Chapter 44 Zhu Bajie carries his daughter-in-law
Suo Ba stared at the man in white, and then whispered to Xiao Dunzi, "You pay attention to the surroundings." ”
Suo Ba's meaning asked Xiao Dunzi to observe the point, and if he found an ambush, he would take the man in white as a hostage.
Wang Tianjiao was so tired in the back that she couldn't walk, so she played tricks with Xiao Dunzi and asked him to carry herself.
Xiao Dunzi was so worn by Wang Tianjiao that she had no choice but to carry her on her back, this time Wang Tianjiao was very comfortable on Xiao Dunzi's chubby back!
actually sang a happy song, and the little dun was so uneasy to listen to!
"Lang Ah Lang carried his bride on his back, returned to my Lang's house and entered the cave room, the red candle in the cave room illuminated the red bed, there was a pair of mandarin duck pillows on the bed, a pair of embroidered shoes on the ground, and the lover brother on the bed loved his pretty bride......"
Xiao Dunzi tilted his neck and looked at Wang Tianjiao, saying that he was lifting him by crooking his neck, but in fact, this dwarf winter melon had no neck at all.
I have said before that the part of his body is actually a pumpkin squatting on a large winter melon, which is no exaggeration.
Xiao Dunzi grinned, revealing a mouth full of black sesame teeth.
He swished and said to Wang Tianjiao: "What do you think we look like?" ”
Wang Tianjiao said: "Hmph! You must not be holding back any good fart, what do you say? Say a nasty word, and the old lady will pull off your pig's ears and drink it. ”
As she spoke, she stretched out her jade hand and grabbed Xiao Dunzi's big fat ear, but she didn't use any force, just pinched it gently.
Xiao Dunzi said with a wicked smile: "If you want to screw me, I will throw you away, let you stay with that general, do you believe it or not?" lest the general and his old man be lonely, and the lonely army mountain will no longer be called the lonely army mountain. ”
The big Yanma glanced at Xiao Dunzi and asked, "What's that called?" ”
Xiao Dunzi said: "Husband - wife - mountain." ”
Wang Tianjiao might be afraid that Xiao Dunzi would really throw her away, so she slowly let go of the hand holding Xiao Dunzi.
Wang Tianjiao raised her eyebrows and asked Xiao Dunzi: "Then what do you say we are like?" ”
"Like Zhu Bajie carrying a daughter-in-law."
Xiao Dunzi laughed out loud after speaking, as if he was taking advantage of it, but in fact, he was just happy and happy, and he didn't even catch a single hair.
Wang Tianjiao patted Xiao Dunzi's chest with her slender jade hand, and looked at the back of Xiao Dunzi's head with sharp eyes.
She said softly: "Zhu Bajie is really a Zhu Bajie, the old trick with fat head and big ears is rare, if you want to say that you can only think about carrying a daughter-in-law, you can only marry an old sow." ”
Xiao Dunzi was angry this time, he didn't say a word, he let go of his body and wanted to throw Wang Tianjiao to the ground.
Unexpectedly, Wang Tianjiao suffered a loss last time, so she took precautions this morning.
She felt that as soon as Xiao Dunzi's hand was released, it must have fallen her, so she jumped down first.
Xiao Dunzi didn't succeed this time, after Wang Tianjiao's feet landed, she stood there laughing, and the two rows of big white teeth flashed straight after her big mouth opened.
Wang Tianjiao pinched her waist with both hands, and said with a smug face: "Little dunzi, you don't want to fall the old lady again, you dare to ask the old lady for this little trick, you pout your ass and the old lady will know what kind of shit you have?" ”
Xiao Dunzi defended: "It's clear that you sang it yourself, Lang Ah Lang carried his bride on his back, and when he returned to Lang's house, he entered the cave room, why are you still strange for me?" ”
Wang Tianjiao flicked her sleeves: "I'm not singing to you, you dead winter melon, you make yourself amorous fart?" ”
Xiao Dunzi blushed and stared at the big eyes and said: "Big Yanma, you remember, your grandfather Dunzi will carry you again, I am such a big one, with flowers on my back, and I often go to the river to climb the sand when I have nothing to do." ”
As he spoke, he gestured an oval with his two hands, and his five fingers crawled around like the legs of an animal.
Wang Tianjiao laughed and said, "You mean that you are the eighth king?" How can you not even be a daughter-in-law? At present, you are not qualified to be the eighth king! ”
Xiao Dunzi was stunned by the sharp-toothed Wang Tianjiao, and he was so anxious that beads of sweat the size of beans appeared in his brain.
Xiao Dunzi thinks that his usual mouth is not stupid, why is he defeated as soon as he fights with the Yanma?
This crazy woman is really not easy to mess with, meat and vegetables are not taboo, she is really a bastard, and she can't take advantage of the little dun here.
Xiao Dunzi whispered to himself: "Hey! I can't straighten my waist in front of Yanmar, I really lose my grandmother's face! ”
Suo Ba turned around and suddenly shouted at them: "What are you two rubbing?" Don't keep up yet. ”
When Suo Ba turned around again, and saw that the man in white was gone, why was his body so fast? In a blink of an eye, Mrs. Gong disappeared out of thin air.
At this time, Suopa noticed a white fox on the mound not far away, and was standing there watching them.
As soon as Suo Ba was about to approach the white fox, the white fox turned around and burrowed into a denser forest next to him, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
Soba had an epiphany! Arctic fox? The man in white? It turns out that the man in white is the white fox who changed.
Suo Ba condemned himself in the depths of his heart, he really lived the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain!
