Chapter 36: The Chicken Gets Stuck in the Throat

Xiao Dunzi glanced back, and the woman was clinging to a table leg with both hands, and her bewitching body was already shaking.

Wang Tianjiao didn't dare to speak, nor did she dare to move, but stared at the Pangu toad with wide eyes.

If the Pangu toad pounces on her, she closes her eyes and will only wait for death.

Suddenly, Pangu Toad's big ass sat back, and Little Dunzi knew that the next step was for it to bounce up, and then pounce on him.

Sure enough, the Pangu toad suddenly opened its big mouth, and then jumped towards the small dunzi.

Xiao Dunzi was quick and picked up the remaining roast chicken from the table next to him.

This roast chicken basically has no meat, only a bone rack remains, although there is not much meat on it, it is not small.

Xiao Dunzi shouted loudly to the Pangu toad: "The dead toad eats your grandfather Dunzi's magic weapon." ”

There are two reasons why Xiao Dunzi shouted, one is that he wants to scare away the Pangu Toad and at the same time give himself a strong courage, of course, the Pangu Toad is not so timid.

It didn't turn around and run, and Xiao Dunzi's courage naturally didn't grow.

Second, Xiaodunzi wants to use this shout to remind others.

Tell everyone that the Pangu toad is here, what are you sleeping on? Why don't you come out and help me soon, but when?

But he forgot that those people were drunk into a puddle of mud! One slept more than the other, and even if the sky fell, it seemed difficult to wake up.

Xiao Dunzi broke off with a sigh, and he threw the roast chicken in his hand towards the Pangu toad with a wave of his hand.

It's really a coincidence that there is no book, and if God helps, this roast chicken happened to be thrown into the open mouth of the Pangu toad.

The Pangu toad fell to the ground "poof", and it began to spin in circles on the ground, shaking its head, swinging its hips, and tossing constantly.

Xiao Dunzi was so puzzled, he didn't know what tricks this big toad was playing?

After careful observation, Xiao Dunzi saw the clue, it turned out that the chicken skeleton of the branches and branches was actually stuck in the throat fortress of the Pangu toad.

The Pangu toad's big mouth, which even a human swallows, can actually jam a chicken skeleton.

It may be that the chicken bone has pierced its throat, so it can't swallow it for a while.

I saw that the Pangu toad was still tossing endlessly, and it tried to throw out the chicken skeleton stuck in its throat.

But it tossed for a long time to no avail, and the demon beast Pangu Toad was so tired that he was panting and lay on the ground.

After its throat was blocked, the Pangu Toad's eyes widened, and bloodshot filled the roots of its white eyes.

The little dun after the crooked beating immediately came to his senses, and the fat guy began to get carried away, and he circled around the Pangu toad with his hands behind his back.

In fact, the Pangu toad was hit, but the little dun blind cat met the dead mouse.

I never thought that this roast chicken would play such a big role, and it could actually block the throat of this toad.

Since Wang Tianjiao didn't dare to look directly at the Pangu toad, she had already lowered her head deeply at this moment.

As for the roast chicken that flew out of the small dunzi, she naturally didn't see it.

Xiao Dunzi said in a proud tone: "It's okay, it's okay, I've told you many times, you don't have to be afraid of anything with my Dunzi in you." ”

Wang Tianjiao raised her head and looked at the Pangu toad, only to see that the behemoth was still on the ground with its mouth open, staring at a pair of toad eyes, shaking its head and tail, and muffling "hum".

Wang Tianjiao's face was full of doubts, and she asked Xiao Dunzi with a crying voice, "What's going on?" Am I still alive? ”

Xiao Dunzi said unashamedly: "Master Dunzi will subdue it after dividing it by two in three times, and it only takes a chicken skeleton to clean it up." ”

The Pangu toad was still trying to vomit out the chicken skeleton, so that it was jumping wildly again, and it would soon suffocate to death.

Xiao Dunzi boasted to his goddess, "Wow! The big mouth that can swallow a big living person alive, and today he can't even swallow a roast chicken, it's really a damn ghost that Hua Tuo can't keep in his life! What do you think? Or is the dun master capable? I showed such a small hand, and I subdued this brute, and the big Yanma, believe it or not, you can't believe it for a while, and you will suffocate this turtle grandson. ”

Hearing Xiao Dunzi say this, Wang Tianjiao knew that she hadn't been eaten yet, but she still didn't believe it, so she pinched her thigh with her hand.

Wang Tianjiao shouted: "Oh mom! It's so hard, it hurts, ah! I still feel pain, it seems that I am really alive, little dunzi, you are so powerful. ”

Wang Tianjiao couldn't suppress her excitement, it turned out that being alive in death would make people so excited.

Wang Tianjiao hugged Xiao Dunzi's big pumpkin head with both hands, and kissed Xiao Dunzi on the forehead with her super sexy big thick lips.

Just kiss it! actually left a king-size lip print on the shiny brain of the small dunzi.

Xiao Dunzi was stimulated by this sudden return, and he didn't know what to do for a while?

The king-sized lip print was not willing to be erased, and it remained on his head for three days and three nights.

Even in order to keep this happiness for a little longer, he didn't bother to wash his face for half a month.

From time to time, he muttered his name: "Liu can live - keep it." ”

This happiness came so suddenly for Xiao Dunzi that he didn't even have the slightest mental preparation.

