Chapter Eighty-Seven: Am I That Kind of Man?
Xiao Dunzi's recklessness frightened the people present, and if this arrow shot Zhu Bi to death, it would be a big trouble.
No matter how capable Suoba and these people are, after all, they are lonely compared to Vermilion Bird Mountain.
If you can't get half a penny, you may have to take your life.
This frightened Kuang Dongshan even more, although Kuang Baye looked down on this son-in-law from the bottom of his bones, but after all, he was his grandson's father and his daughter's husband!
Once this Zhu Bi has a mistake, her daughter will become a widow.
The girl can remarry, but the baby grandson will have no father.
There can be thousands of sons-in-law, and there is only one father of the baby.
Kuang Dongshan's grandson is extremely ugly, not like his baby girl at all.
Even the slightest resemblance is good! The baby's mother is born with a flower and moon appearance, which can be called a peerless beauty, and this doll is completely a clone of Zhu Bi, with a sharp-beaked monkey gills.
There is no meat on his body, he never takes the usual road when he comes and goes, and he is a hairless monkey on Huaguo Mountain.
Xiao Dunzi's idea is extremely simple, if he doesn't kill Zhu Bi today, it will be difficult to eliminate the hatred in his heart.
He thought that although he was not a sharpshooter who pierced through Yang in a hundred steps, he was still completely sure that he would shoot you a skinny monkey at such a close distance.
An arrow shot out, Xiao Dunzi thought that Zhu Bi would inevitably fall in a pool of blood.
With a kick on both legs, a scatter of both hands, and a roll of the eyes, the monkey's life will turn the page.
The eagle arrow was already a micron away from Zhu Bi's throat.
Kuang Dongshan closed his eyes, and thought to himself, this monkey is undoubtedly in place, and he is ready to collect the corpse!
My good mahogany coffin is cheaper than this unlucky uncle!
As soon as Kuang Baye's eyes opened, Zhu Bi was gone.
In front of everyone's eyes, Zhu Bi didn't even have a shadow, he came and went without a trace, like a ghost and a miracle.
Xiao Dunzi was dumbfounded, and said in his heart: "Why is this monkey cub missing?" Am I pushing too hard? Can you shoot this guy who is less than two taels of cotton away? β
While everyone was puzzled, something flew out of the tree next to them, and it was black and went straight to the small pier.
Xiao Dunzi couldn't dodge, and the flying thing hit his right eye, Xiao Dunzi covered his eyes in pain, and screamed.
"Who hit Grandpa Dunzi in the eye? You come out for me! β
Xiao Dunzi covered his eyes and scolded in circles, this fat guy has not been good at other things recently, and his ability to scold has improved by leaps and bounds.
The spicy flavor of Sichuan and the sauerkraut flavor of the Northeast are all mixed, and a few more things can become "eight-treasure porridge".
Suo Ba secretly said to Xiao Dunzi: "That monkey is not dead, don't forget that his name is Sai Huo Monkey, he must be hiding somewhere to beat you." β
"Whoosh-" Zhu Bi jumped down from the tree, the carved arrow in his mouth.
It turned out that when Xiao Dunzi's arrow hit him in the throat by one micron just now, he grabbed the shaft of the arrow with one side of his face and one mouth.
The tip of his tongue put his teeth on his chest, and his feet touched the ground little by little, and he flew up to the old pine tree next to him.
Then he picked a pine nut casually, shook his hand, and hit the pine nut on Xiao Dunzi's right eye.
He only wanted to teach Xiao Dunzi a lesson, if he really wanted to take Xiao Dunzi's life.
Just shoot the carved arrow backhand, even if Xiao Dunzi has a hundred lives, then it will be explained.
Everyone looked at Zhu Bi's mouth and carved arrows, and couldn't help but marvel, what a bold artist!
This monkey clearly uses this dangerous trick to tell everyone that he Zhu Bi is not a wine bag and a rice bag, in addition to the ability to steal chickens and dogs, he also has many unusual skills.
Are you convinced? If you don't accept it, let the horse come!
Everyone saw this Zhu Bi's skills just now, although they didn't think so on the surface, they gave him a thumbs up in their hearts.
Liang Shanbo's time has long since passed, no one knows how capable he is, everyone has seen this Zhu Bi's ability, and it is indeed not to be underestimated.
When a master is born, there is a legendary story.
It is said that on the night of Zhu Bi's birth, the sky was clear and starry, and suddenly the weather changed suddenly, dark clouds were thick, and then a sharp flash.
followed by a "click" of thunder, which shook the earth; Shake it three times.
Just when the thunder mountain sounded, with a "wow", the thin monkey was born, and this baby cry can be called an earth-shattering crying ghost.
His parents secretly wondered, could it be that this monkey was struck by thunder?
What's even more incredible is that the midwife saw the child fall to the ground, but in the blink of an eye, the child was gone.
The midwife thought she was old and dizzy, and rubbed her eyes and scanned the room.
Only the mother was lying on the bed in a half-conscious state, but she did not see the shadow of the doll.
So the old woman hurriedly ran out of the delivery room to look for the child, and she asked the people waiting in the yard out of breath.
"Oh my God! Do you see the child? Why did this doll disappear as soon as it landed? Obviously it was born, where did it go? β
"We heard the kids inside scream twice, and then they didn't move."
Wa's father said puzzled, while walking into the delivery room, sure enough, there was nothing else on the bed except for the mother.
