Chapter 50: The Fruit of Wonders
About two miles away from Hu Liuye's house, there is a river, the waterway is not wide, the water flows very gently, but the river is very turbid.
People with fishing experience are looking for such a turbid river to fish, the more turbid the water means that there are more fish in it, "fishing in troubled water" is this reason, but only drinking to quench thirst to find a clear water source.
Hu Liuye took off his worn cloth shoes, rolled up his trousers high, raised his legs and walked down the river lightly.
At this time, he began to prepare to fish with a fishing knife, and the temperature of the river water in this season was just right for people to enter the water, neither hot nor cold, and he felt very comfortable.
Hu Liuye was afraid of alarming the fish under the water, so he stood still in place, staring at the surface of the water with his eyes, observing the movement underwater.
Holding the wooden pole of the fish with both hands, he scooped up the rod when the fish swam in, I don't know who will be the first unlucky ghost under his fish?
Fishing is a tedious thing in the eyes of outsiders, and only fishermen enjoy it.
Xiao Dunzi looked at it for a while, and naturally felt that it was not interesting, so he began to look east and west.
Not far from him was a tree that drew his gaze.
The tree looked like a pine, the leaves were very sparse, and a few red fruits hung on the tree and were crumbling.
Xiao Dunzi ran over and picked two fruits, which were the size of oranges, red and transparent, and the seeds inside could be clearly seen.
There are also some irregular yellow spots on the red surface of the fruit, which makes people drool at first sight.
He opened his mouth and stuffed the fruit into his mouth, just about to close his teeth and bite it.
I heard Hu Liuye standing by the river, pulling his neck and shouting, "Don't eat, you don't want your life?" The fruit is not to be eaten. ”
Xiao Dunzi was cut off by Hu Liuye, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and the fruit also fell to the ground.
He ran back to Hu Liuye with another fruit, wanting to ask Hu Liuye why he came out.
Xiao Dunzi asked Hu Liuye puzzledly: "Hu Liuye is such a good fruit, why can't it eat it?" ”
He rolled his eyes and said, "Do you think you're going to take it off and sell it for money?" ”
Hu Liuye smiled and said, "What do you sell?" I tell you why you can't eat it, this fruit is poisonous, it has two names, one is called lice fruit, the man eats it like there are countless lice crawling on the body, the more he scratches it, the more itchy it gets, until he is scratched into a blood gourd, and finally dies of blood loss, and there is also a name......"
At this point, the old man stopped, and swallowed again halfway through his words.
Xiao Dunzi asked, "What's that name?" ”
Hu Liuye stroked his beard and said: "There is also a name called aphrodisiac fruit, and some people call it the flower fruit, this flower fruit!" ……”
The old man swallowed and vomited, and the little pier was in a hurry.
He hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with the flower fruit?" You say! You're going to kill me. ”
Hu Liuye then continued: "It is said that it is an aphrodisiac flower fruit, as the name suggests, it has the effect of promoting flowers, as long as the woman eats one, she will be cranky, and the woman will be hot and dry at that time,...... Belch! It will be tossed to death, and only a man can cure the poison of this fruit. ”
"How do men detoxify?"
Xiao Dunzi's curiosity became even greater, and he grew his mouth and waited for Hu Liuye to answer.
Hu Liuye said: "What are you doing in such detail, don't have any bad ideas, you don't want to throw away that harmful thing." ”
Xiao Dunzi immediately understood that nature is really wonderful! There are such strange things in the world.
He wanted to keep one, but due to Hu Liuye's deterrence, he hesitated and threw the fruit away.
After catching two big fish, Hu Liuye broke off a willow branch from the willow tree and pierced one end of the willow branch through the gills on the side of the fish.
This end of the branch comes out of the fish's mouth, and then the branches are tied together in a knot.
The fish is out of the water and thirsty for oxygen, so its mouth is always struggling to open and close.
Xiao Dunzi took the fish in his hand, Hu Liuye walked in front, and Xiao Dunzi deliberately kept a distance from him.
The way back happened to pass under the flower-promoting fruit tree, and Xiao Dunzi quickly dragged two fruits with his hands and secretly carried them in his clothes.
