Chapter Eighty-Five: The Snitch Gets Married

The "three souls and seven spirits" mentioned by Taoist priests are the Chinese Taoist term for the human soul, and the human spirit can be called the soul.

There are three souls, one is the heavenly soul, the second is the earth soul, and the third is the life soul.

The three souls live in the spirit, so when the human body dies, the three souls return to the three routes, and the heavenly souls return to the heavenly path, and reach the space heavenly path.

Because the heavenly soul is only a conscience and an immortal "Wuji," because there is a physical cause and effect implication, it cannot be returned to the ancestral place.

The earth soul wanders between the cemeteries, because the earth soul was originally the flesh of the surname of "Zude" passed down from generation to generation.

The soul returns to the underworld and reaches hell, because the soul can know all the karma of the main soul.

There are seven spirits, one is the sky, two are the wisdom, three are the qi, four are the force, five are the center, six are the essence, and the seven are the Ying.

The seven spirits then dissipated, and the souls departed, and life ended.

In order to save his beloved daughter Kuang Dongshan, he spared no expense, and the old man immediately brought a few plates of gold and silver and waved them in front of Lao Dao.

kept promises: "If the immortals can save their beloved daughter, I will have a good reward in Dongshan." Lao Dao glanced at it and put on a look of treating money like dung. ”

The old Taoist stroked his silver hair, slightly embarrassed.

He pondered for a moment before saying, "That's it! Poor Dao went to the underworld to go on a trip, let go of the Dao of the past few hundred years, and also gather the soul for love, it is really not good to give the poor Dao a few hundred kowtows to the Lord of Yama, how can he give the poor Dao a little thin face. ”

The Taoist priest ordered people to place 9981 candles according to the direction, enclose them in a circle, and then ordered people to light all the candles.

A futon is placed in the center of the ground, and the old Taoist wears a cloak and sits cross-legged on the futon.

He stood with one palm in front of his chest with his left hand, and waved his right hand to whisk the dust, closing his eyes slightly.

Muttering in his mouth, reciting words, the old way of the bull's nose officially opened the altar.

After doing the ritual for a long time, the old man was so tired that he was sweating profusely.

Then Lao Dao got up and burned the paper, and the room was full of smoke, and a pungent smell of burning paper spread, just like a grave.

Lao Dao took out the brush and cinnabar again, and began to draw talismans, and for a while the eldest lady's boudoir was covered with talisman paper.

In the end, he burned a sheet of water and water, and he had to pour the eldest lady into his stomach himself.

The eldest lady closed her teeth tightly, but she didn't open her mouth, so she asked Yahuan to take chopsticks, pried open a crack hard, and poured it in.

After tossing like this for a while, the eldest lady not only did not get better, but became more and more serious.

Seeing this, Kuang Dongshan was furious, and immediately asked people to knock the old bull-nosed stick down the mountain.

Instead of getting the reward, he was beaten half to death.

If he was really a man of God, why didn't he fly away when he hit him?

Why didn't you sprinkle beans into soldiers? Please save his dog's life in the future?

Kuang Dong Shanzi saw that the baby girl was lying on the sickbed like a dead man, and the old man was stomping his feet and beating his chest in pain.

A few Lang Zhong also risked death to write a death notice, telling them to prepare for the future!

In the end, the kobold military master blinked his little eyes, and came to the bad idea again.

This kind of dog-headed military division is not enough to succeed and more than to lose, and it is better than Wu Yong.

"It's better to be happy with the eldest lady now, right? Find a man to marry the eldest lady, maybe the eldest lady will come back to life as soon as he rushes to the elder. ”

This is a bad idea of a dead horse doctor, and there is no way to do it.

Since ancient times, there has been a saying about Chongxi, perhaps it is a coincidence, there are really people who are saved after Chongxi, and the specific spirit depends on creation.

How easy is it to find someone who is willing to be the groom's official Chongxi? Who wants to marry a woman who has only one breath left?

Lying on that person, no one is a ghost, and it is disturbing to look at it.

And this breath will be broken at any time, and once it is broken, it will be equivalent to the death of his wife.

The man who just married the family man was "widowed", and it was unlucky to think about it.

Chong Xi can't forcibly appoint people, and he is barely pious enough, so the gods will not protect him.

When he was at a loss, Zhu Bi, the live monkey, came to recommend himself.

Zhu Bi knelt on the ground first and kowtowed to Kuang Dongshan, knocking the ground out of a big hole, which shows how sincere it should be.

Three knocks! Zhu Bi said in a male duck's voice: "In order to repay the great kindness taken in by the family, the little one is willing to marry the eldest lady, as long as the eldest lady can be saved, it is not a pity for me Zhu Bi to die." ”

Kuang Dongshan looked at the ugly ghost kneeling in front of him, and then looked at his baby girl who was like a flower and jade, and he was very unwilling.

This live monkey looks more monkey than a monkey, three points like a human and seven points like a ghost's face, and he looks panicked.

There is no flesh on the body, the skin is wrapped in bones, the bones support the skin, and the long sharp-beaked monkey gills say that he is an ugly ghost is to lift him.

He often joked to himself: "Once, in the middle of the night, he passed by the mass grave and scared the ghost to death. What is this that has become fine? Run! The ghost was scared to death with a loud sound. ”

Kuang Dongshan not only dislikes Zhu Bi for being ugly, but also hates him for being a snitch who steals chickens and dogs.

Zhu Bi's nickname is the live monkey of the hour, this nickname is not in vain, it is a veritable live monkey.

If the time moves in the world, the body is as light as a swallow, there is no trace of stepping on the snow, and jumping on the ridge is like walking on the ground.

