Chapter 011: The Most Strange Agent in History
A corner of the restaurant.
Black Widow and Ling Lingqi sat facing each other in a window seat.
"It's really rare to see such a good agent as Mr. Ling Lingqi."
The black widow's voice sounded, with little stars in her eyes, and she slapped Ling Lingqi wildly, "Not only is it skilled, but it is even more rare to be so chic and handsome, which is really admirable." ”
After getting along and testing along the way, the black widow gradually touched some of Ling Lingqi's temperament.
Although this person keeps claiming to be some ace agent, he doesn't even have the slightest level of literacy that an agent should have.
In addition to the "butcher's knife stunt" that blinded people's eyes, he is like a vain, lustful, and boastful marketman.
But Black Widow is a real ace agent.
For what kind of people to adopt what kind of strategy, this is her housekeeping skill, and naturally she quickly cast her favor with Ling Lingqi.
Really.
Being complimented by such a proud big wave of the black widow, Ling Lingqi's eyes narrowed into a line with a smile: "Natasha, you have won the award, you are not bad to be able to have such a discerning eye." ”
"No, it's Mr. Ling Lingqi, you're so good, it's hard not to be noticed."
The black widow showed a shy smile on her face, and quietly searched for information, "I wonder if the agents in the Super Divine Academy are all as good as Mr. Ling Lingqi?" ”
"There are a lot of agents in the Super Seminary, but there are not many who are as cool as me."
Ling Lingqi waved his hand and smiled disdainfully, "Do you know why?" ”
Cruel?
Black Widow secretly scolded herself in her heart, this guy is really a super narcissist, and his appearance doesn't match cool or anything at all.
Especially the red flower tie, which is really fancy and exaggerated, and the clothes are simply scum.
And what Black Widow actually wanted to ask was whether the agents of the Super Divine Academy were as powerful as Ling Lingqi and had extraordinary strength, but Ling Lingqi actually understood the "excellent" in Black Widow's mouth as cool, which was really hopeless.
Of course, it is also very likely that Ling Lingqi deliberately talked about him left and right and did not reveal the information of the Super Divine Academy.
"Yes, what is the secret of Mr. Ling Lingqi?"
The Black Widow raised her eyebrows, revealing a very interested look, and looked at Ling Lingqi with blank eyes.
Whether Ling Lingqi was really as he showed, or deliberately pushing Tai Chi with Black Widow, Black Widow had to cooperate with the other party.
"You're asking the right person."
Ling Lingqi smiled, showing off with a look on his face, and casually picked up a box that was placed at his feet.
It was opened in front of Black Widow.
Black Widow turned her head to look inside, only to see that there were actually some hair dryers, mobile phones, razors and other men's beauty products in the box!
Other than that, the only thing an agent uses is a gun!
Along the way, Ling Lingqi carried this box with him, and the black widow thought that the box was an important item.
As a result, that's it?
What kind of agent will carry these things with him!
Don't......
Black Widow suddenly understood.
Everything she sees is superficial, and those things that seem to be men's daily necessities must be just a superficial cover-up!
In fact, they were high-tech products that had been modified specifically for agents to carry out their missions.
It's like Ethan Hunt, James Bond.
There's nothing to say about it, basically every intelligence agency will have some little things like this.
In an instant, Black Widow's interest came.
She really wanted to see what those things that appeared to be hair dryers and razors were really there.
"Do you see this phone?"
Ling Lingqi picked up a mobile phone from the box and pointed to introduce it to Black Widow, "There is a metal mesh here, in fact, it is a razor." ”
Speaking of this, Ling Lingqi casually pressed the button, the shaver started, and a buzzing sound sounded.
Ling Lingqi put the phone to his ear, but the place of the metal mesh moved gently on the side of his cheek and chin, "In this way, I can shave unknowingly while performing tasks!" ”
Black Widow: "......"
She guessed the beginning, but she didn't guess the end at all.
It's a disguise, but it's ridiculous, isn't it?
What secret agent shaves while on duty?
Actually developed a "mobile phone razor" specifically for this purpose?
The black widow only felt that her heart was like a hundred grass and mud horses galloping by, and her heart was called a mess.
Originally, Black Widow still suspected that Ling Lingqi's nerves were all disguised, but at this moment, her idea was deeply shaken.
[Legend from Natasha Romanov +11]
"And there's a razor here?"
Black Widow keenly noticed that there was another razor in the box.
"Oh."
Ling Lingqi put down the phone and picked up the razor, "This, it's a razor on the surface, but in fact, it's a hair dryer." ”
Smack!
Gently press it.
Taking off his hat casually, Ling Lingqi began to blow his hair in front of the Black Widow.
"Then this hair dryer must not be a hair dryer?"
Black Widow glanced at the hair dryer inside the box and asked as a matter of course.
"It's really amazing, this is all guessed by you."
Ling Lingqi picked up the hair dryer again and showed it to the Black Widow, "Actually, this is still a razor. ”
Black Widow: "......"
This ace agent from S.H.I.E.L.D. is utterly messy.
A black line, dumbfounded.
She swore she had never seen such a in her life.
The shaver was transformed into a hair dryer, and the hair dryer turned into a razor!
What's the point of doing this, what is the point of being fed up?
She thought these were modified high-tech products, but her face was crackled.
[Legend from Natasha Romanov +26]
"It's really an eye-opener, no wonder Mr. Ling Lingqi is so chic."
Despite the galloping horses in her heart, Black Widow smiled very brightly on the surface, and her face was full of adoration.
"Of course, I'm not in vain."
Ling Lingqi closed his box with a smug face, so cautious, as if it contained some treasure.
"Mr. Ling Lingqi is the first time to come to New York, otherwise, I wouldn't have known about such a good agent as you." The Black Widow's voice continued to sound, quietly searching for information.
"yes."
Ling Lingqi took the cigarette butt in his mouth and nodded, "I came to New York this time specifically to arrest a dangerous person. ”
"The resurrected statue of Captain America?"
The Black Widow's expression immediately froze, and her eyes stared at Ling Lingqi.
She and Ling Lingqi wasted so much tongue, wasn't it just for this bit of information.
"We don't understand why the statue was resurrected at all, but it must be difficult for you, Mr. Ling Lingqi, right?"