The man in white is obviously a fox fairy who has become an immortal, and now he has turned into a human form to clear the clouds and see the sun for them, and he has come here to guide them.
And what a sin is it to be jealous of others?
At this time, Suo Basan's eyes suddenly lit up, and at the same time, the fog also dissipated.
Their hearts also opened up, and in this way, the three of them were led out of the terrifying maze by the white fox.
Suoba pious bowed three times to the place where the white fox disappeared, on the one hand to the white fox to repent, on the other hand, to thank the white fox for his hard work as a guide for them along the way.
Xiao Dunzi asked Suo Ba in surprise: "Starling brother, have you fallen into evil?" Who are you worshipping? ”
Suo Ba said in a low voice: "That person just now is the White Fox Fairy, he came to help us, but we are still suspicious of him, it's really a sin." ”
Wang Tianjiao stared at Suo Bawang with round eyes, and asked leisurely, "How can there be a white fox?" That's right, what about the people just now? ”
Suoba said: "You two are flirting and scolding, how can you still pay attention to this." ”
Xiao Dunzi slapped his brain, and exclaimed like a dream: "Ah! I say, how does he wear a fur coat? It turned out to be a fox that had only become a climate. ”
Suoba said, "Okay, okay, you two don't stop here." ”
Xiao Dunzi knelt on the ground in the direction where the white fox disappeared, and kowtowed three times reverently.
He folded his hands and said: "Grandpa Fox Fairy, Xiao Dunzi has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, offended your old man, you have the guts, the prime minister grows cabbage in his stomach, don't be like me." ”
Suoba said: "It's useless for you to knock on the little dunzi, your fox fairy grandfather is a grudge against you, and he will give you a dream when he turns around, and he will take off your big head and drink in the dream." ”
Xiao Dunzi shook his head and said, "That can't be, you think that other people's immortal families are like you!" Surely there will be retribution. ”
The three of them continued to walk a little more on the mountain road, and the sun was already sinking in the west.
At this time, a dilapidated wooden house appeared at the foot of the mountain, and the whole house was made of logs, and the wooden house had doors and were unlocked.
Soba called twice outside the hut, but when there was no response, he pushed the door and entered.
Looking around, the wooden house has no windows, it is transparent everywhere, and the wind comes from all sides, so that it does not block the snow in winter and does not cover the rain in summer.
Although the house is not large, it is fully equipped, with a kang for sleeping, an earthen stove for cooking, and two large vats next to the earthen stove.
Xiao Dunzi asked suspiciously: "How can there be a wooden house in this barren mountain and wilderness?" Where people don't come, is it a ghost dwelling? ”
Suo Ba said half-jokingly: "There are people who live, no one lives in ghosts, and the same is true for ordinary people's homes, after a long time, no one lives at home, and ghosts should come to spend the night." ”
Xiao Dunzi was born timid, and when he heard Suo Ba say this, he saw sweat on his head again.
He hurriedly asked, "Brother Starling heard you say that it was strange and scary, I think we should hurry up, right?" ”
Suopa said, "Aren't you tired and hungry?" Let's take a break here! ”
Wang Tianjiao pointed to the two jars next to the stove, and she said softly: "There are two jars there, there should be water in one jar, and rice in one mouth." ”
Xiao Dunzi was still angry after being teased by Wang Tianjiao just now, and as soon as Wang Tianjiao spoke, he wanted to say a few words.
He said indignantly: "You are the best at nonsense, can you not fool around, and there is still a mouthful of water?" Rice in one bite? You're hungry, aren't you? Who was so kind to give you food and drink? Unless you hell didn't you see if anyone had a wild man for you? ”
Xiao Dunzi came to the vat as he spoke, and he opened a vat with his hand and looked at it.
Xiao Dunzi was dumbfounded, what the hell, there was really water in the tank.
He opened another jar, and damn it was filled with coarse rice.
Xiao Dunzi rubbed the eyes of the big toad and looked at it carefully, yes!
So he looked at Suo Ba with questioning eyes, Suo Ba looked at the two cylinders, he spread his hands to show that he couldn't give him an answer, and Xiao Dunzi looked at Wang Tianjiao with the same eyes.
Xiao Dunzi scratched the pumpkin head, and he asked Wang Tianjiao, "What's going on with the big Yanma?" How can there be these things in these barren mountains and mountains? ”
Xiao Dunzi is eager to know the truth, in fact, Suo Ba also wants to know, Suo Ba has never encountered this kind of thing, and he is also full of curiosity.
Suo Ba asked Wang Tianjiao, "What's going on?" ”
Wang Tianjiao said slowly: "Don't make a fuss, you two, this is the usual practice of hunters, there are many wooden houses like this in the deep mountains and old forests in the northeast, and they are all built by hunters spontaneously." Anyone can eat and drink here, and whoever has extra rice when they leave; Dry food or prey will be left behind for the next hunter to pass by. This has become a rule, and everyone follows it. ”
Suo Ba asked Wang Tianjiao, "Boss Wang, why do you know so much about these?" ”
Wang Tianjiao blinked her big eyes, she said to Suo Ba: "I grew up in the Northeast, my grandfather and my father are hunters, I listened to what they told me, I didn't expect that today we actually met such a wooden house, it can be regarded as God treats us well, today we can have a hot meal......
At this time, there was a chaotic roar outside, and Wang Tianjiao was so frightened that she immediately hid behind Suo Ba and Xiao Dunzi and stopped talking.
The roaring outside intensified from far and near.
This cry is supposed to be the howl of many wild beasts, the sounds of fighting, chasing, running, etc., mixed together.