Chapter 213: Playing the Flute (1)
Shu Yan was just about to make up his mind to fight Jia Mi, and said directly: How could I obey your instructions and mess up the court etiquette system? To tell you the truth, this ornament is not a deer or a bear, but a cow that I ordered someone to draw just to humiliate you! Unexpectedly, Biyu suddenly interjected such a sentence. Biyu has always been extremely cold and arrogant, and he doesn't ask about mundane things, it is unlikely that he is trying to help himself out of the siege, and he doesn't even know whether he is an enemy or a friend. But, anyway, he has already prepared for the worst, so what does it matter if he is friend or foe? Just listen to what he has to say.
Biyu's move also surprised Jia Mi. He was dissatisfied with Biyu's indifference to him just now, why did he take the initiative to step forward at this moment and answer this conversation for no reason.
"How can it be a bear with horns on its head?" Jia Mi didn't care what Biyu meant, he still used this sentence to make trouble.
"Jia Shizhong said that it is not a bear, and it has horns on its head, so it is a deer?"
"The neck is short and fat, and it is not a deer." Jia Mi raised his voice and said.
"The neck is short and the body is fat, that's still a bear." Biyu insisted.
"There's horns on the head, that's not a bear." Jia Mi emphasized.
"If you have horns on your head, that's a deer." Hitama changed.
"Huh?" Jia Mi squinted at Biyu, "You swayed from side to side, do you think it's a deer or a bear?" ”
Biyu smiled lightly: "It doesn't matter what is painted on the car shi." I just think it's an interesting argument. ”
"Interesting arguments?" At this moment, Jia Mi seemed to understand Biyu's purpose: Could it be that he was going to have a sophistry with me? Like Zhuangzi and Huizi swimming on the beam?
Indeed, Biyu has no other purpose, he does not stand on either side of Jia Mi and Shu Yan. He originally ignored the ignorance, disdained to follow the crowd for the sake of his career prospects, and greeted Jia Mi with me, until he heard Jia Mi scolding Park Hee-Kim and Haeto Kawaichi about bears and deer, and immediately became interested. He likes to talk about himself. Qing Tan is not limited to talking about the mysteries, all about the understanding of all things, the reverie of the unknown, the philosophy of life, whether it is metaphysical or metaphysical, whether it is meaningful such as talent theory, or almost absurd sophistry such as white horse and non-horse, can be used as talking about Qing Tan.
At the moment, Biyu doesn't care what kind of extraordinary dignitary Jia Mi is, he only regards him as a celebrity today, and his interest is suddenly rising, and he wants to have a sophistry with him.
Such a tense and serious issue should be turned into a debate. This seems ridiculous, but Jia Mi is also a person in this way, and he is very happy to fight. At this moment, he had no intention of paying attention to Shu Yan, and only concentrated on competing with Biyu:
"Short neck and fat body, that's not a deer."
"The neck is short and the body is fat, that's still a bear."
"There's horns on the head, that's not a bear."
"If you have horns on your head, it's still a deer."
Between the words, the two sides have been sophistry for three rounds. Jia Mi laughed and said, "Shi Gongzi, on the surface, it seems that neither you nor I can convince anyone. In fact, the winner has been decided, and you have already lost. ”
"Oh?" Biyu chuckled, "Why is Jia Shizhong so confident? ”
"Because I have a negative attitude towards both, and I don't think it's either a deer or a bear, which is perfectly normal and workable, because it could well be a third beast besides a deer and a bear. You, on the other hand, are both positive, thinking that it is both a deer and a bear, which will not work, and it is a complete contradiction! ”
"Your so-called contradiction in me is based on the back-and-forth change of your position. I followed your change of position, and when I saw its horns, I thought it was a deer; When you see its torso, you think it's a bear. ”
"That's a bit of a quibble, isn't it? How can we look at everything in its entirety, and judge what it is the only thing based on its wholeness? ”
"Jia Shizhong's words, I'm afraid it's not true. For example, does a person either classify him as a good person or a wicked person? ”
"Yes."
"But a certain person has both a time to do good and a time to do evil. When others saw him giving to the poor, they said he was a good man, and when they saw him bullying the villagers, they said he was a wicked man. Doing both good and evil happens to the same person. So is he a good man or an evil man? ”
"This ......" Jia Mi is poor in words.
Biyu continued: "According to your negative view, taken together, he is neither a good person nor an evil person, so what is he? Isn't it human? And according to my positive view, sometimes good people are sometimes evil, which is quite normal and reasonable. In this case, I'm afraid my conclusion is more reasonable than yours, right? ”
Jia Mi was stunned for a moment by Biyu's argument, and after a long time, he shouted: "This is different. Why should I be torn between a deer and a bear, it's like a deer and not a deer, like a bear and not a bear, I can say that it's a third person or something else, can't it? ”
"In the eyes of others, you can think of it as any beast that resembles it, but in your eyes you can't."
