"Well, it's not a stranger to the ceiling......"

Jimi opened his eyes groggily, he felt as if the back of his head was swollen with a big bag, and he was about to reach out to touch it, only to find that his whole body was tightly tied with rope, and even his mouth was taped with adhesive tape.

Feeling the touch of the rope in the meat, Tomome finally came to his senses, and he realized that this was his own kitchen, but it was no longer his own territory.

His younger brother Wu Mi was also tied into a zongzi, looking at himself with a sad face, as if to say, "Brother, let's plant it this time." ”

"Hey."

A big smiling face caught in Tomome's eyes, and the texture of the six whiskers on the other party's face made Tomome finally remember what had happened.

The two brothers were cleaned up by this little kid who looked like he was about ten years old?

Yu was still facing Naruto's face, and no one in the world recognized him anyway: "Hah, are you awake?" I'm sorry, but I've usually slaughtered the people I've caught before, and I'm rarely tied up like this, so this rope may not be very comfortable on my body, so let's understand each other. ”

What are you talking about, why don't I understand?

Although it felt that this little ghost was talking inexplicably, Zhimi heard the other party say "slaughtered" as if nothing happened, and knew that the other party must have killed someone, and he couldn't help but be scared in his heart, knowing that this time he kicked the seed iron ball.

Yu sighed: "I finally have an identity that can be used on the surface, I still want to be a good citizen, but you have to bump into me, then you don't blame me...... Isn't it a peaceful society now, why are there so many rats? ”

It's a peaceful society, but you don't look at where you're going?

Zhimi rolled his eyes wildly in his heart, obviously he came to the black market, and he was embarrassed to dislike the fact that there were many rats here, if you don't take the initiative to contact these gray areas, life will naturally be peaceful and stable.

Although he secretly despised it in his heart, Zhimi still pulled out a flattering smile on his face, but because the tape stuck to his mouth, this smile was more like crying.

Sensing what the other party wanted to say, Uchiha Gochi tore off the tape from Tomami's mouth.

"Poof...... Big brother spares his life, we don't know what to do. ”

Zhimi opened his mouth and said with a smile: "You also said that it is a society under the rule of law now, and you can't kill people indiscriminately!" ”

"Net nonsense."

Uchiha rolled his eyes, reached out and glued Zhimi's mouth again, and lifted the ban on Takemi: "Come, see what you can say, don't you?" ”

"Big brother spare your life, we have money, we can spend money to buy our lives! I have saved more than 200,000 yuan, and my brother has at least 500,000 yuan, I will tell you his bank password, don't be impulsive! ”

"Oh?"

Uchiha raised his eyebrows: "I love to hear this, Dream Demon, on!" ”

"Dream ~ None ~"

The dream demon jumped out of the dark ball, staring at the cunning little eyes, the jewel on his neck flashed, Wu Mi's eyes instantly became dull, and the heart of Zhimi on the side was startled.

"What's your name?"

"Wumi."

"What does he have to do with you?"

"He's my brother Tomi, dear."

"Oh-"

Uchiha Yu deliberately lengthened his tone: "Then the money you said before, is it true or ......"

"Fake!"

"Huh?" The Uchiha raised his eyebrows: "That's the truth?" ”

"Be quiet!" Uchiha Mi gave Tomome next to him a slap, and he was interrogating him here, and he suddenly had his mouth gagged with duct tape as if he had been stimulated by something, and he was still humming there.

"The truth is that we have more money than that."

Wu Mi didn't have any emotion in his voice, completely ignoring the crazy look of his brother next to him: "I saved 2.47 million, and my brother is less, probably only more than 1.5 million, because when I did those things before, I swallowed some of them while he wasn't paying attention." ”

"Brother and brother, it's interesting."

Uchiha Yu looked at Tomome, and the dream demon comprehended, allowing the other party to follow in the footsteps of Takemi and enter the mode of knowing everything.

"Why were you so excited?"

"If we ask Wumi to hand over all our money, we will have to drink the northwest wind."

Zhimi said unconsciously: "And in addition, I know that Wumi is making small moves behind his back, so I have already transferred all his money to my name."

He thought he had a lot of money, but in fact he didn't even have a thousand dollars. ”

"It's worthy of being an elder brother, the devil is one foot taller."

The Uchiha Yu complimented, and he and the dream demon listened with relish: "What do you mean by what Takemi said about "those things", tell me more?" ”

The two of you and I, like pouring beans, explained all their old bottoms, which surprised Yu Tu, and he suddenly found that these two brothers were talents.

The two are not a joint group, their hometown is Guandu Nibi City, and when they were children, they followed the "motorcycle rioters" blindly, and they were also regarded as "a pest" in the local area.

Later, the "leading brother" of the rampant clan was dizzy and told them that he had found a "way to get money quickly", that is, to cooperate in the game city to cheat, and if you are lucky, everyone will not worry about eating and drinking in the future.

When the two brothers heard this, there was still such a good thing?

So he immediately made a decision, and followed the leading brother to do a big business.

The beginning went well, but unfortunately the game city was opened by Team Rocket: Boss Sakaki dares to pick up the wool?

Overnight, the Runaways were turned upside down by Team Rocket.

Only the two brothers were more clever, and when they saw that something was wrong, they hid in their bodies in the stinky mud and slipped away from the sewers.

Wanted by Team Rocket, Guan Du couldn't stay anymore, and they mixed up on a ship and ran to Hoenn to start over.

Relying on the ability to see the wind and steer the rudder, the brothers were accepted by a certain boss as subordinates, and they were responsible for selling some shady goods for him, but they also mixed up.

So the two brothers floated again, not only taking chicken feathers as arrows, but also deceiving their superiors and subordinates, and selling the fakes to the Fire Rock Team and the Marine Fleet.

The big guy who took in the two brothers didn't know what was going on, and when he woke up, he found that his territory had been divided by the two big brothers, and he had become a prisoner.

The weak-hearted brothers continued to flee, disguised themselves, and were abducted and stolen all the way, and came to the United area.

As a result, he worked as a pickpocket at the MLM conference of the plasma team, and almost stole the spirit of the Seven Sages Rod......

"I've heard that Team Plasma let the Dark Iron Triangle hunt us down, but fortunately, they don't have as much control over the underworld as Team Rocket in the United Forces, so we hid in the black market where even Team Plasma can't be too presumptuous."

"After that, I built a restaurant here, and I actually lost money......

"And then you put your hand on me?"

Uchiha Yu looked at the two "talents" in front of him, and said from the bottom of his heart: "Don't talk about anything else, you have reached the point of reaching the peak of your ability to offend people!" ”

Zhimi explained: "We will definitely not think crookedly about the guests who don't look good, so we will look for those who are easy to bully, so that even if we snatch their elves away, they will not dare to make trouble in public in the black market." ”

"Because you look stupid... So we ......."

When Wu Mi said, "Silly, let's chirp", an expression of struggle flashed on his face, and it seemed that even if he was caught in the illusion, the instinctive desire to survive was still very strong.

Uchiha Mi's eyelids jumped, not angry, not angry, he was talking about Naruto Uzumaki's face, what does it matter to me Uchiha Mi?

When the dream demon on the side heard this, she couldn't help but snicker beside her, and the word "silly, baw" kept echoing in her mind.

"So, you offended people everywhere, not only did you not lack arms or legs, but you also saved a lot of money?"

Uchiha Mi smiled slightly: "Moreover, you also volunteered to give me this money for free, and even gave me this shop?" ”