Chapter 212: No, That Dog Isn't Thor, I Am!
"How, how is it possible!"
"How is this kind of thing possible!"
"This must be fake!"
There was silence for a long time before Thor's unbelievable, almost suffocating murmur sounded.
But when he saw Thor's eyes widen, his eyes staring at the Shiba Inu in front of him, his whole person seemed to have been struck by lightning.
What international jokes?
What an interstellar joke!
Who is he, Thor, son of Odin!
Isn't it even as good as a dog?
"No!"
"Father, no!"
After his features twisted a few times in disbelief from the sheer size, Thor roared again.
"One ...... Dog! β
"How is this possible!"
Asgard, on the throne of the royal palace.
Loki almost popped his eyes out, saying that he couldn't believe what he was seeing.
That's Thor's hammer!
Before Thor was stripped of his divine powers, no one in the whole of Asgard could hold it up except Thor.
But now.
A dog?
Loki also felt that his three views had completely collapsed.
Not only that, but Loki was there when Odin stripped Thor of his divine powers.
He knew exactly what Odin had cast on the hammer.
"Whoever is qualified to pick up a hammer will receive the power of Thor".
Don't......
Does a dog qualify for this?
This is ridiculous!
It's just a joke in the world.
Even Loki felt a deep humiliation.
Isn't it a great insult for a dog to pick up an artifact from Asgard?
"Hahaha!"
"Thor, who is loved by the people of Asgard and favored by his father and queen mother, is he not even as good as a dog?"
But after the initial surprise, Loki couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Seeing Thor being devastated to doubt his life and have a nervous breakdown, Loki felt a deep sense of relief again.
"Interesting."
"It's so much fun."
The corners of Loki's mouth couldn't help but hook up a smile, and he began to watch the show with great interest.
Of course.
It's not just about watching a good show.
As for why the dog was able to pick up Thor's hammer, Loki was also more curious.
"Put down my hammer!"
"Right now!"
Loki's gaze was watching.
Thor roared and rushed madly towards Shiba Inu Thor, trying to get his hammer back.
He couldn't bear that his hammer was actually "snatched" by a dog.
Sou!
Bang!
But Thor had just rushed in front of Shiba Inu Thor, and Shiba Inu Thor was a sharp somersault.
The body suddenly rose from the ground and jumped more than a meter high.
Somersault!
That's right, Shiba Inu actually did a somersault!
And that's not all.
Shiba Inu also kicked Thor in the chest, making a dull sound.
And then.
Thor's huge body flew upside down like a sandbag.
And Shiba Inu Thor?
After kicking Thor over, a beautiful jumper landed on the ground in a handsome manner.
This, this, this......
What the heck?
Coulson, Barton Black Widow and other S.H.I.E.L.D. agents were all dumbfounded.
That dog's skills can be so good?
If you ignore the body of the Shiba Inu, just look at its movements.
Coulson told the truth that even the most senior agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. would not have done any better.
What kind of weird dog is this?
"How can that be, you bastard!"
Unconvinced, Thor gritted his teeth again and rushed towards Shiba Inu Thor.
But how could he, who had lost his divine power and been completely reduced to an ordinary person, be the opponent of Shiba Inu Thor?
was easily beaten into a dog by Shiba Inu Thor.
"Wow, what's the situation?"
"What's the matter with this dog?"
Iron Man, who was usually in the temporary base, heard the movement and rushed to the scene in time, his eyes widened with excitement.
A dog somersault and side kick beat a strong man like a dog.
This style of painting is too weird, isn't it?
"Sir, something is completely wrong with this dog."
Hawkeye Barton said to Coulson with a straight face, "I guess he should also be from the Yuan Yang Realm. β
Coulson nodded as well.
Today, there is no more plausible explanation than this.
"Bugarati, is it in the Yuan Yang Realm?"
However, to be on the safe side, Coulson still confirmed with Bugalati beside him.
"Bugalati, hey, you're there too."
Iron Man also said hello to Bugarati.
For this person who has saved his life and has extraordinary skills, the iron man is still more polite, "I'm also curious about this, there should be a dog in the Yuanyang Realm, right?" The dogs there should be extraordinary, right? β
Obviously.
