Chapter 91: Mistakes Are Mistakes (1)
The official hat and robe were sent back, and a doctor came with him. The imperial doctor brought a lot of trauma medicine to treat Shu Yan's injuries. The imperial doctor looked at Shu Yan who was lying on the bed, and then at Xiao Mo who was standing next to him, and ordered, "Come and help, take off his middle coat." ”
"Huh? Let me...... Help him take off his shirt? ”
"Nonsense, there's no one else here, who else is it not you?"
"No, I can't......"
"You're a big man, twisting and twisting, like a woman, and you can't complain about being a eunuch."
Xiao Mo was told by the imperial doctor that he had no choice but to harden his head, blush, touch Shu Yan's waist, then close his eyes and take his middle coat down. In the process of fading, because a small piece of the buttocks was beaten and the skin was opened, sticking to the clothes, Shu Yan suddenly screamed "ah". Xiao Mo was startled, and when he opened his eyes, he caught a glimpse of Shu Yan's bare red, swollen and firm buttocks. She hurriedly closed her eyes, her face flushed to her neck, and her heart was beating so fast that she couldn't do it. Although the places where the two of them slept were close to each other, because Xiao Mo had spoken first, for so long, Shu Yan had never bare his chest and abdomen in front of Xiao Mo, let alone show his buttocks. Although Xiao Mo has been out in disguise as a man for so long, she has never really touched a man's body, this is the first time, and she is embarrassed.
After a long time, it was finally hoped that the imperial doctor would take care of the wound, and Xiao Mo was relieved. After sending the imperial doctor away, Xiao Mo recalled the wound he had just glimpsed at in shock, and his tears came out in distress, "...... Do you hurt? Her tears are more precious than men's, and she hasn't cried much since she became sensible.
"It's just a skin injury, it's not a big deal."
The injury was really not too serious. It turned out that the executioners would observe their words and expressions, observe the emperor's intentions, and observe which people should be beaten hard and which people should not be beaten hard. They knew that the emperor didn't really want to hit Shu Yan, so the force of their hitting the board was light and the rhythm was slow. If you really have to hit hard, many people will die if they can't hold up a hundred rods.
Rao is like this, and the flesh and blood are enough to bear, but fortunately, Xiao Mo takes care of it. The Inner Court sent a lot of supplements. Just can give full play to Xiao Mo's expertise, she is ten times more attentive to cooking for Shu Yan than usual, and she has brought her cooking skills to the extreme.
After a few days, Shu Yan has recovered as before, and he still goes to Shangshutai as usual. Because it was his fault first, Shu Yan didn't hate Sima Yan very much about being beaten, but he was still unwilling to clean up Xiao Mo, and always wanted to find an opportunity to persuade him to change his mind, even if he was beaten again, and then dismissed.
The deadline for Xiao Mo to enter the palace is getting closer and closer, but he is still the same as usual, he should cook, and he should pester Shu Yan to learn the "Book of Songs" and learn the "Book of Songs". Shu Yan couldn't see that he was nervous or anxious.
"Brother Shu, do you see this sentence 'Who thinks about the cloud?' Western beauty. He is beautiful, and he is a man of the West. Does it mean that a young man misses a beautiful woman from the West? ”
"I'm still in the mood to study this, I'm really heartless to the extreme, hum, you'll have to suffer when the time comes!" Shu Yan was very annoyed.
The palace urged many times, but Xiao Mo was not in a hurry, she calculated the date.
Today is the day that Xiao Mo agreed to purify. The imperial court specially allowed Shu Yan to take a few days off to take care of Xiao Mo. Although he objected, Xiao Mo did not have the slightest remorse. The matter has come to this point, and there is no way, the only thing he can do now is to take the money, buy more gifts, and give them to the old eunuchs and cleansers in charge, hoping that they can use lighter methods to make Xiao Mo suffer less.