A wicked smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, this kid's bad water had already come out.
Xiao Dunzi has no good ideas, but there are many bad ideas, and it is a bad idea in the blink of an eye.
Back then, he was a well-known bad deed bag in the warlord's team, and later he was beaten for it, and he was slightly restrained.
That night, Hu Liuye cooked a large pot of venison for Suo Ba and them, stewed two big fish, and took out a jar of old wine.
The meat is really delicious, the wine is really delicious, and at the dinner table, Hu Liuye told the three guests a lot about his hunting experience.
When it comes to the highlights, he clapps and applauds, and when he talks about the sadness, he cries and laughs like a psychopath.
Suo Ba only listened, and rarely spoke. The pumpkin of the little dun doesn't know what to think about in his head? He is good at interjecting and he doesn't interject anymore.
Wang Tianjiao asked Hu Liuye if she knew her distant relatives? Probably because of his peers, Hu Liuye really knew each other.
It's a pity that, according to Hu Liuye, Wang Tianjiao's distant relatives have long been shot to death by the blind bear, and his family is nowhere to be found, some say that they died of starvation, and some say that they died of the plague.
Anyway, there is no one alive and no corpse dead, so Wang Tianjiao is not sad, and she is silent for a while.
After everyone was full of wine and food, Wang Tianjiao slept in the West House by herself.
Because the East House is big, Suo Ba and Xiao Dunzi live with Hu Liuye. And Biaozi lives in a cave as usual, and that cave is his permanent home.
Xiao Dunzi changed his normality, and he didn't lie down and slammed Zhou Gong, but lay down next to Suo Ba and tossed for a long time and didn't fall asleep.
Suo Ba shook the small pier with his hand and asked in a low voice, "Why are you tossing and not sleeping?" Why did you eat too much meat and hold on? ”
Xiao Dunzi said with a deflated stomach: "Starling, my stomach hurts, and it hurts so much, it seems that I want to make a stomach trouble, so I have to go out to the thatched house." ”
Suo Ba scolded in a low voice: "Guy who has no interest, seeing the delicious food that is dead, this is breaking his belly, right?" ”
Xiao Dunzi didn't argue with Suo Ba, he got up and put on his clothes and ran out.
Hu Liuye was so drunk that he slept soundly, but Xiao Dunzi didn't wake him up.
Suopa was also tired and sleepy, so as soon as he turned over, he fell asleep again.
Wang Tianjiao, who slept in the Westinghouse, was still a little sad because she knew the bad news of her relatives, so she recalled the past and was not sleepy.
She was sitting on the kang in a daze with a kerosene lamp, when Xiao Dunzi pushed the door and came in.
Wang Tianjiao hurriedly covered the quilt on her body, and she asked in surprise: "You don't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing here?" ”
Xiao Dunzi walked over with a hippie smile and said, "See what good things I brought you?" ”
As he spoke, he took out the two flower-inducing fruits from his inner bosom and handed them to the big Yanma.
The flower-inducing fruit originally attracted attention, and it was even more lovely in the trance of the kerosene lamp, where did Wang Tianjiao know that this was a poisonous fruit.
There are many things in the world that look perfect on the surface, but there are flaws and mysteries hidden inside.
There are many beautiful wild fruits and mushrooms that are highly poisonous, and there are many people who seem to be kind but are extremely sinister.
Maybe there is a murderous weapon hidden behind his smile, and he will kill someone between smiles.
Wang Tianjiao was very happy to see such a lovely and beautiful fruit, and she immediately stretched out her hands and took it.
