Chapter 69: Two Weirdos

Egret Fei looked up at the sun and said, "It's noon, let's find a leeward place to bury the pot and cook, and by the way, everyone will rest!" ”

Xiao Dunzi touched his stomach and said, "It's time to rest, I'm almost tired, this stomach is already hungry and eggplant, and my internal organs are also gurgling and rebelling." ”

Suo Ba smiled and said, "It's rare that you are hungry today." ”

At this time, Xiao Dunzi suddenly shouted: "Look, there seems to be a family in front." ”

Everyone looked in the direction of Xiao Dunzi's finger, and sure enough, there was a shack not far away.

Shelters and horse racks are common in the Northeast, and they are simply built with some wood and rags.

Northeast people call such houses that are not houses shacks, and most of the shacks are built by melon farmers to prevent melon thieves.

The melon farmers live in it to watch the melons, and the melon thieves are not afraid to patronize them.

The shacks are generally leaking everywhere, and they are not subject to any snow and rain, so they can only live temporarily in summer, and the shacks begin to be very cold after late autumn.

Living in it at this time is better than sleeping in the barren mountains and mountains, since it can't survive the winter, then there should be no one at this season.

Xiao Dunzi ran over first, he lay on the outside of the shack and looked inside for a long time, this foodie he was mainly looking for food.

Suo Ba and the others also arrived, and there were three stones in the open space outside the shack, placed in a triangle.

The stone is erected with three wooden poles, and a dilapidated iron pot is hung, which forms a simple stove.

The fire on the stove had long since been extinguished, and the iron pot and the three stones were blackened with smoke.

There were still some leftovers mixed together in the pot, almost unrecognizable and paste, all frozen into a big ice lump.

Xiao Dunzi suddenly shouted: "Look, starling, it seems that there are still people sleeping in it!" ”

Suo Ba said lightly: "Can't you, right?" Can anyone sleep in it on this day? It's not frozen into a popsicle! ”

Xiao Dunzi took a long breath and said, "You see there are indeed people, if you don't believe it, take a look!" ”

Suo Ba and several people also found a gap to lie down and look inside, the shack was in tatters.

Corn kernels, melon seed skins, rat droppings, dead cockroaches, and other insect carcasses were everywhere.

On a beam in the shack, there are still bunches of burnt old corn, which should be eaten after the tender corn is cooked in summer, and then eaten when it is not green.

There was a wooden shelf at the base of the innermost wall, which was considered a bed, and on it were piled up with thick rags and quilts of various colors, long and high.

The shape of the pile is wide at one end and narrow at the other, and the wide end is covered with a few torn clothes, and there is a round opening between the clothes, and there is a faint white gas.

From time to time, a man's snoring sound came from inside the torn clothes, the sound was not loud, and it was slightly weak.

Due to the remoteness of the place, it was extremely quiet, and the few people standing outside did not make a sound, so naturally everyone could hear his snoring.

Xiao Dunzi asked inside, "Hey! The one inside, are you a human or a ghost? ”

Xiao Dunzi asked several times, and each one was louder than the other.

Inside suddenly shouted impatiently: "What are you calling the soul?" I'm sleeping! Of course I'm human, your uncle is a ghost! ”

Xiao Dunzi whispered to Suo Ba: "Oh mom! Starling is really a person, my mother's mother, my grandmother! What kind of person is this? It's quite fierce. ”

Suo Ba smiled and said, "You asked him if he was a human or a ghost, can he not be murderous with you?" ”

Xiao Dunzi asked inside: "Are you a human or a ghost?" ”

I only heard the scolding inside: "Are you the ghost?" Your whole family is a ghost. ”

Xiao Dunzi said: "Since you are human, you come out and let us see." ”

"If you tell me to go out, I'll go out? Why should I listen to you? ”

"If you don't come out, you're a ghost, whoever sleeps here alive doesn't freeze to death! It's either a monster, or it's not a human anyway. ”

The small dun outside and the people inside, you have been in the right relationship for a long time.

