Suo Ba was stunned and speechless.

The man looked ecstatic, and reached over a pair of fat hands to grab Suoba's hand.

He hurriedly said: "Brother Starling is me, Liu can live, your brother Xiao Dunzi." ”

Suo Ba asked in surprise, "Little Dunzi?" ”

This self-proclaimed Xiao Dunzi is Suo Ba's good brother for many years, and it can be described by the word "difficult brother".

Xiao Dunzi's original name was Liu Dezhu, and his milk name was Zhuzi.

may be that his father and mother were worried that he would not be able to keep him if he died young, so they gave him such an unbearable name.

Many children in the Northeast have cheap names, such as: "dog leftovers", "dog eggs" and the like, it is said that children have a cheap life to feed, and even wild dogs are not rare.

Because the pillar was a short and fat man, with only flesh and no bones, looking at the fat dundun, Suoba gave him the nickname "Little Dunzi".

Xiaodunzi is a dilapidated household, it is said that since the beginning of his great-grandfather's generation, his family is a well-known squire, and the family has solid assets and assets.

It is said that he has only been rich for three generations, but it has been passed on to his grandfather's generation and has begun to deteriorate.

Later, his grandfather gave birth to an unfortunate son, that is, Xiao Dunzi's own father.

His father is very similar to Suo Ba's previous life, Xu Boyuan, and he is also an idle child.

Eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling occupy it all, so the people in the rivers and lakes are called "five unique sons".

In the end, this five-peer son his Lao Tzu to death, the old man swallowed his breath on the front foot, and the unlucky little dun on the back foot fell to the ground, so some people say that Xiao Dunzi is the reincarnation of his grandfather.

Xiao Dunzi has such a loser's father, and he is destined to suffer in his life.

As expected, before he grew up, the family business was ruined by his old man.

When Xiao Dunzi was ten years old, his father was drunk and froze to death outside, and his only relative was his mother.

And his mother is not a good cake, his mother secretly sold the only house in the family, and even the money and people disappeared without a trace.

Xiao Dunzi is completely homeless, begging for a living like a stray dog.

hungry; If he is full, he can still bear it, this windy and rainy country doesn't even have a place to live, but it's miserable!

Suo Ba saw that this difficult brother was pitiful, so he took him back to the broken temple, and he lived for more than ten years.

Suo Baxin is higher than the sky and his life is thinner than paper, he is unwilling to live a precarious life all his life, so he went to the team of a warlord and became a big soldier.

Although being a soldier is a chore, at least you can fill your stomach, and maybe you can even mix up a half-job.

On the second day of Xiao Dunzi's enlistment, the troops went to the front line.

In the past two years, there have been countless big and small battles, and his head is tucked into his trouser belt all day long.

Shells explode around you anytime and anywhere, and bullets also "swish" and fly along your scalp.

The brother who spoke to you one second will go to Hades the next.

Xiao Dunzi was also quite desperate at first, but later he saw the true colors of the warlord.

These warlords only care about fighting wars and grabbing territory, deducting military salaries, and killing innocents indiscriminately, and they don't care about the lives of the soldiers below.

Although Xiao Dunzi looks honest, he looks a little stupid. Actually, he's a ghost! The stomach is full of flowery intestines.

"Lao Tzu licks blood on the knife edge and eats bran vegetables, you warlords eat and drink spicy food, I won't buy you that life."

The little pier leaned against the battlefield and pretended to be dead, and crawled out of the pile of dead people.

He became a deserter and fled back to the mountain temple by begging for a living along the way.

Xiao Dunzi arrived at the mountain temple but couldn't find his starling, and later someone told him that Suo Ba was a "son-in-law" in the "Sun Erniang Tavern" in Datun Town. So he inquired all the way and found it.

If this person loves to be fat and drinks cold water, he will grow fat, and Xiao Dunzi is this kind of goods.

He's still so fat, just a little darker than before he was a soldier.

Speaking of the appearance of the small dun is very funny, with a short figure, a big head like a large pumpkin, and a lower body like a big winter melon.

The big pumpkin squatted on the big winter melon, forming his unique figure.

No wonder Suoba calls him Xiao Dunzi, and of course sometimes calls him fat winter melon.

Xiao Dunzi's shiny head was comical enough, and he still had a slender braid on the back of his head.

There were few hairs on the pigtails, like a mouse's tail swaying behind it.

He had an extra oblique scar on his chin, probably from fighting with the enemy with a bayonet.

There are also scars of varying degrees on the two forearms, this guy is a cat with nine lives, otherwise it would have been cold a long time ago.

Maria was quite disgusted with this little dun who was a soldier, but because of Suo Ba's hard work, and Maria's total was not a loss-making deal, although Xiao Dunzi was a soldier and lazy, he could do some work, and no matter how bad he was, he could top a half-grown child, so he let him live temporarily.

Because of the uninvited guest of Xiao Dunzi, Maria went back to live in the six horses every night.

She came back to the tavern the next day, and every day she went back and forth between the tavern and the Six Horse Racks.

Maria didn't live in the tavern, her kang became a small dun, and Suoba thought that the plank was cold, so she went to sleep with the little dunzi.

The two brothers seemed to have returned to their original days in the mountain temple, and now they can't freeze or starve, only occasionally being a little angry with Maria.

As soon as Maria left that night, the brothers made a plate of beef, a plate of peanuts, and two bowls of roasted knives from the wine jar.

