Xiao Dunzi wiped the shiny big pumpkin head and said, "Zhu Bi, what do you mean by sauerkraut stewed potatoes?" Don't you have any fancy intestines like this! ”

Zhu Bi bared his black sesame teeth and giggled: "Sauerkraut stewed potatoes are stiff!" ”

The word "stiff" originated from the black soil of the Northeast, where one side of the water and soil supports one side of the people, and one side of the people has one side of the dialect.

The Northeast dialect is called Northeast dialect, so let's briefly talk about the origin of the word "stiff" in Northeast dialect!

Anyone who has been to the Northeast knows that there is a famous dish called "pork stewed vermicelli" in the Northeast, and this stew is on the table when entertaining distinguished guests in the Northeast.

In the old society, there was only landlords and old wealth; Only those who have the power can afford it.

It is difficult for the poor people to eat once, even if they are tired and tired, they can only eat for the New Year.

There are only a few vermicelli sticks that you can fish up with chopsticks, and if you find a piece of paper-thin meat in the clear soup.

The adults were reluctant to put it in their mouths, so they threw it directly into the child's bowl.

O people back then! It's true that the poorer you are, the more you have children, and the poorer you are, the more you have children, and the number of dolls in any family is enough to get together for one or two tables.

Later, there was a slogan, "To get rich, have fewer children and plant more trees," it can be seen that people have had enough of having more children.

The children of well-educated families know how to "Kong Rong let pears," pushing each other to give up this poor piece of thin meat.

There are too many children who are naturally negligent in discipline, and in order to compete for their own bowls, this family that is not good at teaching will definitely beat people's brains out of dog brains.

Then people who can't even afford to buy one or two pieces of meat can only make sauerkraut stewed potatoes, and when the sauerkraut and potatoes are stewed together, a chemical reaction will occur, so no matter how high and low the heat is stewed.

The potatoes are as if they are not stewed, and they always feel hard when you bite into them, which is what Zhu Bi said about being stiff.

Getting back to the point, Xiao Dunzi ran and looked back, the snow beast had caught up, and it scared Xiao Dunzi into sifting chaff, shaking his big pumpkin head, and the girl continued to run.

"Zhu Bi's big mouse is catching up again, what should you do quickly?"

Zhu Bi didn't have a curse at the moment, of course he could get out of it himself, but he couldn't throw down the small pier and ignore it, so anxious that Zhu Bi scratched his ears and cheeks for a while, and he didn't know what to do.

Seeing the Snow Dun Beast poke its head out of the snow, it immediately jumped up in the air and pounced from behind Xiao Dunzi.

At this time, Suo Ba, Shan Ruoshui and others arrived one after another, but everyone was still a long way away from Xiaodunzi, and it was probably too late to rescue them.

The Snow Escape Beast stretched out its front paws and opened its mouth with a hideous face, which made people's scalp numb for a while.

It seems that Xiao Dunzi is also this fate, he didn't feed the civet leopard at the beginning, but today he feeds this snow mouse.

In response to the old saying, "There are times in life that you must have it, and there is no time in life when you don't force it, you should drown in the ditch, and the river and the sea can't capsize." ”

The Snow Dunzi's mouth was about to bite into Xiao Dunzi's round and fat buttocks, and Xiao Dunzi also sensed that something was wrong.

He exclaimed, "Mother! Starling's little dun wants to ......"

"Xiaodunzi, hello, let's go on the road! Starlings will burn a beautiful big girl for you to be your daughter-in-law. ”

Suo Ba really couldn't bear to look at the little dun who had followed me for many years, and he was torn apart by the snow rat.

Suo Ba was just about to close his eyes when suddenly a tall figure appeared behind the Snow Escape Beast.

This figure is like a wall, and it is black. Suo Ba rubbed his eyes and looked at it, this person was none other than Biaozi, who had been missing for a long time.

As the saying goes, the praying mantis catches the cicada and the yellow finch is behind, and at the moment when the snow beast's mouth just touches the buttocks of the little dunzi, before it closes its mouth and bites, it sees the big gun in his hand rounded, and it swept towards the side of the snow beast's body.

I only heard a mountain sound of "pop", and then saw that the snow beast was beaten out by Biaozi horizontally, and then fell to the snow with a "plop".

Zhu Bi, who had bright eyes and fast legs, ran in front of the Snow Dun Beast, pulled out a short knife and stabbed more than a dozen times in the soft belly of the Snow Dun Beast.

Then he sprang up to the treetops, and the blood of the beast was still quite vigorous, and it kept gushing from the knife like a fountain, and in an instant, the white snow was dyed blue.

The little dun stood there trembling with half of his ass exposed, his pants had just been cut by the front front teeth of the Snow Escape.

Fortunately, the pants were torn and did not hurt the flesh, thanks to Biaozi, if Biaozi hadn't appeared in time, stretched out his hand and was clean, half of Xiaodunzi's ass would have been gone.

Zhu Bi saw Xiao Dunzi standing there dumbfounded, so he jumped down from the tree, raised his leg and kicked Xiao Dunzi's big fat buttocks.

Zhu Bi whispered: "It was so dangerous just now! You almost fed the big mouse. ”

This kick slowed the little dun to his senses, and he looked back and saw Biaozi.

