Chapter 41: Captain Jack Sparrow
Du Wei took over the captain's room...... And the two sorceresses even did something that seemed to the pirates to be a curse of luxury......
Bathe!
When sailing on the sea, how much fresh water can there be on board? Only people can drink it! Where is there extra water for other things? Who on board, including the captain, is not all dirty? It is common to not take a bath for ten days and half a month!
These two women wasted four large buckets of fresh water in everyone's sighs!
Du Wei did not object. His reason was simple: "Anyway, the fresh water on the ship was equipped according to the original number of people...... Now there are more than 20 people on the boat, and even if some water is wasted, there is no need to worry about running out later. ”
He also understands that the girl's inner desire for bathing has reached an irrepressible point!
Even Du Wei himself, who had not taken a bath for so many days, felt itchy and uncomfortable all over his body, and after being soaked in seawater several times in the sea...... The sea water is salty, and after being soaked in the seawater, the body will feel dry and astringent!
When the two sorceresses took a bath, he also had his own things to do.
That Captain Jakes-Pyro was standing right in front of Dewey...... This poor guy, not only was his name changed by Du Wei, but now even his outfit has been made strange by Du Wei!
He was wrapped in a red turban, his beard was tied up by Du Wei, and he was given a deep eye shadow (painted with black charcoal from the ship), as well as clothes, shirts, vests, and boots. Because there were no muskets in this world, Du Wei had no choice but to give up.
Then, Du Wei asked the guy to pose a few more times......
I have to say that in the famous Pirates of the Caribbean movie in the previous life, one of the characteristics of Captain Jack is actually ...... A slightly sissy-like boat with a weird accent, but full of charm!
The guy selected by Du Wei was already very satisfied after posing a few sissy poses.
While Du Wei was playing a live-action cosplay parody show, the two female magicians were enjoying the bath in another room.
And these pirates on board are in an embarrassing situation.
Because, the little nobleman who captured them demanded...... Immediately turn to the nearest dock port!
The captain, first mate, second mate, and boatswain were all thrown overboard by the terrible woman during the battle......
Now, among the remaining pirates on board, the former most highest...... But it was a food chief, that is, a cook on a ship.
However, this cook, he is the father of Captain Jack Sparrow, who was chosen by Dewey.
The poor pirates were still worried about their future fate...... Although the little nobleman said it nicely, God knows if he would be arrested and hanged as soon as he came ashore?
"Why don't you fight with them?" said one of the golden teeth, tentatively, "......they're only three of them!"
The others looked at each other...... They all looked at this proposed guy with idiotic eyes.
That woman is simply a female monster! She can break a person's bones with a single kick, and she can kick a strong man more than ten meters away with a single kick! Hell, do you think a single fire can burn her to death?
Won't she kick through the wall and rush out?
The so-called rooms on board...... In fact, they are all separated by thin wooden boards!
Just as everyone was disagreeing, the door of the room was pushed open.
With a new look, Captain Jack Sparrow strode in...... His expression was a little embarrassed. The many pirates took one look at their new ship, and immediately someone whistled: "Oh, look, our captain!"
"Hahaha...... Captain Jack ...... Your boat is beautiful!"
"yes! It's like a rooster in heat!haha, it's fancy, it's fancy, hahahaha......"
Our Captain Jack looked a little embarrassed, but he coughed quickly...... I'm the captain now!" he straightened up and walked to the table, and said with a little anger, "Shut up, folks! If anyone says another word, I'll put my hat in his mouth! I swear, I'll do it!"
"Oh, behold, our captain is angry!"
"Hahaha......"
It seems that Captain Jack has not yet been able to assert authority among pirates...... After all, he was "promoted" by Little Du Wei.
"All right, all quiet!" a hoarse voice cried.
It was the cook on the ship, after the ship and the first and second officer and the boatswain were all dead (oh, God forbid, although they were just thrown into the sea, but there was no food and water, only two small wrecked boats, who would think these guys could survive in the middle of the sea?), and now the chief cook is the highest ranking of the pirates.
The cook seemed to be very willing to protect his son: "Shut up! What good is it for you to make fun of my son now? Now everyone's fate depends on you to fight for us! You are now the captain of the ship!"
Captain Jack glanced at his old man and nodded...... He's still young, and he hasn't yet succumbed to some of the ills of these old pirates and oilers.
Although he is a pirate, he is also passionate about the adventures of the sea.