He came back after buying gifts, and not long after, he saw that the old eunuch had also come with a cleanser. Shu Yan hurriedly greeted the two and gave the two of them gifts. It's the first time he's grown up and doesn't know what gift-giving is. The two of them are accustomed to this business and know what it means.
The old eunuch smiled and said to Shu Yan: "Shu Lang, don't worry, this is the best cleansing master in Luoyang City, ensuring the lightest technique and the least pain." And now that the weather is neither hot nor cold, it is a good time to recuperate. I think back then, when I was cleansed, it was summer, and that sin ......"
Compared with the old eunuch's constant nagging, the cleanser looked serious, he put a small box on the table, opened it, and revealed a row of knives of different shapes, which were bright and dangling, large and small, and of different shapes, detoxified, took the knife in his hand, and asked Shu Yan: "What about people?" ”
Shu Yan's heart was extremely sad, he looked at the cold knife, couldn't speak, and pointed to the back room. The cleanser followed the old eunuch to the inner room.
Shu Yan couldn't bear to hear Xiao Mo's screams and went to get hot water. But when he wasn't by Xiao Mo's side for a while, he couldn't rest assured, he hurried back, only to find that the cleanser was putting away the knife and putting it in the box, and the old eunuch was babbling something.
"Ah, isn't it, it's over so soon?" Shu Yan asked in surprise.
The cleanser said while packing up the knives: "Where, I didn't need to do it, he solved it himself, I knew it was so, why bother calling me." ”
"Self-...... Yourself, solved? "It's a big joke, Shu Yan doesn't believe it. He hurriedly ran into the back room and saw Xiao Mo lying quietly on the bed, covered with a thin quilt, looking as usual, but his face was a little pale.
"You ......"
Seeing that Shu Yan was speechless in shock, Xiao Mo smiled slightly: "I'm fine." ”
"How is that possible?"
"I know you don't believe it, and neither do those two people. All you have to do is ask the old eunuch to come and examine me, and you will believe it. ”
Shu Yan went out and was outside with the purifier. The old eunuch walked into the inner room alone, the house was covered with curtains, the light was too dim, he was old and dizzy, he opened the quilt and looked at it, vaguely, and saw a piece of blood red between Xiao Mo's legs, sure enough, it seemed that there was nothing, very thoroughly, and he was busy covering the quilt.
Xiao Mo asked, "Do you believe it?" ”
"I believe it, I believe it." The old eunuch kept babbling, shook his head and sighed, turned out and said to Shu Yan, "I have lived for such an age, and I have never seen such a strong man, so much pain, his face did not change and his heart did not beat. Thinking back then, Guan Yunchang scraped his bones to cure poison, but that's it! He is really the number one husband in the world! ”
Xiao Mo listened to it inside, and almost laughed, but fortunately bit the horn of the quilt.
The old eunuch and the cleanser explained some precautions for recuperation, and then went back. Shu Yan was still not at ease, so he hurriedly went in again, and saw that Xiao Mo's face was ruddy at this time, and he didn't even have the paleness just now.
"You are so ruthless that you can do it?"
Xiao Mo chuckled: "What is this, haven't you heard that sentence, 'If you want to succeed, you must first go from the palace'." ”
"It's a bastard, what kind of bullshit logic is this? Never heard of it! ”
"You don't care who says it, and you don't care about the logic, in short, I'm not doing well now, right?"
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In the next few days, it will be Shu Yan's turn to take care of Xiao Mo. For taking care of patients, Shu Yan is very good. Since he was a child, he has taken care of his father-in-law, and when he grew up, he took care of his grandfather, all of which were dedicated and meticulous. However, the more Shu Yan tried his best, the more nervous Xiao Mo became. Because she is a fake patient, she is afraid of revealing her stuff. The purifier left behind a lot of medicines, some for internal use and some for external use. Shu Yan wanted to change the medicine for Xiao Mo, but Xiao Mo resolutely disagreed, saying that he could change it without others. Shu Yan knew that Xiao Mo had always been shy, so he was not reluctant. He went to the hospital alone to make medicine for internal use. After boiling, Xiao Mo had already changed the external medicine. Shu Yan put the medicine in a bowl and served it to Xiao Mo, Xiao Mo still wanted to resist, Shu Yan was anxious, pinched his nose and poured it down, so bitter that Xiao Mo rolled his eyes there.