He asked Biaozi in surprise, "Are you a human or a ghost?" ”

Xiao Dunzi's question reminded Zhu Bi at the same time, and Zhu Bi stared at his little eyes.

Oh, yes! Didn't this black guy fall off a cliff and die? What's the matter?

"I mean, are you a human or a ghost?"

Biaozi has never completely transformed from a bear to an adult, and his language communication skills are not as good as those of a two-year-old doll who can babble, he is just a vigorous smirk with big yellow teeth.

That smile is so honest, people who don't know him think he laughs too silly, but in essence, he can distinguish between distant and close relatives.

He is a person of flesh and blood and feelings, but he is a dumpling boiled in a teapot, and he can't pour it out when he knows it!

Suo Ba saw some clues from Zhu Bi and Xiao Dunzi's shouting.

So he asked, "What's the hell?" Do you two have ghosts in your hearts? ”

Xiao Dunzi stepped back and said, "Brother starling, don't make trouble, my heart is as clear as water and as clear as a mirror, what ghosts can I have?" ”

At this time, the fifth and sixth brothers Ren and Ren Liu, who had arranged to stay in the "Song family's old store" and wait for Biaozi, also arrived.

The two brothers told Suoba a simple and concise account of the process of recovering Biaozi.

They said, "That day, a crazy fat old man came to the 'old shop of the Song family,' and the crazy old man told us to take our things and go to the back hillside, and when we got there, we could find the person we were waiting for." ”

The two brothers didn't believe the words of the crazy old man at first, the crazy old man looked like he was half-crazy, full of gossip, where did he come out? It can't be a liar, right?

The old hippie smiled and said: "Others laugh at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others who can't see through it." You are a mortal with the naked eye, where is the sacredness of the road of peace and poverty? ”

The two brothers don't know a lot of words, and they can't understand the crazy old words at all.

Now there is no other way but to be willing to hit the Admiralty with his head, regardless of whether he is good or bad, he can only listen to him once, so the two brothers went to the back hillside, and sure enough, after a while, Biaozi rolled down the hillside.

Suoba asked who these two old men were? And where did Biaozi go? How did you get back?

The two brothers also didn't know anything, and asked Biaozi about the ins and outs, and they talked for a long time, but in the end they couldn't explain it.

It turned out that Biaozi was led out by Zhu Bi and Xiao Dunzi with roast meat that night, and this Biaozi did fall down the cliff.

Then Zhu Bi also fell down, but Zhu Bi did it lightly, and when he fell more than ten feet, he reached out and grabbed the protruding stone of the cliff wall, so as not to fall to the bottom of the cliff.

If he falls to the bottom of the cliff, no matter how powerful he is, it will be useless, even if he is the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, he will be smashed to pieces.

Zhu Bi grabbed the stone and hung it in the air, he looked down, and there was a huge flat stone under his feet, like a large slow platform.

As soon as he let go of his hands and feet fell on the platform, he was stable for a moment, and walked towards the front of the platform, he blinked his little eyes and looked down, but Zhu Bi was scared a lot, and there was a bottomless abyss below.

Zhu Bi searched for a long time on the platform, trying to find the remains or clues of Biaozi, but he couldn't find even a single bear hair of Biaozi.

He concluded that Biaozi must have fallen under the abyss, and that if he fell by virtue of his tonnage, he would inevitably fall into a pulp.

Zhu Bi saw that the general trend of Biaozi was gone, so he simply protected himself! He groped with both hands for the cracks in the stone or whatever he could hold onto as a helping hand, and climbed up little by little.

Zhu Bi finally climbed up with a lot of effort, this is Zhu Bi, and if someone else had changed, he would have died a long time ago.

According to common sense, let alone one biaozi, even a hundred biaozi would have been shattered long ago.

After Biaozi fell off the cliff, he must have sunk much faster than others at his weight, and if others fell to the bottom of the cliff in ten minutes, he would have to land in five minutes.

It is also that people who do not deserve to die will be saved, and foolish people have foolish blessings, and a thousand-year-old pine grows on the cliff in the middle of the cliff.

The vitality of this ancient pine tree is extremely strong, and its branches are also very luxuriant.

The branches crisscross to form the shape of a large hand, which covers the sky and the sun, like a Buddha's hand that purifies all sentient beings.

Coincidentally, the book happened to fall into the hands of this big Buddha, and a thick layer of dead branches and rotten leaves were piled up in the palm of the Buddha's hand, which was full of elasticity.

Biaozi fell on it and was bounced up a few times, not only did it not hurt but was very comfortable?

This black guy is not a big deal except for being scratched during the fall, and this small injury is simply a little Kiss for the rough-skinned Biaozi.

Biaozi fell into the big hand like falling on the soft Simmons bed, in the words of Xiao Dunzi, it was so uncomfortable! He lay on the "Simmons bed" and basked in the sun, comfortable, beautiful and moisturized.

This big stupid bear was born heartless, lying down and actually falling asleep, and had a dream, and married a beautiful daughter-in-law in the dream.

This handsome new daughter-in-law is his dream lover Wang Tianjiao, and she can't help but laugh out loud in her dreams.

After all, dreams are dreams, and there is always a moment to wake up, but it depends on whether this cut-off point is just right

Biaozi is a natural unlucky bastard, and he is also uneasy in his dreams.

At such a wonderful moment, a crow quacked on a branch above his head, and woke the fool up.