Chapter 336: Super Bear Child Nezha: Avengers, get out of the way
What's the situation?
That bead turned into a child?
What the hell is this?
The surrounding melon-eating crowd was all taken aback, the beads turned into people or something, it's too magical, right?
Swish!
The next moment.
The eyes of the scene were all on the "weird child".
But I saw that the strange child was about five or six years old, and he looked like he had an oriental face, and he was wearing strange clothes.
Of course, that's not a problem.
The real question is, how ugly the kid is.
The eyes are so big, and the facial features are as if they are stiffly inlaid on the plate of the face, and there is no beauty at all.
Uglier than any Oriental you've ever seen.
"Isn't it, the bead has become a man?"
"He can't be an alien."
"I guess, it doesn't look like an earthling."
The melon-eating masses began to talk again.
Sou!
And the next moment.
The "alien" jumped up from the ground and put his hands in his pants.
His oversized eyes widened, and he looked at the world around him with interest.
There was a lot of curiosity and excitement inside.
"Hello, I'm Nezha!"
"What about you!"
Nezha also waved his hand to everyone excitedly and greeted everyone.
There is no doubt that the person who was "conceived" from the beads was none other than Nezha.
It is worth mentioning.
The bead that fell from the sky was actually nothing, just a small magic weapon refined by Rorschach.
He used it specifically to come up with some gimmicks.
Besides.
It is also to let Nezha's appearance be integrated into the background of the dungeon of the Moon Worship Master's search for the spirit bead.
Although it is a bit blunt, it is true that the bead that fell from the sky designed by Rorschach is actually a magic pill.
In Rorschach's copy, Nezha is transformed from this "magic pill", or the incarnation of this magic pill.
So what is the relationship between the magic pill and the spirit beads that the Lunatic Cult mainly refines?
What is the relationship between the magic pill falling from the sky and the moon worship master?
These Rorschach are all designed, and they will unfold slowly.
As for now.
Let's let Nezha do a good job of things first and earn a wave of legendary points.
"He spoke to us."
"If you can speak Earth, you're not an alien?"
"Nonsense, that's a yellow-skinned monkey!"
Whispers sounded around him, and everyone began to talk around Nezha again.
Seeing that everyone kept responding to his greetings, Nezha was still very excited.
He jumped and jumped dozens of meters away in a flash.
Jumped out of the crater and jumped in front of everyone.
Ahh
The people who ate melons were all stunned and dumbfounded.
Originally, everyone thought that Nezha was a little bean ding, although the way of appearance was enough, but he always didn't pay enough attention to it in his heart.
After all, Nezha is too small.
Can now?
How many tens of meters can you jump?
Only then did everyone really realize that the little bean in front of them was not an ordinary person at all.
"Huh?"
"What is this thing? It's pretty good. ”
didn't care about the reaction of the people around him, Nezha's gaze fell on an overturned car not far away.
He took two steps forward, stretched out his hand, and lifted the car up at once.
It's like holding a toy, flipping around and looking at it.
Hiss!
Suddenly, there was a sound of gasping around.
This and this, this is a bit exaggerated, right?
And so.
All of a sudden, the melon-eating crowd all dispersed.
"Oh, don't go!"
Nezha was playing with the car in his hand that was bigger than himself, and when he turned around, he saw that the people who ate melons were scattered.
A flash of loss flashed across his face.
But a child is a child after all, and his attention was quickly refocused on the car in his hand.
It was a novelty to him.
Whew!
The whizzing cars in the next lane attracted Nezha's attention, and Nezha turned his head and glanced at it.
After observing for a while, his eyes lit up directly: "It turns out that this is for running, I understand!" ”
Rumble!
Nezha stretched out his hand and put the cart on the ground.
Then he jumped behind the car and gave it a hard push.
The car roared straight up.
Nezha suddenly showed a happy smile.
Just pushed the cart and played happily on the road.
Bang bang bang!
The cars that were parked on the road because of the magic pill falling accident were knocked over by Nezha one after another.
"Those guys again."
"Quick, run!"
"Let's jump!"
In the midst of exclamations.
The people in the car, the people passing by, and the people watching from afar all fled in a hurry.
Nezha was left alone.
But even if there is only one person, Nezha is still having fun, after all, there are toys.
He looked at the roadway that was full of congestion, and he couldn't enjoy it.
So he casually threw away the car that he had scrapped and picked up another car.
Jumped off the street and onto the street next door.
"Let's go!"
"Let's go!"
shouted at the top of his voice, Nezha kicked the car, and the car immediately sped up.
Nezha jumped up and sat on the roof of the car, screaming happily.
But soon.
Rumble!
The car crashed directly into a store, and the scene immediately overturned.
……
"The bead fell, but it turned into a boy!"
"No, I wouldn't call 'him' a boy, a boy can't use a real car as a toy."
"Natasha, go faster."
Quin-style fighter jets.
The Avengers looked at the synchronized picture from S.H.I.E.L.D., and their expressions were not to mention how wonderful it was.
On the way here, they were still worried about whether the bead was a spirit bead.
As a result, who would have thought that things would take such a sudden turn.
That bead actually became a human!
No, it should be said that it has become a monster.
Although it looks like just a small bean, the power is clearly a monster.
Judging by its performance, I'm afraid that except for the Hulk, there is no one in the entire Avengers who can compete with it.
It's a bit perverted.
Where did the avengers dare to slack off, they turned the speed of the Kun fighter to the maximum, and rushed towards the direction where Nezha appeared at full speed.
It's just that what everyone didn't expect was that when they arrived at the scene, Nezha had long since disappeared.
Only the mess of one place was left, and there were countless citizens who were trembling with fear.