In the end, the people inside really fell for Xiao Dunzi's agitation, and he lifted the clothes covering his head and sat up.

He was unkempt and disgraced, and he couldn't see him as he really was.

His upper body was naked, shirtless, and his body was full of old and couldn't see his true colors.

He pulled a worn-out ragged padded jacket and began to wear it on his body, this torn padded jacket was so torn that it could not be broken anymore, the big patch was patched with the small patch, and the small patch was patched with the big patch.

In this way, there is still a lot of cotton wool exposed, and it seems that there is really no way to make up for it.

Maybe he is also afraid of the cold, and the big black hands in his clothes are shivering and not very bright.

It took a lot of effort to put on the torn cotton jacket, and after he wore the torn cotton jacket, he began to wear the torn cotton pants again.

The lower body is actually naked, what a weirdo.

Xiao Dunzi asked curiously and loudly inside: "I said, why don't you sleep with clothes on a cold day?" ”

The strange man said impatiently: "Wear and sleep without stripping off to sleep warm, and tell you that you don't understand." ”

Xiao Dunzi said: "I don't understand, only fools understand!" ”

"What are you talking nonsense? You're a fool! ”

The strange man walked out with a curse after putting on his ragged pants, shivering with cold, and constantly putting his hands to his mouth to blow hot air.

If it weren't for the natural color of the skin that has not been washed all year round, the purple eggplant color you see now must be the color of purple eggplant.

The strange man was so cold that he couldn't straighten his waist, and he walked and talked with "shivering." ”

When the strange man came outside, he sat down on the wooden pier by the stove and pulled out a match.

Because his hands were too cold, it took him a long time to rub the fire with shivering.

While roasting the fire, he took out half of the old corn from his pocket, put it in his mouth with his long black nails, and began to chew it with his big yellow teeth.

The ice lumps in the pot also began to melt, steaming hot, giving off a messy smell.

I can see his appearance clearly when I get closer, but in fact, he is not ugly.

He was about fifty years old, skinny, with a long face and big eyes.

A face that has not been washed for 800 years is all black, and if the mud on his face is washed off with water, it can be used as fertilizer to apply two acres of fertile land.

Suoba couldn't hold back his laughter when he looked at the strange man, and he was embarrassed to laugh, so he pursed his lips and secretly laughed.

He looked at the weirdo and remembered his original self, he was not much better than the weirdo.

Later, when he met Maria, he changed, and when he thought of Maria, he couldn't help but feel sour again.

At this time, Xiao Dunzi asked, "Are you a savage?" He said to Biaozi again, "Biaozi, he has a fight with you." ”

Biaozi couldn't hear a good word, he didn't answer after listening to it, he just smirked with a mouth full of big yellow teeth "hehe", stupid people have the benefits of being stupid, they don't have troubles, and they won't trouble themselves because of other people's words.

The strange man was not stupid, he could hear the good words, he threw a grain of corn into his mouth, and chewed it "rattle".

Only then did he say to Xiao Dunzi: "You kid is really a dog who can't spit out ivory in his mouth, you are a wild man!" Your family is full of savages. ”

Xiao Dunzi was just about to open his mouth, and Suo Bayi patted him on the shoulder.

Suo Ba rebuked Xiao Dunzi: "Xiao Dunzi, if you don't say a few words, no one will treat you as a dumb person." He turned to the strange man and asked, "What do you call it?" ”

After saying that, Suo Bayi sat on the wooden pier next to the strange man and slapped the dust on his pants a few times.

The strange man did not answer Suo Ba first, but said to Xiao Dunzi: "Alas! You look at people who are more talkative than you can speak. ”

Xiao Dunzi rolled his eyes and muttered in a low voice: "You can spit out ivory, you spit out one and show me." ”

The strange man said to Soba, "My surname is Wang, and I used to be a mason, and they all call me Wang Bricklayer." ”

While talking, a beggar-looking person came out of nowhere, also in tattered clothes and unkempt clothes.