Even Iron Man has the same opinion as Coulson and others.
After all, this is also a natural inference.
There are no dogs on the earth that are so perverted.
This can't be called a dog anymore.
"There are indeed creatures like dogs in the Yuanyang Realm, and there are indeed very powerful dogs."
Bugarati couldn't give a conclusive conclusion, "But there are so many people who have dogs in the Yuanyang world, I can't know all the dogs." β
All right.
And that's true.
But even so, everyone became more and more sure that the dog was indeed a dog from the Yuan Yang Realm.
If that's the case......
"Hey, Mr. Shiba Inu, put down the hammer in your hand right away!"
Iron Man flew in front of Shiba Inu Thor with a swoop, and raised his hands to Shiba Inu Thor, "I don't know if you can understand me, but I think your IQ should be very high, and you should understand what I'm doing." β
Really.
With Iron Man's words, Shiba Inu Thor immediately abandoned Thor and turned to look at Iron Man.
He shook his head.
The meaning is obvious: don't let go!
Understand!
This dog can indeed understand himself!
Iron Man felt more and more the urge to beep the dog.
He'd been Iron Man for so long, and he had never thought of threatening a dog.
"If you understand, put the hammer down immediately, I don't want to hurt the critters, especially if you look so cute."
Iron Man said to Shiba Inu Thor again.
Shiba Inu Thunder didn't shake his head this time, but just waved the hammer in his hand all of a sudden, clearly indicating his attitude.
"OK, then I'm sorry."
Iron Man rushed towards Shiba Inu Thor, trying to snatch the Thor's hammer from Shiba Inu Thor's handβyes, let's call it a hand, after all, a paw can't hold a hammer.
But as soon as the talent got closer, Shiba Inu Thor slammed it with a hammer.
While!
With a loud bang, Iron Man was like a cannonball, and he was smashed to the ground by Shiba Inu Thor with a hammer.
it!
it!
The scene was shocked.
Iron Man was overturned by a dog hammer, can you believe it?
"What did I just go through?"
"I was hammered over by a dog?"
Iron Man who got up from the ground was a little dazed.
But now, he has thoroughly understood the power of Shiba Inu Thor, and he no longer dares to underestimate it.
"You brought this on yourself, Mr. Shiba Inu!"
Laugh at...... Bang!
Laugh at...... Bang!
Iron Man began to fire on Shiba Inu Thor, and began to bombard Shiba Inu Thor with palm cannons one after another.
But Shiba Inu Thor's movements are outrageously sensitive, scurrying left and right and tumbling, and easily dodging Iron Man's fierce output.
And that's not all.
At the same time.
Dangdang!
The hammer smashed even more on Iron Man's body, making an incomparably crisp metal crashing sound.
A man and a dog actually fought in front of everyone.
Crackling!
In the middle of the war.
Shiba Inu Thunder God raised the hammer in his hand all of a sudden, summoning a blazing thunderbolt.
Suddenly slashed at Iron Man.
Thor on one side was about to cry.
The dog picked up the hammer and didn't say anything, but it also summoned thunder and lightning?
Father, why are you doing this to me!
Crackling!
The next moment.
The thunderbolt completely struck Iron Man.
But Shiba Inu Thor obviously didn't understand the principle of Iron Man's action, and he didn't hurt Iron Man, not to mention, but also acted as a charger.
Charged Iron Man with a large wave of electricity.
Bang!
Iron Man released the huge amount of energy he had absorbed from his chest at once.
The huge energy flow instantly hit Shiba Inu Thor.
Blasted the Shiba Inu Thor out.
But......
Shiba Inu Thunder is also a god anyway.
The next moment, he jumped up from the ground easily, and it seemed that he was not affected at all.
And after this lesson, Shiba Inu Thor then changed his strategy.
Just use Thor's hammer as a big hammer, and no longer summon thunder and lightning.
began to engage in hand-to-hand combat with Iron Man.
Iron Man was immediately at a disadvantage.
After all, at this time, Iron Man's melee level is really scum, and he is basically reckless.
Jingle Bell!
Time.
The scene was filled with the sound of metal crashing.
Iron Man was immediately hammered by Shiba Inu Thor like a third grandson.
