Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Taoist Priest of Maoshan
Xiao Dunzi was in a hurry, and his whole chubby body lay on the coffin lid, and the coffin lid was pressed by Xiao Dunzi to move at all.
But before they could catch their breath, the civet leopard began to roll the clouds and the sea inside.
Xiao Dunzi shouted: "Starling, you look for iron nails and hammers, and nail the civet leopard inside." ”
Suoba said, "Before I could find it, you might have fed it a long time ago." ”
Xiao Dunzi said nervously: "Then you better not go." ”
The civet leopard in the coffin tossed more violently, and the small pier lay on the coffin lid, shaking with the ramming of the civet leopard.
It won't be long before the coffin will be torn apart by it, and it is obvious that the cracking of the coffin board can be heard, mixed with the hysterical howl of the civet leopard.
Seeing that something was wrong, he also jumped on the coffin lid, his weight was too light, standing on it didn't make much difference, and at the moment he only hated himself for not having the tonnage of sumo wrestlers.
"Not good!"
With Suo Ba's shout, he and Xiao Dunzi were knocked out along with several coffin boards.
Fell so that Suo Ba had a sharp pain in his back, his eyes were full of stars, and the little pier rubbed his ass and called his mother.
Looking at the civet leopard's face was extremely hideous, it looked far more ferocious than before, and it jumped from the coffin to the dust.
It craned its neck and stared at the hapless pair, its mouth wide open, its fangs bared, and it salivated at the meat in front of it.
The old trick of the civet leopard was repeated, and he rubbed his front paws twice on the ground, making a gesture of wanting to pounce.
Suo Ba and Xiao Dunzi were stacked in the corner of the wall and shuddered, secretly thinking about how to deal with it.
After racking their brains, there is nothing to be done, maybe before they can come up with an idea, they may become the belly of the civet leopard, do they really want to be buried in this ancient tomb?
At this critical juncture, suddenly a white light flashed at the entrance of the cave above, and a person jumped down from above, this person was a young man dressed as a Taoist priest.
He was dressed in a white robe, tall and tall, with broad shoulders and a thin waist, clear eyebrows, and a graceful demeanor.
Behind him was a big sword that subdued demons and subdued demons, and his name was "Bauhinia Demon Sweeping Sword." ”
Holding an extra-large wine jar in his hand, is this jade-faced Taoist priest a drunkard?
Suo Ba thought that at this juncture in his life, a life-saving star would fall from the sky, but he didn't expect a drunkard to fall, which couldn't help but make Suo Ba's heart cold.
The white-clothed Taoist priest jumped down without making a sound, reached out and pulled out the red cloth stopper from the mouth of the wine jar, and then threw the red cloth stopper on the ground.
The Taoist priest poured the strong liquor in the jar on the civet leopard, and the strong smell of liquor filled the entire tomb in an instant.
The white-clothed Taoist priest threw away the wine jar casually, and the wine jar was directly shattered.
He reached out and took out the fire fold, which quickly burned with the wind.
I saw the Taoist priest shake his hand and throw this open flame on the civet leopard, this beast is very likely to be smoked by the liquor on his body.
For a while, he was stunned, and he actually forgot to dodge, and the flames quickly spread throughout the entire body of the civet leopard through the wine.
From the Taoist priest entering the tomb to the civet leopard being ignited, a series of actions are like flowing water, without mud and water.
At this moment, the civet leopard has become a big ball of fire, burning it everywhere, "whooping" and screaming.
The voice was terrible, resounding through the tomb, and soon it emitted a pungent smell of burning, which was extremely unpleasant.
The fire tossed around in the chamber for a moment, and finally fell to the ground, no longer struggling.
After a while, the fire was slowly extinguished, and the huge civet leopard was burned to dry branches, and its face was vaguely visible, and it was very painful to die, and the rampant life of the civet leopard came to an end.
Xiao Dunzi let out a sigh and said, "Mother's mother, my grandmother! Do you dare to fight with us? Aren't you looking for the rhythm of death? ”
In fact, Xiao Dunzi still had palpitations, and he had long forgotten that he was only wearing a pair of big flower pants on his lower body, but a cool breeze quietly hit him at the entrance of the cave to remind him.
Xiao Dunzi shuddered, and then tugged down on his shirt with his hand.
He wanted to borrow his short shirt to cover up his ugliness, but it didn't help if the clothes were too small.
Suoba saw Xiao Dunzi's embarrassed expression, so he took off his coat and handed it to Xiao Dunzi.
Xiao Dunzi also took the clothes and hurriedly put them on, this scene Taoist priests saw in their eyes, but pretended to turn a blind eye; Unemotional.
Suo Ba hugged his fists at the Taoist priest and said, "Thank you for your help, if you hadn't appeared in time, I'm afraid my brother would have fed that beast a long time ago." ”
The Taoist priest did not return the salute with his fists, and still had a cold and serious face.
"It's just a gesture, and you don't have to be polite."
The Taoist priest looked very cold and unsmiling.
He only said that he was from Maoshan and his surname was Ruoshui.
Then he flew up and left the tomb first.
It is said that Maoshan is beautiful, quiet and pleasant, winding and undulating.
It is known as the "Eighth Cave Heaven" among the ten major caves of the Taoist holy land, and it is also the thirty-second cave heaven of the thirty-six small caves.
It is also known as the first blessed land among the 72 blessed lands in the world.
This kind of title not only casts a veil of mystery on it, but also attracts many strange people to it.