The guy picked up a thick roll of cloth from his waist: "This is ...... He just drew it. ”
"He—who? the little noble, the little hairy child?" laughed one of the pirates.
Jack's face sank slightly, looked at the pirate, and whispered, "Old Bill." Listen! If you want to die, keep calling him that! Then I won't ask for mercy for you when he throws you into the sea!"
"We're all pirates! Me too! So is my father! But will you be pirates for the rest of your life?" the young man looked up at everyone:
"We all know that one day we will die on this damn sea! Someday, this will definitely happen! Either die in a storm, or be sunk by the Imperial Navy, or be caught by them, and hang on the dock! Our corpses will be pecked by those crows, those seabirds, and will be roasted dry by the sun! Hung there like a piece of bacon for months! This is the ultimate fate of our pirates! My brothers!"
"I love the sea and the adventures at sea...... However, I don't think being a pirate for the rest of my life is the best option...... If we have any other choice! Listen, my brothers, now, this little noble gentleman of ours, he is a man of honorable status, I can see that! Listen, this is our chance! We can break away from the pirate and become a member of his fleet! We can continue to sail on the seas...... Then, change your identity...... The nobles' private fleet! No Imperial Navy is going to chase us around behind our ass! No one is going to hang us on the docks again! We just change our clothes, cleaner clothes, more beautiful clothes, more magical clothes, and then, we can even hang up with those hated Imperial Navy, even drink together, and even ask them to escort and protect us...... Look, how wonderful is that?"
There are also people who ask: "This ...... But if we don't become pirates, what do we eat and drink, and where do we get the money?"
Captain Jack didn't answer directly—in fact, he didn't know. But he revealed, "Did you see those two girls? Guess what I saw?"
"See them taking a shower?hahaha, you're pretty good in the eyes......" or the Golden Tooth laughed unscrupulously.
Bang!
This time, before he could finish speaking, Captain Jack had already jumped over and punched his nose in!
The poor creature screamed, then covered his nose with one hand and howled, and with the other hand he had already pulled out the sharp knife at his waist to fight Jack!
"You idiot! I said, if you dare to say such a thing again, I'll kill you! You bastard! If that woman hears you like this, you'll be like all of us!"
The pirates all looked at the guy with his nose flattened...... No one pitied him, and no one wanted to help him.
Because everyone thinks Jack is right. This stinky guy, if he offends that terrible woman, he can only connect everyone!.
Or...... It's a good choice to throw him into the sea tonight......
Captain Jack went up and hit him with a knee in the face, and the guy was immediately fainted by him. Then the young man turned around, "Alright, now let's move on to what we just said! Guess what I saw?"
No one spoke.
"Magic!" Captain Jack whispered, "It's magic! Those two girls, they're magicians! hell, we're dealing with magicians...... And it's two!"
The crowd let out an exclamation!
For a long time, the awe of magicians in people's hearts prevailed at this moment, and no one dared to speak out again!
"I saw with my own eyes that the two girls had lit a fire with magic and dried their clothes in the room...... Maybe they did it themselves because they lifted our hands dirty. Jack whispered on the boat, "Our little noble lord deliberately let me see this, I know very well. It's a deterrent, you should understand. Magicians are no ordinary people! They can kill us all at will! Especially that terrible woman, she can't help but be a magician, and a powerful samurai!"
"Still that question...... Captain, what good do we do to be loyal to this little nobleman? What do we eat and drink? Will he feed us? I don't understand, what else can we do but be pirates?"
Although the question was still acute, it was clear that the tone of the men was much more respectful, and they had even begun to address him as "Captain".
"I don't know. Captain Jack replied, "But surely, first, don't forget, we saved his life! This is a favor, as long as we are obedient, he will not embarrass us, and he will definitely be willing to give us some benefits. As for the second ...... Two magicians, my brothers, have you ever heard that magicians are short of money?"
Everyone's relieved!
Especially the second point.
Will a magician be short of money?
For a long time, in the eyes of ordinary people, magicians were a symbol of wealth! Everywhere they went, they were treated with the best privileges, and there were a large number of powerful people who were willing to offer their wealth to curry favor with them or to win them over.
Wizards will be short of money?
In this way, Captain Jack dispelled the last trace of resistance in the hearts of all pirates. Then he unfolded the scroll: "This is what the little nobleman had just drawn...... Our new flag. ”