There were no children on the ground, and there was only a dilapidated copper basin in the ground, and the copper basin was half filled with water and blood, which looked quite scary.
When the neighbors heard that the child was gone, they rushed to see the excitement, and some of them were enthusiastic people who also helped to find it.
Isn't this a story for the ages? The newborn doll can't walk or crawl, so how can it disappear out of thin air?
As soon as the matter came out, everything was said.
The men, women, and children in a courtyard began to mumble; There was a lot of talk.
"Did you let the midwife send it out secretly?"
"You're right, there must be someone hiding somewhere, and the two of them should work together to transfer the child."
"It may also be that the midwife killed the child by mistake, and if she didn't explain it, she secretly dug a pit and buried it."
The midwife was anxious when she heard this, and she walked out with the basin of blood: "Don't be nonsense, whoever talks nonsense again, don't blame the old woman for pouring dirty water on whom, I have taken up children for most of my life, and I have never encountered such strange things, you must not wronged me for stealing the child!" Not to mention that I killed the doll, I won't do that kind of thing that cuts off children and grandchildren and damages yin morality. β
Hey! Strange! Where the hell did the child go? There was a bright-eyed man who pointed to a branch in the courtyard.
Exclaimed: "Lookβthe child is in a tree." β
Everyone looked at the tree in unison, and sure enough, a thin black monkey was hanging on the tree!
What is it? I saw that the thin monkey above was too terrifying, dry and thin, and the fetal hair was very long.
dark skin, sarcastic face; The large forehead protrudes like a hill.
high cheekbones; sharp-billed monkey gills; The eyes are deep-set; Red eyes, extremely ugly.
Suddenly, the clown ghost bared his teeth, and two of the timid ones were immediately frightened, and the other two were frightened crazy on the spot.
was so frightened that even the midwives who had seen the world "quack" were scared on the spot.
Two of the slightly daring ones shouted, "Oh mom! It's terrible, what a thing is fine, run! β
This ugly ghost grew up day by day, and from childhood to adulthood, he did not follow the usual path, and never walked out of the door.
You can't see through the windows, you go up and down, you jump over the ridges, and you sleep in the trees.
Everyone couldn't help but praise: "This baby's body is really too neat, like a live monkey." β
Although this legend is exaggerated, it can show that Zhu Bi's light skills are not idle.
It is pure nonsense to be born on a tree, but it is undeniable that his bones are indeed beyond the ordinary.
In addition, under the disciple of Yan Feixia, who has been studying hard for 18 years, he has learned to be as fast as an ape.
Today, Xiao Dunzi and Zhu Bi are like enemies in the past life and enemies in the present life, the two are very red when they meet, one dares to scold and the other dares to shout.
Zhu Bi threw the carved arrow at the foot of the small pier, pulling the throat of the male duck and refusing to let go.
"Fatty, you still want your Grandpa Zhu's life, don't you see if you have that ability?"
"That's Grandpa Dunzi giving you affection! Otherwise, you would have reported to Lord Yama earlier. β
Suo Ba didn't want to intensify the conflict, so he dragged the small pier over.
said in a low voice: "Okay, we are here to find Wanfu Pen, not for you to scold the street." β
When Xiao Dunzi heard Suo Ba say this, he blinked his eyes, stopped making a sound, and retreated behind Suo Ba.
At this time, two people fell one after the other, and these two people were one and the other, a man and a woman, and the man was handsome and free, like an immortal.
The woman is handsome and delicate; Peerless; Otherworldly, like a fairy descending to earth.
When Suo Ba saw it, a long-lost smile immediately appeared on his face.
The two people who fell down were the brothers and sisters of Shan Ruoshui and He Qiuwan, and Suo Ba swept Shan Ruoshui away.
And He Qiuwan couldn't help but let him take a few more looks, he felt that this was a woman who didn't eat fireworks in the world, like a fairy who went down to the mortal world to be spotless.
Suo Ba searched in his brain for a long time, but he couldn't find the right words to praise He Qiuwan.
He Qiuwan's chic facial features can't be described by the most beautiful words in the world.
Her beauty is clean, pure, kind, crystal clear, without the slightest flaw, and it is sacred and cannot be desecrated, so Suoba does not dare to look at it more.
Just looking at her pair of crystal clear eyes, it is beautiful enough, and people can't help but sigh that there is such a beauty in the world, as if they came out of a painting.
couldn't help but make Suo Ba have feelings for her, just like the feeling of a deer bumping into her heart, or holding a rabbit.
Egret Fei is actually very beautiful, but she is another kind of beauty that is diametrically opposed to He Qiuwan.
Some women are fire, some women are water.
The fire is warm but easy to hurt, but the tenderness of water is difficult to fathom.
The beauty of the egret flying is full of fire-like fierceness, and if you don't get it right, it will burn others.
He Qiuwan is just like a bend of gurgling water, cool and sweet, if you leave.
When Suo Bazheng was stunned, Egret Fei quietly stabbed him.
She whispered sourly: "It's really useless, saliva is about to flow out, why haven't you seen a beauty?" β
Suo Bacai felt that he was indeed a little out of shape, and his face suddenly turned red to his neck.
He stumbled, "Where is it? I-"
Egret Fei glanced at Suo Ba and said faintly: "Don't let me go, you men are the same, seeing a good-looking girl is like a mosquito seeing blood, biting into the flesh." β
Suo Ba was choked by Egret Fei's words, and she knocked down a piece of Miss Bai with a rod, Suo Ba asked herself, is she that kind of person?