Chapter 18 Straight men don't deserve a girlfriend
[Please give me a dozen of such sweatshirts!] γ
[The other guests were stunned, okay]
[Look closely, Yun Zhao has a 'I already knew it would be like this']
[Self-styled most rule-abiding guest/laughing to death]
[I feel that except for Mr. Ye, Mr. Lin, Yun Zhao and Jing Mohan, no one present really abides by the rules]
The truth is just like what this netizen said.
The things that Jing Mohan and the four of them brought were a change of clothes and toiletries, and there was no little cutie hidden.
And Cheng Yan's suitcase actually hid a box of potato chips and a pack of spicy strips!
Xu Xin looked at the snacks confiscated from her, and sneered again: "Evil, sin!"
Cheng Yan: "......"
It's over, her ladylike image is gone......
The next one is Yuwen Bridge.
She is also one of the few people who is calm.
She was not very easy to squat down in a cheongsam, so she let the staff check it for herself.
Seeing her so calm, I really thought she didn't hide anything in her suitcase.
After checking the clothes, there were no banknotes or snacks hidden inside.
The rest is just some toiletries.
Seeing this, Yu Wenqiao arrogantly spoke: "Look, I'll just say that I didn't bring anything that shouldn't be brought......"
"Wait," the staff member interrupted suddenly, "there seems to be a non-obvious mezzanine here. β
The staff noticed this and reached over.
Yu Wenqiao was too late to stop it, so he could only close his eyes in despair.
Ye Nanzhou, who was next to her, peeked at her expression, and the corners of his mouth slowly pursed up a little.
Sure enough, the staff found five hundred dollars from the mezzanine.
At this time, Xu Xin was no longer able to complain.
When Lin Xingshen arrived, he held his suitcase and didn't let go, and the big bags and small bags hidden under his clothes couldn't be hidden.
"Don't, director...... They are my spiritual pillars! I can't live without themβ"
No matter how Lin Xingshen begged for mercy, the director had no intention of letting him go...... spiritual pillars.
Let the staff collect them one by one, Lin Xing's distressed heart twitched one by one.
[Ahhh Give him food!! γ
[Bao, don't cry, my sister will buy it for you! ] As much as you want! γ
[Hahaha, am I the only one who saw the staff collect a small pile of snacks from Lin Xingshen? γ
[Xingshen has contributed a lot of snacks to this party]
[Hahahaha Cheng Yan really dares to say]
[My sister looks so beautiful when she eats spicy strips...... I can't do it anymore, it's hard for me to imagine Cheng Yan eating spicy strips! / I'm sorry, I poke myself in the eye]
[Teacher Yu's hiding is so good that it has been discovered, this young lady has superpowers! ] γ
[That's right! This is the ability of 'money']
In the end, it was Fu Shiyu and Shen Zhiyi.
Without waiting for the staff to come over, Shen Zhiyi took out something and held it in his arms, and took several steps back.
looked at the staff vigilantly and defensively, and shouted in Xu Xin's direction: "Director, it's just a pack of innocent hot pot base!"
"Poof......
Jing Mohan was amused by her expression.
Even Yun Zhao and Lin Sheng were amused by her, pursed the corners of their lips and laughed.
Yu Wenqiao and Ye Nanzhou also couldn't help laughing.
Hot pot base?!
Hearing these words, Lin Xingshen, Yun Wan and Cheng Yan instantly stood up.
"Director! It's not a snack! β
"Director, it's just a base! Shall we let it go? β
"Ask Director Xu to leave us little poor people a little way to live!"
"Director, the snacks have been given to you, can we leave the hot pot base for us?"
"Nope." Xu Xin ruthlessly refused.
"Ah......h
Lin Xingshen lowered his head in frustration.
However, Xu Xin's voice sounded again: "But on the last night, I can let you eat a hot pot, and I will use this base."
"Good, good!"
"No problem, no problem!"
"Director Xu, you are the best director I have ever met!"
"How many directors have you met?"
"One hahahahahahaha."
A few children, you and I are funny, and the scene is very harmonious.
When Shen Zhiyi handed over the hot pot base, he didn't forget to recommend: "This base is really good and fragrant, there are no food additives, I asked the assistant to contact the agent to send a few more packs, and everyone can have a hot pot feast together!"
"Yay!"
"Thank you, Sister Zhiyi!"
"Well, just thinking about it makes me drool."
"What should I do, I really want to hurry up to the last day."
Many staff cheered, and a little girl jumped up to thank her.
Shen Zhiyi smiled and said to her politely.
