Chapter 30: The Great Yanma

When the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and when the mountain is big, there are naturally all kinds of lynx and beasts, and Wang Tianjiao has long been surprised by this.

The man said with a face: "The boss lady is so fragrant!" Is it that a concubine has sent foreign perfume again? ”

Wang Tianjiao smiled and said: "The dead ghost dares to eat the old lady's tofu, the old lady will chop you into meat stuffing tomorrow and make human meat buns, see how can you come out to recruit cats and dogs?" ”

Then there was a string of jumping bean-like laughter from between the red mouth and silver teeth, adding a bit of charm.

Wang Tianjiao was particularly enthusiastic about Suo Ba, more than 100 times more enthusiastic than other guests, and had the intention of throwing her arms and hugging her.

There are secret autumn waves between the eyebrows, and the words are even more frivolous and ambiguous, but Suo Ba is disdainful of this.

Since Xiao Dunzi saw this boss lady, he has revealed his true form, and he is even more in love with Yanma.

It's really a mystery with the left eye; The right eye is blank, and at first glance it is a big pervert.

Suoba said that Wang Tianjiao asked him to touch it, he could not eat or drink for three days, Wang Tianjiao asked him to kiss him, and he could not sleep for three nights.

Is it possible for a person who sleeps like a rice bucket and a dead pig to do it? Don't say that Suo Ba doesn't believe it, and ghosts don't believe it.

Wang Tianjiao opened the registration book, lifted the brush and dipped it twice in the inkstone.

She asked Suoba in a daze, "Yo! What is this little brother's surname? ”

Before Suo Ba answered, Xiao Dunzi said with a smile: "My name is Liu Dezhu, nicknamed Zhuzi." ”

Suoba quipped, "You can just call him Little Dunzi." ”

The big Yanma giggled: "Little dunzi, what a funny name." ”

Saying that, she looked Xiao Dunzi up and down, and said contemptuously: "But the name Xiao Dunzi is quite appropriate, and he looks fat and dun. ”

She burst into another laugh that almost lifted the ceiling.

She glanced at Suo Ba, and then asked, "This little brother, what's your name?" ”

Suo Ba said casually: "Suo Ba." ”

Wang Tianjiao picked her bangs twice with the tip of her pen and said, "Suo Ba? How to write? Is it the lock of the lock, 8 of 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8? ”

At this time, I only heard a voice from outside the door: "Turn around slowly, braised carp." ”

With the shouting, a plate of braised carp came in and placed the plate on the table by the window.

Suo Ba took the opportunity to dodge the hall and sat down on the chair and did not answer the boss's question.

Seeing this, Wang Tianjiao muttered to herself and wrote the words "lock 8" on the register.

Xiao Dunzi glanced at the registration book, and he said with a smile on his face: "The boss's handwriting is not bad!" ”

The proprietress put the brush back on the pen holder, threw the register on the counter, and turned away.

The little dun who was boring sat opposite Suoba, and a pair of lustful eyes were still staring at Wang Tianjiao's plumpness.

Xiao Dunzi ordered a plate of fried peanuts; A plate of dried tofu with sharp peppers, plus a pot of soju.

After a while, the food was served, and the peanuts were a little overfried, exuding a strong burnt smell.

Dried tofu with sharp peppers is not salty or light, and it has no taste.

Xiao Dunzi took a sip of the wine glass, drank a glass of wine, frowned, and put down the chopsticks.

Xiao Dunzi pulled his neck and shouted: "Boss, your cook can't do it!" The peanuts are fried, and the dried tofu with sharp peppers is not salty or light, if I guessed correctly, I should have forgotten to put oil and salt. ”

Wang Tianjiao walked over with a twist: "Oops! I didn't expect you to be a master, you can hold this mouth. ”

Xiao Dunzi said unashamedly: "Master Dunzi doesn't need to eat, when I see you, this is a fool, and you have mixed this wine with water, right?" ”

Wang Tianjiao pinched her waist and gave a thumbs up to Xiao Dunzi and said, "You are the only one of the scorpions!" No one has ever said that I put water in wine! ”

Xiao Dunzi stood up to argue with Wang Tianjiao, but Suo Bayi dragged him to the chair.

Suo Ba glanced at Wang Tianjiao and said: "It's okay to make money, but to make it fairly, your dish is really not authentic, and what you earn is black-hearted money." ”

Maybe I heard the noise outside, and a man dressed as a cook came out from behind.

There is also a big kitchen knife in his hand, which is menacing, as if he is out to play with his life.

Seeing this, Suo Ba threw his chopsticks on the table, and he said sharply to the cook, "Are you a black shop?" What's wrong with going under the knife? ”

Wang Tianjiao glanced back at the cook, and she said sharply to the cook: "Go back to the old lady, you jumped out without stepping on it."

In order to calm things down, Wang Tianjiao dragged the cook into the back kitchen.

Xiao Dunzi took a sip of wine and reached out to grab a handful of peanuts.

He muttered, "Damn, black shop." ”

Suo Ba knocked the bowl of the small pier with chopsticks and said, "Forget it, let's deal with it!" ”

Xiao Dunzi threw a peanut into his mouth, he chewed the peanut and said, "Brother starling, why are you so evil?" First of all, Maria was inexplicably killed by the ugly monster, and then our brothers fell into the tomb in a daze, and then I don't know who threw them into the coffin. ”

Suo Ba said lightly: "Xiao Dunzi shouldn't know, don't break the casserole and ask to the end, it's rare to be confused, it's better to be confused than to understand, come and drink." ”

Suo Ba picked up his wine glass and touched it on Xiao Dunzi's wine glass, and he tilted his neck dry.