"Why?" Jia Mi asked in surprise.
"Because in your eyes there are only deer and bears, and you know that it is just a cow, but are you willing to admit it? Where did you paint an ann chariot with a cow ornament? ”
Jia Mi thought for a long time, looked at Biyu indifferently and said, "In your opinion, what is it in my eyes?" ”
"Whatever you think in your heart, it is what you see."
"Whatever you think in your heart, it's what it is......" Jia Mi repeated this sentence, no longer caring about the victory or defeat of the debate with Biyu, and forgetting Shu Yan earlier.
Shu Yan was forced to be helpless, and he had already made plans to hit the stone with an egg. Who knew that Biyu stuck a lever sideways for no reason because of his own good, but saved himself. Of course, he was very happy and surprised, but for Jia Mi, he still refused to go to his wedding and did not attend his wedding.
Of course, there are very few mavericks like Shu Yan, and on the day of Jia Yao's wedding, half of Luoyang City was alarmed, and the Chinese military officials of the DPRK flocked to it. The various departments were empty, and Shu Yan didn't have much fun in Taifu Temple alone, so he simply went back to his own house. When I got to the lower house, I felt that I had nothing to do. If you don't sweep a house, how can you sweep the world! While there was nothing to do, he cleaned up the house. Suddenly, Xiao Mo came in from outside, pointed at him and smiled: "I knew that you didn't go to Jia Mi." Do you know that seven or eight out of ten of the Manchu civil and military people went to cheer, and you ignored the great opportunity to gallop the vast world, and instead picked up a small humble room here. ”
Shu Yan just thought about what to pack, listened to Xiao Mo's words, and asked, "I definitely won't go, but why didn't you go?" I've heard that the imperial court has sent your imperial chef to preside over the wedding banquet. ”
"If you don't go, of course I won't give him face."
"Then you're not afraid of trouble in the future?"
"Who am I afraid of? Afraid of Empress Jia? Afraid of Jia Mi? Or are you afraid of my boss, Guang Luxun? ”
Xiao Mo often said things that were out of proportion, Shu Yan was used to it, so he smiled and said, "Aren't any of them worthy of your fear?" ”
"It's not that it's not worth being afraid of, but it's not necessary. My original intention of being an official is different from others, I don't care about losing fame and fortune at all, and I don't want to be promoted and climb up, what am I afraid of? ”
"Then what is your original intention as an official?"
For what? Of course, it's to be part of your life, but you don't know it. After so many years, how much youth I have buried in vain and how much emotion I have paid silently! You don't understand at all!
This is the emotion in Xiao Mo's heart, but he can't say it.
"Stop. On such a good day, half of the people in Luoyang City are lively and happy, but you and I are doing such boring things in this small room, how can you say such boring things? ”
"That's right." Shu Yan said, "I also feel too suffocating today, but I don't know what to do." ”
"Uh......" Little Medit suggested, "why not go to our vineyards." ”
"To the vineyard? Good idea. The two hit it off, immediately packed up their farm tools, and drove straight to the north of the city in a car.
Out of the city, came to the vast wilderness, saw the flowers red and willow green, and heard the sound of the swallow warbler, the two of them immediately felt better.
Seeing his vineyard not far away, Shu Yan said to Xiao Mo: "Don't you say that I am still negligent, I have been busy with the prince's wedding these days, and the vineyard has not been taken care of for a long time, so it must be time to weed." It just so happened that today, one is to relax, and the other is to take care of the garden, which is really good. When he opened the gate, he found that the vines covered with trellises were lush and green, and there were not many weeds, and he wondered, "It turns out that these grapes will take care of themselves, so it is no wonder that we were negligent." ”
Xiao Mo smiled and spat him and said, "Don't bury no one." Did you think grapes were so easy to eat? Just because you're negligent doesn't mean I'm negligent. You can't spare yourself, but I don't come here to work less. ”
"I see." Shu Yan smiled embarrassedly, "Why are you so anxious, ask me to come with you, so that you don't have to work so hard yourself." ”
"How could I not be in a hurry. I want you to have a drink of wine as soon as possible. ”
A wave of warmth poured into Shu Yan's heart. For so many years, he only knew how to blindly serve the court, but he cared little about Xiao Mo, but the other party secretly did too much for himself. He looked at Xiao Mo with some guilt, speechless, just picked it up? Weed the head vigorously.