[Shen Zhiyi openly brings goods, this is]
[A pack of hot pot base is just a pack, I haven't seen the world / speechless]
[Hahahahahaha
[I have a hunch that Fu Shiyu's suitcase must be hiding something! γ
[What is a pack of hot pot base?] Keep your dog's eyes open and see clearly, this is the exclusive hot pot base of the Imperial Food Workshop! γ
[Found, checked! ] This is really the hot pot base of the Imperial Food Workshop, the key is not that it is expensive, but that it is not easy to buy! Shen Zhiyi said lightly that he would send several packs to the program team! γ
[Call Sister Yi Niu Pi! ] γ
[The cow is a fart, it must have been bought by an old man, and I still need to think about it]
[A hot pot base that is difficult to buy from a high-class wealthy family like the Tang family, you say that the old man can easily have several packs? ] So Shen Zhiyi really married a top wealthy family? /Dog's Headγ
There was a quarrel on the barrage about this matter.
But at this time, there was a barrage suddenly:
[No, didn't anyone notice that the Imperial Food Workshop was an industry owned by the Shen family? Shen Zhiyi also happens to be surnamed Shen ......]
[What do you want to say before?] Do you want to say that Shen Zhiyi is the eldest lady of the Shen family? I'll you! γ
[That is, the same surname, some people guess something, it's all scattered]
"The last guest, you don't have to struggle anymore, hand in what you should hand in, otherwise you will be searched by the staff, but you will be publicly executed like some guests."
Xu Xin looked at Fu Shiyu and said slowly.
Several people who have been publicly executed: "......"
Director Xu is connotating them, right?
Fu Shiyu innocently spread his hands, "Director, I really didn't bring anything I shouldn't have brought, how do you want me to hand it in?" β
Scold.
Another one who lies without blinking.
"Then ask my staff to check it out!"
When I was covering the suitcase just now, except for Lin Xingshen, who was the fastest to cover, I didn't believe that I couldn't find anything.
Xu Xin looked at the staff to check it, and pointed at his hands and feet: "Don't let go of the pockets of those clothes, see if there is a hat with a hat rope, take it out for him, and the insole, pick it up for him, by the way, he doesn't have a mezzanine, right?"
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Fu Shiyu shouted with an expression of disbelief: "It's not the director, just flip your pocket, what the hell is picking up the insole?!"
Xu Xin didn't answer him with a leisurely expression.
Lin Xingshen, who was next to him, turned his head sideways and looked at him and asked, "Did you really hide the money in your shoes?"
Fu Shiyu: "How is it possible?!"
Lin Xingshen pretended not to hear it, and asked exaggeratedly: "What?" You say there is? β
Fu Shiyu sighed, "I said no!" No! β
Lin Xingshen was yelled at and leaned back, with a painful face: "No, no, why are you yelling so loudly."
"Aren't I afraid you won't hear behind your ears?"
"I thank you."
At the end of the bickering between the two, the staff was seen pouring out six hundred yuan in a row from the shoes with the insoles removed.
The money was folded individually, and three hundred were placed in each shoe.
ββ¦β¦β¦β¦β
After five seconds of silence, Lin Xingshen's shocked voice erupted at the scene:
"You still say you didn't hide?!"
Yun Zhao moved his lips, and his tone was a little difficult: "This must be a flavorful money."
As the words fell, the crowd erupted in laughter.
Shen Zhiyi sighed with his forehead, and silently moved two small steps to the side.
This person must not be her son.
Fu Shiyu's face was slightly red, and he gritted his teeth and explained: "This is a new shoe!" New Shoes! The kind I haven't worn yet! β
"This ...... It doesn't seem to be a new question. β
Jing Mohan couldn't fix Fu Shiyu in one sentence.
He squatted down on the spot, and silently turned his back and planted mushrooms on the ground, and the back of his head was full of depression.
There was another chuckle around.
Fu Shiyu was even more depressed.
But the director also stuck a knife: "Didn't bring anything that shouldn't be bring?" So what is it? β
Fu Shiyu: "......"
He closed his eyes, stood up from the ground, and corrected with a serious face: "Director, it's my life!" How can you count things that you shouldn't bring? β
"Strong or you strong."
"From today onwards, I appoint you as my mouth substitute!"
"If you can say it, you can say more, and it's better to let the director return all the things."
ββ¦β¦ Confiscate confiscation! Take it all with you! Xu Xinqi roared, and even forgot to use the little horn.
