Xiao Mo has a habit of going to the toilet before everyone gets up when the sky is just dawning and everyone has not gotten up. During the day, he observed by the toilet for a while, made sure that there was no one, went in immediately, and solved it quickly, not wanting to meet someone today.

Shu Yan was confused by him, thanks to the fact that he was used to Xiao Mo's temperament, otherwise he would have thought that something big had happened. Because of the agreement with Xiao Mo, Shu Yan always wears grown underwear when he sleeps, and he asks while wearing his outer clothes: "What's wrong?" Early in the morning, who messed with you? ”

"I didn't see who it was, anyway, he was a person with no quality. I was in the latrine for convenience, and the person didn't even say hello beforehand, and walked in directly. ”

"Huh? What is this? There are so many people in this hall, and all of them are men, and there are no women, who has to say hello before going to the toilet, and it is quite normal to share the toilet with others. Shu Yan knows, don't look at his babbling, there is a chance that there is nothing serious.

"It's not just that he doesn't say hello, the problem is that he's ...... Untie your pants when you go in! ”

"Isn't this nonsense? People have three urgencies, he must be in a hurry to get up so early to go to the toilet, if he doesn't untie his pants immediately, will he still brew for a while? ”

Xiao Mo "fluttered" and was happy: "What else is brewing, he just entered the door, it was dark, and he hadn't figured out what was going on, he was scared by me, and it was estimated that he was already ......."

"Already, what?"

"Already...... It's miserable and unspeakable...... Indescribable. ”

"Huh? Didn't that person be miserable by you? ”

"That's his own doing, how can he blame me?"

"How can you do this, there are so many people in the party, and going to the toilet is a daily necessity, and in the long run, you may have to scare how many people!"

"Don't worry, I've already figured it out, but I need your help."

"What's the solution? What do you want me to do? ”

"The latrine must hang a sign, the front and back of the sign are written 'someone', 'nobody', when everyone goes to the latrine, first look at the sign, when you see the 'someone' side, you are not allowed to enter, you can only enter when you see the 'nobody' side."

Shu Yan's eyes widened when he heard this, "What are you trying to make a fuss about?" Set up a sign for no reason, and you have to look at the cards first when you go to the toilet, how inconvenient it is, how can you agree? They won't obey it. ”

"That's why I'm asking you to help me write a high-sounding reason."

"No, no, no, I can't write this. Putting a sign in front of the latrine is in itself an unheard of absurdity, and I can't help to write a ridiculous reason for this absurdity. Shu Yan got up from the bed, picked up a towel and prepared to wash.

Xiao Mo dragged him back and said angrily: "If you don't help, apply to the party hall and set up a toilet for me alone, I don't want to share the toilet with you laymen!" ”

"What? Who do you think you are? It's good enough for people to let you live here, and they want to set up a separate latrine for you? It's wishful thinking. ”

"I knew I couldn't do that, so I asked you to write the reason for me."

Shu Yan thought that Xiao Mo was just a whim, but he didn't expect him to be serious. Shu Yan couldn't screw Xiao Mo, so he could only sit down, and the two of them racked their brains together to make up reasons for this ridiculous thing.

After an hour, Shu Yan finally finished compiling it. After accepting the pen, Xiao Mo picked it up and looked at it, and couldn't help but exclaim, covering his face with paper, and laughing, "It's apt, it's wonderful." "Xiao Mo's grandfather was a Han Chinese, not only did he know business, but he was also quite literate and literate, and his teaching of Xiao Mo's father was also very strict. Although Xiao Mo's mother is a Qiang, she was born in a chieftain family, so she is naturally different from ordinary Qiang people, not only educated but also extremely intelligent. Xiao Mo was born in such a family, although he is more stubborn, but he is nurtured by the family, and he can be regarded as literate and hyphenated. Compared with Shu Yan, Biyu, and Zhixin, it is a little worse, but reading ordinary articles is not difficult for him at all, and it is easy.

"Your mission is done, I'll take care of the rest." After Xiao Mo finished speaking, he picked up the piece of paper and walked out, and returned without taking two steps, "Yesterday you said that you wanted to invite Brother Ye to eat fish, but don't forget to invite him." ”

After Shu Yan finished freshening up, he came to find Ye Ying. They knew each other very well, so they didn't call the door, and directly pushed the door open and called: "Brother Ye." ”

Ye Ye was washing clothes in a wooden basin, and when he saw someone coming, he hurriedly blocked the wooden basin behind him: "What are you doing?" ”

"You don't wash your clothes outside, but you're in the house, and why are you so flustered?"

"No, nothing." Ye Qing's face flushed, "What are you looking for me?" ”

"It's nothing, I just bought a few fish yesterday, and Xiao Mo and I invited you to eat fish."

"It's good to eat fish, you go first, I'll wash my clothes and go, and I won't leave you for tea." Ye Ye directly ordered the eviction of customers.