Xiao Mo didn't bother him, just silently watched the sturdy man effortlessly swing his head and tidy up the garden. It's not that I don't want to help him, but I feel that I enjoy watching this person's every move like this.
After the garden was tidied up, Shu Yan took out the Xuantie heavy bow again and practiced archery. I shot dozens of times before I was ready to go back. loaded the things used into the car and walked out of the garden gate, but Xiao Mo stopped and said, "It's still early, Brother Shu, why are we in such a hurry to go back?" ”
"You can't just clean up the garden again because it's early, right?" Shu Yan asked with a smile.
"What, you can figure it out." Xiao Mo glared at Shu Yan with a smile, and then looked at the magnificent garden in front of him, "How about we go to the Golden Valley Garden?" ”
"I can't go, I can't go." Shu Yan waved his hand again and again, "Today's Jia Mi wedding, Shi Chong, as his pro-party, will definitely go to congratulate him, the master is not here, why are we going?" Besides, we have already gone in the garden to play, so there is no need to go again. ”
"There are countless pavilions and pavilions in that garden, countless green plants and landscapes, and there are pleasing scenery everywhere, and you never get tired of traveling, and now there is an excellent attraction - green pearls."
"Why are you making such a fuss, what treasures does the Shi family have? Even three or four feet tall coral trees are not unusual, this is what we have seen with our own eyes. It's just a green orb, presumably similar to jadeite, what's so strange? ”
"I knew you hadn't heard of it, and you were a fool." Xiao Mo squinted and smiled, "But I also heard from Shi Chong's daughter, Dr. Xin, and Dr. Xin listened to his family." The green bead is not a jewel, but a beautiful woman that Shi Chong got from Jiaozhi when he was a general of Nanzhonglang. To say that there are countless stunning beauties around Shi Chong, but in order to get this beauty, Shi Chong actually used the Sanhu Orb. Just because this green bead is not only beautiful and good at dancing, the most rare thing is that it is also affectionate. ”
"Three-hundred-jewels?" Shu Yan almost dropped his jaw in shock. Shi Chong's extravagance is well known to the world, but no one dares to imagine that buying a woman will use the Sanhu Jewel. You know, some poor people can't even save a bunch of rice all year round, what is the concept of these three dendrobs? Fill a full 300 meters with orbs! It's really worth a fortune. "Even if you have the appearance of a country and a city, it's not worth the price, right?"
"I also think it's too much, but Shi Chong has always been so extravagant and willful. I just don't know where he got so much jewelry. Even if it's royal, you can't necessarily take out so much at once! ”
"Huh." Shu Yan sighed and said, "They were all snatched by Shi Chong when he was an official in the south. ”
"Robbed?" It was Xiao Mo's turn to be surprised.
"Shi Chong was originally one of the richest people in Luoyang, and when he was the assassin of Jingzhou, he often plundered merchants who came and went, and made him increase countless assets."
"As a state assassin, it is really unheard of to take the lead in doing a robber's business, what kind of person is this Shi Chong!"
"Shi Chong is a person, it is elusive to his temperament: when he is attached to the backer, he can be servile and flattering, and when he is uninhibited, he will not let the royal relatives and relatives at all; To obtain money, you can do whatever it takes, and you are willful and rich, and you often spend a lot of money; When you are brutal, you may kill slaves and maids at will, and when you are righteous, you can help your friends regardless of gains and losses. Although he is intelligent and talented, and is good at meeting people randomly, his various reckless behaviors may inevitably lead to disaster in the end. ”
Such a greedy person, even if he causes trouble, is to blame. Why do we think about this, it's serious to go into the garden and see the green beads. Xiao Mo urged.
Shu Yan was very puzzled: "The virtuous brother is in the palace, and there is no shortage of beauties. No matter what a green bead is, can it still be beautiful? Why do you want to see her so much? ”
"Do you think I'm trying to catch a glimpse of her?"
"Isn't it?"
"Of course not, I have another purpose." Xiao Mo said, and took out something from his arms, which was the purple jade flute. "I heard that in addition to dancing, Luzhu is also good at playing the flute. I'm going to use my purple jade flute to fight her. ”
"Going to the flute?" Shu Yan shook his head helplessly and said, "You are still prepared!" It's ridiculous. She is Shi Chong's beloved Mei Ji, and besides, she doesn't know you, how can she see you casually, a foreign man? ”
"You don't have to worry about this, you just need to help me get into the garden gate."
"I'm the same as you, and I don't know the people here, how can I get in for no reason? I can't help with that. ”
"You're not like me. Shi Chong is now a servant, you are his direct subordinate, you only use this relationship, can't you still get in? ”
couldn't stand Xiao Mo's soft grinding and hard bubbles, Shu Yan finally had to agree.
Some people died, but not completely......