Chapter 6: Three Weirdos

The three of them sat around the dining table by the window, three pairs of small short legs hanging in the air, not squinting, and invariably looking down at the tabletop.

One of them shouted in a sharp voice: "We are hungry, so we have more good wine and meat, and the sooner the better!" ”

Maria promised, "Okay......"

Is there any reason not to do business when you come? Maria turned and went to the kitchen.

Taking other people's hands is short, eating other people's soft mouths, Suo Ba also came to the kitchen to help when he heard the sound, although he always helped.

Maria was a woman with quite quick hands and feet, and she did it not take long to enter the kitchen.

Soon a plate of fried pork liver; a plate of fat intestines; There was also a large plate of braised pork, plus a pot of roast knives on the table.

As soon as the wine and meat were served, the three men couldn't wait to eat and drink.

It can be seen that they are all anxious people, none of them use dishes and chopsticks, and they just grab and eat.

These three diners eat very differently, they all hold a piece of meat in both hands, put it to their mouths and chew it directly, and eat very similar to squirrels in the forest eating pine cones.

Tear off a very small piece, chew it little by little, chew a few times and then take a small sip of the burnt knife.

The wine is not poured into the wine cup, but directly picks up the spout of the wine pot and runs water to the mouth, and pours it directly into the stomach.

The three of them grabbed a wine jug and drank it in turn, and no one disliked the dirty.

The strange eating appearance of these three diners made Maria stunned.

Suo Ba didn't think so, because he himself didn't use chopsticks, so he yawned and went back to sleep.

Maria was puzzled, it was the first time Maria had met such a character after opening the tavern for so long.

She looked outside that the rain was still falling, as if it hadn't stopped for a while.

Maria was suspicious again, it was clearly raining outside just now, and the three of them didn't get wet.

It's not going to be the hell in the middle of the night, is it? Maria gasped.

The three diners only bowed their heads to eat meat and drink wine, and none of them spoke, they were like three strangers.

From the moment they entered the door, there was zero communication between them, and they didn't even look at anyone.

Maria dared to move closer to them and took a closer look at the three of them.

The three of them look alike, like triplets, and they can barely tell who is who.

The hairs on the faces and hands of the three men were extremely heavy and dark gray.

Their cheeks are narrow and long, and their facial features are quite compact, as if they are squeezed together.

They all have pointed ears, small round eyes, a slender nose, a pointed nose, and two front teeth that are extremely prominent, looking like rabbit teeth, so that the upper and lower lips are basically closed.

After Maria saw the faces of the three of them clearly, he was so frightened that his heart trembled, and the back of her neck "swished" until a cool breeze was blowing, and she gently stepped back.

There are many guests coming and going in the tavern, and I can't remember if they have been there before.

At that moment, behind one of them, who had his back to her, revealed a slender object that swayed back and forth with his body.

"Oh my god! It seems to be a tail! Frightened, Maria almost screamed, and she hurriedly covered her mouth with her hand.

Maria's trembling body was leaning against the wall, her hands clenched tightly, her silver teeth clenching her lips, she was terrified, ready to flee at any moment.

She scolded Suo Ba's eight ancestors seven or eight times in her heart, but at this critical moment, this damn Suo Ba fell asleep.

At this time, the three diners stood up and pushed the door out of the tavern without saying hello.

The moment she stepped out of the threshold, Maria could see clearly that there was a man behind them with a slender tail.

Maria hurried to the door, only to see three people walking towards the shed on the left, and disappeared in a flash.

This shed is a place for the tavern to pile up sundries, and they should walk out into the street when they are full! How did you get to the utility shed?

And how did they suddenly disappear here? Did Maria wonder if it was her own eyes?

Maria rubbed her eyes and stood against the door frame for a moment.

Maria turned back to the wine table, where three silver dollars lay in a mess.

I can't see that their dog-like shots are generous, and they can't use half of the ocean, so they actually leave three.

After Maria cleaned up the table, she went to the kitchen to find a rolling pin, which she hurried out of the tavern and back to the six-horse shelf.

After Maria left, Soba didn't fall asleep.

He suddenly remembered that Maria had said before she left that she would come early tomorrow morning, and he felt that he couldn't always look dirty at someone's tavern.

After thinking about it, he got up and went down to the ground and lit the kerosene lamp.

He stood in front of the washbasin stand and looked in the mirror, looking himself up and down in the mirror.

Who is this? Why is his face so dark, he basically can't see his bottom plate.

He himself can't remember how long he hasn't washed his face, he probably hasn't washed it since he left the Taoist temple, and this dirty face is disgusting to look at.

The hair is unkempt like a rotten chicken nest, and it is estimated that the sparrows dare not fall, for fear of pricking their buttocks.

Suo Ba threw himself into the washbasin, and when he raised his head, he looked at the water in the washbasin, which was originally half a basin of clear water, but now it was as dirty as muddy soup.

He stroked his face with both hands, this face didn't mean to be white at all, at this time Suo Ba was like a big flower face singing on the stage.

Suo Ba poured out the black mud soup, scooped up another basin of water, plunged into it again, got up and looked again, the water was cleaner.