That's called an embarrassment.
Coulson and the others on the side were a little dumbfounded.
Iron Man was beaten like this by a dog, who would dare to believe it if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes?
It's like a joke.
Of course.
In the process, Coulson had already mobilized the elite agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. to come over.
A group of heavily armed agents had already surrounded the scene.
The muzzles of the black semi-automatic rifles are all aimed at the Shiba Inu Thor.
But before the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents could do it, they realized that there was no need for it.
Because the person in front of him from the Yuan Yang Realm, oh no, it should be said that the dog of the Yuan Yang Realm.
Doesn't seem to be a bad guy.
Bang!
In the fierce battle, he saw Shiba Inu Thor knocking Iron Man to the ground with a hammer.
Then a beautiful body rushed to Iron Man with lightning speed.
The hammer in his hand was even more ruthlessly swung out, smashing it hard at Iron Man's head.
And Iron Man has not yet regained his stability, and he has not had time to dodge at all.
Shiba Inu Thor's hammer is about to hit Iron Man's head.
"Stark!"
"Stark!"
There were several exclamations at the scene.
But Shiba Inu Thor's speed is just too fast.
It's so fast that everyone doesn't have time to react, let alone rescue.
The battle between those two super soldiers is not something that ordinary people can interfere in at all.
But what no one expected was that just when they were worried that Iron Man's head would be blown off, Shiba Inu Thor put the hammer away by himself.
They didn't intend to kill Iron Man at all!
Iron Man was taken by surprise.
This man could have killed himself, but he didn't do it?
"Your hammer, why don't you hammer it down?"
Iron Man couldn't help but stare at Shiba Inu Thor and asked.
Shiba Inu Thor thought about it and pressed a switch with his hand that he had brought with him.
Suddenly a voice sounded inside.
"I'm Thor!"
Nani!
Thor Thor?
The people around him were all stimulated.
A dog that says he's Thor?
Isn't that too much of a joke?
Well?
Wrong!
If it were Shiba Inu Thor who said that he was Thor as soon as he came up, no one at the scene would believe it.
But now it's different.
Shiba Inu Thor has even blown up the hammer of Iron Man, and the hammer exclusive to Thor is still used so six!
As soon as they thought of this, everyone hesitated.
Although Thor is a dog or something, it is more broken, but what does the real Thor look like, who has ever seen it?
What, what kind of rice thing?
The corners of Hammer Gotor's mouth twitched suddenly, and he really wanted to dismantle the Shiba Inu Thor in pieces.
You guy, not to mention robbing Bento's hammer, do you want to rob Bento's identity!
You're here to me on purpose, right?
"Thor!"
Bugalati's surprised voice sounded, of course, it was Rorschach who deliberately brought the rhythm, "So he is Thor?" No wonder you were able to pick up Thor's hammer! β
"This, this ......"
Black Widow was dumbfounded, "This is the craziest thing I've ever heard, Thor, actually, a dog?" β
"Agent Natasha, please don't think about things with your usual thinking, you still have too little knowledge."
"In the Yuan Yang Realm, many powerful people are not human beings."
Bugarati added an explanation.
Immediately, Black Widow was speechless.
Oh, yes.
God is human or something, that's all inherent thinking.
Don't......
This Shiba Inu in front of you is really Thor?
was brainwashed by Bugarati, and everyone, including Coulson Iron Man, couldn't help but believe it one by one.
"It turns out that Thor is actually a dog, which is really unexpected."
A S.H.I.E.L.D. agent sighed in disapproval.
"What a joke!"
Only Hammer Brother Thor roared, and rushed towards Shiba Inu Thor again, "I'm Thor, you beast is impersonating!" Say, "Who sent you?" β
However, at this moment, who would believe Brother Hammer?
After a series of comparisons, in everyone's hearts, Brother Hammer is a psychopath with an abnormal brain.
"Take him down!"
Coulson couldn't stand it anymore.
Immediately ordered a few S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, and forcibly dragged Brother Hammer away without saying anything.
"No, you can't do that to me!"
"I am Thor, son of Odin!"
The people were dragged away, and Thor's roar was still heard in the distance.
But at this moment, there is no one to take care of Thor.
(End of chapter)