Chapter 60: The Bear Monster War
This man looks like a human and a bear, and he grins like a monster.
The one with a crocodile mouth but three heads, and a body full of thorns, but not a hedgehog.
He looked at it strangely, it looked at him curiously.
The monster thought to himself, what is this? How is it different from those people?
Three points like a person and seven points like a bear, black and dirty, scary and disgusting to look at.
It's really a little ghost who is afraid of the wicked, and the water monster may be a little afraid of Biaozi's appearance, so it waved its three big heads and took two steps back.
Seeing that the water monster was discouraged, Biaozi couldn't help laughing, his big mouth opened like a big hippopotamus, and he smiled to reveal a mouth full of big yellow teeth, and his mouth was so big that he could even see his throat and eyes.
Biao Zi said innocently: "What's the matter? I'm afraid! I'm going to stab you with a gun haha......"
Xiao Dunzi didn't fight when he saw Biaozi's anger, I really don't know how the Yanma could get down that night?
actually kissed his big stinky mouth, and did that shameless thing.
There is no high mountain to show the depression, this black guy compared with my little dunzi, his little dun has become a beautiful man, and his little dun wins when he chooses one of the two!
It's a pity that I was confused that night, why did I have a stomach upset? This stomach trouble made the black blind fool pick up a big leak.
What a pity, my Yanma yo! A very good cabbage actually made the pig arch.
No, it's a piece of fat that makes the bear blind lick it, and it's disgusting to think about.
Biao Zi tapped the water monster with the tip of his gun, and he said to the water monster in a rough voice: "What-? Are you afraid of me? Then get out of here – get out! Otherwise, I will destroy you. ”
The monster opened its big mouth in the middle, and it responded with a howl, and shook three big heads at the same time, meaning I'm afraid of you bird balls!
Xiao Dunzi has always been the master who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, and he is a bad thing bag from the bones.
He wished that Biaozi had a mistake, and it was better to let the water monster swallow him in one bite, or tear him apart with three mouths, so as to solve the "hatred of taking his wife." ”
People are selfish, especially when it comes to women, and it's not surprising to be fair that Xiao Dunzi has such thoughts.
Xiao Dunzi pinched his waist and shouted, "I said, black blind man, what are you standing there calling for?" If you have the ability, you can kill him, if you are afraid, come back, your grandfather will go up for you, you will pull his neck and shout with him, can he understand? If you have the ability, you go up and stab him to death. ”
Xiao Dunzi's trick is called the radical method, wanting to force Biaozi to go out and fight the water monster to the death.
Biaozi is a man with well-developed limbs and a simple mind, and to put it mildly, he does not fully possess the human mind.
He grew up eating bear breast milk, and was "educated" by bears in the stage of intellectual development, and learned all the habits and ways of thinking of bears.
Strictly speaking, most of him is still a bear, which can be regarded as a human-bear community!
How could he, who is half human and half bear, know that this little mound is doing evil? So as soon as Xiao Dunzi provoked him, he immediately became angry, raised his big gun and smashed it at the water monster.
When the water monster saw the gun smashed down, it didn't dodge, one was an iron gun, the other was as hard as steel armor, and it was hard, only to hear a loud noise, and smashed out a spark flying around.
The shock made Biaozi's mouth numb, and he thought to himself, what is this? Why is it so hard?
Xiao Dunzi stood on the dirt slope and watched Biao Zi fight the water monster, no matter who loses or wins, it is beneficial to Xiao Dunzi.
If Biaozi was eaten by the Tianchi water monster, it was regarded as revenge for him, if Biaozi stabbed the water monster to death, they were all safe, in short, this battle was beneficial and harmless.
Xiao Dunzi stood on the dirt slope and pulled his neck and shouted loudly: "The black blind man kills it, it's up to you today, you can't lose." Hurry up! Black blind man, are you stupid standing with a hammer? ”
Xiao Dunzi can't do anything else, but this broken mouth is very capable, and he can tell people to death.
Biaozi listened to Xiao Dunzi's flickering, picked up his spear and swept towards the water monster.
But the water monster would not give him another chance, and it opened three large mouths to pounce on Biaozi.
Xiao Dunzi shouted loudly again: "Don't retreat, big black blind man!" Hurry up, you melon baby, go on! Pierce it to death......"
I saw that the big mouth in the middle of the water monster happened to hold the gun that Biaozi swept over, and it was too late for Biaozi to drag it back.
The mouth of the water monster is too big, and the black guy dragged it twice but didn't pull it out, and the tiger man has a tiger temper, so he simply didn't drag it.
Biao Zi spread his legs, clenched the iron rod of the gun with both hands, and with a force on both arms, the limbs of the giant water monster slowly left the ground.
Biaozi added a lot of strength, and the water monster was actually lifted up by this tiger man.
It's really hard to lose! After the water monster was lifted, Biao Zi's bull's eyes were round, and with another force, the water monster was thrown out.
Due to the excessive force, the water monster's entire body hit the mountain wall two feet away, and the mountain wall collapsed into countless fragments and fell in pieces.
After the water monster landed, it lay motionless on all fours on the ground, and everyone thought that the water monster must have been thrown to death.
The stones have been smashed by the water monster, will it still come back to life? Unless it's a fairy.
Everyone cheered, and a few Zhuang Ding held up the biaozi and threw it upward, and finally threw it up after a lot of waste.
But when you reach out to pick it up, how can you catch the biaozi weighing more than 500 catties just by a few of them?
As a result, Biaozi was thrown to the ground, and the ground was smashed into a big hole.