Suo Ba washed his face once and changed the water three times, and then washed his hair and changed the water three more times. These six pots of dirty water can be used as fertilizer, enough to apply two acres and three points of land.

After freshening up, Suo Ba stood in front of the mirror again.

Now Suo Ba in the mirror is clean and neat, he is like two people, he admires his dignity, and he is still quite satisfied with himself.

In all fairness, Suo Bachang is not only not ugly, but he is quite handsome, but his handsomeness before was covered by the old sweat mud of the inner and outer three layers.

He has no clothes to change, otherwise he will be able to enter the ranks of beautiful men in the Republic of China even if he is not as good as Pan An.

After some self-absorption, Suoba got back into the bed.

I was about to fall asleep in a daze, when suddenly there was a "click" from the next room.

Suo Bayi turned over and sat up, only to see two figures in the kitchen flickering.

"Who ......," Suoba asked aloud.

Receiving no answer, he got off the ground and lit the kerosene lamp with a fire breaker, and he trotted into the kitchen with the kerosene lamp and his shoes in his hand.

There were some fragments of broken rice bowls on the kitchen floor, scattered on the floor.

At this moment, two figures jumped out of the window, and it was extremely fast.

Suo Ba hurried to the window, and without hesitation, he jumped over the windowsill with his hand.

When Soba got outside, he saw the two figures, but they were gone when they got to the hut.

Suo Bahu is suspicious, people can't go to the sky and can't escape from the earth without wings, why did they disappear out of thin air?

When Suoba came to the small shed, the door of the shed was still locked, and people couldn't get in, even if they had a key, because Suo Ba followed closely, they couldn't unlock it.

Suo Ba had heard that there was a bone shrinking skill in the world, and it was very likely that they would use this bone shrinking skill.

Bone shrinking exercises, also known as soft body exercises, cartilage exercises, etc., after special training.

In addition, in order to make the joints flexible, they can easily shed their joints at any time.

To learn the bone shrinking skill, you have to go through devilish training, you have to learn from an early age, if the bone growth can not be practiced, so there are very few people who can do this stunt.

In order to solve his curiosity, Suo Ba had to go in and find out.

Suoba found a brick, and smashed the iron lock after dividing it by two, and after the door lock fell to the ground, Suo Ba pushed the door into the shed.

He looked around the shed by the dim light, and there was no sign of him piled up with miscellaneous items everywhere.

At this time, he saw a pile of straw rising in the middle of the ground, and he quickly lifted the straw, and a hole appeared in the ground, and the hole was the thickness of a large water tank, and the fat person could not get into it, and Suo Ba was more than thin and rubbed.

He lay on the entrance of the cave and looked in, but the hole was so black that he couldn't really see it with a kerosene lamp alone.

He only vaguely saw that the hole was extending diagonally downward, and he couldn't tell how deep it was.

Suopa didn't hesitate to get in, dragging the oil lamp with one hand and slowly crawling deeper into the cave.

There was a fishy smell in the cave, which was very unpleasant.

The cave stretched like an earthworm, crawling forward with great difficulty, and the tunnel became wider and wider as it went.

It didn't take much effort, and it took him a lot of effort to finally climb out of the hole.

It turned out that there was no cave, and there was an open field in front of him.

Due to the limited illumination range of the kerosene lamp, you can only see a city in front of you, and the gatehouse and city wall are not tall.

Suo Ba became more and more curious, could this be an underground palace? He bowed his head and walked in.

The inside of the city was gloomy, and the ground was constantly emitting white mist, which made people shudder.

After entering the feeling of entering the underworld, Suo Ba couldn't help but gasp.

What's even more frightening is that the city is densely packed with rats, and Suoba gets goosebumps when he sees it.

What's even more strange is that in addition to some of these rats, many of them can walk semi-upright, and some can even walk completely upright.

The rats are all huge, and the smallest is as big as an adult civet cat.

Suoba saw a large white mouse lying on top of a boulder, smoking a dry tobacco pouch on all fours, and spitting smoke from time to time in its mouth, looking very pleasant.

This big mouse looks quite old, and the fluff on his body is very sparse and snow-white.

The form is like that of an old man, and Soba judges that it should be the patriarch or the king.

Some of the other rats shuttle non-stop; Some play and frolic; Others seem to be talking to each other, in short, they do everything.

Although there are a large number of them, they are all far away from the couch of the big white mouse, but none of them dare to cross the thunder pool for half a step, and the power of the old mouse can be seen.

Suoba knew that the land of right and wrong could not be left for a long time, so he turned around and was about to run.

He should have been unlucky enough to drink cold water and stuff his teeth, and he stepped on a dry branch, and the sound was particularly harsh in the city.

All the rats turned their heads to look at Suo Ba, and they were so frightened that Suo Ba Sa's girl ran away.

The rats went crazy and pounced on Suoba, and this scene was like a galloping horse.

He crawled back into the cave, and the rats followed.

As he crawled out of the hole panting, a mouse chased after him, and it bit down on Suoba's ass with its mouth wide open.