Looking around, I saw that on that street, I don't know how many stores have been destroyed.
Cracks appeared in the walls, and large holes appeared.
Some stores have been directly reduced to ruins.
It's like being swept by the Hulk.
That's a miserable one.
How lethal Nezha's play is, anyone who has watched the movie understands it, but he is a ruthless man who almost demolished the entire yard just by kicking the shuttlecock.
In this modern society, let him play unscrupulously, and the lethality may not be less than that of the Hulk.
"Nick, we're here, but the kid is gone."
"We need his latest position."
Captain America immediately contacted the boiled egg and asked the other party about the situation.
"He's bouncing as well as Hulk! Wait a minute, Captain, I suggest you get over at once. ”
"That kid, he's been in a park."
Park?
Captain America's expression froze slightly, and without saying a word, he continued to track down with all the Avengers.
……
Bang bang bang!
A few kilometers away from Captain America they were in a square.
A group of high school students are playing football with gusto.
"What kind of ball are you kicking?"
"Is it okay for me to play with you?"
Suddenly, an excited voice rang out.
When a few high school students who were playing football heard this, they turned their heads to look at it.
I saw a very ugly child, looking at them with his head sticking out.
His eyes were shining, and he looked like he wanted to join in.
"Freak, get out of here!"
"Who's going to play with you, ugly bastard!"
High school students naturally refuse to play with Nezha.
categorically rejected Nezha, and ruthlessly ridiculed Nezha.
Freak, ugly, such words made Nezha's face ugly.
Several high school students didn't notice at all, and Nezha was already angry.
Bang bang bang!
Everyone is still playing as if nothing happened.
During this period, a high school student wearing glasses kicked the ball out at once, and kicked it next to Nezha.
"Hey, ugly, kick the ball over!"
The glasses high school student shouted at Nezha very naturally.
"Okay!"
Nezha smiled, walked leisurely to the side of the ball, and flew up.
Bang!
The soccer ball exploded directly!
Then he flew up in the air, streaked through an afterimage, and slammed into the street lamp on the side of the road.
Bang!
The street lamp was directly smashed.
Hiss!
Several high school students all gasped and began to tremble all over their bodies.
"I'm sorry, I kicked the ball badly."
Nezha smiled, it was that kind of bad smile.
Then he jumped in front of a marble ball mound in three or two steps, "Why don't you kick this?" ”
Bang!
Fly up with a kick.
The entire marble ball mound was kicked away.
It flew a few kilometers away and smashed into a building on the street outside.
Smashed a big hole in the wall.
Click!
The entire wall cracked all at once, and the huge cracks began to spread like cobwebs around them.
Boom!
The sound of swallowing saliva sounded, and several high school students, including everyone around them, were all dumbfounded.
"Who are the ugly monsters you just said?"
Nezha walked towards the high school students step by step at this time.
"Enough kids!"
"It's time to stop."
A voice rang out.
Captain America and the Avengers appear one after another.
"Avengers!"
"It's the Avengers!"
Several high school students were in high spirits.
Because of the fact that Yuan Yangjie continues to come out to do things, the current Avengers have much more prestige than in the original movie.
"Who are you?"
Nezha's attention was quickly attracted by the avengers.
"We are the Avengers!"
Bruce Banner explained to Nezha with a gentle face.
"Avengers?"
Nezha tilted his head and thought about it, and asked seriously, "Are you looking for someone to take revenge?" ”
"No, we're not looking for revenge, we're just keeping the city safe."
Captain America said to Nezha seriously, "Listen kid, we don't want to sweep your Yaxing, but you need to stop." ”
"Why, I'm having fun!"
Nezha was suddenly unhappy.
"You're having a good time, but look at what you've made the city look like."
The Black Widow pointed to the mess around her, especially the building where Nezha had carved a hole.
Nezha stuck out his tongue slightly: "It seems to be a little too strong." ”
"It's not a little, kid."
Hawkeye Barton added, "Hulk isn't as good as you." ”
"Hulk, who is he? Is he powerful? ”
Nezha began to ask questions with great interest, and all kinds of questions continued, that is, an authentic child.
This not only relieved the Avengers, but also gave the Avengers a slight headache.
Happily, the child in front of him, who was inexplicably transformed from the beads, didn't look like a bad person.
He is indeed a child in his heart.
But that's where the headache lies.
Children won't listen to you.
They bitterly talked to Nezha and tried to take Nezha back to the Avengers base.
But Nezha simply ignored it.
He even asked the Avengers to play with him.
"Mother-in-law and mother are so long-winded, it's really annoying."
"If you don't play with me, then I'll play by myself!"
Nezha waved his hand and walked away with an unhappy face.
Sou!
But before he could go far, Captain America once again blocked Nezha's way.
"I'm sorry kid, but we have to take you back."
Captain America said to him resolutely.
With such a destructive and destabilizing factor as Nezha, it is impossible for the Avengers to let each other wreak havoc in the city.
"You're not annoying! Go away! ”
"Why should I go back with you? I don't even know you! ”
Nezha waved his hand impatiently and continued to take a step.
"Sorry kid, I can't let you pass."
Captain America crossed over and blocked Nezha's path.
Bang!
Before the words fell, Captain America flew out directly.
Because Nezha punched Captain America and hammered Captain America out.
"You won't let me live, I'll live by myself!"
Nezha shook his fist with a disapproving expression.
"Captain, what should we do now?"
Hawkeye Barton immediately shouted in the communication channel.
They Avengers really never imagined that one day, they would do something to a child!
"What to do? Are you going to see the excitement? ”
"It's been so long, it's time to move your muscles."
"But be careful, don't hurt that child, he's just a child."
After a pause, he added, "Bear child." ”
(End of chapter)