[Hahahahaha, look at our Xu Dao]
[Director Xu's inner OS, after recording this show, I will never touch variety shows again! ] γ
[Hahahahaha γ
[Goose goose goose really has a Fu Shi encounter! ] He actually hid the money under the insole/Laughed until he chirped]
[Shen Zhiyi's face: Who is this person? I don't know]
After checking the luggage, a group of people pushed their suitcases to the house they had chosen.
Fu Shiyu didn't let Shen Zhiyi do it, he automatically helped her push the suitcase.
The other two groups are also men and women.
Lin Sheng and Lin Xingshen also played a gentlemanly style and took the initiative to help Jing Mohan and Cheng Yan.
A group of people talk and laugh together, not like they have only known each other for a long time, but more like old friends who meet again.
Although many of them had heard the rumors of Shen Zhiyi's intention in the circle, they did not reject her because of this.
To truly understand a person, you must not only listen to them, but also see them with your own eyes.
After getting along just now, you can find that Shen Zhiyi has nothing to do with the rumored "playing big names, bad temper" and so on.
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The first group of people arrived was the tiled house where Yun Zhao and Yun Wanxuan were selected.
The house looked weather-beaten, and just standing in the living room, you could see a hole in the roof as big as a broken head.
The roof tiles in the other two rooms were also broken.
ββ¦β¦β
Yun Wan tilted her head, and her neck was sore when she looked at it.
Yun Zhao was also silent for a few seconds before he spoke: "We...... You can find some new tiles to make up for them. β
And as long as it's not raining, it's not a big problem.
"Right...... You can make it up," Yun Wan retracted her gaze and comforted herself by the way, but she was not comforted by herself.
She closed her eyes in pain, "No, I'm going to look at other people's houses to soothe my hole-like heart!" β
Yun Zhao: "......"
Is this all about using someone else's pain to make yourself happy?
A few seconds later, Yun Zhao also followed.
At this moment, the others hadn't gone far, so the two quickly caught up.
Seeing their brother and sister coming, Lin Xing said with a smile: "Huh? Yun Xiaowan, you finished admiring your new home so quickly? β
Fu Shiyu continued: "I saw a big hole in the roof from afar, the lighting in the house must be very good, right?" Sister Yunwan, hahahaha-"
In the end, he and Lin Xingshen laughed wildly together.
Yun Wan's little face was blackened by their anger.
Shen Zhiyi looked at Fu Shiyu, whose back molars were exposed, and his expression couldn't bear to look at it.
Sure enough, a straight man is not worthy of a girlfriend.
After enduring it for two seconds, Yun Wan gritted her teeth and fought back: "Even if the house I choose is not good, it is a hundred times better than the old temple and thatched house!"
Ga......
Fu Shiyu and Lin Xingshen's laughter came to an abrupt end.
Seeing their gradually painful expressions, Yun Wan snorted.
Several other parents shook their heads helplessly.
I didn't walk a few steps, and I arrived at Yuwen Bridge and the wooden house chosen by Ye Nanzhou.
The hut was many years old, and the wood was darkened and looked gray from the outside.
In several places, the wood has been deformed, and the planks are much looser, so that they are very airy.
Fortunately, there was no big problem with the roof.
"You can reinforce it." Ye Nanzhou was shocked in short.
Yu Wenqiao nodded, and was quite satisfied with his choice.
Yun Wan showed an expression of regret and tears, "Whew! I knew I was going to choose a wooden house! β
Yu Wenqiao said with a smile: "It's a pity that there is no regret medicine in this world."
"Woo, I'm so sour...... No, no," Yun Wan hurriedly patted her little face to calm herself down, "Just think about it, the worst is someone else...... I felt like I was alive again! β
Fu Shiyu & amp; amp; Lin Xingshen: "......"
Don't be too obvious!
After visiting Yuwen Bridge and Ye Nanzhou's residence, the group moved on to the next place.
Ye Nanzhou put his luggage in the living room, and glanced at Yu Wenqiao, "Do you want to go with me?" β
"Of course."
Yu Wenqiao nodded, and walked out with Ye Nanzhou one after the other.
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A group of people walked along the path, and after walking for a while, they came across a dilapidated and simple thatched house.
The earthen wall had fallen off a large piece of wall skin, and even a large hole was broken, as well as the small door panel that was dangling and lingering, as if it could fall down with a slight push.
Seeing this thatched house, Lin Xingshen's whole person was not good.
He and Lin Sheng froze in place, their eyebrows about to be knotted.
"Hahahahahaha You don't have a lot of thatch on the roof of your thatched house! Hahahahaha-"