Kuang Dongshan weighed the pros and cons with the old military teacher, and finally gritted his back molars.

That's it! Time also! Fate! Creation also! So the old man agreed to Zhu Bi's request, but if he didn't agree to Zhu Bi, he couldn't find a second candidate!

Time is not waiting, and the cottage begins to prepare for the wedding, which is red and green; There was a lot of noise to arrange the cave room.

Because the eldest lady Kuang Wan'er was bedridden and unconscious, she had to find an old hen to be Kuang Xiaowan's stand-in.

In this way, Zhu Bi put on a big red silk satin, and draped obliquely with a big red flower that did not match his size, and worshiped a hen and became a parent.

It's strange to say! Chongxi really worked, and the eldest lady came to her senses the next day.

Soon he ate and went to the ground, and it seemed that he would be the same as before his illness in a few days.

Kuang Dongshan wanted to cancel this marriage, saying that he had to do it as a last resort for Chongxi, and he couldn't do it, and the old guy even pointed to Zhu Bi's pig nose and scolded.

"Zhu Bi, you are a toad who wants to eat swan meat, want to have a round house with my baby girl, daydreaming, and the artemisia doesn't grow on your grave. You don't pee and take a good look at your ghost, if you really follow you, wouldn't my daughter be a flower stuck in cow dung. ”

"I said that my father-in-law Lao Taishan, flowers can only bloom brightly when they are inserted in my cow dung!"

"Bastard, who is your father-in-law?"

"Do you admit that you are my old father-in-law."

"Shut up, Zhu Bi, you are brazen."

"Old father-in-law, you are angry, you are angry, I am not angry, and there is no one to replace you."

Zhu Bi's temper is very good, no matter how Kuang Dongshan scolds, Zhu Bi is always smiling.

The eldest lady Kuang Xiaowan heard the noise outside, and asked the little girl to help her out.

As he had just recovered from a serious illness, his body was very weak, and he was sweating profusely all over his body.

He walks a little unsteadily, and his voice is very low.

"Daddy, don't quarrel, this is all the life of the daughter, the water spilled by the married daughter, how can there be a reason to take it back, the daughter is born as Zhu Bi's person, and death is also his Zhu Bi's ghost, marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog, marry a mallet and hold it, and the daughter admits it."

Kuang Dongshan saw that his daughter had no choice but to say anything, since a flower was inserted in cow dung, he endured it! If you don't like the smell, cover your nose and smell it.

Zhu Bi picked up a big leak, got a beautiful daughter-in-law for nothing, and a good cabbage finally made the pig arch.

The little couple who don't match the ugly and the handsome are actually in love, and now the little Sai live monkey is more than ten years old.

Yang Kejian said: "As the saying goes, dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, and the sons of mice will make holes. Zhu Bi's son Xiao Zhu Bi, this deflated calf really followed his Lao Tzu, never took the usual road since he was a child, he didn't need to learn to go high and high, jumped into the house and crossed the spine, and followed the fetus in his mother's womb, which was an innate ability. ”

After listening to this wonderful marriage, some of them smacked their mouths, but some of them didn't think so.

Suo Ba was well aware of the seriousness of the Wanfu pen problem, so he immediately made his position clear.

"Then I'll go to Suzaku Mountain."

Old lady Bai frowned and said, "Suo Ba, I'm afraid that you will be more auspicious if you go!" ”

Suo Ba said categorically: "I don't care what kind of locks, no matter what kind of beard, I am bound to go on a journey, go up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire, even if I boil the oil pot, I have to get back the Wanfu pen, otherwise I can't explain to the old man in rags, and I'm afraid that some people will use him to harm others, so I will cause evil." ”

The old lady Bai twisted her silver hair in her hand, nodded and said: "The old man understands you, since you have made up your mind, then let it go!" Be careful, though. ”

Bai Lufei kicked in and out of the door and said: "Suo Ba, I'll go with you, our Baijiazhuang has really seen a ghost recently, first suffered a beard, and then there is a snitch, my aunt and grandmother don't give him some color, and the rivers and lakes mistakenly think that Baijiazhuang is easy to bully!" ”

The egret flew with sharp teeth and sharp mouth, and Yang Kejian was restless when he said this.

Yang Kejian has a big long face, red and white, like a chameleon.

He picked up the tea bowl and took a sip of tea, he drank tea fake, but it was true to cover his shame with a tea bowl.

Yang Kejian smiled awkwardly and said, "Miss Bai, this is for Yang!" ”

Egret Fei raised his willow eyebrows and said, "Are you still afraid to say it?" ”

"Not afraid ......"

Yang Kejian turned to Old Lady Bai and said, "Your great-granddaughter has too much mouth, Yang is afraid." ”

Old lady Bai said with a smile: "It's all used to her by the old man, don't blame the big boss." ”

Yang Kejian gave a thumbs up and said: "This character is good!" Foursquare. ”

Yang Jiumei glanced at Bai Lufei, and she placed her jade hand on her brother's arm.

said: "Big brother, let's go with Suo Gongzi, right?" The people of the rivers and lakes are in charge of the affairs of the rivers and lakes, since we have met them, we can't sit idly by! ”

"Suo Gongzi?" Suo Ba was stunned at first, he looked around the hall and it seemed that only his surname was Suo, and he was amused in his heart, how did he become a son?

Yang Kejian patted his thigh and said, "Okay!" Since my sister has this meaning, my eldest brother will go to Suzaku Mountain with you. ”

At that time, Suo Ba didn't take Yang Kejian's "having this meaning" to heart, and it was only later that he understood what "this meaning" meant.

It was "this meaning" that caused a series of small troubles, which made Suo Ba Haosheng embarrassed.