Chapter 4: Catching the Thief
When the gentleman heard this, he was angry and angry, so he had to endure his anger and said, "How can you endure it without a lock?" But you don't have to worry about it, find one somewhere, solve your anxiety tonight, and find a new one tomorrow."
When Ba Niu heard him say this, the boss became unhappy, pouted, and muttered: "Sir is so unreasonable, whose night pot is not at home?" Where is the spare preparation? If you do what I say, it is better to open the window, which is small, and pee through the window. It's big, but just stick your ass out and pull it up."
"Nonsense"! No matter how good-tempered a person is, he can't help but be angry at this time, so he pointed at him and drank: "The window is facing the back building, how can it be opened casually?" What a system to be seen! If you dare to talk nonsense again, see if I don't hit your handboard"!
Ba Niu is used to fighting, how can he be afraid of his punishment? Seeing him like this, he couldn't hold back the amusement in his heart, but he couldn't laugh out, so he had to endure it, and frowned and said: "This is also something that can't be helped, even if Mr. is unwilling, it is better for me to help Mr. go to the thatched house."
Mr. was afraid of going out at night, so he had to hesitate, but he couldn't hold back the urgent matter, so he had to agree. When he put on his clothes and led the bull, he looked at the thatched house.
The bull led him like a blind horse, and walked all the way, talking nonsense all the way, saying that there was a stone in front of him, and telling him to raise his feet, and then saying that there was a pit in front of him, and letting him walk along, so that the gentleman's heart was so busy that his trembling hands and feet trembled. If it were other children, it would be okay to be naughty to this point, but Ba Niu is used to being naughty, how can ordinary tricks get into his eyes? If he wants to plot harm to others, he must make sure that person will never recover.
The two of them moved step by step, looked at the backyard, opened the corner door, and looked at the main room in front of them, and after the verandah, they turned to the left, and it was a big living room.
Ba Niu secretly rejoiced in his heart: "Okay, okay, this time I won't die, it's better to peel off the skin"!
He took Mr. by the hand, and walked into the hall, and when he reached the center of the hall, the most conspicuous place, he spread his hand and whispered, "Okay, here it is."
The gentleman knew that it was not a thatched house, but when he smelled it with his nose, the smell was even different, so he couldn't help but have a seizure, and shouted: "Little beast! What is this place? You want to play tricks on the old man"!
Ba Niu saw that he saw through it, but he was not in a hurry, and lied casually: "I won't tell you the truth, this is indeed not a thatched house", and then he turned his intimate tone and said: "Sir, if I take you to the thatched house, the thatched house pit is deep and narrow, if you are careless for a while, step on the empty head, and fall down, wouldn't it be difficult?" You can't swim, and I can't pull the rope, how can I be free? Therefore, wouldn't it be good for me to bring my husband here, without the risk of subversion, and to move around?"
At this point, where will the gentleman trust him? Knowing that it was his way, but he had no choice but to say to him with kind words: "Yes, yes, I don't know your intentions, but it's just that this place is not good, let's change places."
Ba Niu saw that he refused to be convenient here, so he had to lead him out, but he had another idea. He was determined to tease him, and refused to stop there, so he dragged him around the front yard, until the gentleman was so dizzy that he couldn't walk anymore, and then led him to the hall again. This time, he didn't go into the house, but only at the door.
"This is the pavilion in the garden, and the gentleman will finish here, and then you will be out of the garden." Seeing that Mr. still refused to believe him, he had to make another joke: "Otherwise, we will simply walk a little further and go out the back door to the street to solve the problem, anyway, there is no one there at this time."
The gentleman couldn't bear it anymore, so at this time, no matter what was good or bad, he unbuttoned his pants and squatted down to release the gate. This was also his momentary negligence, knowing that Ba Niu was playing tricks on him, he shouldn't have let go of his hand, and his hand was let go, and he had run away.
