Chapter Ninety-Eight: This Old Man Is a Bit Weird

When the sun reached the third pole of the sun, there was a shouting sound in the ears, the voice was not high, full of confidence, and the voice was quite loud, as crisp as a bronze bell.

"Count the spiritual hexagram, count the divine hexagram, don't want money if you don't want it, know the past life, know the present life, predict the future, go to the sky, enter the earth, and pass the gods and spirits ......"

The voice came from an old man who was sitting on a lying stone.

Unkempt and dirty, skinny, and his whole body was like a piece of dead wood.

A large and long face, extremely high cheekbones, and deeply sunken cheeks.

The beard of the felt roll was draped, the eyes were closed and sunken inward, and tears flowed from the corners of the left and right eyes, all frozen into ice skates.

But when he saw the "eyes" of no one beside him, he had words in his mouth.

"Fortune telling, good fortune and misfortune, one count to know ......"

He was holding a blind cane in both hands, with his big chin resting on the back of his hand, motionless, expressionless, looking a little crazy, and he thought it was a zombie if he didn't know.

The middle of the blind cane is wrapped with rotten hemp rope, which may be that the blind cane has been used for too long and broken in the middle, so it is bound with hemp rope.

Egret Fei muttered, "Huh! There is no village in front of this; If you don't have a store, how can there be a blind person here to tell fortunes? ”

Suo Ba whispered: "Maybe it's the same as us, and when you're tired of walking, you can rest on the lying rock, whatever!" Anyway, it has nothing to do with us. ”

Suo Ba had no mind to tell the old blind man, so he planned to walk past him.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Suo Ba walked to his side, the old blind man stretched out his blind cane to block in front of him.

Suo Ba was about to raise his legs and step over, only to hear the old blind man speak again.

"How about this descendant and walk slowly, stay for the time being, and listen to the old man give you a hexagram?"

Fortune tellers are nothing more than relying on two pieces of clever teeth, observing words and feelings, and being able to speak well to come to Mengren, in exchange for a little money to get by.

Suo Ba motioned to Xiao Dunzi to throw some copper plates at him, and sent him away, so as not to delay the trip, Xiao Dunzi made a generous shot, and he took out a silver dollar and threw it to the old blind man.

God closes a door for you, and will open a window for you, the old man is blind and deaf, and his hearing is beyond ordinary people.

I saw that he smelled the silver dollar coming in the wind, and his left ear moved slightly, presumably to discern the route from which the silver dollar came.

When the silver dollar thrown by Xiao Dunzi flew in front of him, the fortune teller stretched out his left hand to catch the silver dollar and held it in the palm of his hand.

Then he placed the silver dollar lightly on the lying stone, and it seemed that the old blind man had no interest in it.

The old blind man smiled slightly: "It is really rare to give such a heavy bounty without counting a hexagram!" As the saying goes, if you don't have merit, you will be sent back a hexagram if you are old, and you will be thanked! ”

Suoba said: "You take it and buy some wine and meat to enjoy at home, we are in a hurry, so we won't trouble you to tell the hexagram, let's go our own way!" ”

The old blind man stroked his dirty goatee and nodded with a satisfied smile.

He coughed and said: "The old man is going to Yijian Mountain on this trip, and the dangerous peaks of the mountain are dangerous......

Suo Ba gasped and thought to himself: "There is still a long way to go from Yijian Mountain here, how could this old blind man know that we were going to Yijian Mountain?" People can't look good, is the old man really a god? ”

Suo Ba thought about it again: "However, it is very likely that he is also a fine work sent by the old Taoist of white eyebrows, pretending to be a ghost here to send us away, is the ghost fire just now a Gu under him?"

Due to the frequent occurrence of strange things recently, Suo Ba is more and more suspicious, so several question marks flashed in his mind in a row.

Fortune tellers are not uncommon in any era, most of them have no real skills, and when they see that it is profitable, they will say something intimidating.

"Sixth, the relatives are thin; Injured children; The offspring is thin; The palace of life is gloomy; New Year's fortune is coming; Fate; The great murderer of the passing years; Chong Ke Tai Sui; The gas is exhausted......"

"Does the master have a solution?"

"Yes, but it's hard, so you'll have to pay two more ......."

