Chapter 67: Listen to it
"Coach, I want to learn art."
"Don't make a fuss, control your birds."
On the back of the giant bird, three people stood.
The two Uchiha brothers, and a depressed Deidara.
"If you don't want to teach me, why do you want me to watch those-"
Deidara's face was full of decadence, as if she had lost her dream: "I don't want to touch this clay when I see that, it's an explosion, I'm a firecracker for a child to play with." ”
"Even if you want to change careers, at least you have to send the two of us to our destination, and I'll give you a fare."
Uchiha Yu stretched: "Besides, let you see that, is it just to teach you?"
Then if you see that I have a lot of money, do you want me to teach you to make money? ”
"That's not what I said, that's my dream, my pursuit, my ......"
"But you're my captive now, so you're not qualified to talk about so many conditions."
The Uchiha interrupted Deidara's chanting: "Let's beat you in the open, what's the dissatisfaction?" ”
"Although it is because of the reason of restraint, but ...... It's really humiliating to lose to a psychic beast. ”
Deidara couldn't help but hide his face: "And it was defeated by the explosion, it seems to be even more humiliating." ”
"How so?"
Yu was curious: "Those of you who pursue art, even if you are defeated by the art you are pursuing, shouldn't you sigh "The Sprinkle family is worth this life", and then end up smiling?" ”
"Hmm...... You feel terrible when your friends are worse at studying than you.
You feel worse when your friends are studying better than you. ”
Deidara complained: "I get angry when I see people who don't know how to appreciate my art at all.
But when I see someone who is far superior to me in this art, I will yearn for it, but I will also be frustrated. ”
"My ideal plot is like this."
Dida stretched out a finger: "First of all, a child who likes to explode, but is not understood by his family, suffers.
This is a prerequisite for understanding my art, but not better than me.
Then, like God, I descended to that child, brought light to him, took him as a disciple, and spread my art.
And I became the head of the house, creating ......"
"Stop, stop."
"What are you doing?"
Deidara turned her head dissatisfiedly and said, "I'm fantasizing." ”
"You're going to hit the mountain."
Sasuke reminded him faintly, looking at the ground, estimating if he would fall to his death if he fell from this height......
My cousin shouldn't watch himself fall to his death, right?
"Ahh
At the last moment, Deidara avoided the rocks and breathed a long sigh of relief: "I'm sorry, I'm distracted."
Damn, when am I going to put an automatic transmission for this shit. ”
Uchiha Mi: "......"
It used to be called the art of the clay giant bird, but now that it has a new love, the clay giant bird has become a broken thing, right?
Deidara was kicked out of the village at the age of nine due to a bombing attack, and then at the age of twelve, he was tricked into joining the Akatsuki organization, eventually dying at the age of nineteen.
In this way, the other party is two years older than Sasuke and four years younger than himself.
Ten-year-old Deidara has a relatively simple personality, although he was very simple until his death, but now he is not as crazy as he will be.
When a rebellious teenager joins a pyramid scheme, he probably has such a wonderful reaction!
Although it is very cool to bully Deidara who has not grown up, this melon baby is out of tune!
Obviously, Deidara's combat IQ is not low, why is it a comic?
"Be quiet, as a captive, you should have the consciousness of a captive."
Yu's face sank: "Do you want to notify your family members and ask them to send a ransom over, the kind that will tear up the ticket if you don't send me?" ”
"No, I'm only ten years old."
Deidara wailed, "Although I was mentally prepared for death when I became a ninja, I was unwilling to die so inconspicuously when I saw such a spectacular scenery in the illusion.
I could have endured the darkness if I hadn't seen the light~~"
"Stop, why are you still singing?"
Yu hurriedly interrupted: "Then you say, what can I get?" ”
"Hmm...... I have a junior sister who is old and good-looking, why don't you introduce it to you? ”
Deidara said tentatively: "In this way, we will be a family from now on, and you will be able to teach me art with confidence!" ”
Good fellow, you're a real kid.
Uchiha Yu's face was black: "That's it, I won't be delusional about it, since you are a disciple of the three generations of Tsuchikage, the Light and Heavy Rock Art will be the general association."
Hand it over, and I'll let you go." ”
Or tear up the ticket, Uchiha Mi quietly made up the following words in his heart.
"No, it won't."
Deidara shook her head like a rattle: "The old man's set of broken ninjutsu, I don't bother to learn any of them, it's not as good as my art!" ”
"Lying, huh?"
Yu's eyes narrowed slightly: "As we all know, the three generations of Tsuchikage can fly with the technique of light and heavy rocks, and you can also fly."
So the argument is valid, and you still say that you don't know how to light and heavy rocks? ”
"This giant bird has nothing to do with light and heavy rocks!"
Deidara shouted: "I used clay to imitate the structure of a bird, and it was blown up into the sky several times to make it fly normally!" ”
You kid turns out to be a scientific research talent!
Uchiha Yu was stunned for a moment, and after thinking about it carefully, the members of the Xiao organization can not only fight, but they are also talents.
Deidara makes clay sculptures, and Xiaonan origami molds.
Scorpion micro-is very strong, big snake pill biotechnology.
The horns have a hand in charge of money, and the flying section is ...... Fei Duan can be used as research material for Orochimaru......
"This won't be, that won't."
Uchiha shook his head: "Then you should be a means of transportation for a while, maybe one day when I am happy, I will break the seal on your body?" ”
"If you are not happy one day, you will slaughter me, right?"
Deidara rolled her eyes: "Then again, what are you two Uchiha doing in the Grass Ninja Village, even if you betray the village and go to another country, you won't go there, there is no future!" ”
"Why are you asking so much?"
Yu rubbed his eyebrows, the country of grass is between the two countries of fire and earth, and the domestic politics are corrupt, relying on the thighs of Konoha to survive.
To the north of the country of grass is the country of Taki, a weak but tailed village.
To the south is the Land of Rain, where the base camp of the Akatsuki organization is located, so there are often members of the Akatsuki who wander to the Land of Grass.
If you're lucky, you might be able to randomly bump into the duo of the Xiao Organization.
And the real destination of the royal is actually the country of the wind, because you want to avoid the location of the akatsuki organization, so you need to go around from the country of earth, and the country of grass is exactly on this route.
Thinking of the plot of the original book, Uchiha Goya also wanted to try his luck and see if he could gain something there.
"Cousin, what are you thinking?"
Sasuke asked curiously, his cousin always liked to wander like this suddenly, as if he was thoughtful.
According to his understanding of his cousin, he was probably planning some kind of conspiracy...... Ahem, what a clever plan!
"I'm thinking about a story."
Uchiha Yu sighed and looked at Sasuke: "I told you the story of Naruto Uzumaki before, but I was interrupted by this kid, and I didn't bother to continue talking, I'll tell you when I'm in a better mood."
But there's another story here, and I'm also a member of the Uzumaki clan, so I'll tell you whatever you want, and you can listen to it as you like. ”