She was full of curiosity and asked Xiao Dunzi, "Xiao Dunzi, what is this?" It's really pretty. ”
Xiao Dunzi pretended to be a mysterious and said: "This is a rare fruit, there is no Lingxiao Treasure Hall in the sky, and the people in the Bauhinia City in the world can't eat it, it is said that it is scarcer than the peach of the Queen Mother, it blooms in eight thousand years, bears fruit in eight thousand years, eats it and can live thirty-six thousand, I spent a lot of effort to find it for you, it is fragrant and sweet, but it is delicious, you eat it quickly!" ”
Wang Tianjiao glanced at Xiao Dunzi and said, "Come on!" Xiaodunzi, you fool me, how can there be such a magical fruit in the world, it won't be a poisonous fruit, right? Recently, there are always some people who want to harm the palace, you don't have any fancy intestines, and you also want to harm the palace, right? ”
Xiao Dunzi pouted and said, "Return to the palace?" Do you think you're the queen mother? The Qing Dynasty is gone, and now the Republic of China is now, what about you returning to the palace? If this is in the Great Qing Kingdom, just your own palace can punish your nine clans. ”
Wang Tianjiao stared at Xiao Dunzi with suspicious eyes, and looked at Xiao Dunzi straight hair.
She hesitated and asked, "Xiao Dunzi, do you really have this kind heart?" ”
Xiao Dunzi pretended to snatch the flower fruit from Wang Tianjiao's hand, and said: "If you don't eat it, forget it, treat my kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs, you are really a dog biting Lu Dongbin and don't know the hearts of good people, you don't eat me." ”
After saying that, Xiao Dunzi took the fruit and turned around to leave, but he just turned around and didn't take a step.
Wang Tian said anxiously: "Hey! I eat the little dunzi, I eat, I really don't have any fruit that I haven't eaten, and this fruit has not only never been eaten, I have never seen it, give it to me! Let me try it, so be it! One for each of us. ”
Xiao Dunzi couldn't wait to say: "I've eaten, these two are specially reserved for you, you can eat quickly!" Eat now, don't be seen by the black guy of the bear, or you won't be able to eat. ”
Wang Tianjiao was a little flattered, looked at Xiao Dunzi, and saw that Xiao Dunzi looked at himself with sincerity, wouldn't he live up to his good intentions if he didn't eat it, and he was really greedy to look at this fruit.
So I took a bite, well! Sure enough, it was sweet, so I ate it in a big gulp.
I saw Xiao Dunzi covering his stomach and shouting softly: "Oops! Why does my stomach really hurt? Give it a boost. ”
Wang Tianjiao asked in surprise, "What's wrong with you?" Did you eat this fruit? ”
Xiao Dunzi thought to himself that I didn't eat any fruit at all, I must have been retributed for lying to the starling just now.
What a newspaper from the present world! No, I'm going to have to go to the pit and I'm going to have to come back right away.
I can't delay my good deeds, and if the cooked duck flies, the loss will be great.
Thinking of this, Xiao Dunzi ran out with his stomach covered, first, he was in a hurry to come back, and secondly, he was afraid that if he walked slowly, he would pull his trouser pockets and get bigger.
Xiao Dunzi ran out to do the reincarnation of grains, so naturally there is no need to repeat it.
Speaking of Wang Tianjiao alone, the more she eats, the more delicious it becomes, she eats the first one and the second one, and it will be bad after both of them are eaten.
According to what Hu Liuye said, it is amazing to eat one, and the consequences of eating two in a row can be imagined.
Wang Tianjiao only felt that the heat was unbearable, her heart and liver were like thousands of ants crawling around, her whole body was extremely itchy, it was getting worse, and her body was burning like a fire, and she couldn't control it.
The feeling drove her crazy, and she ran out of the house like crazy and circled the yard a few times.
She ran into Biaozi's cave after three rounds, and Biaozi was lying on the ground and sleeping.
Don't look at the usual Wang Tianjiao who dares to say anything, that doesn't mean that she can do anything, on the surface she looks like a frivolous and proprietress, but in her bones she is very clean.
Since the death of her bad old man, she had never had any misdeeds with any man.
It's not that she keeps festivals for the bad old man, it's just that she is arrogant, and ordinary men naturally can't get into her eyes.
For those who want to take advantage, she sneers even more, out of livelihood and can't offend them, so only soldiers will block the water and cover the earth.
In this way, Wang Tianjiao relied on her superiority to shuttle among the wolves but could not hurt half a hair, which is called mud and not stained, right?
Today, because of the small pier, it was broken, but Biaozi picked up a big bargain in a daze.