Xiao Dunzi picked up the wine glass and said, "Starling, listen to your tone, as if you know everything." ”

Suo Ba sighed and said, "Don't ask, it's all a matter of blocking your heart." ”

Xiao Dunzi said with a smile on his face: "Starling I found that since I beat you and came out of the tomb, it is like a different person, and I am bold, I dare to do it with the civet leopard, I admire you so much." ”

While the two brothers were chatting, the door of the store suddenly opened, and five or six big men came in from outside the door.

These people are all cross-eyebrowed; The murderous one is definitely not a good one at first glance.

The leader is a middle-aged man with a beard on his face, holding a pair of extra-large steel balls in his hand, and the steel balls are constantly circling in the palm of his hand, "gurgling" straight sound; Sparkling.

One of his men, who was good at slapping horses, pulled a chair when he entered the house.

He also deliberately wiped the dust on the chair with his sleeve before inviting his master to sit down.

The bearded man sat on a chair with a shy straw belly, a drooping old face, pouting the mouth of a big catfish, looking around the room with tiger eyes, looking up and down individual diners.

The guys in the store all went to the back kitchen to work, and there was no one in front of them.

Therefore, no one came to greet this uncle, how could this uncle feel comfortable when he received a cold reception?

So he slammed the steel ball in his hand on the table, and the table was shaken with a "click".

Just as a fellow came out with a plate, he hurried to the bearded man.

The job smiled and nodded and said: "Master Lu, you are here, the little one is busy working in the back, I don't know if your boss is not welcome, please forgive me." ”

This person known as Lu Ye wiped his beard with his hand, lifted his eyelids and glanced at the guy.

He sneered and said, "Hmph! Your kid's little mouth can speak, but no matter how good your mouth is, it can't be used as money. ”

At this time, Wang Tianjiao also walked out from behind, and she said as she walked: "Hey! If you can't spend money, what should you be? I said Master Lu, look at what you said, why did you still raise the money, you are not the master who is short of money to spend! ”

Lu Ye said: "Yanma, don't put a high hat on Lu, Lu has collected everyone's protection fees for so many years, of course, no one dares not to pay, but you are the only one who does not pull out a dime!" You're such an iron rooster! ”

Wang Tianjiao shook her handkerchief and said, "It's not that you don't accept it, you can't bear to accept it!" You have always hoeed the strong and helped the weak, and you have taken good care of people like me! ”

Lu Ye said: "Lu is not as noble as you say, even if I can not eat or drink, but I can't let these brothers under me starve!" I'm a rough person and don't like to go around in circles, so let's get straight to the point! It is said that you have an official as a backer in the provincial capital, is it true or false? If there is really that, Lu still won't charge you a penny, if you dare to deceive Lu, then I will smash your prostitution den today. ”

Wang Tianjiao giggled and said, "Master Lu, I'll tell you that!" If there are no three handfuls of Shensha, how dare you turn against Xiqi? If I don't have the ability to reach the sky, how can I support such a big store? Lu Ye, if you are short of silver, you can take it at the counter, if it is not enough, I will add it to you, as long as you can digest it. ”

Wang Tianjiao's eyebrows were upside down when she spoke, and she hid a knife in her smile; There is a needle hidden in the cotton, and there is a little hardness in the words.

Her words suddenly made Lu Ye speechless, and he stood up and led the crowd out of the store.

Wang Tianjiao came to the door in broken steps, she looked at Lu Ye's back and spit out.

She scolded herself in a low voice: "Do you still want to black the old lady's money? The old lady still wants to hack you! You don't pee like a dog, and you are anxious to chop you into meat stuffing and wrap you into buns to feed wild dogs. ”

Wang Tianjiao's spicy energy stunned the people present, but she didn't expect her to send away a group of scoundrels in just a few sentences.

In this troubled autumn, if Wang Tianjiao is a weak woman, she can only drink the northwest wind behind closed doors.

She is more like a gentleman than many gentlemen, which impresses Suoba.

Xiao Dunzi shrank his neck and whispered: "This mother-in-law is really splashy, whoever wants to marry her and sleep in the middle of the night may move her head." ”

Suoba looked at Wang Tianjiao's back and said, "She is either a tigress or a porcelain hen." ”

Xiao Dunzi asked puzzledly: "Brother Starling, what do you mean by this?" I've heard of porcelain roosters, and I've heard of porcelain hens for the first time. ”

Suo Bayi smiled and said: "The big Yanma is a girl, isn't it just a porcelain hen?" The porcelain hen shattered as soon as it fell. ”

Xiao Dunzi pouted and said, "I thought I wouldn't pull out a hair!" ”

Suo Ba nodded and said: "She is really a miser who is a dime a dime, she wants money and doesn't want her life, today she offended those people, don't believe it, that bearded man won't give up." ”

This Shijia town has a main street, which is lined with ancient houses, and the street is basically open for trading.

The town is not noisy during the day, and it is quite quiet at night, so quiet that even the small pier sleeping next door can hear the teeth gritting, farting, and snoring of Suoba clearly.

"Come on! Help me! Come and save my child, someone! ……”

The quiet night was interrupted by sudden shouts, the voice of a woman who yelled hysterically and repeatedly.