxious nobleman?"

Hearing Lawrence's words, Diona's eyebrows furrowed, and the expression of joy on her face also dissipated, as a native of Mondstadt, Diona's family didn't like Lawrence very much, but her partner asked her, and Diona said a few words.

"Last month, an old man accidentally bumped into someone from the Lawrence clan, and it is said that the Lawrence clan directly broke the old man's leg, but because there was no evidence, the knights had no choice, so they had to give up."

"Big man, you won't offend the Lawrence family, those fellows in the Lawrence family are all bad people, except for Sister Eula, who often comes to drink."

Speaking of the crimes of the Lawrence family, Diona puffed up her face with some anger, many of the prey that his father hunted in the past were bought by the Lawrence family at a low price, and anyone who dared to resist would be beaten severely, in order to have enough income to make a living, this made her father have to take the risk to hunt in areas where monsters often appear.

If it weren't for the Knights of Favonius intervening to stop the Lawrence clan's domineering behavior, the hunting party in Qingquan Town would not know how long it would be squeezed.

"Speaking of which, I heard this morning that there was a clash between the Liyue and Lawrence clans, and how brave it is, wait, stranger, big man, it can't be you, right?"

Diona gave a suspicious look, she had just heard from a drunkard that a Liyue man had stood up when someone from the Lawrence family was bullying someone, and she admired the courage of the Liyue man, despite her young age, but she also had a dream of becoming a hero in poetry.

"If nothing else, it should be me."

Ruo Ban took a sip of juice and nodded, seeing that Ruo Ban admitted that he had a conflict with Lawrence's people in the morning, and was still drinking juice here leisurely, Diona shook the cat's tail behind him, and pulled Ruo Ban to the door of the cat's tail tavern.

"Let's go, I'll take you to Qingquan Town to hide, there are patrolling Favonius Knights near Qingquan Town, big man, you must be safer in my house than in Mondstadt, and I can protect you."

"I'm telling you, the Lawrence family is annoying, and if you go back to Liyue in a few days, they won't dare to do anything to you in Liyue."