The person who takes care of people is very comfortable, but the person who is taken care of is suffering greatly. Not only do you have to drink inexplicable medicine every day, but more seriously, a healthy person who lies motionless in bed all day is more uncomfortable than doing anything.
She always urged Shu Yan to go to Shangshutai to be on duty, where could Shu Yan rest assured, she had to stay and take care of her. Every day, I change my tricks to cook and eat for Xiao Mo, and I am afraid that Xiao Mo will be cold in the morning and evening, so I borrow a stove to warm up. Although he took care of it so meticulously, Xiao Mo became more and more anxious. Shu Yan thought that he was tormented by injuries, so he taught him to read the "Book of Songs" to relieve his boredom. This trick really worked, what "Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the river island." My Fair Lady, Gentleman. "If you can't sleep, you will sneeze if you are willing to speak." After reading "Who thinks about the cloud?" Western beauty. He is beautiful, and he is a man of the West. On a whim, he wanted to play the flute. Playing the flute is very laborious, where is Shu Yan willing to follow, seeing that Shu Yan resolutely disagrees, Xiao Mo has no choice but to give up.
Xiao Mo always took advantage of Shu Yan's time to go out, secretly got out of bed, and moved well, with her active temperament, she couldn't wait to jump up happily at this time. This kind of cheerfulness is always short-lived, and before Shu Yan returns, she must lie back obediently and continue to pretend to recuperate.
The autumn breeze is cool, and the crab is yellow. Since the last time he and Xiao Mo were ridiculed by Shi Biyu because they couldn't afford to buy crabs, Shu Yan has been haunted by it and remembered it in his heart. Now is a good time to eat crabs, and he must fulfill this wish.
He bought a few fat and large crabs, boiled them in water, put them on a plate, covered them with a cloth, and brought them into the small room.
"Xiao Mo, guess what this is?"
Xiao Mo was pretending to close his eyes to recuperate, and when he heard Shu Yan ask, he opened his eyes and said, "What is a good thing, so mysterious?" ”
Shu Yan didn't speak, handed the plate in front of Xiao Mo, Xiao Mo opened it and looked at it, "Ah, crab." "I was so excited that I had to sit up.
Shu Yan hurriedly held him down: "I'll just peel it for you, how can you move?" ”
Xiao Mo lay down obediently, Shu Yan picked a female crab with a round umbilicus, peeled off the hard red lid, full of golden crab roe, fat white crab meat.
"Wow, what a fat crab."
Shu Yan took out a piece of crab roe with a small spoon and put it into Xiao Mo's mouth. He used chopsticks to remove the white crab meat from the shell and gave it to Xiao Mo to eat.
"How's it taste?"
"Well, it's delicious, it's delicious."
Seeing Shu Yan seriously feeding himself crabs, Xiao Mo was about to cry happily. She seemed to have forgotten the pain of lying in bed, and sincerely wished that time would always stand still in this moment.
The happy reverie was interrupted by footsteps coming from outside, it was Ye Qing. He came to tell Shu Yan and Xiao Mo: The Ministry officially notified him today that he was going to be the director of the Good Brewing Administration, and he would take office in a few days.
Because of Shu Yan's help and Xiao Mo's fulfillment, Ye Yan finally has to be an official. He sincerely thanked these two people, knowing that Xiao Mo had "purified" and came to visit Xiao Mo every day, or to help Shu Yan do something. Xiao Mo was also at a loss, and always took him away for various reasons.