Eating meat, drinking wine, and began to gossip.

Suopa held the wine bowl and said, "Hey! Xiao Dunzi, tell me about you on the battlefield, and tell me how you pretended to be dead? ”

The two cats peeed on their stomachs, and a big cake blushed like a monkey's buttocks.

He pouted at the big toad and said, "Starling, can you stop watching people through the crack in the door, and look at everyone flat!" What do you call pretending to be dead! I'm called the thirty-six tricks to death, it's not that I'm smart, I've already been fucking fried into minced meat, and the one who drinks with you today is a ghost. ”

Since the warlord where Xiao Dunzi is located has a Sichuan person, this Sichuan comrade-in-arms has a good relationship with him.

The two of them often talk about the mountains together, so Xiao Dunzi unconsciously changed his taste when he spoke.

As he spoke, he could always casually slip out the words of Sichuan, and the "thi" was not finished.

However, his northeastern accent is mixed with the half-hung Sichuan dialect, which sounds very funny.

Suo Bazi took a sip of wine and said, "Thirty-six plans? You don't even know a lot of words, and you dare to talk to me about the art of war? ”

Xiao Dunzi said: "Fortunately, I have also been to private school for a few days, why don't I know a basket?" ”

Suo Ba slapped the table lightly with his slap and said, "Don't talk nonsense, you can talk about it if you want to, it's verbose." ”

As soon as the wine bowl picked up by Xiao Dunzi was brought to his mouth, seeing that Suo Ba couldn't wait, he put down the wine bowl, rolled up his arms and sleeves to open the book.

At this moment, as soon as the door opened, a person came in, shouting at the broken gong.

"You two drinks? What's the best food? I don't call Lao Chen a word. ”

Suo Ba looked up and saw that it was Chen Sanshi, the shopkeeper of the paper shop next door.

Suo Ba usually likes to make friends, and Chen Sanshi happens to be a self-acquaintance.

It belongs to the master who gives him a little sunshine and lays eggs when he gives him a chicken coop.

In addition, it is a neighbor from left to right, and this time it is familiar.

When Maria was in the tavern, Chen Sanshi didn't dare to come over, he knew that this mother-in-law was very spicy, and he was a person who ran the train with a mouth, so he was afraid that any sentence would rush to Maria's lungs and attract a scolding, and he couldn't do it.

So Chen Sanshi specially looked for Maria when he was not there, sneaked over to eat and drink, and when he drank too much, he was covered with nonsense.

Chen Sanshi is a typical person who has a camel and does not make a cow when he speaks, and when he does things, the thunder is loud and the rain is small.

Chen Sanshi's hand-tied paper skills are good, and he is well-known far and wide, and his business is doing very well.

Only those who do this kind of business like him, and of course those who open coffin shops, like other people's dead people.

Because only the dead do funerals that he can make money, and he can't be blamed for being ruthless, whoever asks him to eat is the bowl of rice of the dead.

With his ability, he could have lived a good life, but he was a gambler, and he plunged into the gambling house, and he never came out without losing a bottom.

Chen Sanshi must have lost the bet again today, otherwise he wouldn't be able to see him at this time.

Chen Sanshi passed by the tavern when he came back, he sniffed with his dog nose, and he smelled the smell of wine and meat, and he entered the tavern when he smelled it.

In terms of eating and drinking, Chen Sanshi is a real person and never pretends to be a fake.

No one else needs to let you go to the back kitchen to get the dishes and chopsticks, scoop up a big bowl of liquor, sit on a chair, and even eat and drink, which is more righteous than in your own home.

Suo Ba picked up the wine bowl and touched it on Chen Sanshi's wine bowl, and said, "Lao Chen, seeing that your spirit is definitely winning, you have to arrange for the two brothers to go to the big restaurant for a good meal!" ”

Chen Sanshi took a sip of wine, shook his head and said, "Hey! Not to mention, I sent ten oceans to other people, and I memorized all this idea home, and I am really about to become a teacher. ”

Suo Ba asked with a surprised face, "Mr. Teaching?" You're going to change careers? ”

Chen Sanshi squatted the wine bowl on the table fiercely, and said with a wry smile: "Yes! Mr. Teaching, I'm so poor that I don't have anything, and I have only books left, isn't this just a loss? One loses to the end. ”

Chen Sanshi's self-deprecation made Suo Ba and Xiao Dunzi laugh.

Chen Sanshi said with a sad face: "You two are still laughing? I have the heart to die. ”

Suo Bayi patted Chen Sanshi on the shoulder: "Old Chen! You don't have to die if you lose some money, the big husband can bend and stretch, where we fall, we can get up, if it really hurts, we will lie there and not get up. ”

Chen Sanshi drained the wine in the bowl in one gulp, and tears flowed down.

Xiao Dunzi pouted the big toad and said, "Look at your little bit of interest, if you have something to say, if you have nothing to say, drink it, you cry a hammer?" I told you that gambling money is no different from fighting on the battlefield, I think that before we set out on the expedition, the old commander had to find a person with a way to divination, when will it be good to send troops? How to fight to win? I think you have to find someone to calculate and calculate for you, this is called not fighting an uncertain battle, starling, are you right? ”

Without waiting for Suo Ba to answer, Chen Sanshi slapped his thigh as if he had been beaten and stood up from the chair.