The most obvious thing was that his two front teeth, yellow and large, were baring outward, and he couldn't close his mouth because the front teeth were so prominent.

In his hand he was holding a broken copper basin containing some leftover fish and rotten meat.

The beggar said to the carpenter Wang: "Brother Wang, yesterday the old rich man of Niuzhuang married a little wife, the banquet is really too rich, but unfortunately you didn't go to it, I got some big meal, I will bring you some today, you can try it." ”

As he spoke, he shook the copper basin in his hand, and then poured the delicious food into the broken pot on the stove.

Wang Bricklayer stood up and said with a smile on his face: "Just brother, you think about me, thank you brother." ”

The beggar said, "What's polite? Aren't we two brothers? ”

It may be that his eyes are not very good, and then he seems to see Suo Ba's unfamiliar faces.

"Ahh You're a guest here, you chatter, I'll go back first. ”

Wang Malayer took two steps forward, waved his hand and said, "Brother, you walk slowly, pay attention to your feet when the road is slippery." ”

The bricklayer watched the beggar go away in a "trembling way" before he came back and sat down on the wooden pier again.

He sighed in a low voice while roasting the fire: "This old Dai is my difficult brother. ”

The old Dai he was talking about was the beggar who came to deliver the "big meal" just now.

Suopa said to the bricklayer king, "You brother is good to you! ”

Wang Bricklayer said with a smug face: "That's it, Qin Hui still has three good friends!" But now he is still thinking about me, and he will bring it to me as soon as he asks for a delicious meal, and you can see that this pot has not been eaten and sent again. Don't look at him as a beggar now, in fact, he was originally quite wealthy, and then he became like this, cough! This man's life is miserable! The bitter water in the stomach could not be poured out for three days and three nights. ”

The curious little dun leaned over and asked, "Bricklayer Wang, tell me what's going on?" ”

Wang Bricklayer sighed deeply and said, "You're quite curious, it's okay!" It's idle to beat the child on a rainy day, so I'll tell you. ”

As soon as I heard that there was a story to tell, the big guys all gathered around, and at this time the stove was also burning very strongly, and the fire was much warmer.

Over there, Egret Fei arranged for Zhuang Ding to collect firewood, and also arranged for Zhuang Ding to pack up wild things to prepare for filling his stomach.

The bricklayer began to tell the story while stirring the delicious food in the broken pot with a broken spoon.

"People who know him call him Dai Fool, in fact, he is not stupid at all, but he is also a very flexible person, Dai Fool used to open a big car shop, and he had a daughter-in-law! His daughter-in-law used to be Sister Yao, and was redeemed by the affectionate and righteous Dai Fool, I heard that his daughter-in-law was quite stumbling, and at that time, Dai Fool's family was rich and I couldn't reach others, so I didn't see it. ”

Xiao Dunzi's eyes widened: "The woman in the kiln is still stumbling?" Can that be opened? ”

The bricklayer asked rhetorically, "You interjected again, why didn't you?" ”

He glanced at Xiao Dunzi again, and then continued: "I don't know what's going on? It is said that the ugly wife is close to the treasure of the family, isn't it? Why does this ugly daughter-in-law have anyone to worry about? was actually taken by a ronin with the surname of a dog.,It's really Wang Ba's fried mung beans in the right eye.,Later, the daughter-in-law was abducted by this ronin.,We don't know what a ronin is.。 ”

The more Wang Bricklayer spoke, the more angry he became, his mouth full of teeth foaming, his big eyes were bloodshot, and he beat his chest and stomped his feet when he said that he was excited.

Xiao Dunzi said hurriedly: "You always stabilize your mind and continue to speak!" ”

"Later, I heard that his wife gave the dog a doll, what is it called the dog to raise another three, but it is not a deflated three, I don't know, I was stimulated to wear a fool to come and go, and drank a lot of wine all day long by drinking to eliminate my sorrows, and I didn't care about the business, and the family business was ruined in two years, cough! Poor fool Dai has fallen into this virtue willingly. ”