Biao Zi rubbed and itched on the pine trees all day long, and his whole body was like steel and iron bones, and it didn't hurt or itch for him to fall, it was like a joke.
He didn't get angry when he stood up, he opened his mouth and smirked.
It may be that Biaozi's laughter is too harsh, and he actually revived the water monster with full blood.
I saw the water monster staggering to its feet, and only a few hard thorns were broken in its back, which did not cause fatal damage to it.
Its eyes were extremely sharp, its face was even more hideous, its mouth was wide open, its sharp teeth were shining with dark light, and its heavy steps were approaching Biao Zi and the others step by step.
Once upon a time have these Zhuang Ding seen such a formation? One by one, they were scared and urinated.
Dad and Mom were in a mess, and they all ran behind Suo Ba to dodge.
At this time, Suo Ba had already changed his water clothes, sat down and rested for a while, and his mental state and physical strength had almost recovered.
It seems that if it doesn't kill it, it won't let go of these people, even if it doesn't stalk to the death, Suo Ba will slaughter it to avenge Bai Longfei, so let's fight together in the end!
Suo Ba took out the Colorful Soul Rejuvenation Bead and carefully handed it over to Xiao Dunzi, telling him to protect it.
Suo Ba said solemnly: "If I have an accident, you must send the soul restoration bead to Mr. Shan." ”
After the instructions, Suoba asked Xiao Dunzi to lead the Zhuang Ding to evacuate first.
Xiao Dunzi refused to leave at first, but at the critical moment, Xiao Dunzi was still very righteous, at least he was willing to give up his life to Suo Ba.
He insisted on staying by Suoba's side, saying that he would protect his starling with his life.
Xiao Dunzi held Suo Ba's hand, and his eyes were ruddy and said: "Starling, we can't be together in life, but we must be together in death, where you bury my dunzi, I will bury it." ”
Suo Ba smiled and said, "We are not husband and wife, why do we have to die in the same hole?" You're a liability, and staying here will only add to my burden,"
At this time, Bai Laohan walked over and expressed his determination to Suo Ba, he said: "Brother Suo Ba, don't worry! I must help Xiao Dunzi protect the soul bead, the bead is in me, and the bead is dead. ”
Bai Laohan said very resolutely, which made Suo Ba feel a lot more relieved.
In this way, the soldiers were divided into two roads, Xiao Dunzi and Bai Laohan took Zhuang Ding, and first took a shortcut to Baijiazhuang.
Biaozi poked his spear into the ground, waiting for the approaching water monster to attack it.
Sawa flew out from behind it, kicking a rock that smashed into the water monster's ass.
Seeing that the buttocks were sneak attacked, the water monster turned around and looked at Suo Ba with hatred, and it should hate Suo Ba the most.
In fact, it was Suo Ba who violated the interests of the water monster, and the ownership of the Colorful Soul Bead itself belonged to the water monster, but Suo Ba took it from other people's territory.
Empathy If someone snatches the beloved treasure from your hands, you will naturally not agree, and you will inevitably play with him, so it seems that this water monster is indeed bloody.
Today is today, either Suo Ba has overtaken the water monster, or the water monster has hung up these people.
In any case, you must not fight here, for fear that the "tigress" will come up again after a long delay.
It's hard to deal with one end, if they are husband and wife, how can they be as good as they are?
After Suo Ba and Bai Lufei reached a consensus, he first called back to Biaozi, who was stunned for a moment.
When he saw everyone running away, he reacted, shook his big feet and chased straight after him.
If the speed of Suo Ba and the egret is 100 per hour, the average speed of Biaozi is 80.
"Plop tom, plop tom" this big idiot! He is truly the son of a black blind man.
He digs coal, burns charcoal, chops wood, and strikes iron, and with such brute strength he is acceptable, but when it comes to running, he is like a tortoise and a hare race.
The water monster caught up with the black guy in a few steps, and Biao Zi "jingled" picked up a big gun and fought with the water monster in one place.
The soldiers came to block the water and cover the earth, and Suoba couldn't throw Biaozi down, so he returned to rescue Biaozi.
At this moment, the Tianchi water monster is like a trapped beast, surrounded by Suo Ba, Bai Lu Fei, and Biao Zi.
Stabs, guns, knives, take turns to attack, under the attack of the four people, the water monster is still not to be outdone, and the three big heads just deal with the three people respectively.
When the fight was raging, I suddenly heard someone shouting on the hillside in front of me: "Get out of the way-"
Suo Ba and Egret Fei jumped out of the circle when they heard the sound and looked up.
There were two people standing on the hillside not far away, it was Scarface and the dead fat man who followed the egret flying to rob the tomb.
The two men each held an old foreign cannon, and the muzzle of the gun was aimed at the water monster at the same time.
Egret Fei and these two ugly-looking and fierce-looking people are sworn brothers, and the brothers miss each other very much if they don't see each other for a few days.
The day after Miss Bai left Baijiazhuang, the two ugly went to Baijiazhuang to look for her, but they didn't expect to pounce.
Hearing that the old lady Bai said where the egret was flying, the two brothers chased after them all the way.
It just so happened that when they were employed, these two living Yamas arrived in time.
Look at the stupid Biaozi and the water monster are still inseparable, and his big gun smashed on the Tianchi water monster is no less than a blacksmith striking iron.
I only heard the sound of the "jingling" mountain, the sparks were shining, this fool had a simple mind, and he ran to the black master one by one, and he didn't know how to die.
Suo Ba shouted: "Biaozi come here, someone is going to open artillery." ”
The ammunition of the old foreign cannon flew over the root of Biaozi's ear, so frightened that Suo Ba almost sat on the ground.