In this way, the other party has to give as much as the hexagram costs, and no matter how stingy the person is, he will not hesitate to pay the money at this time.

First, it's to break the fortune and avoid disasters! The second is to spend money to solve doubts and buy a solid heart.

There are many liars like the so-called "old immortals", and there are even more people who tell fortunes and tricks.

Of course, it is not uncommon for people who can really pinch and calculate, especially the blind man who touches the bones.

After the Yellow Emperor quelled the war, he ordered Cangjie to create characters and record the various secret techniques in the book of heaven taught by the Nine Heavens Xuannu, which was later regarded as a treasure by the Jianghu people.

After 4,000 years of circulation, during this period, the content was scattered, added or deleted, or diverged and many genres were born.

It is roughly divided into: mountain, medicine, life, divination, and physiognomy, collectively known as the five techniques of metaphysics.

Bone touching is one of the five Chinese techniques, physiognomy, which is to observe the shape of an object and predict the good luck and evil inside it.

Physiognomy is all-encompassing, mostly based on the observation and judgment of the specific appearance of people and objects, and then analyzes and judges the past of their appearance, as well as the possible future auspicious and evil effects.

Bone touching is the process of touching and stroking a person's head, hand bones, body skeleton, and so on.

It is a kind of knowledge that can judge his personality, preferences, abilities, expertise, pattern, and future achievements.

Relatively speaking, there are relatively few circulations, and there are not many people who know about it.

Touching the bones is a kind of body phase relative to people, and the general person's face can be facelifted, but the bone face cannot be changed, of course, in order to slim the face and cut the bone is another matter.

Touching the bone is also called touching the hand light, in which the bone is divided into unicorn bone, lion bone, leopard bone, deer bone, bear bone, cat bone, Peng bone, eagle bone, finch bone, whale bone, fish bone, turtle bone; Each bone has its own destiny.

Some bones are touched first, and some are touched first, and some are touched first, generally the skull comes first, followed by the hand bones.

Divination is similar to medicine, that is, "looking, asking, cutting, and smelling." ”

Isn't it quite strange that this old blind man on the lying stone can tell the ins and outs of Suo Ba without looking, hearing, asking, or cutting?

As for whether the person in front of him is a man of God or a liar, Suo Ba doesn't want to find out.

"Old thing, you're pretending to be a ghost here; What the hell do you want to do? ”

Yang Kejian yelled; Blowing his beard and glaring, he inadvertently revealed his bearded nature again.

"Big brother, he is definitely not a good person, how can anyone in this barren mountain and wilderness tell a fortune? Either a beard or a bandit, otherwise he would have been taken away by a wild wolf. ”

Yang Jiumei's sharp teeth and sharp mouth were like jumping beans, and she said something about her head and face.

Either a beard or a bandit? What is the difference between a beard and a bandit?

The old blind man didn't pay attention to this pair, he still "stared" ahead, with a blank face, showing neither joy nor anger, neither humility nor arrogance.

He tapped the ground twice with his cane and said, "Are you rinsing your mouth with toilet water?" ”

Yang Kejian asked, "What do you mean by that?" ”

The old blind man smiled and said, "Your mouth is stinky and smelly, and it smells bad." ”

Yang Kejian said angrily: "Oops! Old thing, you scold people without dirty words! ”

Yang Kejian took a step forward, and he was going to play ruthlessly, in his words, the tiger is not powerful, what do you treat me as a sick cat?

"Old Yangβ€”"

Suoba stretched out his hand to stop Yang Kejian's chest and shook his head, suggesting that he, a reckless man, should not move.

The old blind man shook his head as if reciting poetry, and said in a low voice: "Yijian Mountain is a ghost gate, and Baimei Daoist people are not idle. Seventy-two tigers and leopards, the wolf king repays the favor of the magic mountain. The ice and snow are full of bees, and crazy Taoists are not crazy. If you want the royal pen to be retrieved, you must wait for the real person to descend the magic mountain. ”

"The devil is stunned, where is this crazy old man?"

There is a half-cut stump next to the small pier, which is supposed to be left by the tree cutters after cutting down the tree.

This stump can be used as a stool to sit on, and you can sit on it to rest your feet, which is really beautiful! The little dun muttered and sat on it.