"Ba Niu, still waiting here", when he came back to his senses and called him again, there was no voice.
But Ba Niu didn't run back to his room to sleep, so how could he be different? The place where he came was the room near the little Simen, and they were all familiar with each other, and now they cried out together, saying that there was a thief in the front yard, and asked them to go and get the thief together.
Those little Si are only in their teens, it is the age of trouble, usually nothing to do, but also to do something, now I heard that there are thieves, naturally they are all interested, one by one, pick up the guys, and they will light torches to take people.
Na Ba Niu had thought of a desperate solution before, and he was afraid that he would run away in a moment and it would be difficult to start, so he came up with an idea and said: "Anyone who takes a thief is quiet, how can there be a reason to shout?" Wouldn't it be good to let him get away with it, so he might as well touch it secretly, put it in a sack, tie it up with a rope, and hand it over to the master to deal with when the day comes, and get a complete credit."
When everyone heard that he was reasonable, they unanimously agreed, and those who took the sacks went to get the sacks, and those who took the ropes went to get the ropes, and quietly gathered together, and looked in the direction of the hall together.
Turning the foot of the room, I saw a figure in front of the door in the distance, as if he was squatting, and he seemed to be lying on his stomach, and he didn't know what he was touching. Several people couldn't help but say, approached the front, shouted, hugged the general, covered them with sacks, and tied them with ropes, and then they breathed a sigh of relief, and when they turned back to look for Ba Niu, the people were gone.
A few people disappeared from Ba Niu, there was no one to come up with an idea, and they had to make a fuss, and they all lit torches to take care of them, and they saw a few small Si, guarding a sack and shouting, and they had to reprimand them first, and when they heard that they had caught the thief, they were all taken aback. I didn't dare to make my own decisions, so I took a few people to the housekeeper to see how he dealt with it.
The big housekeeper Akita was busy for a day, and he was sleeping soundly, when the maid outside came to report that there was a thief in the house and wanted to ask him to leave, so he couldn't care about being tired, hurriedly dressed up, followed the person, and came to the house.
Those little Si were proud at this time, pointing fingers one by one, punching and kicking, telling about their heroic performance, and only then did they stop when they saw the housekeeper coming.
Akita approached the sack, looked over, and couldn't see the reason, so he frowned and shouted to everyone: "Damn minion, even if you are a thief, why did you recruit you to beat shit?" If it is broken and goes to the government, we must also have a no, what are we doing standing there! Carry it to the gatehouse first, and wait until the dawn is back to the master."
With the words of the housekeeper, these people stepped forward to carry him, who knew that they had just gathered, and they all dispersed, and one by one they became humble, and the one said: "Little Wu, this credit is yours, or is it right for you to carry it."
Xiao Wu heard it and hurriedly said: "Everyone has a share of the credit, I am young, I really haven't made any efforts, or the brothers are the ones who started."
Then he said, "Just find a sedan chair to carry it, but I can't reach for it."
The other also said, "It's better to untie it and everyone hurry up."
Everyone gossiped, you pushed me, twisted their noses one by one, crooked their faces, and avoided from afar, refusing to step forward. It turned out that when Fang had just arrested someone, everyone was busy and didn't take a closer look, the that Mr. had just pulled, and he hadn't moved, and in the chaos, most of them had rolled onto the sack, and when he was on the rise, everyone didn't care, but now that he was close, the smell naturally appeared.
Seeing them shirk each other, Akita couldn't help but think, and shouted, "Damn minions, what are you arguing about!" If all of you break it, no one can get out of it, so you all go and reach out!"
These people reluctantly stretched out their heads to scoop up the sack, dragged them to the porter, skimmed them to the ground, and scattered, and no one could be found anymore, and Akita didn't want to look at the stinky thing anymore, so he asked the followers to talk to the porter, let him watch, and go home first. It was only the porter, a good room, and no one could stand, so I had to lock the door and go to sleep in the room where I watched.