Shu Yan didn't care, and went back to help Xiao Mo make fish. Ye Jian sighed: "It's really unlucky today, I don't know which daredevil...... I met early in the morning" I secretly washed my underwear and hung it in the house. In the past two days, he had an upset stomach, and just after washing his clothes, he suddenly felt another pain in his stomach. He closed the door, ran to the latrine, and was just about to enter, when he suddenly saw a wooden sign hanging in front of the door, and a notice was posted on the wall next to it, and there were three or five people around in front of the notice, and from time to time they praised it, only to see that it read:

Those who are in a hurry are inevitably born in the world; The five grains are reincarnated, and people and animals are also rational. Livestock and poultry are often in a hurry, anytime, anywhere, without the slightest embarrassment and avoidance. But if a man is a man, how can he be like an animal? People are inevitably anxious, but every time, their shape, will strip and undress, the body is ugly, although it is said to be sincere, in fact, it is indecent and do not look at it; Its voice, or like a landslide, or like flowing water, or long, or tactful, its embarrassing voice, it is really difficult not to listen to it. There is a cloud in "The Book of Rites": The reason why people are human beings is also etiquette. It is inevitable not to ignore incivility, and it is impossible to listen to incivility, and it is harmful to Yaya, which is really something that etiquette gentlemen cannot share. In order to make you avoid this embarrassment, from now on, the toilet has a special wooden plaque, the front inscription "someone", the back inscription "no one". When encountering "someone", the monarchs will treat them less; When encountering "no one", you will move forward. Every time you go to the toilet, you must flop; Every time it is played, it must also flop. The embarrassment can be solved.

"What the hell?" Because he was in a hurry, Ye Chung only glanced at it and hurriedly walked inside.

"Brother Ye, come out!" Suddenly, someone stopped him.

"What's wrong?" Ye Jian picked up the robe with one hand and stopped.

The men pointed to the wall and said, "Why don't you follow the rules and don't see this notice?" ”

Ye Meng snorted: "I don't know which nasty person is doing this, it's extremely boring, what are you doing with it?" ”

"How can you ignore it? Didn't you see what it said? Sharing the toilet with others, indecent people are inevitable, indecent people don't listen to it, it hurts a lot, Brother Ye, since you are filial piety, don't you want to be a gentleman of etiquette? ”

"Ah, do you take this kind of game seriously?"

"Why don't you take it seriously, we have long meant it, but we didn't expect this. Now that someone has done it for us, and it is a matter of effort, do we not obey it? ”

"I can't help it, these boring people!" Ye Chung had no choice but to turn the wooden card over to the "someone" side, and then went in, and when he came out, he found that everyone's eyes were staring at him again.

Oh, he suddenly remembered, and hurriedly turned the wooden sign back to the "nobody" side, and the crowd let him go.

"It's boring!" Ye Jian scolded secretly and walked towards Shu Yan's room. When I entered the door, I saw three plates of fish and two pots of wine on the table.

Ye Ye first begged for water to wash his hands, and said with a smile: "Two virtuous brothers, I'm embarrassed to bother, every time I come to trouble you two." ”

Shu Yan invited him to sit down and said with a smile: "Brother Ye is polite, when we go out, we are all brothers, what do we talk about the word 'bother'." ”

Xiao Mo brought the rice, and Shu Yan poured a full amount of wine. Ye Yan sat in the guest seat, Shu Yan sat in the main seat, and Xiao Mo accompanied each other. The three of them drank a drink, and Xiao Mo said, "Brother Ye, you can taste the fish I made." ”

"Three fish, such a luxury."

"You care so much, try it first."

"Huh?" Ye Chung stretched out his chopsticks, looked at the three plates of different fish, and stopped, "Why are the colors and soups of the fish on these three plates different?" Are they all different? ”

"Of course, how can I show my skill with two fish of the same practice on a dining table?" Xiao Mo smiled, "The recipes of these three fish are different, the first one is called steamed carp, the second is called braised carp, and the third is called sweet and sour carp. ”

"There are so many ways to make fish, it's really a long experience, you Qiang people are so good at eating."

"Where, this is not what we Qiang people do. In fact, many of them originated from my Han ancestors. Because my great-grandfather was an official in the Later Han Dynasty, although it has been many generations, I have inherited some superb cooking skills from my father and grandfather. And then there is the one I learned from all over the world when I traveled all over the world. Because I am a foodie, every time I go to a place, I must first taste the local special food, and when I encounter a delicious food, I must ask for its instructions, and over time, I have mastered a lot of cooking skills. ”

"So that's the case, admiration admiration. You are young, but you have seen much more than we do. Ye Jian was still hesitant with chopsticks, "Which one should I eat first?" ”

Each of these three fish has its own characteristics: the first fish is clear white with some coriander leaves on top, giving it an authentic feeling; The second fish is charred yellow, and some garlic cloves are placed next to the fish, which will immediately whet people's appetite at the first sight; The third fish is similar in color to braised carp, but its shape is strange, not straight, but the ends of the head and tail are cocked, like a fish jumping, and there are some charred soup and oil simmering in the plate, and the fish body is half-immersed in it, and there is a mellow smell that penetrates into the nostrils without entering the mouth.