The old blind man coughed and said, "Young people stay in their mouths, remember that trouble comes from their mouths." If you have no heart, I will give you a hexagram, and you will have a bloody disaster, and when you leave, beware of a big fall! ”

Shan Ruoshui bowed respectfully to the old blind man and asked, "Old man, you suddenly came here to guide the maze, and dare to ask where the master is sacred?" ”

"Old decay is not sacred, and the name and surname are not worth mentioning, I can't tell you, you are extraordinary, and you will have great success."

Shan Ruoshui knew that no matter how he asked, the old man would not tell his background, so he gave up his hand again and stopped making a sound.

"I'll send you one last sentence, don't worry about everything entangled."

"Wan, things, entanglement, Ge, Mo, worry, heart."

The old blind man repeated it in a frustrated voice, and said it! He got up lightly with his blind cane, swept the ground with his blind cane, and walked slowly towards the dense forest in the southwest direction.

"Remember! Remember! Remember! ……”

The old blind man who had walked away repeatedly told him that the figure had disappeared, and the echo was still echoing over the dense forest.

Xiao Dunzi gestured and said: "Don't believe him, that's a madman, and he is not crazy, I think he is the biggest madman." ”

Zhu Bi picked his nostrils and said, "I see that old man has a little fairy energy, and he has his own halo when he appears." ”

Suo Ba smiled and said, "Yes! Don't talk nonsense, be careful of retribution. ”

"Master Dunzi doesn't believe in that evil, starling, have you forgotten? Wasn't that Wu Banxian a liar back then? I think he is the second big Wu liar. ”

Xiao Dunzi sat on the stump and crossed Erlang's legs, looking up at the sky beautifully.

"I'm so upset!"

When he was leisurely, he only felt cold and someone pushed him on the back, with a lot of force, and directly pushed him to the ground.

I only listened to the little dun "Mom! With a bang, he stood up.

He touched his buttocks with his fat hand, and then saw that there was blood on the palm, and he looked down to see that there was a three-edged stone on the ground.

The angular tip rushed up and erected, and it happened that this ass was sitting on the tip of the extremely sharp stone, don't you say unlucky?

Xiao Dunzi yelled at Zhu Bi: "Mother's mother's grandma, my ditch (ass) has a hole, did Zhu Bi push me?" ”

Xiao Dunzi's belly was sprinkled with fire on Zhu Bi, and he thought that only Zhu Bi would use such indiscriminate tricks to trick him.

Zhu Bi smiled evilly: "Who pushed you?" You don't wronged me, didn't that blind man just say? You will have a bloody disaster, and his old man is really accurate in his calculations and relieves his hatred. ”

Zhu Bi squeezed his eyebrows and giggled.

There is a legend among the mountain people that if you see a tree stump in the mountains, you should never sit on it.

They think that it is the throne of the mountain god, and if they recklessly sit on it, they will be pushed down by the mountain god.

There is also a saying that the stump is the table of the mountain god, and if you sit on it rashly, you will inevitably be punished by the mountain god.

That's right, there's a stinky ass on your dinner table, don't you beat him?

In any case, no one would dare to sit on a stump as a stool, either a real mountain man or a lumberjack.

It may be that Xiao Dunzi really committed a taboo and was punished, but he put the blame on the old blind man.

Xiao Dunzi scolded at the old blind man's disappearing jungle: "It must be the demon man's magic art, hey! But it killed me. ”

Yang Kejian shouted: "Mother, I think it's a blind cat who meets a dead mouse, and the blind man is a charlatan." ”

Bai Lufei glanced at Yang Kejian and said: "Accumulate virtue in your mouth, don't open your mouth to be blind, shut up a liar, in your eyes there are no good people in the world, and liars are better than beards." ”

Yang Kejian smiled and said: "Sharp-toothed girl......"

Yang Jiumei snatched the words and said angrily: "Bailufei, don't open your mouth and beard, shut up the bandit, what's wrong with the beard?" Did you rob someone? ”

Egret Fei Xing's eyes rolled and said: "You dare too, Miss Ben picked your thief skin." ”

"How dare you ......"

For a while, it was full of gunpowder, and it was about to rise to the posture of hands-on.