Xiao Dunzi thought to himself: "Could it be that the big Yanma was impressed by the bravery of the Lord Dunzi?" Well! My little dun can also be regarded as a talent, brave and strategic, she loves me as a matter of course, as the saying goes, beauties love heroes! ”

Xiao Dunzi, who was too excited, actually danced with his hands, pulled his voice with incomplete tones, and sang a Sichuan nursery rhyme that people didn't understand, which was really ugly, but he felt good about himself.

"Zhang hits the iron, Li hits the iron, and sends the scissors to my sister. My sister left me to rest, I didn't rest, I rested at the foot of the bridge. There is a flower snake at the foot ......of the bridge, which bites my ear into two halves, and when I go back, my father and mother also sigh, and I can't live in my heart."

Xiao Dunzi's half-hung nursery rhyme was learned from his Sichuan comrade-in-arms, and he learned it indecently, just like a foreigner who has just learned to speak Chinese, and his tongue is hard, and the people in the Northeast can't understand it, and the Sichuan people can't understand it.

Xiao Dunzi's jumping and jumping behavior completely angered the Pangu Toad.

The Pangu toad squirted out the chicken skeleton with a roar, and the chicken skeleton fell to Xiao Dunzi's feet, and Xiao Dunzi was completely dumbfounded when he saw it.

Dead winter melon regrets this in my heart! Just now, when it was stuck in its throat, it should have pulled the Yanma to slip away, it was really happy and sad!

It's good that the Pangu toad was not choked to death, but he was in danger.

From Pangu Toad's eyes, it can be seen that a new round of attack is about to begin, and it will be more violent; It's even more brutal.

At this time, Suo Ba arrived when he heard the sound, and in the past few days, Suo Ba has been sleeping in his clothes.

Sleep with one eye open; Prick up one ear, for fear that something will happen again.

Lying on the bed, Suoba heard a "pop" at first, and then heard the little pier singing and dancing.

I thought that Xiao Dunzi was drunk and playing drunk, but he originally intended to come over and drink to stop Xiao Dunzi.

Don't let his noise disturb other people's dreams, how did Suoba come to the window and find that the window had become tattered, Suoba guessed that something must have happened.

Therefore, Suo Ba flew up and kicked open the door and strode into the hall.

Seeing Pangu Toad standing opposite Xiao Dunzi and Wang Tianjiao, Xiao Dunzi's legs trembled, and Wang Tianjiao was already sitting at the table, like a puddle of mud.

Suo Ba handed the dagger to his left hand, and freed his right hand to pick up a wooden stool.

With a "whoosh" swish, the wooden bench was smashed towards the Pangu toad, and because the Pangu toad had its back to Suoba, the wooden bench really smashed on its leprosy back.

Immediately, the wooden bench was torn apart on the back of the Pangu Toad, and the Pangu Toad immediately turned to face Suo Ba after it was smashed.

Its eyes on Suo Ba's hatred were deeper than anyone else's, its two huge round eyes were full of red bloodshots, and its long tongue stretched and contracted, provoking Suo Ba.

Suo Ba hurriedly said to Xiao Dunzi: "Xiao Dunzi, go find Mr. Shan, you tell him that the plan is in advance." ”

"Okay."

Xiao Dunzi agreed, and pulled Wang Tianjiao out from the Pangu Toad, but the Pangu Toad just glanced at them and did not move.

Suo Ba and Pangu Toad looked at each other, and neither of them took action, which was very angry for the creditors of the previous life, and the reunion in this life.

The Pangu Toad has been cultivating for at least a few hundred years, and it won't take long for it to become a climate.

Suo Ba only felt that it was aspiring, and the aura was like a cold current emanating from its body.

If it hadn't been so heavy, it would have faded from that stinky skin long ago.

Forced Suo Ha to take half a step back, but even so, Suo Hachi still felt a little cold.

Suo Ba waited for an opportunity to fly out of the window, and the Pangu toad kicked on its hind legs, and then rushed out.

Suoba ran desperately on the street, and behind his ears came the sound of "bang bang ......", which was the sound of the Pangu toad jumping.

The voice came from far to near, and Suo Ba slightly turned his face to the side, and looked at it with his peripheral vision.

The Pangu toad had almost reached his heels, and Suoba's heart twitched, and the palm of the hand holding the dagger was sweating.

In order to prevent the Pangu toad from jumping forward, Suo Ba ran a serpentine route.

The serpentine route is the most elusive, and it is common in the animal kingdom, such as a deer being hunted by a leopard.

With the speed and endurance of a deer, if it runs in a straight line, a leopard can pounce on it with a big jump.

But if you run around the corner, the leopard will not be able to touch it, and some leopards may not be able to catch the deer if they vomit blood.

When Suoba encounters a tree or a house, he circles around it, so that the distance is widened.

After running for a bag of cigarettes, Suoba finally ran to the head of Shijia Bridge as planned.

He jumped onto the Shijia Bridge with an arrow step, and in the blink of an eye he ran to the cross-section.

He looked back and saw that the Pangu toad had also gone up the bridge.

Suo Ba somersaulted from the bridge and went off the bridge, and the Pangu toad also followed behind Suo Ba and pounced on Suo Ba like a hungry tiger.

The Pangu Toad stretched out its long tongue, and its long tongue almost touched Suoba's body.

If he was really accidentally caught by its long tongue, it rolled the long tongue back again, and Suo Bake would fall into the big mouth of the Pangu toad, and the gods would not be able to save him at that time.

At this critical moment, Shan Ruoshui, who was hidden under the bridge, rose up.