Maoshan is a Taoist sect originated here, so it is used as a cultivation base, and the Taoist sect that was later carried forward is called "Maoshan Sect", and the world will call its disciples "Maoshan Taoist".
Speaking of Maoshan Taoist priests, all of them seem to have advanced spells to exorcise ghosts, cast talismans, and turn things around, so they are both respectful and awe-inspiring.
The method used is the Maoshan technique, and the Maoshan Taoist priests are famous all over the world because of the Maoshan technique.
Maoshan Shu, a mysterious Taoist technique in Chinese legends, is said to be able to exorcise ghosts and subdue demons after casting spells with paper talismans, which makes people feel awe-inspiring.
At the beginning of Maoshan art, it was also called "Jade Girl Joy Divine Art", and Maoshan art has developed so far, it has been quite mature and has its own teachings.
I heard what Master said, and I had no contact with the people of Maoshan.
Suo Ba thought that the encounter with the Taoist priest of Maoshan was just a short-term coincidence, but he didn't expect it to be a great chance, and there were many unbelievable things to come.
"Oh no, little dunzi, the civet leopard is here again."
Xiao Dunzi suddenly heard Suo Ba's shout, and his face suddenly turned green with fright, and he shook his little short legs and turned around and ran.
He was really in a panic, and he didn't see the wall of the tomb behind him, and his whole big face slammed into the wall.
"Why is there Venus in front of my eyes?"
Xiao Dunzi stood there with unsteady feet, shaking around.
Suoba looked at Xiao Dunzi's unlucky appearance and couldn't help laughing.
"Little dunzi, are you still bragging? Retribution, right? ”
Xiao Dunzi rubbed the forehead of the big green bag, and suddenly realized.
The green bun is the size of a goose egg, and the small pier has two heads, one large and one small.
After Suoba and Xiao Dunzi left the tomb, they climbed up the tree and took off his pee pants.
Later, the two returned to Datun Town, where Maria's tavern had become a grocery store, and Chen Sanshi's paper shop had become a coffin shop.
Everything is wrong, Suo Ba can't help but have a sour nose, and tears turn in his eyes three and a half times.
Soba heard from the townspeople that Maria had been buried by her landlord next to a ditch at the west end of the village.
Suoba bought some paper money, steamed buns and fruits, and led the little dun to Maria's grave to make a simple worship.
Soba thinks he killed Maria, and without him, Maria wouldn't have died at the hands of the corpses.
Suo Ba said sadly: "Maria, don't worry, you died because of me, so I must avenge you." ”
Xiao Dunzi touched his stomach and said, "Starling has to fill his stomach if he wants revenge!" I was so hungry that my stomach was growling, and this old intestine had rebelled. ”
Suo Bajie scolded: "Foodie, you must be the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie." ”
Scolding and scolding, he suddenly felt that his stomach was also deflated.
I had a toss with the civet leopard just now, my physical strength was exhausted, and I didn't know how long I had been lying in that coffin, so it was time to replenish my energy.
So the brothers returned to Datun Town, and when they looked up, the time-honored brand of "Zhang Ji Tavern" hung on the door of the store, one of the eight taverns in Datun Town, and the Lu cuisine of "Zhang Ji Tavern" was a must.
Entered the building and sat down in a high room, and ordered the house dish of roasted sea cucumber with green onions; Bad fish fillet; Braised mullet egg soup and so on.
Suo Ba and Xiao Dunzi rolled up their sleeves; Shake off the cheeks; Flip up the big molars and eat this meal.
The table was like a storm and clouds for a moment, and they were naturally full of wine and food; The ditch is full of trenches.
After filling my stomach, my mood became more and more dull, and I couldn't help but secretly think of the days when I was with Maria!
Although Maria is always yelling at herself, in all fairness, she is still a good person, and she can be regarded as a woman with a knife mouth and a tofu heart.
After getting along for so long, Suoba wanted to have a story with Maria, but the story ended before it began.
Cough! Once gone, the Si people have passed away and are nowhere to be found!
When he was silent, a little song sung by a woman came from outside the window:
"It's easy to be discouraged if the night is too deep, it's easy to misunderstand if you're silent for too long, and your tears are like glasses falling to the ground and shattering again...... A drop will be drunk, a drop will be broken, it is a diamond tear that you don't use a knife to kill......"
The song is sad and ethereal, euphemistic and long.
Suo Ba had never heard this kind of advanced song before, and it sang the feelings between men and women so directly, without being superficial, and there was no lack of gloomy grievances, sadness and sorrow.
Especially the repeated singing at the end, "It's the diamond tears that you don't use a knife to kill," can't help but remind Suoba of the tomb robber with a red beauty mole.
Suoba felt that he had no nostalgia for Datun Town, and staying here would only miss Maria even more.
At the same time, Soba will feel more sorry for himself, so he decides to leave this place full of sentimentality.
The soldiers guarding the city gate all carried a burning stick, and they heard the little dun say that the burning stick was called a gun, and that it could kill people with a hook of their fingers.
Bandits and warlords were all robbing with guns along the way, and Suoba couldn't figure out whether it was a gun or a robbery.
Xiao Dunzi didn't think much of the world, and still talked and laughed, after all, he had taken a gun, fought a war, and saw the current world through Pesoba.
Xiao Dunzi suddenly said: "Starling, I told you a strange story in the world. ”
He rolled his eyes and changed his words: "Forget it, you may not believe it, but you will scold me for talking nonsense." ”
Xiao Dunzi sold the guanzi, opened the topic, and wanted to swallow it back.